Kissu
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I'd take her out for dinner at a nice, upscale restaurant overlooking the bay; candle-lit dinner, music, and I'd get her some orchids (she looks like an orchid kind of girl). After, we'd go for a walk along the shore until we reach a secluded spot atop a large rock on the shoreline. The view is gorgeous from here. After some light kissing, I'd roll her to the left side of the rock, where I keep a syringe of Pancuronium (a common muscle relaxant) handy, then I'd strip her down to her bones and wear the skin! How lovely!
EXT. Forest, daytime.
CHLOEE and NICK abandon the trail and follow a stream leading towards open marshland. Their hands are joined with only their index fingers and this interlock swings lightly between them as they walk. A woodpecker can be heard in the distance. NICK mutters to himself, seemingly in response to the bird.
NICK
Peckerwood...
CHLOEE
What?
NICK
Hey. So did you ever hear back from your interview?
CHLOEE
No.
NICK
You should send them an e-mail.
NICK stops to clench his butt-cheeks to suppress a big fart, breaking their interlocked fingers and pretending to check his cellphone.
NICK
So I saw Lisa in Starbucks this morning. I bet Starbucks is named after Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica, I dunno, what do you think?
CHLOEE
Are you taking adderral again?
NICK
What? No. I don't have a scrip for that anymore, you know this.
CHLOEE
You don't need a script for it Nick. You can get any drug any time you want because you're a movie star.
NICK
I brought you here to tell you that I love you.
CHLOEE
I love you too. Marriage, kids, a nice car.
NICK
Farting. Having sex. YTMND.
CHLOEE and NICK abandon the trail and follow a stream leading towards open marshland. Their hands are joined with only their index fingers and this interlock swings lightly between them as they walk. A woodpecker can be heard in the distance. NICK mutters to himself, seemingly in response to the bird.
NICK
Peckerwood...
CHLOEE
What?
NICK
Hey. So did you ever hear back from your interview?
CHLOEE
No.
NICK
You should send them an e-mail.
NICK stops to clench his butt-cheeks to suppress a big fart, breaking their interlocked fingers and pretending to check his cellphone.
NICK
So I saw Lisa in Starbucks this morning. I bet Starbucks is named after Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica, I dunno, what do you think?
CHLOEE
Are you taking adderral again?
NICK
What? No. I don't have a scrip for that anymore, you know this.
CHLOEE
You don't need a script for it Nick. You can get any drug any time you want because you're a movie star.
NICK
I brought you here to tell you that I love you.
CHLOEE
I love you too. Marriage, kids, a nice car.
NICK
Farting. Having sex. YTMND.
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