Neo: Messianic Retard
Created on: July 13th, 2005
Neo: Messianic Retard
LocutusOfBorg 
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The Wachowski broth--- siblings present: THE ADVENTURES OF NEO: MESSIANIC RETARD
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MasterofMets
July 31st, 2005
11:39:24 PM CDT
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Best ever
JohnnyTheHomicidalMa
August 12th, 2005
2:40:24 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
andymion
November 21st, 2005
5:00:13 PM CST
(0)
5'd for GJ
Walter43210
November 24th, 2005
1:16:35 AM CST
(0)
The ending is SO funny.
p00pm0nsta
December 10th, 2005
12:06:25 PM CST
(0)
OMG soo damn funny
boomaga
December 17th, 2005
4:13:01 AM CST
(0)
funny
zombie2000
December 24th, 2005
10:44:00 AM CST
(0)
LOL Hilarious.
byelf2007
January 5th, 2006
1:39:03 PM CST
(0)
lmfao.
nuclearbastard
January 26th, 2006
9:25:33 AM CST
(0)
This needs more views! Excellent use of light and shadow... or something
Lemau
February 4th, 2006
1:08:57 PM CST
(0)
That was so brilliant! I laughed. Hard. XD
midnightkeyz
February 21st, 2006
1:56:59 AM CST
(0)
ROFLMAO!
ShadowUser
February 23rd, 2006
3:52:31 PM CST
(0)
Those stupid Downvoters. I love this.. ROFL!
cerberus
February 23rd, 2006
4:01:28 PM CST
(0)
lolol, great editing
petard
February 23rd, 2006
10:21:22 PM CST
(0)
some guy linked this... but this is a piece of sh*t
Andreus
February 25th, 2006
9:03:43 PM CST
(0)
Excellent.
kungfooligan
March 16th, 2006
6:06:02 PM CST
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Because of the YTMND, I have achieved transcendence. Thank you.
nobody
April 3rd, 2006
11:16:47 AM CDT
(0)
LOL nice editing 5555555555555
Tsuchiya
April 3rd, 2006
8:32:52 PM CDT
(0)
better than the original
FiveEyesCrusader
April 19th, 2006
11:11:04 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome.
Squigle1337
April 20th, 2006
8:52:15 PM CDT
(0)
Amazing!
ideom
April 20th, 2006
10:54:44 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha
CasinoGhost
April 27th, 2006
4:58:13 PM CDT
(0)
Superb.
MrDeodorant
May 12th, 2006
5:42:07 PM CDT
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Oh god, that's amazing. That's so well done. I like the distortion on the voices towards the end.
SouwaKwaut
May 22nd, 2006
12:47:43 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL
corporalcandour
May 22nd, 2006
7:33:44 PM CDT
(0)
lmao
Vector
May 28th, 2006
7:43:34 AM CDT
(0)
There is spoon?
Vector
June 1st, 2006
3:55:19 PM CDT
(0)
Why do you always have good YTMND's, LocutusOfBorg?
LocutusOfBorg
June 1st, 2006
5:07:05 PM CDT
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Beats me. It just happens. :P
Loqutus
June 8th, 2006
1:20:35 PM CDT
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5 because your name is awesome... and stuff... And also the vase repaetedly breaking made me lol.
F3nyx
June 8th, 2006
2:01:55 PM CDT
(0)
Quality.
Smon
June 22nd, 2006
12:38:14 PM CDT
(0)
What vase? *crash* Oops. That vase. What vase? *crash* Oops. That vase. What vase? *crash* Oops. That vase.
Chav-Slayer
June 27th, 2006
12:27:21 PM CDT
(0)
Hahahahaha! Great, now I've got the hiccups. :[
Zerofire0
June 28th, 2006
12:40:48 PM CDT
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haha spoons!
vaderpizza
June 28th, 2006
12:41:33 PM CDT
(0)
The sound distortion is a little distracting, but 5'd anyway.
Gedankengift
June 28th, 2006
1:02:53 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Cwilso45
June 29th, 2006
6:22:53 PM CDT
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very well done
DoctaMagickFingaz
June 30th, 2006
12:10:02 AM CDT
(0)
TheRockBoS
June 30th, 2006
11:19:53 PM CDT
(0)
There is no NEO.
f3rn4nd0zz
July 2nd, 2006
10:45:08 AM CDT
(0)
my chest hurts..XD
xatmo92
July 2nd, 2006
9:36:35 PM CDT
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a spoon?
B3b0
July 3rd, 2006
2:09:22 AM CDT
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LOLLOLOL I was crying!!! is there a way to key 5 voting this!?!?
YourTheCoconutMan
July 4th, 2006
6:43:19 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahahha
Zuijiu
July 4th, 2006
11:59:31 PM CDT
(0)
Yes.
Meatwad-jambox
July 5th, 2006
11:15:28 PM CDT
(0)
No spoon? No spoon? No spoon?
eighteenlettername
July 6th, 2006
8:51:10 PM CDT
(0)
Neo's clumsier than Zombie Jesus shuffling out of his tomb.
Amenhotep2
July 7th, 2006
9:51:54 PM CDT
(0)
lol, good stuff.
ShoeTMND
July 8th, 2006
10:24:23 AM CDT
(0)
Very clever lol.
BodilyOddity
July 10th, 2006
1:49:21 AM CDT
(0)
You made that? haha you made me lol.
Noble-Ire
July 13th, 2006
11:54:23 AM CDT
(0)
Neo = Worse Demigod ever
sark76
July 14th, 2006
1:15:53 AM CDT
(0)
As always..you work is genius.
ktwx
July 14th, 2006
2:04:05 PM CDT
(0)
WIN.
zenigata1
July 15th, 2006
2:42:07 PM CDT
(0)
What vase?
TeloS
July 16th, 2006
6:24:19 PM CDT
(0)
τ
Hercules331
July 16th, 2006
6:31:18 PM CDT
(0)
omg this is freaking hilarious
Kiron
July 18th, 2006
11:47:50 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO
mattdh12
July 19th, 2006
8:44:11 PM CDT
(0)
that vase part is hilarious
Premonition45
July 20th, 2006
1:55:20 PM CDT
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If he really was the savior of mankind, then we would be so f*cked.
Barcode711
July 21st, 2006
11:24:16 AM CDT
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No, no n-there is a spoon?
skfyre
July 21st, 2006
6:34:21 PM CDT
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The spoon is in the vase, got it!
Daimien
July 24th, 2006
5:44:14 PM CDT
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The vase part was HILARIOUS.
Asgard01
July 25th, 2006
1:42:49 AM CDT
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
whalen25
July 25th, 2006
9:23:37 AM CDT
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OMFG That vase part was it for me, hahaha pissed off a lot of people at work laughing my *ss off at this, f*cking great YTMND!
Escaflowne
July 31st, 2006
5:05:44 AM CDT
(0)
Pure 100% awesome
KaosMaster
July 31st, 2006
7:23:32 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
Punisher28
July 31st, 2006
7:23:40 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome edit!
USG
July 31st, 2006
7:38:56 AM CDT
(0)
There is spoon? 5
Mech
August 1st, 2006
7:40:42 PM CDT
(0)
What truth, there is a spoon? lololol
Vergeh
August 2nd, 2006
3:25:28 PM CDT
(0)
5ed for the title
JojoTheJester
August 5th, 2006
2:28:22 AM CDT
(0)
Damn you edit like the master
TheDicker
August 7th, 2006
2:47:43 PM CDT
(0)
nice work
bojac6
August 8th, 2006
2:56:59 PM CDT
(0)
Couldn't stop laughing = 5 = 1? no, 5 = 1?
Qoht
August 11th, 2006
9:04:40 PM CDT
(0)
Neo - No acting required. By the way, have a five.
TharLawl
August 12th, 2006
4:52:59 PM CDT
(0)
god damn,I hate Matrix with a passion but this rox0rs on all tubes!
crunchyfrog234
August 12th, 2006
11:18:51 PM CDT
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"I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll die."
comicmasterajd
August 12th, 2006
11:53:05 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO. This is awesome. I tried to make one like this, but it failed. Wasn't matrix though.
slackdider
August 13th, 2006
8:35:19 PM CDT
(0)
i laughed for hours
MonkeyFriedRice
August 15th, 2006
8:35:58 AM CDT
(0)
ROFLMAO!
sexymofo
August 18th, 2006
12:50:23 PM CDT
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Tabbykit
August 18th, 2006
5:21:35 PM CDT
(0)
"There is no spoon?" "no, no, no..." That made me smile. XD
mstrswrd06
August 18th, 2006
11:33:04 PM CDT
(0)
Win.
spamcritic
August 28th, 2006
10:10:59 PM CDT
(0)
lmfao
Textbook9
August 29th, 2006
1:19:18 PM CDT
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the vase was genious
qc
August 30th, 2006
6:15:47 PM CDT
(0)
good
stuckinmyzipper
August 30th, 2006
6:32:57 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd, I 5'd
Gregh
September 9th, 2006
7:35:58 PM CDT
(0)
I love it
Kayne
September 10th, 2006
8:13:36 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
devil-beard
September 11th, 2006
3:36:52 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAaaAAA
enryt
September 13th, 2006
12:40:50 AM CDT
(0)
L0L AMAZING JOB WITH THE SOUND REPLACEMENT..fav part was when the oracle was like and dont worry about the vase. what vase? *crash* what vase?
evilada
September 14th, 2006
9:12:20 AM CDT
(0)
excellent work sir
goldenelite
September 17th, 2006
1:43:02 PM CDT
(0)
Ha!!!! "There is no spoon"
Anakite
September 20th, 2006
4:14:09 PM CDT
(0)
How is that messianic?
FarleShadow
September 21st, 2006
7:01:56 PM CDT
(0)
The sound wasn't that clean cut...but anyway... 5
Lynxifer
September 23rd, 2006
6:59:07 PM CDT
(0)
what vase?
Farmageddon
September 24th, 2006
6:57:57 PM CDT
(0)
What vase?
Throgan
September 24th, 2006
7:01:30 PM CDT
(0)
I haven't laughed that hard at audio alone in ages!! 5 and faved.
Harmanecha
September 25th, 2006
5:34:43 AM CDT
(0)
You got a legit LOL on that one. Congrats. Still think the spoon argument could have gone on a tad longer :)
strangurdangurr
September 26th, 2006
9:33:16 PM CDT
(0)
ROR
Feelings
September 26th, 2006
9:35:20 PM CDT
(-2)
You hurt my feelings v.v
nived420
September 26th, 2006
9:35:43 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL 5/5
Vattic
September 26th, 2006
9:39:16 PM CDT
(0)
lol, neo is retarded i am a huge matrix trilogy fan btw
Xipher
September 26th, 2006
10:44:12 PM CDT
(0)
*crash* *crash* *crash* *crash* this vase?
Wesyeed
September 26th, 2006
10:49:30 PM CDT
(0)
There is spoon? No, there is 5.
Ogyaf
September 27th, 2006
4:06:21 AM CDT
(0)
Brilliant!
selfhatred
September 27th, 2006
4:11:29 AM CDT
(0)
I lawled
Daisjun
September 28th, 2006
9:11:23 AM CDT
(0)
You win on a new level
YaMeZ
September 28th, 2006
9:13:47 AM CDT
(0)
What vase? *smash* What vase? WIN!
Stacysteam
September 29th, 2006
2:06:04 AM CDT
(0)
lol 5 ftw that great
iamthenra
September 29th, 2006
2:09:52 AM CDT
(1)
Here take a cookie by the time you're done with it I promise you'll die.
Frogbert
September 29th, 2006
7:07:23 AM CDT
(0)
rofl!
klasky
September 29th, 2006
11:05:21 AM CDT
(0)
I laughed a lot.
jackisback
September 29th, 2006
3:29:53 PM CDT
(0)
hilarous
SamuraiMoose
September 30th, 2006
10:28:38 AM CDT
(0)
Possibly my favourite ever. Very well done.
onehitwonder
October 1st, 2006
2:12:12 PM CDT
(0)
by the time you finish this cookie, you'll die
Darkpsycho
October 1st, 2006
11:18:05 PM CDT
(0)
"You're not too bright." "Yeah"
BrontoBurt
October 1st, 2006
11:28:59 PM CDT
(0)
That was dope, especially the 'spoon' bit and the Oracle's moan in reacion to Neo's chivalry toward vases.
hobocopter
October 2nd, 2006
11:09:50 PM CDT
(0)
wow. excellent. never has a site with a static image been so hilarious.
Deebsdavid
October 6th, 2006
7:38:36 PM CDT
(0)
better picture...but if u dont, its still a 5
Duder130
October 7th, 2006
12:11:44 PM CDT
(0)
The oracle's spoon?
RaCailum
October 21st, 2006
5:00:43 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
Goyutan
November 1st, 2006
2:42:10 AM CST
(0)
holy sh*t thats funny
DvP84
November 6th, 2006
10:51:19 PM CST
(0)
:D
nickster1992
November 27th, 2006
6:41:22 AM CST
(0)
the ending is not that good but i love the vase part.
MasterSitsu
March 8th, 2007
1:34:23 AM CST
(0)
legendary.
DeusEx
April 19th, 2007
8:04:52 AM CDT
(0)
Oh, god.. I'm wiping away tears... That's win and a half right there.
Ochobobo
May 3rd, 2007
8:06:19 PM CDT
(0)
lol
linkskywalker
May 13th, 2007
9:23:44 PM CDT
(0)
THE AWESOME IS EXPLODING OUT OF THE FANTASTIC!
XxTippoxX
June 25th, 2007
12:14:11 PM CDT
(0)
Well is there a spoon or not?! We must know Neo, ask it 400 more times!