Picard is an angry drunk
Created on: April 28th, 2009
Picard is an angry drunk
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picard has a problem
picard
drank too much lol
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bongbadabongbadabong
April 28th, 2009
12:21:59 AM CDT
(0)
Ha! "geddout Q...Live long and ..*hic!* ..oh..oh Damn....how does that go again..."
dmaz
May 2nd, 2009
1:35:02 AM CDT
(1)
lol Sam Profitt
alphasuede
May 6th, 2009
10:57:43 AM CDT
(3)
Get out of my chair!
cdfisk
April 28th, 2009
12:24:23 AM CDT
(0)
awesome
DoomFrost
April 28th, 2009
12:27:25 AM CDT
(12)
Get out of my chair.
man-of-war
April 28th, 2009
8:18:15 PM CDT
(9)
GOOMC™
Goyutan
April 29th, 2009
6:47:54 PM CDT
(-3)
GOOMC™
wisdumcube
May 4th, 2009
2:23:18 AM CDT
(0)
That is by far the winning line of this site.
Improviser
April 28th, 2009
12:31:36 AM CDT
(17)
Everyone knows Jean-Luc Picard drinks Earl Grey tea, hot.
TheDoubleG
April 28th, 2009
2:05:50 PM CDT
(11)
But what few people know is that sometimes he takes his Earl Grey "Irish."
Raistlin
April 29th, 2009
3:23:24 PM CDT
(2)
Does number one make it so?
JohnnyTruant
May 3rd, 2009
8:25:01 PM CDT
(2)
Hot Tea has been linked to Throat Cancer
OmniIcyshelf
May 5th, 2009
1:17:57 AM CDT
(0)
hot tea is only dangerous if you drink it piping hot or close to boiling- you burn your throat enough, it's probably going to be like F*CKKK you and turn into like cancer or something
Alx328
April 28th, 2009
12:36:25 AM CDT
(3)
Git out of myyy chaaaairr!
redlinkmaster
April 28th, 2009
1:07:00 PM CDT
(6)
Git outtamy sschayer...
Dopplebanger
April 28th, 2009
12:48:44 AM CDT
(1)
picard you say? drunk you say? allow me tend to this accordingly.
LoadMan
April 28th, 2009
12:52:10 AM CDT
(1)
Simple yet effective
TheBeverage
April 28th, 2009
1:24:53 AM CDT
(1)
"I have no idea whatcha talking about..."
fearcondom
April 28th, 2009
1:33:51 AM CDT
(1)
I like the idea but you made it too slow to sound like he's drunk, the tempo distortion sort of kills it, I say speed it up just a bit or slow it waaaay down so it's totally insane
wisdumcube
April 28th, 2009
1:49:01 AM CDT
(5)
picard needs a more trashed look too imo.
fearcondom
April 28th, 2009
2:54:15 AM CDT
(2)
unfortunately, ThisAltMakesCrapSites
ThisAltMakesCrapSite
April 28th, 2009
3:20:23 AM CDT
(13)
Weeeee aaaaaallll maaaaake miiiiissttaaaaakes.
LegoLewdite
April 28th, 2009
6:54:52 AM CDT
(3)
Good enough for me, but there's no reason not to make it better. Plenty more potential in this concept, I think. Drunk Picard Fad for the next two weeks?
GBart
April 28th, 2009
1:38:27 AM CDT
(1)
Great screen caps. I love Q's hair especially
lickitwellhiem
April 28th, 2009
1:39:52 AM CDT
(0)
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jnorris441
April 28th, 2009
2:07:03 AM CDT
(6)
we've secretly switched jean-luc's earl grey with jack daniels...let's see what happens
MrSinistar
April 28th, 2009
2:14:54 AM CDT
(5)
drunk-robo-picard.
VomitingKermit
April 28th, 2009
2:22:59 AM CDT
(2)
Too much Romulan ale brings out the latent Locutus in Picard...
SvnStringRocka
April 28th, 2009
2:29:58 AM CDT
(5)
this needs to be followed up with "Pacard is blazed and mad"
fearcondom
April 28th, 2009
2:58:04 AM CDT
(8)
followed by "Pacard is high on crack and rapekills a crew member"
wick
April 28th, 2009
2:39:19 AM CDT
(4)
Get out of myy chhairr.
ThisAltMakesCrapSite
April 28th, 2009
3:19:27 AM CDT
(3)
Amenhotep2
April 28th, 2009
2:11:30 PM CDT
(0)
Nooblet
April 28th, 2009
3:24:49 AM CDT
(4)
TX TEEN CONVICTED OF BEATING AND SODOMIZING A LATINO YOUTH AT A PARTY
verscharren
April 28th, 2009
8:25:43 AM CDT
(1)
it was my birthday damn....
DarthWang
April 28th, 2009
3:38:04 AM CDT
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Dragged on too long
blkmge
April 28th, 2009
5:36:38 AM CDT
(5)
Right now I have other matters to attend to.
jman99999
April 28th, 2009
11:41:41 PM CDT
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RNIHOMTOT!
Squirrel1081
April 28th, 2009
6:30:09 AM CDT
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Dragged on and on. Didn't laugh once.
BloodyPython
April 28th, 2009
6:37:54 AM CDT
(0)
Epic.
HardCorey
April 28th, 2009
8:03:13 AM CDT
(0)
This show was great
verscharren
April 28th, 2009
8:24:51 AM CDT
(0)
FU Q 5!
Compdude
April 28th, 2009
10:18:11 AM CDT
(0)
Good idea; I kind of wanted Picard to ramble on with some dialouge outside that scene. That would've been hilarious!
norbizness
April 28th, 2009
10:26:56 AM CDT
(1)
Don't be the guy who messes with an obvious drunk for your own jollies, Q!
killabee
April 28th, 2009
10:50:02 AM CDT
(0)
I was halfway expecting Grey Goose.
Amenhotep2
April 28th, 2009
11:30:03 AM CDT
(2)
That other guy sounds like Ultra-Humanite from Justice League.
dctownes
April 28th, 2009
11:40:56 AM CDT
(3)
it got boring
Nusent2
April 28th, 2009
12:03:25 PM CDT
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That beer bottle ruined everything.
GordonFremen
April 28th, 2009
12:13:27 PM CDT
(0)
i thought it got funnier as it went on
Stig
April 28th, 2009
12:55:20 PM CDT
(1)
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
Stig
April 28th, 2009
12:56:04 PM CDT
(1)
I am waiting for PATRIK PACARD IS A MELLOW STONER, including EPIC.
clarky
April 28th, 2009
3:16:30 PM CDT
(1)
EPIC PACARD IS A HAPPY STONER
houseofcards
April 28th, 2009
3:44:33 PM CDT
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Too long, didn't watch. Also, 1'd for Picard.
Goneja
April 28th, 2009
3:55:55 PM CDT
(0)
lol
ILoveRuM
April 28th, 2009
4:05:00 PM CDT
(0)
oh to the facial expressions
milla
April 28th, 2009
4:50:58 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck that was funny
IkeScraper
April 28th, 2009
7:59:06 PM CDT
(1)
Q FTW also drunk in space
SSgtTCZ
April 28th, 2009
8:51:33 PM CDT
(0)
Romulan ale.
POS
April 28th, 2009
8:56:06 PM CDT
(0)
lol penisheadcard
jasonkrowe
April 28th, 2009
9:59:49 PM CDT
(0)
Thats not Picard, thats Locutus! RUN!
thehyecircus
April 28th, 2009
10:17:47 PM CDT
(0)
This is really awesome.
Smeagolisfree99
April 28th, 2009
11:31:01 PM CDT
(0)
Yes.....yes..........YES!
Stonen
April 28th, 2009
11:31:31 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
wick
April 29th, 2009
6:36:16 PM CDT
(0)
could speed his talking up and say hes an angry cokehead
maniackgb
April 29th, 2009
9:51:52 PM CDT
(0)
We're NOT FRIENDZzz
q959fm
April 29th, 2009
11:43:35 PM CDT
(0)
Get out of my chair.
ericcondon
April 30th, 2009
12:03:20 AM CDT
(2)
He should take the edge off by smoking a blunt on the USS Enterhighz.
Nuroticat
April 30th, 2009
2:36:10 PM CDT
(0)
I'm kind of obsessed with this.
Eldred
April 30th, 2009
3:25:55 PM CDT
(0)
if that was pacard he'd wish for an EPIC sandwich
troxxor
April 30th, 2009
11:08:25 PM CDT
(0)
Lets head to Mr. Spriggs and get us some ribs
Andr4s
May 1st, 2009
4:11:10 PM CDT
(0)
right now i have other matters to attend to lol!
adamsrib
May 1st, 2009
11:15:33 PM CDT
(0)
Get out of my chair
DvP84
May 2nd, 2009
10:16:14 AM CDT
(0)
I hope this becomes a fad. This is awesome!
Turtleproof
May 3rd, 2009
7:23:46 PM CDT
(0)
LOVE YOU.... LOVED YOOOOUU. LOVED YOOU. *Crew member falls over
Avunaten
May 5th, 2009
10:01:04 PM CDT
(0)
Get out of my chair!
Flameman
May 30th, 2009
6:26:57 AM CDT
(0)
We're not friends!
llamasoncrack
August 16th, 2011
7:24:34 PM CDT
(0)
I logged into an account from years ago just to 5 this.