bill & ted 3-way Paris Hilton
Created on: August 5th, 2009
bill & ted 3-way Paris Hilton
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Shred001
August 5th, 2009
3:32:02 AM CDT
(14)
Paris Hilton has a collapsing galaxy in her pooty tang.
b7571439
August 5th, 2009
3:32:51 AM CDT
(9)
i'd still hit it
Shred001
August 5th, 2009
4:05:40 AM CDT
(1)
You would be falling with Bill & Ted... into her bottomless hole. You might try the rear entrance, but I saw a South Park episode where she sat on a watermelon... so the back door might not be all that pristeen either...
peppersandcake
August 5th, 2009
4:09:35 AM CDT
(3)
Actually it was a pineapple not a watermelon, sir.
Shred001
August 5th, 2009
4:19:49 AM CDT
(-1)
I believe you are correct about the pineapple, and THEN she worked her way up to the watermelon, sitting on it... but in any event, perhaps her back door would be a better approach than the bottomless pit that Bill and Ted found... Bill and Ted may find the Andromeda Galaxy in there...
peppersandcake
August 5th, 2009
3:14:04 PM CDT
(0)
I surmise that something far larger would await Bill and Ted. Don't forget that Mr. Slave absorbed Ms. Hilton through his anus.
tzsjynx
August 5th, 2009
4:38:33 PM CDT
(4)
It's actually been theorized that our entire universe is inside some alien version of Paris Hilton's twat. And that inside all of our twats there are more universes. Disney made a movie about it starring Don Knotts.
b7571439
August 5th, 2009
6:25:09 PM CDT
(-1)
pineapple / watermelon /two teenagers with layered clothing
Stingybooyah
August 6th, 2009
12:15:34 AM CDT
(0)
I knew George Carlin didn't die of natural causes...
SirMarmelton
August 6th, 2009
1:53:56 PM CDT
(3)
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tylersaintcool
August 5th, 2009
4:10:45 AM CDT
(4)
shout at the devil (wherever they land)
FatHistorian
August 5th, 2009
4:35:50 AM CDT
(0)
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MOST EXCELLENT
Phernoree
August 5th, 2009
5:08:47 AM CDT
(3)
this is NSFW
mcroix
August 5th, 2009
6:29:52 AM CDT
(7)
this is pretty cool. don't know if it'll impress the "already ben dun" mobs though. with their 1 star pitchforks
CrazyRay
August 5th, 2009
11:58:06 AM CDT
(0)
^It impressed this NARV
Timaeus
August 5th, 2009
2:35:41 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, something to give a 5 to. Kudos
mcroix
August 5th, 2009
3:41:09 PM CDT
(4)
^^^It impressed this MARV
mcroix
August 5th, 2009
3:42:17 PM CDT
(1)
http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Narv . technically i'm an upvoter.
CrazyRay
August 5th, 2009
5:32:31 PM CDT
(-5)
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(-5)
No...definitively, you're a cancer
Delphanious
August 6th, 2009
8:53:23 AM CDT
(0)
^^Now I finally know what I am
Timaeus
August 8th, 2009
12:04:15 AM CDT
(3)
That first step out of the closet is the hardest.
BloodyPython
August 5th, 2009
6:40:17 AM CDT
(3)
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
amindlessidiot
August 5th, 2009
7:27:59 AM CDT
(0)
perfect
wisdumcube
August 5th, 2009
7:49:32 AM CDT
(1)
heh, its because she is loose.
kujo62
August 5th, 2009
8:30:11 AM CDT
(0)
i hate her, but loved her in repo!. the part she was born to play. also her face falls off...if that could happen in every one of her movies i still probably wouldn't watch any of them, unless they were actually good. like repo!.
Shred001
August 5th, 2009
12:08:43 PM CDT
(0)
I saw a bad horror movie where Paris Hilton got killed with metal projectile headshot. That was sweet.
jasonkrowe
August 5th, 2009
8:51:33 AM CDT
(4)
EXCELLENT! *guitar riff*
chronster
August 5th, 2009
8:57:35 AM CDT
(0)
i like the loop, but also would have been win if you included the part where they land in hell
mcroix
August 5th, 2009
9:20:07 PM CDT
(2)
i'd +1 it
LegoLewdite
August 5th, 2009
9:32:54 AM CDT
(3)
I kept waiting for them to see Primus.
igetpaid
August 5th, 2009
10:34:50 AM CDT
(0)
gaping vaginas
Tarkin
August 5th, 2009
10:48:42 AM CDT
(2)
Do I detect Front 242?
ObadiahtheSlim
August 5th, 2009
11:17:57 AM CDT
(0)
I see what you did there.
ficklefackle
August 5th, 2009
11:38:34 AM CDT
(3)
i love a good title joke site
prairiedogeric10
August 5th, 2009
12:07:10 PM CDT
(1)
lol sluts
roboraptor
August 5th, 2009
12:21:40 PM CDT
(4)
You sank my battleship
blue1622
August 5th, 2009
12:31:55 PM CDT
(0)
browntown
carianoff
August 5th, 2009
1:08:30 PM CDT
(2)
billandtedSEXcellentadventure
Brandon00151
August 5th, 2009
1:52:20 PM CDT
(0)
lol why hasn't anyone done this before
Achilles088
August 5th, 2009
1:59:53 PM CDT
(3)
They have they just never come back....
MrStump
August 5th, 2009
2:10:22 PM CDT
(0)
El Oh El.
Gunnanator
August 5th, 2009
2:40:31 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, it's gonna suck when they hit bottom too.
GaryGnu
August 5th, 2009
3:06:44 PM CDT
(0)
I got the joke after the second loop. Now I can't stop giggiling.
mrnoodle
August 5th, 2009
3:37:47 PM CDT
(2)
It's funny because Paris Hilton sleeps with lots of guys, which makes you think that her vagina might be stretched out and floppy. Get it?
tzsjynx
August 5th, 2009
4:35:38 PM CDT
(0)
I give this a 1... out of 2. 1 Being best Animated situation found on the internet about Neo and his friend Tim.
Priestitute
August 5th, 2009
4:54:54 PM CDT
(0)
UNATCO
August 5th, 2009
5:13:44 PM CDT
(-1)
totally deep hole!
lickitwellhiem
August 5th, 2009
5:14:20 PM CDT
(1)
the joke is that her vagina is so big they fall in. i was expecting to see the pantyless upskirt pic where she gets out of the ar and you can see her vagina and 4-day-from-shaved hair shadow. its a great pic! the emma watson see through panty one is still better. gillian anderson can be seen topless in a recent uk film. wynona ryder needs to show some clear breasts. micheal richards is probably circumsized because he is jewish. so is max gold berg. i am not circumsized. i do not have a myspace.
lickitwellhiem
August 5th, 2009
5:15:18 PM CDT
(0)
when i said "gets out of the ar" i meant to write "gets out of the car." just clearing that up! ok guys, lets blow this thing and go home. the quote right there was from a star wars.
lickitwellhiem
August 5th, 2009
5:17:11 PM CDT
(0)
and i have a myspace actually, i just forgot the password. i only have one friend and its a girl i went to college with. i messaged her and she never responded.
luketm2
August 5th, 2009
6:12:22 PM CDT
(1)
^lol
b7571439
August 5th, 2009
7:43:08 PM CDT
(1)
i'm going to take your advice: also included will be a vaginal wall and an army of sperm from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask and then there will be a glorious moment when Bill S. Preston, Esquire fertilizes the egg and all hell breaks loose with bats and Carey Grant runs for his life
prairiedogeric10
August 6th, 2009
12:58:30 AM CDT
(-1)
too much f*cking information wellhiem.
b7571439
August 6th, 2009
11:12:51 PM CDT
(1)
billandtedsnightinparis.ytmnd.com
Cyclopean
August 5th, 2009
5:19:10 PM CDT
(0)
Most of YTMND will not get this joke. For obvious reasons.
GaryGnu
August 5th, 2009
6:10:17 PM CDT
(0)
because they actually did have sex with Paris Hilton and didn't fall in?
Cyclopean
August 7th, 2009
5:22:42 PM CDT
(0)
No, because they actually had sex with Paris Hilton using her mouth.
SSgtTCZ
August 5th, 2009
5:34:08 PM CDT
(-6)
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(-6)
I get it!
St00pidman
August 5th, 2009
5:51:13 PM CDT
(0)
...OOOHHH! Okay, took me a while. lol
mcroix
August 5th, 2009
9:59:27 PM CDT
(0)
that's what she said.
GordonFremen
August 5th, 2009
6:08:04 PM CDT
(2)
like throwing two hotdogs into a hallway
ltfalcon3
August 5th, 2009
6:39:33 PM CDT
(0)
I want to vote 6
Nuroticat
August 5th, 2009
7:46:19 PM CDT
(2)
69, dudes!
mrdudesir
August 5th, 2009
7:57:26 PM CDT
(1)
I know the picture is reused, but the context totally makes it. Totally excellent.
Backwash
August 5th, 2009
8:20:13 PM CDT
(0)
There has to be a collection at the end of that cooter
jimbo7676
August 5th, 2009
8:26:39 PM CDT
(2)
Bill & Ted ytmnds have the ability to instantly make my day better. I thank you sir.
Nerd-Pride
August 5th, 2009
9:31:32 PM CDT
(2)
It took me like a minute to get the joke. But then I lol'd.
thehyecircus
August 5th, 2009
9:46:38 PM CDT
(0)
You are too much.
chrombot
August 5th, 2009
10:22:08 PM CDT
(0)
someone needs to give paris back her old nose, like that doctor from space balls
Krangar18
August 5th, 2009
11:32:34 PM CDT
(1)
wait, what does this have to do with . . . oh i get it.
s3m1lol
August 5th, 2009
11:57:14 PM CDT
(0)
Took me a second but when I got it I lol'd hard.
Mikebluez
August 6th, 2009
2:02:51 AM CDT
(0)
Wouldn't touch that with b7571439's penocken.
mountainmage
August 6th, 2009
4:50:06 AM CDT
(0)
Bill and Ted: Sexcellent Adventure.
Delphanious
August 6th, 2009
8:47:22 AM CDT
(1)
epic f*cking win. I was already going to 5 this before the music or 'this is a totally deep hole'... and then that...
an
August 6th, 2009
9:08:57 AM CDT
(-3)
http://parisisloosehahalolol.ytmnd.com/ http://parishole.ytmnd.com/ http://deppsexorzhilton.ytmnd.com/
PinkUniscorn
August 6th, 2009
3:32:23 PM CDT
(1)
so I guess after having with her for awhile you get bord and end up playing 20 questions huh
WESTBEN2002
August 6th, 2009
5:46:54 PM CDT
(1)
that old gag
Goneja
August 7th, 2009
12:46:07 AM CDT
(0)
HDTMND
LoafDawg
August 7th, 2009
1:56:51 PM CDT
(2)
i get it, she has a real big vagina.
Stonen
August 7th, 2009
3:08:37 PM CDT
(0)
Ha!
morningmimi
August 9th, 2009
10:43:58 PM CDT
(0)
high five
KintarosTiger
August 10th, 2009
9:41:16 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey... and mammoth vaginas.
methodminus
August 10th, 2009
1:17:36 PM CDT
(1)
Why don't people dress like that anymore?
omar
August 11th, 2009
12:33:37 PM CDT
(1)
... Oh I get it now
xpirate16
August 11th, 2009
2:47:10 PM CDT
(1)
i havent seen a pussy that big since i saw Sigfried & Roy
omegacrash
August 11th, 2009
11:20:46 PM CDT
(1)
i saw what you did thar
Gestorte
August 12th, 2009
5:37:46 AM CDT
(0)
woooooooooooooooooooooooooah!
christopherlove
August 15th, 2009
2:39:23 AM CDT
(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Night in Paris