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Randal Graves: Since when did porch monkey suddenly become a racial slur? Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago! Randal Graves: Oh, bullsh*t! My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors! Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike! Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Plus, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids well, or they'd put the sheeny curse on me. Dante Hicks: What the f*ck, man? Randal Graves: What? Dante Hicks: Sheeny's a racial slur, too! Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Dante Hicks: Yes, it is! Randal Graves: She never called any Jews 'sheeny', she just used to say sheeny curse a lot. It was cute! Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was