Soundscapes with Uncle Phil
Created on: July 21st, 2010
Long turkey is long
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I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil, my mind is going. I can taste it. I can taste it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can taste it. I can taste it. I can taste it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song about turkey. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
As you can see, the planet Philuto makes its orbit around the sun-like star Turducken once every 2 seconds. It is widely believed the planet has a pillowy layer of substance, much like mashed potatoes here on Earth. The planet is also said to have 3 small orbiting moons that resemble green onions in appearance. Recent radio signals have been received over the past several months and resemble a an elongated "Turkey" sound.
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