Created on: March 8th, 2009

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whowillkillyou.ytmnd.com

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Uploaded late last night. Got downvoted by *ssh*les. Uploaded now. Missed esc sites. Made a new one. That's the gist of it.

Foreground Origin:

Your Killer

Sound Origin:

Oldboy

Keywords:

press

esc

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7	http://ytmnsfw.com/users/frenchbreadpizza/

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Achilles088

March 8th, 2009

6:40:39 PM CDT

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Pretty cool, stuff... Except now im afraid Bill Nye and Betty White are out to get me...

Akrom

March 9th, 2009

1:26:00 AM CDT

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wow how the f*ck did you do that? keyboard controlled ytmnd? AMAZING.

shadowspecies

March 9th, 2009

4:45:32 AM CDT

(3)

It said cholesterol is going to kill me, but all i could think about was how great that hamburger looked and how badly i wanted it despite it being 4 AM. And maybe thats what makes it all make sense.

Dopplebanger

March 9th, 2009

1:35:15 PM CDT

(3)

Wolf Blitzer in the Cloverfield with the Science.

DoomFrost

March 9th, 2009

6:17:14 PM CDT

(0)

I always wanted to be killed by Wolf Blitzer. Now my dreams will finally come true.

salkinRAWR

March 10th, 2009

4:28:54 PM CDT

(0)

Ive gotta finish C or i know who's gonna get me.... ihihihihihihihihihihihihih

man-of-war

March 13th, 2009

4:46:14 PM CDT

(0)

F*CK I CAN NOT RELOAD. DAMN YOU MAX.

KangarooKirby

March 13th, 2009

5:48:24 PM CDT

(0)

Wow. Guess I'd better watch out for... myself.

CrazyRay

March 13th, 2009

6:19:53 PM CDT

(0)

I knew it...that son of a bitch Blitzer wants to kill me

batchler

March 15th, 2009

5:17:56 PM CDT

(0)

Doesn't work with Google chrome :(

Klypto

March 16th, 2009

1:01:25 AM CDT

(0)

I swear, Al Gore is cheated into this thing.

GaryGnu

March 8th, 2009

6:41:34 PM CDT

(4)

OJ is in jail, so I'm going to try again.

GaryGnu

March 8th, 2009

6:42:10 PM CDT

(1)

sh*t, it's Betty White with a gun!

GaryGnu

March 8th, 2009

6:43:52 PM CDT

(3)

Why can't I get Gargamel?

frenchbreadpizza

March 8th, 2009

6:44:29 PM CDT

(10)

Keep trying. If you believe hard enough, Gargamel will kill you.

mistertug

March 8th, 2009

8:33:58 PM CDT

(0)

I'm going to die by my own hand, apparently. I could have told you that!

JuribbleDekSono

March 14th, 2009

2:01:55 PM CDT

(0)

I got Gargamel on my first try. What does that mean?

money-hat

March 8th, 2009

6:43:05 PM CDT

(5)

use Haley Joel Osmet for The Aids photo.

money-hat

March 8th, 2009

7:51:47 PM CDT

(2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsTUcuD7YA

hanktherapper

March 8th, 2009

8:06:47 PM CDT

(3)

http://aids3.ytmnd.com/

Eldred

March 10th, 2009

12:20:46 AM CDT

(1)

How you doin' little partner?

username1875

March 8th, 2009

6:43:32 PM CDT

(0)

Dinosaur :o

kekko

March 8th, 2009

6:50:07 PM CDT

(0)

Yourself is a pretty killer.

fearcondom

March 8th, 2009

6:50:49 PM CDT

(0)

i got the link on http://gabbly.com/www.ytmnd.com/

MrStump

March 8th, 2009

6:53:34 PM CDT

(4)

5 for Oldboy destiny music. Also, dinosaur

ryanmontana

March 8th, 2009

6:55:12 PM CDT

(0)

2009-03-08 09:18:51 ryanmontana Betty White with the revolver in Fay's drugstore +1 [reply] [+|-]

Weasel3689

March 8th, 2009

6:55:48 PM CDT

(-2)

needs safari command

mariostar06

March 8th, 2009

6:57:35 PM CDT

(-1)

resub

BobT

March 8th, 2009

7:00:30 PM CDT

(0)

I just got aids and cholesterol twice in a row. :/

mcroix

March 8th, 2009

7:00:46 PM CDT

(2)

it stopped on cloverfield, but my gabbly was blocking what it actually was, so i just assumed i'd die from a vagina

prairiedogeric10

March 8th, 2009

7:04:06 PM CDT

(0)

CHUCKY

Kernowyom

March 8th, 2009

7:11:04 PM CDT

(2)

I was hoping for oldboy cause of the music and i was rewarded with oldboy. 5

BloodyPython

March 8th, 2009

7:16:48 PM CDT

(0)

Chucky got me.

Ninpo707

March 8th, 2009

7:18:04 PM CDT

(4)

Science will kill me... And I'm a Physicist. D:

poopypants26

March 8th, 2009

7:33:55 PM CDT

(3)

Half Life.

hxrealm

March 14th, 2009

4:51:33 PM CDT

(0)

Cholesterol will kill me... And I'm a Vegan. D:

ASSCOCKredux

March 8th, 2009

7:25:43 PM CDT

(0)

apparently, science is going to kill me.

JohnnyTruant

March 9th, 2009

12:52:57 AM CDT

(1)

Science: Now Greater than Ever!

q959fm

March 8th, 2009

7:27:52 PM CDT

(-2)

French Bread Pizza? What a great idea! I'm gonna go make some right now!

jman99999

March 8th, 2009

7:32:30 PM CDT

(0)

How is Wolf Blitzer going to kill me?

frenchbreadpizza

March 8th, 2009

7:33:28 PM CDT

(13)

How isn't Wolf Blitzer going to kill you?

fearcondom

March 9th, 2009

7:18:35 AM CDT

(3)

Late at night with a lead pipe in the Situation Room

a-team

March 8th, 2009

8:00:47 PM CDT

(-4)

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hey i don't remake my websites whenever they get downvote *ssh*le, neither do most people here.

ottervomit

March 8th, 2009

8:01:41 PM CDT

(0)

BETTY WHITE!?!?? NOOOOOooooo I'm from Saint Olaf!!

Greezy47

March 8th, 2009

8:02:57 PM CDT

(4)

I like how there's no picture for ninja.

jasonkrowe

March 9th, 2009

10:33:20 AM CDT

(3)

You would never see the ninja coming.

blkmge

March 8th, 2009

8:18:14 PM CDT

(-2)

How the F@*& is this not #1?

yTmndC22

March 8th, 2009

8:18:17 PM CDT

(0)

Damn Wolf Blitzer got me! x(

miranelpepino

March 8th, 2009

8:22:07 PM CDT

(0)

I got Al Gore, but he already bored me to death with the talk of his childhood in An Inconvenient Truth

cretincretin999

March 8th, 2009

8:33:20 PM CDT

(0)

A ninja.

marxmith

March 8th, 2009

8:34:15 PM CDT

(0)

-1 for birch

MikStarYo

March 8th, 2009

8:56:49 PM CDT

(0)

Sh*t wolf blitzer's gonna kill me

dylanwtn

March 8th, 2009

9:24:58 PM CDT

(0)

BLITZER NOOOOO!

Mantera

March 8th, 2009

9:57:44 PM CDT

(0)

Apparently I get killed by a ninja... I find this suitable.

Connor12345

March 8th, 2009

10:03:54 PM CDT

(0)

LOL, Countrywide home loans.

MrSinistar

March 8th, 2009

10:44:34 PM CDT

(0)

Dang it...looks like Al Gore's gonna pay a visit soon.

StupidBoringAsshole

March 8th, 2009

10:55:25 PM CDT

(-1)

F*ck yeah, got the one I tried to get: a dinosaur! Needs to flick faster if you don't want people CHOOSING their killer.

March 8th, 2009

(-1)

March 8th, 2009

(0)

Dude, I just killed a ninja with the escape key, Im like a god or something!!!

DonaldMcRonald

March 8th, 2009

11:45:16 PM CDT

(1)

I will be killed by an Asian Robert Smith impersonator, apparently.

rushnerd

March 9th, 2009

1:46:44 AM CDT

(0)

DAMN YOU GARGAMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rushnerd

March 9th, 2009

1:48:54 AM CDT

(0)

I wasn't allowed to watch the Smurfs as a kid so this "death" is confusing, also.

Avendiel

March 9th, 2009

2:22:53 AM CDT

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don't not minus this comment

XxTopCatxX

March 9th, 2009

2:33:36 AM CDT

(0)

very creative!

btk88

March 9th, 2009

2:58:04 AM CDT

(0)

lol cool

jnorris441

March 9th, 2009

3:32:02 AM CDT

(0)

INACCURATE Domino's Pizza is not in there at all

maddog00

March 9th, 2009

9:45:11 AM CDT

(0)

No whammies...big bucks....STOP! Oh, Oldboy is going to kill me. Shucks.

jasonkrowe

March 9th, 2009

10:35:59 AM CDT

(0)

Apparently I will kill myself. How keen.

morningmimi

March 9th, 2009

10:45:28 AM CDT

(0)

this is fun

Adamant

March 9th, 2009

11:00:24 AM CDT

(0)

I use Chrome. Guess everything kills me then?

ZeroTron

March 9th, 2009

11:46:59 AM CDT

(5)

I got "Yourself", "Science" and "Dinosaur"... I guess that means I'm gonna remake dinosaurs and they are going to eat me like in jurassic park.

Tetrasnake

March 9th, 2009

12:36:47 PM CDT

(0)

Brilliant!

Porch-Monkey

March 9th, 2009

2:28:59 PM CDT

(0)

A dinosaur. Exactly the way I wanted.

makster

March 9th, 2009

2:46:06 PM CDT

(1)

The AIDS

Sandstorm7

March 9th, 2009

2:54:37 PM CDT

(0)

OJ Simpson

jokermausland

March 9th, 2009

3:00:27 PM CDT

(0)

Oh sh*t the Cloverfield!

Tacospeak

March 9th, 2009

3:14:35 PM CDT

(0)

Weee!

mcroix

March 9th, 2009

4:43:36 PM CDT

(0)

have donut guy / garth from waynes world

teddo

March 9th, 2009

4:59:10 PM CDT

(1)

The Aids

Ogyaf

March 9th, 2009

5:50:04 PM CDT

(0)

Science... Should have known.

Eldred

March 9th, 2009

6:17:07 PM CDT

(0)

5'd for betty white

Intellectawe

March 9th, 2009

6:43:32 PM CDT

(0)

I got OJ'd!!!!!!!

Decisivepumpk1n

March 9th, 2009

6:44:20 PM CDT

(1)

great site...

Fluk3

March 9th, 2009

6:50:05 PM CDT

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Esc does nothing so: 1

Trebar

March 9th, 2009

7:08:32 PM CDT

(1)

A Ninja...or 9021 Ninja's? Too dark to tell.

HitlerTookMyBiscuit

March 9th, 2009

7:19:10 PM CDT

(0)

Different and clever.

Morgrist

March 9th, 2009

7:22:24 PM CDT

(0)

I dreamed last night that Agatha Heterodyne would kill me in a freak death ray accident. What do I get? SCIENCE!

bongbadabongbadabong

March 9th, 2009

9:04:37 PM CDT

(0)

oh no!!! Bill Cosby's is comming after me! With his JELL-O and his Rap Music, and his Pudd'n Pops, and his New Coke, and his Kodak Film, and his dozens and dozens of Pokemons with the poke and the mon and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and he likes to Fah Ah Ah Oh Ah Ah!

Nusent2

March 9th, 2009

9:06:37 PM CDT

(0)

Oh god, this is the most creative site I have ever seen. WIN

SonicMonkey

March 9th, 2009

9:42:14 PM CDT

(0)

I got O.J.'d

decode

March 9th, 2009