Billy Mays wipes with authority
Created on: May 31st, 2009
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SilverDollar 
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It's wiping 101 - You wipe, then you flip, then you polish.
Billy Mays + edits
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Compdude
May 31st, 2009
11:40:15 PM CDT
(14)
Billy Mays wipes his *ss with a Sham-Wow.
DrBreen
June 3rd, 2009
3:25:05 AM CDT
(0)
That's because it doesn't drip, and the camera guy always gets it.
CrazyRay
June 3rd, 2009
1:51:47 PM CDT
(0)
...and then your mother uses it as a tampon
CrazyRay
June 3rd, 2009
7:21:22 PM CDT
(0)
WS this NOW!
meaty
June 1st, 2009
12:34:09 AM CDT
(5)
another overrated site that all the downvoters in the world couldnt bring down...
b7571439
June 1st, 2009
1:07:38 AM CDT
(4)
you gotta show authority when you gotta show authority
SSgtTCZ
June 1st, 2009
1:10:13 AM CDT
(-1)
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(-1)
The sound goes on for waaaaay too long.
Mikebluez
June 1st, 2009
1:27:27 AM CDT
(4)
You wipe then you flip then you polish.
SilverDollar
June 1st, 2009
7:40:01 AM CDT
(2)
It's wiping 101
Greezy47
June 1st, 2009
1:58:26 AM CDT
(3)
5 for Billy Mays.
SilverDollar
June 1st, 2009
7:31:07 AM CDT
(4)
NSFW? Are you kidding me?
SilverDollar
June 1st, 2009
3:19:10 PM CDT
(5)
I should make a NSFW Billy Mays site so the mods have a frame of reference.
BloodyPython
June 2nd, 2009
4:07:06 PM CDT
(0)
Don't sweat the NSFW label. It doesn't change this awesome site in any way.
Eeyore
June 1st, 2009
11:35:16 AM CDT
(2)
You could cut your shoe with that.
Doomrock
June 1st, 2009
4:11:10 PM CDT
(3)
Oxy Clean will get those skidmarks out on the first wash
ASSCOCKredux
June 1st, 2009
4:47:23 PM CDT
(1)
billy mays. unfunny.
SilverDollar
June 1st, 2009
5:06:20 PM CDT
(7)
you can downvoat this if you like, but you know, and I know that you laughed your *ss off.
ASSCOCKredux
June 1st, 2009
8:34:43 PM CDT
(6)
you called it.
shadebrand
June 1st, 2009
8:54:52 PM CDT
(3)
holy sh*t, vote changed to 3.
ASSCOCKredux
June 1st, 2009
9:01:38 PM CDT
(8)
i did giggle, not gonna lie.
SilverDollar
June 1st, 2009
9:09:19 PM CDT
(3)
^that's an honest man there
Morgrist
June 2nd, 2009
3:35:58 PM CDT
(1)
+'d for ASSC*CKredux actually voting -for once- without mindlessly hitting the 1-star button.
BloodyPython
June 2nd, 2009
4:05:19 PM CDT
(1)
I'm posting in epic ACR comment thread.
badboybadd
June 2nd, 2009
8:41:25 PM CDT
(2)
I'm going to name my metal band ASSC*CKredux
Iwonderhowlongaccoun
June 2nd, 2009
3:30:52 AM CDT
(1)
SFW!!!!
MTown
June 4th, 2009
3:20:28 AM CDT
(1)
Wait, you polish after you wipe? I've been doing it wrong all these years?
SilverDollar
June 4th, 2009
8:44:09 AM CDT
(1)
Yeah, it would seem that wiping with authority makes a big mess.
chaosd1
June 4th, 2009
3:18:32 PM CDT
(0)
Pitchmen has given us such wonderful YTMND fodder.
CrazyRay
June 6th, 2009
3:01:22 PM CDT
(0)
Click the f*cking WS box...SFW!!!
ObadiahtheSlim
July 6th, 2009
8:12:28 AM CDT
(0)
Well done Sir/Madam