Real Life Moon Man Goes to a Costume Party
Created on: January 22nd, 2010
Real Life Moon Man Goes to a Costume Party
I wrote this adventure at 5 in the morning, after people had asked me and told me they wanted another Real Life Moon Man site. I lost sleep for you people. So you better vote 5 on this one.

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January 22nd, 2010
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awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
January 22nd, 2010
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1 because you mentioned this f*ggot
January 22nd, 2010
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^Hater.
January 28th, 2010
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Why doesn't he just throw Goofy Clown Face into a vat of acid or rape him with a pitchfork? Has moon man grown weak?
January 22nd, 2010
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That was AT&T Crystal's voice lowered in Audacity I bet.
January 22nd, 2010
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You bet wrong. It was Cepstral's Duchess voice.
January 22nd, 2010
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that jedi has boobs?
January 22nd, 2010
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1) Carrie Fisher is a Jew. 2) Goofy Clown Face's voice is f*cking horrifying. 3) ICP does, and always did, suck.
January 22nd, 2010
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In case you're having a hard time understanding just what exactly Goofy Clown Face is saying, here's his line, directly copied and pasted from the script:
January 22nd, 2010
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Hello Real Life Moon Man. It's me. Goofy Clown Face. What's up? Have you ever played golf before? Not the one with all the clubs, but the one where a man lies down on the ground with his mouth open and other men try to spit directly into his mouth? It's a pretty hot game. I'll be sure to play it with you sometime when I get the chance to drug you and get goofy with you in my cellar when my parent's aren't around. But until that happens, ta ta Real Life Moon Man!
January 22nd, 2010
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lol the black person in the background is looking at moon man with a scared look in her eyes
January 22nd, 2010
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soooo cooooool
January 22nd, 2010
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adsfgaffddghhsdjhtghsdfgsdeagaweregtrfgcfdbgberstydfgbaergrthdfhwaerhathed
January 22nd, 2010
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Goofy Clown Face is a terrifying character.
January 22nd, 2010
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goofyclownface strikes again O_o
January 22nd, 2010
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They're called blasians.
January 22nd, 2010
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GOOFY CLOWN FACE
January 22nd, 2010
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That's not Quentin Tarantino.
January 23rd, 2010
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Mr. Racial Confusion is looking right at you
January 23rd, 2010
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drfiguiohi;m
January 23rd, 2010
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Racial confusion...LOL
January 23rd, 2010
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Goofy Clown Face finally gets his own YTMND site: http://watchingyousleep.ytmnd.com/
January 23rd, 2010
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That's no Moon...
January 23rd, 2010
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Real Life Moon Man's best story yet.
January 23rd, 2010
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Thanks.
January 24th, 2010
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Okay, so I was just listening to this, and right when Goofy Clown Face comes into the story I look over to my TV and the Wal-Mart commercial with the clown that steps on a toy unicorn is on. I seriously jumped.
January 23rd, 2010
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You should have taken a picture with a girl in Jabba's slave outfit.
January 23rd, 2010
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And haha, look at the black guy behind you
January 24th, 2010
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if only the people at that party knew the man under the idiotic, poorly made head piece was a vicious racist who makes embarassingly poor content for a dead website. then you might not have "almost" gotten leia's number. she would have walked away from you about 20 seconds before she did.
January 28th, 2010
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Naturally, I came.
January 30th, 2010
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5'd for ICP's dead career reference. Stupid juggalos ;)
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The ICP should be glad Moon Man was willing to acknowledge their existence.