Readings from the Danson Bible
Created on: July 5th, 2009
Readings from the Danson Bible
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ryanmontana
July 5th, 2009
5:12:09 PM CDT
(5)
Yeah right. He's reading from lacrossestar83's diary.
GaryGnu
July 5th, 2009
5:30:01 PM CDT
(7)
It's all fun and games till there's a little lacrossestar83 in the oven. Thanks Danson!
killabee
July 5th, 2009
8:22:33 PM CDT
(3)
It's lacrossestar83's love letter to prairiedogeric10.
blazelocomotive
July 6th, 2009
1:59:56 PM CDT
(2)
LOL, I've heard of those people.
nervousbreakdown
July 7th, 2009
4:15:41 PM CDT
(0)
keatonkeaton999
PanDeism
July 13th, 2009
11:50:00 AM CDT
(0)
Why would someone put a little lacrossestar83 in an oven? WHYYYY??
igetpaid
July 5th, 2009
5:23:37 PM CDT
(10)
i just picked up a copy at the local fruit stand
shadebrand
July 6th, 2009
7:46:40 PM CDT
(-1)
Really? I bought mine from an ex-scientologist for 50 cents
cleverclothe
July 10th, 2009
3:11:16 PM CDT
(-1)
They let people out?
jnorris441
July 5th, 2009
6:04:28 PM CDT
(4)
people wore that in the 80's?
Rafe
July 5th, 2009
6:12:14 PM CDT
(6)
i got hugz 4 u
Flight33
July 5th, 2009
6:14:24 PM CDT
(15)
It was acceptable in the 80s.
Burdell
July 5th, 2009
7:29:14 PM CDT
(1)
dude they issued stone washed jeans, argyle sweaters and new balance sneaks as a uniform in the 80's
prairiedogeric10
July 5th, 2009
9:05:00 PM CDT
(0)
Flight33 beat me
GaryGnu
July 5th, 2009
9:51:28 PM CDT
(1)
his clothing seemed normal to me until this comment...
LegoLewdite
July 5th, 2009
6:06:28 PM CDT
(8)
rocky raccoon went to his room only to find Danson's bible.
montereymatt
July 5th, 2009
6:24:03 PM CDT
(7)
there are no e-meters in Dansonism, only D-meters to measure how Dansonesque sexy you are becoming
doink9731
July 5th, 2009
7:51:16 PM CDT
(-3)
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(-3)
And thetan meters to measure how retarded you are.
Cliffington88
July 5th, 2009
7:07:06 PM CDT
(4)
are you guys wearing your wwdd bracelets?
jetz
July 5th, 2009
8:58:37 PM CDT
(2)
i keep on my penis all the time
GordonFremen
July 6th, 2009
12:41:04 PM CDT
(11)
8===|wwdd|====D~~~~~
wisdumcube
July 5th, 2009
7:24:49 PM CDT
(0)
lol nice version of the moon level
dmaz
July 5th, 2009
9:16:29 PM CDT
(0)
moon f*cking level
YourTheCoconutMan
July 5th, 2009
7:41:36 PM CDT
(1)
where in the hell is filibuster LOLOLOLOLOL
lickitwellhiem
July 5th, 2009
8:09:51 PM CDT
(0)
heee heee
DarthWang
July 5th, 2009
8:29:59 PM CDT
(2)
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RonaldRayGun
July 5th, 2009
9:07:38 PM CDT
(12)
After viewing this site, the doctors say my cancer is in remission. Thanks, YTMND!!!
thehyecircus
July 5th, 2009
9:22:28 PM CDT
(2)
Keep going Ted.
mcroix
July 5th, 2009
9:48:18 PM CDT
(1)
the more we know
jasonkrowe
July 5th, 2009
10:18:26 PM CDT
(2)
And the world weeped, then they stood up and said in unison: ......Amen.
soapalope
July 5th, 2009
10:19:44 PM CDT
(1)
the dansonian bible, as placed by the clavians (torch)
jnorris441
July 5th, 2009
10:58:14 PM CDT
(3)
the loss of danson made kirstie alley into a land whale
milkmanv1
July 6th, 2009
3:51:06 AM CDT
(2)
Hold me closer, Teddy Danson....count the head lice on the highway
DarkTree
July 6th, 2009
6:59:29 AM CDT
(0)
SNL'd
norbizness
July 6th, 2009
7:39:44 AM CDT
(2)
Either he's sitting on children's furniture or he's really 9'11" with a jaw made of solid adamantium.
tkx7
July 6th, 2009
10:12:27 AM CDT
(5)
at first glance, all I read out of your comment was "9-11" and "Jew" and both were wrong
dcver7
July 10th, 2009
5:50:22 PM CDT
(0)
you won't be the first head he's bitten off with his adamantium jaw
omgbomb
July 6th, 2009
12:44:01 PM CDT
(-3)
people still make these huh
omgbomb
July 7th, 2009
11:00:06 PM CDT
(-1)
(they still suck)
CalientePockets
July 6th, 2009
1:04:56 PM CDT
(3)
I like the piano version of the moon level.
blue1622
July 6th, 2009
1:06:19 PM CDT
(2)
the book of moonman
MrSinistar
July 7th, 2009
8:12:28 PM CDT
(2)
A reading from the book of moonman: "hi moonman here. kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kk"
AppleNick
July 6th, 2009
1:55:18 PM CDT
(0)
To what sorts of depravity would you descend if it were proved there was no DANSON?
GrandTheftWatto
July 6th, 2009
3:36:24 PM CDT
(2)
DuckTales moon base FTW
TheMayor
July 6th, 2009
6:44:11 PM CDT
(2)
5'd for Moon Music
Mikebluez
July 6th, 2009
8:25:54 PM CDT
(2)
I promise you all won't get pregnent.
MrSinistar
July 6th, 2009
8:51:36 PM CDT
(7)
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shoover
July 7th, 2009
4:43:37 AM CDT
(-1)
i'm ed bradley... too soon?
Rafe
July 9th, 2009
7:21:25 PM CDT
(5)
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Brandon00151
July 6th, 2009
11:16:17 PM CDT
(0)
Views Yesterday 667 hmmmm..
TofurkeyJerky
July 7th, 2009
7:51:31 AM CDT
(0)
The whole Christianity thing wasn't working to well for me so why not?
marxmith
July 7th, 2009
8:15:44 AM CDT
(1)
5 for gif quality.
ObadiahtheSlim
July 7th, 2009
10:31:03 AM CDT
(2)
Well done Sir/Madam. (I liked the piano moon music)
Stonen
July 9th, 2009
3:29:46 AM CDT
(1)
5'd for Duck Tales music
jman99999
July 9th, 2009
9:43:04 PM CDT
(1)
The Church of Dansonism has just gained a new convert.
Electromancer
July 11th, 2009
12:31:48 PM CDT
(0)
You know, I would have 5'd this if all you did was have the background music. Ducktales Moon from NES on the piano? WIN!
Palooky
July 11th, 2009
1:02:56 PM CDT
(0)
Where did you get the music? I MUST HAVE IT.
MrSinistar
July 12th, 2009
10:53:23 AM CDT
(0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PhQAbH7iQ8
Gunnanator
July 12th, 2009
5:16:25 PM CDT
(1)
I will put money in the donation basket.