Data hits the Bong
Created on: August 21st, 2009
Data hits the Bong
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databong.ytmnd.com
Data takes a monster rip of PACARD's special stash and achieves instant Epic status
Vulcan Silver Haze
the circle of fucking life

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MrEpicMan
August 21st, 2009
4:34:30 AM CDT
(4)
oh my god.
MrEpicMan
August 21st, 2009
4:38:49 AM CDT
(-1)
is it weird that I could tell this was a fearcondom site by the title alone?
popepopepetercottont
August 21st, 2009
10:28:14 AM CDT
(4)
turkey...
CharelsMaxwell
August 21st, 2009
8:31:32 PM CDT
(-4)
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Pillowy mounds of mash potatoes.
Smeagolisfree99
August 22nd, 2009
3:41:42 PM CDT
(3)
COOLANT LEAK! WE GOT A COOLANT LEAK! I ESTIMATE NO MOAR THAN 3 BONG HITS UNTIL A WARP CORE BREACH
jax1492
August 22nd, 2009
7:53:53 PM CDT
(0)
oh my shiva
LoadMan
August 29th, 2009
6:29:43 PM CDT
(0)
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts, a pen, yeah! But an intchy beaver. Such a coooooooooooooool, wind yeah, yeah...
TetrisAnarchist
November 14th, 2009
10:49:13 AM CST
(1)
It is green.
Dopplebanger
August 21st, 2009
4:58:10 AM CDT
(2)
data can take rips from the stem?
Anig
August 21st, 2009
11:32:15 AM CDT
(5)
lol you're right. He chopped off the top of the bong.
username1875
August 22nd, 2009
5:40:11 PM CDT
(1)
He's just that epic
batchler
August 22nd, 2009
5:41:28 PM CDT
(1)
We need more Data bong sites!!! The world would be a better place!
BloodyPython
August 21st, 2009
7:52:00 AM CDT
(1)
Let the era of Epic Data begin!
LegoLewdite
August 21st, 2009
10:27:55 AM CDT
(8)
and his natural offspring: epic lol
chrisnin00
August 21st, 2009
6:30:06 PM CDT
(0)
Datard?
jasonkrowe
August 21st, 2009
8:26:35 AM CDT
(2)
Patrick Pacard is amused.
GordonFremen
August 21st, 2009
8:28:42 AM CDT
(1)
EPIC smoke edits
Improviser
August 21st, 2009
9:17:12 AM CDT
(-3)
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(-3)
I first read the title as "Data hits the Borg" lololol.. no Borg in the site though
mrnoodle
August 21st, 2009
9:26:44 AM CDT
(0)
stupid
hanktherapper
August 21st, 2009
9:46:39 AM CDT
(-7)
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Meh. How many times have the people of Star Trek hit a bong?
jetz
August 21st, 2009
9:48:04 AM CDT
(-1)
sound origin should be circle of motherf*cking life
DoodleChrist
August 21st, 2009
9:50:49 AM CDT
(1)
The torch has been passed
Habadacus
August 21st, 2009
10:32:20 AM CDT
(9)
Why is Dr. Kelso from Scrubs watching Data pull bongs on the Enterprise?!?!?
gmanca
August 21st, 2009
5:00:40 PM CDT
(16)
He's the ship's Chief medicinal cannabis officer, on assignment from Starbase 4:20
LegoLewdite
August 21st, 2009
10:36:22 AM CDT
(0)
ever see killer condom? almost as good as troma wars. anyway, good site despite the fad porn.
guycaballero
August 21st, 2009
11:22:08 AM CDT
(0)
Data would use a vaporizer
jcsoc
August 21st, 2009
11:41:15 AM CDT
(0)
EPIC!
PsychoCola
August 21st, 2009
11:57:41 AM CDT
(-1)
I can't in good conscience not 5 this.
FatHistorian
August 21st, 2009
12:13:16 PM CDT
(1)
this is f*cking gold. lifeforms...do-do-do-do-do you precious little lifeforms do-do-do-do-do where are you do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dododo
roboraptor
August 21st, 2009
1:37:04 PM CDT
(1)
I bet you just love scanning for lifeforms.
salami
August 21st, 2009
12:56:23 PM CDT
(0)
that looks like about 2 oz
kayura
August 21st, 2009
12:59:51 PM CDT
(7)
Sir, the Nanites in the upper core are all stoned.
TheDoubleG
August 22nd, 2009
1:49:39 AM CDT
(1)
[+]'d for episode recognition
roboraptor
August 21st, 2009
1:41:15 PM CDT
(1)
I bet the lights on his positronic matrix were gojng f*cking mental after that hit.
wisdumcube
August 21st, 2009
1:44:04 PM CDT
(1)
Lion King! Nice choice.
MrMuskOx
August 21st, 2009
2:35:58 PM CDT
(0)
Dude, where do you find the time to do this? Aren't you some big shot graphic artist or something?
FoxTaco
August 21st, 2009
2:52:01 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking full of win
Compdude
August 21st, 2009
2:59:44 PM CDT
(1)
Ugly bongs of mostly water
mcroix
August 21st, 2009
3:06:23 PM CDT
(0)
what's bob kelso doing on the enterprise? medicinal marijuana?
teddo
August 21st, 2009
3:10:54 PM CDT
(0)
nice
gamekid
August 21st, 2009
3:16:20 PM CDT
(0)
The vapors...changed him.
AndySavage
August 21st, 2009
3:33:43 PM CDT
(4)
Heroes must win in the end, YOU ARE THE BEST ONE BY FAAAR
Afroman
August 21st, 2009
3:51:15 PM CDT
(0)
5 for the music.
imhot4jesus
August 21st, 2009
4:25:22 PM CDT
(1)
Made me miss Blommer
WhargouL1942
August 21st, 2009
4:36:49 PM CDT
(1)
I F*CKING LOVE YOU! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!
JamesChicks
August 21st, 2009
5:29:04 PM CDT
(0)
Everything about this site... EVERYTHING!
SSgtTCZ
August 21st, 2009
6:27:10 PM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
Oh this fad again
hxrealm
August 21st, 2009
7:03:51 PM CDT
(4)
Bobsled team is gonna kick *ss now.
DarthWang
August 21st, 2009
7:06:21 PM CDT
(-7)
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Edit out the photorealistic bong and replace it with the stock iphoto toolkit one, change Pacard's hairstyle every frame, and replace the sound with a mix of Lcad's slow ride loop and the Pacard theme for a 5
steakman
August 21st, 2009
8:06:54 PM CDT
(-1)
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(-1)
this is so bad
DonaldMcRonald
August 21st, 2009
8:24:08 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
Awesome. This is what Star Wars is all about.
Kaizen666
August 21st, 2009
9:10:48 PM CDT
(4)
No Patrick Pacard music?
timb0nic
August 21st, 2009
9:18:52 PM CDT
(1)
Ohhh god I'm crying. 5 all over my face.
Hoplite
August 21st, 2009
9:59:00 PM CDT
(0)
I'm going to FAV this but you need to sync the audio better.
Dextey
August 21st, 2009
10:05:36 PM CDT
(0)
Data takes his hits from the stem.
Goneja
August 21st, 2009
11:23:34 PM CDT
(1)
Im blessed to see so many ytmnds combining my two favorite things on earth
MegaBUD
August 22nd, 2009
12:23:29 AM CDT
(0)
O M G !
LostMyPassword
August 22nd, 2009
12:30:47 AM CDT
(1)
Faved for Pacard. In Pacard We Trust http://pacardtee.ytmnd.com/
kmcph
August 22nd, 2009
5:05:37 AM CDT
(0)
http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/915600#2009-06-16_12_34_43
stify
August 22nd, 2009
10:06:50 AM CDT
(0)
For f*ck sake this's a mother f*ckin' chez d'oeuvre!!!
stify
August 22nd, 2009
10:10:48 AM CDT
(0)
http://oddpicard.ytmnd.com <@:)
lickitwellhiem
August 22nd, 2009
1:17:34 PM CDT
(0)
best song
MuffinBear
August 22nd, 2009
3:39:40 PM CDT
(0)
....
Smeagolisfree99
August 22nd, 2009
3:40:01 PM CDT
(0)
Epic Win.
Refractor
August 23rd, 2009
12:24:53 AM CDT
(0)
awesome
HellSpun
August 23rd, 2009
2:24:36 AM CDT
(1)
No seeds or stems in this dope ytmnd!
konaman5000
August 23rd, 2009
4:02:16 AM CDT
(1)
the lion king makes sense now
creamyself
August 23rd, 2009
2:37:03 PM CDT
(1)
Data always trying to be more human than human
Nusent2
August 23rd, 2009
2:43:42 PM CDT
(-6)
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F*ck Pacard.
Stonen
August 23rd, 2009
8:29:47 PM CDT
(1)
lol. It is green
avarius
August 24th, 2009
1:23:09 PM CDT
(-1)
the pen is blue
jakeman
August 23rd, 2009
9:30:55 PM CDT
(0)
5 because i lol'd
Stoneriten
August 23rd, 2009
10:44:41 PM CDT
(0)
Way to go. I wonder what his analysis is on the famous plant?
alphasuede
August 24th, 2009
12:03:41 PM CDT
(0)
Stoneriten! That has potential.
Stiggy
August 26th, 2009
8:22:16 PM CDT
(2)
Analysis? It is green.
Stoneriten
August 28th, 2009
4:57:35 PM CDT
(0)
Outstanding obeservation
pluralgarths
August 24th, 2009
12:16:45 PM CDT
(0)
Snazzle89
August 25th, 2009
12:03:30 AM CDT
(0)
He's so high right now.
Feedrosie
August 25th, 2009
5:05:03 PM CDT
(1)
How am I like the only one to notice that he hit it out of the bowl... That's not the proper way to smoke it.
lickitwellhiem
June 15th, 2010
5:36:17 PM CDT
(0)
hey, youre right! i bet you 10 fearcondom-auto-5s that fear didnt notice that ever.
ZeroArmada
August 26th, 2009
10:03:52 AM CDT
(0)
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUVENNNNNYAAAAAA UBABA ICH-UBAWAH!
Carltheshivan
August 26th, 2009
5:11:21 PM CDT
(-3)
Data is a robot. It wouldn't affect him.
Refractor
August 26th, 2009
11:41:03 PM CDT
(1)
You don't even know Data very well. He'll get high if he f*cking wants to.
Lead
August 27th, 2009
2:02:55 AM CDT
(3)
Now both are able to see that there really are in fact FIVE lights.
prairiedogeric10
August 27th, 2009
10:02:29 AM CDT
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DwideSchrude
August 27th, 2009
1:08:10 PM CDT
(1)
EPIC DAYDA
mrcoxley
August 27th, 2009
5:56:48 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
lpgunit
August 28th, 2009
6:48:13 PM CDT
(1)
Tis dee best YTMND pon dee web, me breda...
Lotus1438
August 29th, 2009
4:37:43 AM CDT
(1)
Thats a f*ckin' cloud to be proud of! 5 for badass smoke cloud!
Mafioso
August 29th, 2009
11:10:36 PM CDT
(1)
Is Silver Haze a good strain?
geegee
September 17th, 2009
3:17:13 AM CDT
(0)
lol at the Lion King music
TetrisAnarchist
November 14th, 2009
10:48:42 AM CST
(1)
It is green.
KintarosTiger
March 10th, 2010
1:56:08 PM CST
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEE, SAAVEENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Harbltron
April 20th, 2010
3:09:39 AM CDT
(1)
I went to fav this and realised I'd already fav'd it.
Dylanius
April 22nd, 2010
1:17:35 AM CDT
(0)
Where the fuck is blommer
jonphillip313
April 22nd, 2010
7:12:19 AM CDT
(1)
Live long and smoke weed everyday \\// Instant 5/fav
lickitwellhiem
June 15th, 2010
5:31:37 PM CDT
(-1)
this is really stupid.
joe579003
July 3rd, 2010
6:26:58 PM CDT
(1)
Needs more Pacard.
Gremlinz
November 2nd, 2011
10:57:48 PM CDT
(1)
wonder how much Vulcan Silver Haze is per oz.
somnombulist
April 7th, 2015
5:06:59 PM CDT
(2)
Looking back, this was probably the best site of 2009.