Help me write a 6-word story
Created on: October 18th, 2009
Help me write a 6-word story
prairiedogeric10 
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Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon - Queen

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KnightNi
October 18th, 2009
10:41:53 PM CDT
(3)
Fried chicken ate tomato salad mmmmm.
g0ast
October 18th, 2009
11:37:19 PM CDT
(17)
This story will end right here.
FowderSoapReturns
October 19th, 2009
5:51:45 PM CDT
(4)
Hitler was a pretty cool guy.
alphasuede
October 21st, 2009
1:12:17 AM CDT
(12)
The line must be drawn HERE!
mechadamuramu
October 21st, 2009
1:43:32 AM CDT
(16)
You are the man now dog!
Fleeflicker
October 21st, 2009
1:47:29 AM CDT
(2)
my balls are so damn wet!
Weenus
October 21st, 2009
1:54:33 AM CDT
(-1)
"Put your clothes back on..." "SHIIIIIIIT!"
OmniIcyshelf
October 21st, 2009
1:55:13 AM CDT
(0)
Mars doesn't have two suns, idiot.
Weenus
October 21st, 2009
2:10:09 AM CDT
(2)
Derrek Cur....tis a.k.a. ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod.
Weenus
October 21st, 2009
2:13:03 AM CDT
(-1)
Black person saying or doing something.
Gravijar
October 21st, 2009
2:48:37 AM CDT
(0)
Lazing on a sunday afternoon, bitch.
jetz
October 21st, 2009
8:08:10 AM CDT
(9)
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFZ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (great climax to the story)
SilverDollar
October 21st, 2009
8:17:03 AM CDT
(6)
I'm really big. She's really sore.
DJSamurai
October 21st, 2009
12:00:30 PM CDT
(5)
How many megs of RAM, Carmine?
giesthunter01
October 21st, 2009
1:43:46 PM CDT
(2)
>!! Storing Dead-N*gg*rs, Aint my F*cking Business !!< (hyphen solves all)
car
October 21st, 2009
8:25:37 PM CDT
(2)
Punch the keys, for God's sake!
isonoe
October 21st, 2009
11:06:39 PM CDT
(1)
NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR, OH MY GOD!! - scream at the top of your lungs.
xinjinbei
November 17th, 2009
9:17:57 AM CST
(0)
The internet is a big truck.
xinjinbei
November 17th, 2009
9:34:36 AM CST
(0)
I am not doing this again.
amindlessidiot
October 18th, 2009
10:42:44 PM CDT
(11)
I don't go outside very often.
Anti-Life
October 18th, 2009
10:45:55 PM CDT
(4)
He knocked. I answered. 'Nuff said
LegoLewdite
October 18th, 2009
10:51:10 PM CDT
(1)
Excelsior!
LegoLewdite
October 18th, 2009
10:50:39 PM CDT
(0)
[ comment (and 4 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
richards6
October 18th, 2009
10:56:28 PM CDT
(0)
Ego sum rex et super grammaticam!
Pwnulongtime
October 21st, 2009
12:05:02 AM CDT
(6)
Carol never wore her safety goggles.
Spartacus87
October 18th, 2009
10:57:27 PM CDT
(34)
Sometimes I masturbate. Sometimes I don't.
Gravijar
October 21st, 2009
2:49:25 AM CDT
(0)
^
giesthunter01
October 21st, 2009
1:44:57 PM CDT
(0)
FTW
FreAkweNtcY
October 21st, 2009
9:40:16 PM CDT
(-3)
Except this is two sentences...
FreAkweNtcY
October 21st, 2009
9:43:19 PM CDT
(-1)
nm - just re-read and saw nothing about there being only one sentence. carry on.
seanlole
October 21st, 2009
9:43:52 PM CDT
(0)
A+ stuff
tzsjynx
October 18th, 2009
10:57:28 PM CDT
(0)
--A)--> So, I bent over. Never again. --B)--> I reached for the soap. Owch! --C)--> Scrambled eggs? Not on my watch!
thebismarck
October 18th, 2009
11:03:16 PM CDT
(2)
Al Quaeda Didn't do it, I did.
thebismarck
October 18th, 2009
11:04:37 PM CDT
(0)
I dont have PHD in english grammar, but i think the only words in that is al queada, didnt, it, I, and did. Would al Queada count as 2 words?
Nooblet
October 18th, 2009
11:24:51 PM CDT
(10)
I have a Ph.D. Yes.
thebismarck
October 18th, 2009
11:31:36 PM CDT
(0)
Soo doctor english professor, is it 6 words or not?
Nooblet
October 18th, 2009
11:37:11 PM CDT
(4)
Yes.
tzsjynx
October 19th, 2009
12:11:40 AM CDT
(2)
I think it should say "Al Quaeda Didn't do it, Jews did."
prairiedogeric10
October 19th, 2009
12:17:41 AM CDT
(0)
Al-Qaida
prairiedogeric10
October 19th, 2009
12:18:29 AM CDT
(0)
Dammit, I spelled it wrong too.
wisdumcube
October 19th, 2009
12:24:25 AM CDT
(9)
Research before you post. We are on the internet guys.
DiceKay
October 21st, 2009
7:51:33 PM CDT
(0)
Al Quaeda = 1 (compound) word. http://www.wilbers.com/part24.htm
Cassio
October 18th, 2009
11:03:53 PM CDT
(7)
This ends the way it starts. (that's what I'd do for the class)
Camshaft
October 18th, 2009
11:05:33 PM CDT
(2)
I can never enjoy you again.
CalientePockets
October 18th, 2009
11:07:28 PM CDT
(7)
I love stories. This is one.
ChubbyLumpkins
October 18th, 2009
11:07:51 PM CDT
(-1)
I am hungry, where's my money?
TheBeverage
October 21st, 2009
10:14:45 AM CDT
(0)
Science damn you
DoodleChrist
October 18th, 2009
11:08:18 PM CDT
(16)
"I do not deserve an A" or "I asked the internet for advice"
WPH15
October 18th, 2009
11:09:15 PM CDT
(-9)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-9)
WPH15 is better than the best.
igetpaid
October 18th, 2009
11:12:51 PM CDT
(-2)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-2)
I DROPPED THE SCREW IN'DA TUNA
frogjon
October 18th, 2009
11:15:38 PM CDT
(-1)
You all just lost the game.
Hillman69
October 18th, 2009
11:17:36 PM CDT
(1)
Prairie dogs are gayer than sodomy.
SSgtTCZ
October 18th, 2009
11:17:39 PM CDT
(-1)
WPH15
October 18th, 2009
11:20:30 PM CDT
(-1)
Here's another six word story, cool.
Spartacus87
October 18th, 2009
11:20:37 PM CDT
(28)
You are the man now, dog.
Iritscen
October 18th, 2009
11:38:42 PM CDT
(1)
YES!
Compdude
October 18th, 2009
11:57:34 PM CDT
(0)
Comments over.
Brandon00151
October 21st, 2009
12:28:58 AM CDT
(6)
Punch the keys for god sake
Spartacus87
October 18th, 2009
11:21:26 PM CDT
(0)
Sean Connery hates my favorite website.
GaryGnu
October 18th, 2009
11:21:54 PM CDT
(0)
I lost my keys and cried.
Spartacus87
October 18th, 2009
11:21:58 PM CDT
(0)
I'm done with six word stories.
Dreggo
October 18th, 2009
11:23:32 PM CDT
(3)
She loved Him. He loved Queen.
WPH15
October 18th, 2009
11:23:33 PM CDT
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
Once upon a time, the end. And this is my third comment.
hbomberman
October 18th, 2009
11:24:18 PM CDT
(10)
Punch the keys for god's sake!
DoodleChrist
October 18th, 2009
11:24:28 PM CDT
(1)
I think this assignment is dumb
Spartacus87
October 18th, 2009
11:24:58 PM CDT
(7)
You just fell for the trap. (Final submission, I promise).
TheBeverage
October 21st, 2009
11:27:04 AM CDT
(0)
its TARP!!1!!11!
hbomberman
October 18th, 2009
11:25:32 PM CDT
(0)
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
WPH15
October 18th, 2009
11:26:12 PM CDT
(-3)
Napalm Death are an awesome band.
hbomberman
October 18th, 2009
11:26:14 PM CDT
(4)
The internet isn't a big truck.
TheBeverage
October 21st, 2009
10:16:00 AM CDT
(0)
yeah, its a series of tubes.
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:27:52 PM CDT
(3)
Juice by Sara. Juice by Sara.
igetpaid
October 18th, 2009
11:28:41 PM CDT
(2)
So I was like, "chill, bruh."
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:29:27 PM CDT
(2)
F. F. F. F. F. Cut.
milla
October 18th, 2009
11:30:46 PM CDT
(2)
Life. One damn thing after another.
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:32:09 PM CDT
(8)
You think you can do Matlab?
Spartacus87
October 18th, 2009
11:35:27 PM CDT
(4)
If you win, will you 5 your own site?
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:38:16 PM CDT
(3)
I will 5 the site of my choosing.
SonOfGod
October 18th, 2009
11:34:50 PM CDT
(6)
OJ stabbed his ex-wife to death.
eightbitprodigy
October 18th, 2009
11:35:31 PM CDT
(2)
I ate bad shrimp and died!
SonOfGod
October 18th, 2009
11:37:38 PM CDT
(5)
I did some coke before class.
Spartacus87
October 18th, 2009
11:38:48 PM CDT
(2)
Six word stories, SonOfGod, not diary entries. :P
SonOfGod
October 18th, 2009
11:42:09 PM CDT
(2)
Dear diary, I truly love Spartacus87. ;) <3
Spartacus87
October 18th, 2009
11:45:58 PM CDT
(0)
:O That technically counts as an entry...
SonOfGod
October 18th, 2009
11:38:28 PM CDT
(3)
I had sex with my teacher.
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:39:13 PM CDT
(10)
Dumbledore is gay. Lando is not.
FreAkweNtcY
October 21st, 2009
9:41:53 PM CDT
(0)
two sentences
FreAkweNtcY
October 21st, 2009
9:42:48 PM CDT
(0)
nm - just re-read and saw nothing about there being only one sentence. carry on.
falcon176
October 18th, 2009
11:39:47 PM CDT
(6)
The beginning the middle the end
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:44:09 PM CDT
(5)
Snape kills Dumbledore. No, you bitch!
PsychoCola
October 18th, 2009
11:47:02 PM CDT
(1)
Help me write six word story.
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:50:21 PM CDT
(1)
Gamble. Win. Gamble. Win. Gamble. Die.
prairiedogeric10
October 19th, 2009
5:27:26 PM CDT
(-1)
This is the one I ultimately turned in. I had around 10 written down on the sheet, but I circled this one. If I get any comments on them, I scan the paper and make a YTMND.
Weenus
October 21st, 2009
1:56:23 AM CDT
(2)
Gamble. Penis. Gamble. Vagina. Unzip. Masturbate.
Weenus
October 21st, 2009
1:59:30 AM CDT
(5)
yes I masturbate through the zipperhole of my jeans... I'm a risk taker.
TheBeverage
October 21st, 2009
2:04:43 PM CDT
(0)
its not that bad
SonOfGod
October 21st, 2009
2:49:43 PM CDT
(0)
I concur with gr33nscr33n.
amindlessidiot
October 18th, 2009
11:50:58 PM CDT
(4)
ATTENTION: Fountain is not a bidet.
ezcheezbandit
October 20th, 2009
10:46:30 PM CDT
(4)
WARNING: Bidet is not a fountain.
GaryGnu
October 18th, 2009
11:53:40 PM CDT
(2)
Eric got his gun, killed everyone.
Pejamus
October 18th, 2009
11:54:42 PM CDT
(2)
you cheat for class, you suck... how's that for 6 words?
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:57:53 PM CDT
(2)
I think I'm going to write all of these down. Oh, I just remembered...if it's nice tomorrow and not raining, we might go outside with chalk and write our stories on the campus sidewalks. If we can do more than one, I might have to. These have all been great.
GaryGnu
October 18th, 2009
11:55:07 PM CDT
(5)
The Fart Factory had to close.
prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2009
11:55:57 PM CDT
(1)
I'd like a Cold Cut Combo.
GaryGnu
October 18th, 2009
11:55:46 PM CDT
(5)
Freddie Mercury got AIDS and died.
wisdumcube
October 18th, 2009
11:55:44 PM CDT
(4)
See spot run. Run spot, run.
wisdumcube
October 18th, 2009
11:56:44 PM CDT
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
The times, they are a changing.
GaryGnu
October 18th, 2009
11:57:06 PM CDT
(3)
Then the last professor committed suicide.
GaryGnu
October 18th, 2009
11:58:03 PM CDT
(5)
Everyone died when the school burned.
GaryGnu
October 18th, 2009
11:59:41 PM CDT
(5)
John Whitecloud ate a coldcut combo.
GaryGnu
October 19th, 2009
12:02:48 AM CDT
(-4)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-4)
epic!
GaryGnu
October 19th, 2009
12:09:50 AM CDT
(-3)
This could be a movie!
tkx7
October 19th, 2009
12:00:06 AM CDT
(6)
prehistoric dinosaur here, roar roar roar
wisdumcube
October 19th, 2009
12:00:44 AM CDT
(6)
Giraffes attacked. There were no survivors.
GaryGnu
October 19th, 2009
12:03:49 AM CDT
(1)
Horsewarz 2, Giraffe invasion? Cabbage starvation.
amindlessidiot
October 19th, 2009
12:01:51 AM CDT
(0)
Dear Margaret, I stole your stamps.
GaryGnu
October 19th, 2009
12:01:58 AM CDT
(-1)
The college students resorted to cannibalism.
BloodyPython
October 19th, 2009
12:02:57 AM CDT
(-1)
Kill me now, have fun later.
wisdumcube
October 19th, 2009
12:03:58 AM CDT
(-1)
Gary was not like other boys.
amindlessidiot
October 19th, 2009
12:05:26 AM CDT
(4)
I went rollerblading. Now I'm gay.
SonOfGod
October 19th, 2009
12:06:51 AM CDT
(2)
He is not a blaAck man!
tkx7
October 19th, 2009
12:10:16 AM CDT
(2)
how many megs of ram, Carmine?
tkx7
October 19th, 2009
12:08:10 AM CDT
(0)
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR STORYTIME
GaryGnu
October 19th, 2009
12:08:37 AM CDT
(0)
I wish I got homework like you. "Write a six word story" Jesus how f*cking lame.
Shadowolfe009
October 19th, 2009
12:12:19 AM CDT
(-2)
Religion was founded, thus humanity begins.
lickitwellhiem
October 19th, 2009
12:12:57 AM CDT
(0)
my journey brought me here today
wisdumcube
October 19th, 2009
12:13:31 AM CDT
(-1)
That day, Eric discovered his passion.
prairiedogeric10
October 19th, 2009
12:15:02 AM CDT
(-1)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-1)
Can you hear me now? Good.
amindlessidiot
October 19th, 2009
12:15:23 AM CDT
(6)
Mom always tipped the milkman generously.
wisdumcube
October 19th, 2009
12:17:08 AM CDT
(-1)
Batman was all he had left.
prairiedogeric10
October 19th, 2009
12:19:04 AM CDT
(-1)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-1)
Tile downvoted all of my sites.
Anti-Life
October 19th, 2009
10:36:11 AM CDT
(5)
Tile did something ambiguous to somebody
prairiedogeric10
October 19th, 2009
11:19:34 AM CDT
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
Tile enjoys upvoting his own comments.
GaryGnu
October 20th, 2009
1:59:36 AM CDT
(5)
Tile was laid on the floor.
lighthealer
October 20th, 2009
10:48:21 PM CDT
(-1)
Tile is what covers my floor.
lighthealer
October 20th, 2009
10:49:32 PM CDT
(-1)
I was not paying full attention. (Sorry. ^)
wisdumcube
October 19th, 2009
12:20:00 AM CDT
(-2)
Parents were fighting again. Mom won.
DoodleChrist
October 19th, 2009
12:20:37 AM CDT
(2)
They were coming to get Barbara
wisdumcube
October 19th, 2009
12:22:38 AM CDT
(-1)
Fudge. That's not what I said.
wisdumcube
October 19th, 2009
12:31:18 AM CDT
(3)
Sodomy really opened up John's world.
DoodleChrist
October 21st, 2009
1:27:19 AM CDT
(0)
and his ass
prairiedogeric10
October 19th, 2009
12:35:48 AM CDT
(-4)
[ comment (and 3 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-4)
Kobe raped me. Give me money.
prairiedogeric10
October 19th, 2009
12:40:07 AM CDT
(-1)
Wanted: NBA referee. No experience necessary.
Nooblet
October 19th, 2009
12:43:17 AM CDT
(0)
I think you have my stapler.
DoodleChrist
October 19th, 2009
1:09:00 AM CDT
(-1)
Prairie-Dog Eric and I were great friends
Skizzick
October 19th, 2009
3:16:30 AM CDT
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
On that day, I tried horseradish.
Skizzick
October 19th, 2009
3:17:06 AM CDT
(5)
I can't cum from blow jobs.
Skizzick
October 19th, 2009
3:17:45 AM CDT
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
Two blacks walked into a bar.
Skizzick
October 19th, 2009
3:18:16 AM CDT
(3)
Lorenzo's taint smelled like chlorine bleach.
Skizzick
October 19th, 2009
3:20:10 AM CDT
(3)
Relax, Max. Just stay cool, fool.
Skizzick
October 19th, 2009
3:20:41 AM CDT
(1)
I like to bake pretty cakes.
eightbitprodigy
October 19th, 2009
6:32:18 AM CDT
(-1)
Create YTMND. Get homework in comments
Charizard
October 19th, 2009
10:27:25 AM CDT
(-1)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-1)
darthwang eats a peanut butter sangwidge.
mik3m
October 19th, 2009
3:30:57 PM CDT
(-3)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-3)
So you're a queer, aren't you?
FowderSoapReturns
October 19th, 2009
5:49:48 PM CDT
(-4)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-4)
Now you're a queer, aren't ya?
MikStarYo
October 20th, 2009
6:02:21 PM CDT
(1)
two beautiful girls had lesbian sex
ezcheezbandit
October 20th, 2009
10:45:04 PM CDT
(3)
two beautiful girls and one cup.
SuperStingray
October 20th, 2009
7:59:28 PM CDT
(0)
This is an incredibly boring story.
magicbeaverpelt
October 20th, 2009
10:21:34 PM CDT
(-1)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-1)
Existentialism mocks the wreath of imagination.
ezcheezbandit
October 20th, 2009
10:35:13 PM CDT
(0)
[ comment (and 5 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
Yesterday, I rose from my grave.
TheDoubleG
October 20th, 2009
10:37:19 PM CDT
(4)
Make it a science fiction story: "In the future, something will happen."
jimbo7676
October 20th, 2009
10:51:53 PM CDT
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
The magic pants summoned a balrog.
DerCreep
October 20th, 2009
11:08:38 PM CDT
(1)
Adolf Hitler is the greatest, ever.
BizarroStormy
October 20th, 2009
11:14:31 PM CDT
(0)
Whoa! Spiderman stole that guy's pizzas!
SonOfGod
October 20th, 2009
11:20:08 PM CDT
(1)
There's a spider on your shoulder.
paphan
October 20th, 2009
11:38:18 PM CDT
(3)
In Soviet Russia, television watches you!
Tuco77
October 20th, 2009
11:51:47 PM CDT
(0)
My goat died. I am sad.
SilverDollar
October 21st, 2009
8:22:06 AM CDT
(1)
His goat was tasty. I'm full.
ovipositor
October 21st, 2009
10:19:44 PM CDT
(1)
goat story = win
adventuresicle
October 20th, 2009
11:51:53 PM CDT
(1)
you do realize "Help me write a 6-word story" is six words, right?
Clintasswood
October 20th, 2009
11:55:45 PM CDT
(3)
Duke is all out of bubblegum.
Tarkin
October 20th, 2009
11:56:29 PM CDT
(0)
Once upon a time the end.
prairiedogeric10
October 21st, 2009
12:01:46 AM CDT
(-2)
Why crap make comeback days later?
prairiedogeric10
October 21st, 2009
12:03:02 AM CDT
(-2)
If Max comments, he won't win.
BraunB4Brain
October 21st, 2009
12:13:13 AM CDT
(-1)
There was a bomb in the lasagna.
prairiedogeric10
October 21st, 2009
12:15:21 AM CDT
(5)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Kalahari
October 21st, 2009
12:35:34 AM CDT
(5)
tl;dr
Iritscen
October 21st, 2009
3:39:34 PM CDT
(0)
*laughs at the inevitable finally happening*
BraunB4Brain
October 22nd, 2009
9:28:44 AM CDT
(0)
I apologize. I originally typed "There's" but switched it to "There was" for some reason.
DarthWang
October 21st, 2009
12:14:16 AM CDT
(1)
Baron Lasers Likes to Fire Lasers
Clive42
October 21st, 2009
12:14:51 AM CDT
(1)
Eric writes stories, and sometimes poops.
lpgunit
October 21st, 2009
12:21:00 AM CDT
(0)
All Madeline did was to smile.
Brandon00151
October 21st, 2009
12:25:04 AM CDT
(3)
I can't count to six.
Pumbaa
October 21st, 2009
12:27:47 AM CDT
(1)
Pass this or safety not guaranteed.
Archaea
October 21st, 2009
12:30:41 AM CDT
(0)
I saw a movie, alone, again.
windmillninja
October 21st, 2009
12:33:42 AM CDT
(2)
I accidentally a whole Coke bottle.
Daltonofzeal2
October 21st, 2009
12:35:10 AM CDT
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Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman.
MrMuskOx
October 21st, 2009
12:43:21 AM CDT
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A man is born, lives, dies.
pauljue14
October 21st, 2009
12:45:19 AM CDT
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I am watching Fraiser right now.
q959fm
October 21st, 2009
1:02:14 AM CDT
(1)
I have no place to live. (hysterical laughter)
billychanxtreem
October 21st, 2009
1:03:29 AM CDT
(0)
he died a pathetic, lonely death
prairiedogeric10
October 21st, 2009
1:11:07 AM CDT
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I will now go to sleep.
GaryGnu
October 21st, 2009
1:17:57 AM CDT
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So who the f*ck won anyway?
prairiedogeric10
October 21st, 2009
1:19:01 AM CDT
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I did. But I am giving the prize to gr33nscr33n because his made me laugh the hardest... "For sale: used diaphragm, kinda sticky."
GaryGnu
October 21st, 2009
1:22:30 AM CDT
(4)
That's not a story! That's a craig's list ad!
ezcheezbandit
October 21st, 2009
10:39:42 PM CDT
(0)
It's how i sold mine.
GunsForHands
October 21st, 2009
1:39:20 AM CDT
(0)
George Bush doesn't like black people.
kepledon
October 21st, 2009
1:42:23 AM CDT
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He Is Not A Black Myannn
mechadamuramu
October 21st, 2009
1:47:03 AM CDT
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Too bad its not a eight word sentence because you could use Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
OmniIcyshelf
October 21st, 2009
1:50:08 AM CDT
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I bought a cold cut combo.
MrStump
October 21st, 2009
2:11:13 AM CDT
(0)
I wish I stayed in prison.
Weenus
October 21st, 2009
2:11:51 AM CDT
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Black person saying or doing something.
SeNtu
October 21st, 2009
2:12:17 AM CDT
(0)
The child and the oreo sang.
markymarq
October 21st, 2009
4:57:53 AM CDT
(4)
Woah, he stole that guy's pizza!
markymarq
October 21st, 2009
4:59:21 AM CDT
(0)
I'm a let you finish, but...
Breeze
October 21st, 2009
5:17:16 AM CDT
(1)
exposition build climax, fall resolution conclusion
notabook
October 21st, 2009
5:33:47 AM CDT
(1)
The Internet is just a fad.
Kilroyx
October 21st, 2009
5:35:59 AM CDT
(1)
The killer was actually your mom.
sporkman22
October 21st, 2009
6:19:02 AM CDT
(1)
once upon a time, the end.
trillionagesprout
October 21st, 2009
7:37:10 AM CDT
(1)
I don't know what to say.
mrhanky50
October 21st, 2009
7:51:54 AM CDT
(1)
Life was better after the divorce
richards6
October 21st, 2009
11:46:50 PM CDT
(1)
I could masturbate without any interruptions.
Stingybooyah
October 21st, 2009
8:01:57 AM CDT
(2)
C-beams glittering at the Tanhauser Gate
ezcheezbandit
October 21st, 2009
10:44:00 PM CDT
(3)
Ships afire, off shoulder of Orion
Stingybooyah
October 21st, 2009
11:15:11 PM CDT
(2)
Moments lost, like tears in rain.
richards6
October 21st, 2009
11:43:13 PM CDT
(1)
I've seen things you wouldn't believe.
SilverDollar
October 22nd, 2009
9:25:52 AM CDT
(1)
You know what a turtle is?
Weenus
October 23rd, 2009
1:23:00 AM CDT
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[long silent pause] Time to die.
BEAVACUDA
October 21st, 2009
8:02:58 AM CDT
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Reminds me of smelling a pussy.
goodcook
October 21st, 2009
8:07:44 AM CDT
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Mr. Wilson secretly wished for man salami
OwnerZeff
October 21st, 2009
9:08:47 AM CDT
(0)
Overactive bladder calls. I listen. Whoops!
Kevin0323
October 21st, 2009
9:26:52 AM CDT
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We Came, We Saw, We Conquered.
fouab
October 21st, 2009
9:37:24 AM CDT
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"Academic integrity is not prairiedogeric10's virtue." Sequel: "So Fouab gave him a 1."
andrewthethird
October 21st, 2009
9:46:58 AM CDT
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And then dad never came home.
andrewthethird
October 21st, 2009
9:54:37 AM CDT
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i guess he really was alive.
andrewthethird
October 21st, 2009
9:55:52 AM CDT
(1)
tylenol overdose is only funny sometimes.
Spaztick
October 21st, 2009
9:56:05 AM CDT
(2)
I emailed this to your teacher.
projectswift
October 21st, 2009
10:07:28 AM CDT
(1)
I can suck my own dick.
shizzle5150
October 21st, 2009
10:29:29 AM CDT
(0)
Prehistoric dinosaur killed the long necks.
nervousbreakdown
October 21st, 2009
11:03:56 AM CDT
(-1)
Today, I walked across the sun.
PoHandle
October 21st, 2009
11:18:37 AM CDT
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Hooker boots duh nuh dun dun
SilverDollar
October 22nd, 2009
9:28:15 AM CDT
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Mike is done. duh nuh duna
AloeVera
October 21st, 2009
11:20:08 AM CDT
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I almost the whole thing. Needs another noun. Or adjective.
zemus
October 21st, 2009
11:20:43 AM CDT
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Sweat dripping, he entered his sister.
Burr
October 21st, 2009
11:50:00 AM CDT
(-1)
Our swamp abolished compass and clock.
DJSamurai
October 21st, 2009
12:01:57 PM CDT
(1)
I have ADHD look a kitty
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