John Lurg Does Karaoke Duet with Moonman
Created on: September 16th, 2010
Moonman on the ivories, Lurg on the mic
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i'm on a camping trip with Johnny Lurg.
we're sharing a small green and black poptent and we left our cookware outside in the rain and we didn't string our food stash up a tree. you string your food stash up a tree so bears can't get to it.
so we're in the tent and lurg is being a shit, legs behind head curled up in a folding chair which should not be in tent. he's rolling around in this chair talking nonstop as if he's [i]trying so hard[/i] to be a cartoon character and i ask him
"jesus man. do you do anything? can you function? do you ever just get your dick off with anyone else but yourself?"
and he replies
"hahahahahah what's up guys it's brick mondelado and i'm just here to say i'm going to rape you in the ass brick brick brick brick brick etc" or some garbage like that
so i become a little more direct and ask
"lurg. have you ever cummed inside a mouth? like a girl's mouth or a guy's mouth? has anyone ever given you that?"
and lurg is all laughing hysterically like his drunk mom just spilled wine on floor at thanksgiving and stood up to make a shitty point then slipped in the puddle and [i]aw shit[/i] lurg just got to see the beaver...
...but i'm trying here so i ask "lurg, do you cum with others? has that happened for you?"
and he still is all sillies but i look and his little cut jew cock is haning out of his swim trunks, open for me.
we're sharing a small green and black poptent and we left our cookware outside in the rain and we didn't string our food stash up a tree. you string your food stash up a tree so bears can't get to it.
so we're in the tent and lurg is being a shit, legs behind head curled up in a folding chair which should not be in tent. he's rolling around in this chair talking nonstop as if he's [i]trying so hard[/i] to be a cartoon character and i ask him
"jesus man. do you do anything? can you function? do you ever just get your dick off with anyone else but yourself?"
and he replies
"hahahahahah what's up guys it's brick mondelado and i'm just here to say i'm going to rape you in the ass brick brick brick brick brick etc" or some garbage like that
so i become a little more direct and ask
"lurg. have you ever cummed inside a mouth? like a girl's mouth or a guy's mouth? has anyone ever given you that?"
and lurg is all laughing hysterically like his drunk mom just spilled wine on floor at thanksgiving and stood up to make a shitty point then slipped in the puddle and [i]aw shit[/i] lurg just got to see the beaver...
...but i'm trying here so i ask "lurg, do you cum with others? has that happened for you?"
and he still is all sillies but i look and his little cut jew cock is haning out of his swim trunks, open for me.
i made some english language errors, but you all can still get the effect of the story. please do not comment-downvote my story based on stupid grammar and spelling and english language. you can still get a big dick like i had when i wrote the story if you just suspend belief in the english language and just feel the bonehard zag i flip to your domez.
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