Tutorial: Make an Art-Fag Site
Created on: March 16th, 2010
Tutorial: Make an Art-Fag Site
ardy 
art-fag.ytmnd.com
This is a long site, holy lord. But if you want to be a cool art-f*g, follow my advice. [note this site is about art-f*g art, not real art, I don't know anything about real art, it's too hard for me]
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tzsjynx
March 16th, 2010
1:06:05 PM CDT
(10)
I learned a lot.
TheeBatman
March 16th, 2010
1:09:02 PM CDT
(1)
eye fel edukaytemendeedd
jax1492
March 16th, 2010
1:23:14 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome!
hanktherapper
March 16th, 2010
1:24:33 PM CDT
(4)
Fearcondom doesn't make artf*g sites. He makes f*ggy sites.
fearcondom
March 16th, 2010
1:42:25 PM CDT
(3)
say my name!
lickitwellhiem
March 16th, 2010
5:24:56 PM CDT
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"i like this google image search image, along with this one and this one. how can i make these google image search images move together in a way that is coherent and fun?? :)"
lickitwellhiem
March 16th, 2010
5:25:35 PM CDT
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^ that is my impression of fearcondom's thought process. the lame smile at the end is accurate.
typogra
March 17th, 2010
2:36:19 AM CDT
(1)
fc make 10000000 more sites
Shaolinwind
March 19th, 2010
7:06:47 AM CDT
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I see the low-lives of ytmnd are still here, still ignorant, and still incapable.
messymarsha
March 23rd, 2010
6:17:34 AM CDT
(1)
fearcondom is my hero. my sentiments are genuine.
Famery-Gai
March 16th, 2010
1:25:55 PM CDT
(3)
you're a prick
prairiedogeric10
March 16th, 2010
1:28:06 PM CDT
(4)
holy buttf*ck
RipperGSX
March 16th, 2010
1:31:49 PM CDT
(3)
Ä¢σσse
mik3m
March 16th, 2010
1:36:37 PM CDT
(8)
I watched it all and it was worth it
koolaider
March 16th, 2010
1:40:43 PM CDT
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I got up today and decided to speak into a microphone.
GaryGnu
March 16th, 2010
1:42:23 PM CDT
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I was going to do this, but decided I was too lazy
EvilJay
March 16th, 2010
1:45:53 PM CDT
(1)
Freaking genius.
jimmm
March 16th, 2010
1:54:32 PM CDT
(1)
art-f*ggery is a win-win.
sherriff
March 16th, 2010
2:18:01 PM CDT
(2)
the last step is to kill yourself.ytmnds with living artists are worth sh*t. once you are dead sponsorships will roll in. so take one for the team! i mean take a look at van gogh, michaelangelo, raphael, donatello and leonardo.
igetpaid
March 16th, 2010
2:20:05 PM CDT
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that was my dog
ficklefackle
March 16th, 2010
2:32:18 PM CDT
(2)
ficklefackle
March 16th, 2010
2:33:00 PM CDT
(5)
(that's the chic sophisticated way to comment, right?)
predator905
March 16th, 2010
2:58:33 PM CDT
(0)
there are no chics on ytmnd
wisdumcube
March 16th, 2010
2:58:58 PM CDT
(1)
It needs more foreign characters, and bullsh*t from your childhood. Try an obscure videogame reference in your comment today.
Nuroticat
March 17th, 2010
4:11:11 AM CDT
(0)
TheBeverage
March 18th, 2010
2:43:17 PM CDT
(0)
γίΌ
mormonator
March 16th, 2010
2:45:39 PM CDT
(1)
This site is too good for ytmnd.
wisdumcube
March 16th, 2010
2:58:00 PM CDT
(2)
You discovered the secret artf*g process. Now I have to go back to making good edits for hearty lols.
ryanmontana
March 16th, 2010
2:58:50 PM CDT
(1)
GREAT ADVICE!
Anti-Life
March 16th, 2010
3:00:50 PM CDT
(0)
So, I can't make an artf*g site with mspaint?
wisdumcube
March 16th, 2010
3:04:49 PM CDT
(1)
Unless you want to do pixel art by hand, one pixel at a time. No. It needs to look expensive.
GordonFremen
March 16th, 2010
3:05:15 PM CDT
(2)
y'know, for the lols
Flight33
March 16th, 2010
3:17:48 PM CDT
(2)
GUTTENBERG!!!
egonym
March 16th, 2010
4:06:10 PM CDT
(1)
I enjoyed that entire 11 mins 42s.
Zarithas
March 16th, 2010
4:29:22 PM CDT
(11)
MAYRIO BROTHERS
sirweeze
March 16th, 2010
4:48:37 PM CDT
(1)
stallone in 1979 = humor
lickitwellhiem
March 16th, 2010
4:52:14 PM CDT
(3)
you have a lovely voice
alphasuede
March 17th, 2010
10:33:48 PM CDT
(1)
The hotdog lady likes your voice too.
hucklebilly
March 16th, 2010
5:16:56 PM CDT
(6)
you punched art in the balls
someguy1
March 16th, 2010
5:19:22 PM CDT
(0)
Lovely
Smeagolisfree99
March 16th, 2010
5:19:22 PM CDT
(1)
Mr. ardy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no stars, and may God have mercy on your soul.
lickitwellhiem
March 16th, 2010
5:20:01 PM CDT
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are you joking, or are you that much of a dumbass?
r-nax
March 16th, 2010
5:25:45 PM CDT
(8)
billy madison joek
ficklefackle
March 16th, 2010
8:47:09 PM CDT
(4)
BUSINESS ETHICS
psychofishhead
March 24th, 2010
8:23:11 PM CDT
(0)
god damnit you suck so much smeagol
LegoLewdite
March 16th, 2010
5:22:12 PM CDT
(1)
polar opposite of picture, sound, art
LMC
March 16th, 2010
5:22:45 PM CDT
(0)
Godamn I listened to the whole thing. Amazing.
carianoff
March 16th, 2010
5:24:57 PM CDT
(0)
Automatic Extra Points.
egonym
March 16th, 2010
5:42:15 PM CDT
(1)
this contest is giving me artf*g fatigue.
mormonator
March 16th, 2010
5:45:48 PM CDT
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sir, i've seen your sites and you are a true artf*g.
egonym
March 16th, 2010
6:21:37 PM CDT
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I don't think I've ever denied that...
egonym
March 16th, 2010
6:42:28 PM CDT
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I think people who "just make humor sites for the lulz" can be equally as pretentious. "YOu DoNt liKE mY SIte CAUse UR a ArtF*G. yOu DonT Get HUMAR!!!!"
egonym
March 16th, 2010
6:49:57 PM CDT
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mormon, I've now seen some of your sites and you are a truly lazy, unfunny waste of space.
mormonator
March 16th, 2010
8:42:21 PM CDT
(2)
I like your sites and yes my sites suck. Why do so many people take themselves so serious?
egonym
March 16th, 2010
11:40:31 PM CDT
(4)
SRS USERS
tricolor
March 16th, 2010
5:58:16 PM CDT
(8)
what a voice you have
jetz
March 16th, 2010
6:58:07 PM CDT
(0)
masterpiece
bloarg
March 16th, 2010
8:05:59 PM CDT
(2)
tl;dr
severin
March 16th, 2010
8:17:58 PM CDT
(3)
I fell asleep but you still get 5
SSgtTCZ
March 16th, 2010
8:19:53 PM CDT
(0)
RenegadePancake
March 16th, 2010
8:24:00 PM CDT
(1)
At last, the art-f*g is demystified.
DarthWang
March 16th, 2010
8:27:27 PM CDT
(1)
Mikthreeyem
HACKstock
March 16th, 2010
8:46:07 PM CDT
(0)
5'D FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Sporticus
March 16th, 2010
9:04:23 PM CDT
(0)
what was the song u used again?
max
March 16th, 2010
9:34:09 PM CDT
(7)
Brilliant. I wonder how your other site would have done had you posted it hours before this one.
CrazyRay
March 16th, 2010
10:22:59 PM CDT
(2)
hey max
MoonMansion
March 16th, 2010
11:07:26 PM CDT
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May-re-o Bros
prairiedogeric10
March 17th, 2010
12:43:34 AM CDT
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OMG REPLY TO lacrossestar83 REPLY TO MAX COMMENT
lickitwellhiem
March 17th, 2010
12:12:51 PM CDT
(5)
dont like 5 it or anything max.
alphasuede
March 17th, 2010
10:32:07 PM CDT
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I am completely offended by this site. Just because you can't understand my sites, doesn't mean I am trying to obscure the concept.
OK-MAX
March 20th, 2010
9:06:00 PM CDT
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m0nde
March 22nd, 2010
9:38:16 PM CDT
(0)
guy, why you gee gee me, brah?
Valintine
March 24th, 2010
5:33:28 PM CDT
(0)
alt-f*g site
Archaea
March 16th, 2010
9:41:17 PM CDT
(8)
It's been a while since a heard a voice on a ytmnd that wasn't text-to-speech.
TwistedMinds
March 16th, 2010
10:22:11 PM CDT
(1)
5 for Mick-THREE-em, but I thought it was pronounced MICK-three-em
Nedry
March 17th, 2010
2:02:22 AM CDT
(0)
Oh, huh, I see what you did there.
Clive42
March 18th, 2010
11:39:22 PM CDT
(-1)
Groarnak is a close second
derubermax
March 17th, 2010
3:03:34 AM CDT
(0)
I shall be informing Guttenberg of this personally.
mr-dink
March 17th, 2010
6:30:08 AM CDT
(0)
Noats takin. Thanx 5 stars.
destroyer666
March 17th, 2010
6:57:38 AM CDT
(1)
MARY-O
bettabomb
March 17th, 2010
12:06:24 PM CDT
(3)
Will you narrate my life, like on "The Wonder Years?"
YuriTheGreat
March 17th, 2010
12:26:27 PM CDT
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What was edited about the album cover?
norbizness
March 17th, 2010
12:28:19 PM CDT
(0)
So did you make Steve Guttenberg a star or was it the Stonecutters?
babyruckles
March 17th, 2010
1:12:24 PM CDT
(0)
so much win
Ernzoa
March 17th, 2010
2:19:15 PM CDT
(0)
I don't think I've given this many 5's in one week before, gratz to YTMND
MrMuskOx
March 17th, 2010
2:37:23 PM CDT
(0)
YOU F*CKING HOMO
Shaolinwind
March 17th, 2010
2:37:40 PM CDT
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Lost interest, didn't finish it.
martinprince
March 17th, 2010
3:28:09 PM CDT
(5)
my screen saver kicked in twice watching this.
markymarq
March 17th, 2010
4:27:26 PM CDT
(0)
Your talent is wasted here. Please write a movie or something cuz you're the next Albert Brooks.
AgentSoap
March 17th, 2010
4:35:03 PM CDT
(0)
This guy sounds like Louis CK.
TheDamnRobots
March 17th, 2010
6:43:46 PM CDT
(1)
"So take that *ssh*le" Made it priceless in my book.
Goneja
March 17th, 2010
8:35:24 PM CDT
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ugh god, Goes on forever and it's not funny nor witty nor artsy. Sh*t. Back to the gutter with you.
Func
March 17th, 2010
8:47:27 PM CDT
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Sounds a lot like Howard Stern in some parts. F*cking funny.
Goneja
March 17th, 2010
9:09:07 PM CDT
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Hoo hoo! Howard invented the art f*g
BEAVACUDA
March 17th, 2010
9:25:07 PM CDT
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shizzle5150
March 18th, 2010
12:47:05 PM CDT
(3)
you can get antibiotics to help out wit that.
BEAVACUDA
March 18th, 2010
4:09:12 PM CDT
(1)
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GregGumballs
March 17th, 2010
10:36:52 PM CDT
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I've come back from obscurity because I sensed a Stallone was present, nice use of Stallone right there
doink9731
March 17th, 2010
11:07:18 PM CDT
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Can I apply obscuring the concept to other parts of my life like telling my family I got laid off or that I ran over the dog?
Lethe
March 18th, 2010
11:44:51 AM CDT
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blam'd
greenbanana
March 18th, 2010
1:50:33 PM CDT
(1)
How do I properly make art-f*g comments?
JoeyJoeJoe
March 18th, 2010
8:43:55 PM CDT
(0)
Needs more fractal
pilleater
March 18th, 2010
9:11:16 PM CDT
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HOLY SH*T THIS SITE IS GENIUS PLEASE MAKE A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BECOME BETTER TROLL BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO SCREW THE RULES EVEN MORE AROUND LOLLOLLOL ITS LIKE WHAT PICASO SAID, BAD ARTIST IMITATE, GREAT ARTIST STEAL! LOLOOLOLLOLOLO
BoredJedi
March 18th, 2010
10:31:20 PM CDT
(0)
+5 for the Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Stephanie
veyn
March 19th, 2010
6:46:31 AM CDT
(0)
god damn you're a good speaker
mrhanky50
March 19th, 2010
1:11:53 PM CDT
(0)
I see what you were trying to do there.
GrandTheftWatto
March 19th, 2010
7:01:51 PM CDT
(0)
Can I receive college credit for this?
Abel2
March 19th, 2010
7:09:13 PM CDT
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But funny humor works good in Art sites http://ohiwantsundaes.ytmnd.com/ Rantlers!!!
Abel2
March 19th, 2010
7:10:12 PM CDT
(0)
Anyway great site!!!
AndySavage
March 19th, 2010
9:34:48 PM CDT
(0)
A most excellent Kevin SpaceYTMND
WAFFLEZ
March 20th, 2010
4:10:48 AM CDT
(2)
This guy discovered metaphor!
WAFFLEZ
March 20th, 2010
4:15:12 AM CDT
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Also, reduction into strawmen is the primary tool of the sophist. You haven't mastered it, because you're a bit too transparent - yes, you should obscure your bullsh*t a bit more, learn from the 'artf*gs' - because many of your points are easily invalidated by looking at any of the named 'artf*gs'' own sites and their favorite sites, but it is all you have. Still, though, your site is a piece of art, and as such, I must respect it as the sh*tty waste of time that it is.
juxtapose519
March 20th, 2010
1:23:55 PM CDT
(1)
^ art
WAFFLEZ
March 20th, 2010
6:13:46 PM CDT
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At some point beyond Kindergarten, when kids are taught that their aimless scribblings are art, the anti-intellectual seed planted by some unknown 'real Americans' tells a large number of people that art is a sub-category of art, and that it is something which someone has to decide is art - not they themselves, of course,
egonym
March 20th, 2010
9:19:52 PM CDT
(2)
REAL TALK
juxtapose519
March 20th, 2010
1:21:16 PM CDT
(0)
i won the contest.
SilverDollar
March 20th, 2010
3:44:29 PM CDT
(1)
How'd I do? http://chagall.ytmnd.com/
enehrgeiz
March 21st, 2010
3:01:52 AM CDT
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Good site, as an art historian and graphic designer, this was awesome. AE = Automatic Extra points! Haha, wonderful!
keatonkeaton999
March 21st, 2010
2:04:46 PM CDT
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BEST SITE EVER
ambulo
March 21st, 2010
7:27:04 PM CDT
(0)
you are a credit to your people
Carbohydrate
March 22nd, 2010
5:17:35 AM CDT
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Sh*t from our past cause our present sucks. You sir are brilliant though that is quite sad. True but sad.
DarkTree
March 22nd, 2010
6:07:50 AM CDT
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GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
jabberwocky39
March 23rd, 2010
12:01:51 AM CDT
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I was doing this sort of sh*t like 5 years ago.
messymarsha
March 23rd, 2010
6:16:36 AM CDT
(0)
educational victory!
cyx
March 23rd, 2010
7:35:47 AM CDT
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So Clutch Cargo is Race Bannon? Why didn't I see it before?! Damn you Hanna-Barbera!
Fma1416
March 24th, 2010
3:48:55 PM CDT
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This site could also be renamed "How to make a Radiohead album."
Colest
March 26th, 2010
12:58:57 AM CDT
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I applaud thee good sir. This make not single-handedly do it, but you certainly did more than your fair share of saving YTMND.
nutnics
March 26th, 2010
2:13:14 AM CDT
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Volume, Mattdh12 and Lowcast would like to help you clean your glass house f*ggot.
zenbudda
March 28th, 2010
5:10:59 PM CDT
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i'm not usually drawn to art-f*gori, but you laid me out on this one. thanks chief. i feel completely and udderly gay.
deerhunter69693
March 29th, 2010
1:16:45 AM CDT
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you dude and what a do.
SPHellacopters
April 5th, 2010
11:57:01 PM CDT
(0)
Your words are god like.
lickitwellhiem
August 15th, 2010
3:49:55 PM CDT
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[b]EVER NOTICE HOW THE BOLD TEXT THING IS /B? LOL ITS LIKE 4cHAN OR SOMETHING[/b]
thecurtle
August 17th, 2010
1:45:45 AM CDT
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I like it
HamJam2
September 1st, 2010
7:18:43 AM CDT
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I am going to say something artfaggy, ok, here: [b]Occam's Brazier[/b]. Pretty good, right?
Nyeusigrube
September 1st, 2010
5:24:02 PM CDT
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:)
re4fanatic
October 1st, 2010
9:38:44 AM CDT
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this shoots down so many fake bands and movies
hanktherapper
November 12th, 2010
6:13:32 PM CST
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I finally listed to the whole thing today.
lowcast
March 1st, 2011
2:14:16 AM CST
(0)
keyword whore
Nyeusigrube
September 30th, 2011
12:15:52 AM CDT
(0)
:D
ismellpussy
October 19th, 2012
10:42:42 AM CDT
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why ytmnd sucks in a nutshell
FormerlyFeaturedFagg
May 16th, 2015
3:13:49 AM CDT
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lol.
woman
May 17th, 2015
4:18:53 PM CDT
(-1)
http://ytmnd.com/sites/989020/profile/c6199326
FormerlyFeaturedFagg
May 19th, 2015
2:48:36 AM CDT
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https://www.facebook.com/jeff.moore.7505468
woman
May 17th, 2015
4:22:11 PM CDT
(-1)
Then vote 5!
madDogSoldier
December 21st, 2012
2:49:15 PM CST
(0)
Almost a fave, it would be a full fave if I could be convinced that someone new to YTMND could relate
FormerlyFeaturedFagg
May 16th, 2015
3:28:35 AM CDT
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woman
May 17th, 2015
4:18:22 PM CDT
(-1)
http://ytmnd.com/sites/989020/profile/c6199326
FormerlyFeaturedFagg
May 19th, 2015
2:49:57 AM CDT
(-2)
https://www.facebook.com/jeff.moore.7505468
TheEvilCouncil
March 29th, 2013
11:51:33 AM CDT
(2)
You seem to know a lot about art-faggery.
woman
May 17th, 2015
4:23:05 PM CDT
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Then vote 5!
woman
May 19th, 2015
5:03:35 AM CDT
(0)
Sorry, your vote didn't show for some reason.
woman
December 1st, 2013
1:04:10 PM CST
(-1)
5.