the pianist
Created on: February 13th, 2009
the pianist
fearcondom 
thepianist.ytmnd.com
potent pulsing painful pounding passionate piano porn
porn clip + piano pic
Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No.1
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darrel
February 13th, 2009
1:59:57 AM CST
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internet
jonthebaker
February 13th, 2009
2:01:43 AM CST
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What can I say? It's fearcondom.
Crowtrobot
February 13th, 2009
3:37:15 AM CST
(24)
The Penist?
momthinksimcool
February 13th, 2009
11:33:45 AM CST
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h3h
shadydragon
February 14th, 2009
4:17:33 AM CST
(15)
I made this comment from my iPhone
man-of-war
February 14th, 2009
3:19:13 PM CST
(3)
Pianos give great head.
cretincretin999
February 15th, 2009
5:21:05 AM CST
(2)
I thought it was Tim Roth at first.
CrazyRay
February 16th, 2009
4:15:30 PM CST
(1)
Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.
Claremonster
February 17th, 2009
8:50:38 AM CST
(0)
From this user, I expect quality. He has delivered it.
YourTheCoconutMan
February 13th, 2009
2:04:19 AM CST
(13)
*cue clever sex pun he can't think of right now*
YourTheCoconutMan
February 13th, 2009
2:24:47 AM CST
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hey what the? Minus me will you??????
kepledon
February 13th, 2009
3:27:19 AM CST
(2)
^haha, good one! 'MINUS' me! loollollo
Crowtrobot
February 13th, 2009
3:38:12 AM CST
(2)
Piano C*ck
GordonGekko
February 13th, 2009
3:10:05 PM CST
(6)
looks like he fine tuning her klavier
TofurkeyJerky
February 17th, 2009
4:13:31 PM CST
(3)
I believe you were looking for something along the lines of "a twelve-inch pianist"
killabee
February 13th, 2009
2:10:49 AM CST
(70)
PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!
gamekid
February 13th, 2009
2:25:28 AM CST
(43)
Yes! ...YES!
VomitingKermit
February 13th, 2009
3:03:36 AM CST
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More like PUMP the keys...amirite?
OmniIcyshelf
February 13th, 2009
3:06:07 AM CST
(21)
not right now you don't
n00beatz
February 13th, 2009
12:21:09 PM CST
(10)
Donkey punch the keys?
man-of-war
February 14th, 2009
3:21:22 PM CST
(8)
Classial music is orgasmic, some say.
Morgrist
February 16th, 2009
10:51:57 PM CST
(9)
"The creative process is like music which takes root with extraordinary force and rapidity"- Tchaikovsky.
hemishe
February 13th, 2009
2:14:47 AM CST
(7)
ACTING!
Montag
February 13th, 2009
7:45:34 AM CST
(5)
BRILLIANT!
man-of-war
February 20th, 2009
7:52:15 PM CST
(3)
DRAMATIC!
PirateSteve
February 13th, 2009
2:41:18 AM CST
(3)
I have no words to describe what I'm feeling right now
Greezy47
February 13th, 2009
2:50:42 AM CST
(14)
Is he giving or taking? Honestly, it's hard to tell, lol.
l33tCake
February 13th, 2009
3:07:50 AM CST
(6)
both
l33tCake
February 13th, 2009
3:08:22 AM CST
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needless to say, it was one crazy night.
shackleford1
February 15th, 2009
3:28:28 PM CST
(0)
agreed
OmniIcyshelf
February 13th, 2009
3:07:34 AM CST
(10)
This is art. In a very obscene, jerking-back-and-forth-in-orgasmic-pleasure sort of way.
OmniIcyshelf
February 13th, 2009
3:09:02 AM CST
(10)
My only beef with this site is that the pianist's legs aren't moving. He'd have to work awfully hard to keep his legs still with his upper body squirming around like that. But that's a trifle.
wisdumcube
February 13th, 2009
3:27:45 AM CST
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Also, you should add a woman's face on the side of the piano...No, that wasn't a serious suggestion.
wisdumcube
February 13th, 2009
3:22:13 AM CST
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When I read the image origin I finally saw what you did there, and then I lol'd. My only complaint: his legs don't move lol
jman99999
March 15th, 2009
11:14:41 PM CDT
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UH CAN'T FEEL MUH LEGZ!!!!!!!
kepledon
February 13th, 2009
3:25:57 AM CST
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You know what they say about musicians... they have great rhythm...
wisdumcube
February 13th, 2009
3:28:24 AM CST
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You know what they say about porn stars... they are good at making music...
Ochobobo
February 13th, 2009
8:13:38 PM CST
(2)
ALL TOASTERS...
ubermann
February 13th, 2009
3:33:21 AM CST
(32)
but i compose symphony's from there
Gravijar
February 13th, 2009
4:22:54 AM CST
(26)
not right now you don't
anarkhos
February 13th, 2009
4:05:48 AM CST
(2)
full of WIN!
Gravijar
February 13th, 2009
4:22:18 AM CST
(0)
Too awesome!
MrMuskOx
February 13th, 2009
5:40:39 AM CST
(2)
Who doesn't f*ck pianos?
MrMuskOx
February 13th, 2009
5:42:29 AM CST
(2)
btw is that you with the Tevas?
Backwash
February 13th, 2009
6:27:27 AM CST
(0)
lol you should find a girl giving a bj and have her play the flute. Perhaps a trumpet if it is a black guy
LegoLewdite
February 13th, 2009
6:35:57 AM CST
(8)
fearcondom: putting the c*ck in Khachaturian
blkmge
February 13th, 2009
6:45:46 AM CST
(5)
He seems really into it.
biologicalcomponent
December 15th, 2009
7:18:17 AM CST
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That's what she said.
Compdude
February 13th, 2009
8:16:01 AM CST
(0)
I like this.
WAFFLEZ
February 13th, 2009
9:50:20 AM CST
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fearcondom thought it was porn because it was called Naked.
Bloppy
February 13th, 2009
10:08:36 AM CST
(3)
lol. why would this guy play the piano with his shirt off?
tkx7
February 13th, 2009
12:33:58 PM CST
(4)
actually this was common practice by Beethoven during his studies in counterpoint at Vienna. This is why the period became known as Romanticism
AgentKoopa
March 1st, 2009
11:40:53 AM CST
(1)
Haha.
jasonkrowe
February 13th, 2009
10:09:46 AM CST
(2)
Twelve Inch Pianist?
ficklefackle
February 13th, 2009
10:27:07 AM CST
(10)
considering the vast array of porn subgenres, i'm surprised i haven't seen a porn opera yet.
vanceandroid
February 14th, 2009
9:16:42 AM CST
(9)
It wouldn't be over until the fat lady screams.
AgentKoopa
March 1st, 2009
11:41:26 AM CST
(0)
Wow, this YTMND is just a treasure trove of wordplay.
DarthWang
February 13th, 2009
10:27:15 AM CST
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Jonnycakes
February 13th, 2009
10:37:28 AM CST
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LOL! Bravo! What a novel idea. Of course you know Tchaikovsky was gay; I'm not sure if you used a clip from gay porn or not, but if you did then you would have made this YTMND site perfectly. I'll still give you 5 and FAV anyway. :D Cheers.
fourest
February 13th, 2009
10:41:38 AM CST
(4)
He seems pretty frustrated.
LoadMan
February 13th, 2009
9:51:29 PM CST
(2)
Must've hit the wrong key.
BTVagrant
February 13th, 2009
11:18:45 AM CST
(0)
:D
DukeNuke
February 14th, 2009
4:36:12 AM CST
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more like >XE
Drealgrin
February 13th, 2009
11:22:13 AM CST
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it needs to be more obvious what he's really doing.
JesterSupreme
February 13th, 2009
12:06:48 PM CST
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5! 5! A thousand times 5!
prairiedogeric10
February 13th, 2009
12:10:08 PM CST
(2)
this site is work for safe
tkx7
February 13th, 2009
12:27:44 PM CST
(8)
my favorite part is how he is able to sustain notes without moving his foot
shizzle5150
February 13th, 2009
12:51:36 PM CST
(2)
He is playing the sh*t out of it! LOL
NiteSky
February 13th, 2009
1:12:11 PM CST
(0)
5. Also, Bach.
prankster507
February 13th, 2009
1:59:58 PM CST
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does he also fear condoms?
Yugio666
February 13th, 2009
2:03:33 PM CST
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http://f*ggot-invoke.myminicity.com
TheElk
February 13th, 2009
2:11:50 PM CST
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I'm almost afraid to ask what he's holding in his hands.
Percival
February 13th, 2009
2:32:26 PM CST
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Inspired
Mnm1002
February 13th, 2009
2:46:56 PM CST
(0)
wow....
StolenName
February 13th, 2009
3:56:27 PM CST
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"the pianist" sounds like "the penis"
Nusent2
February 13th, 2009
4:01:23 PM CST
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Eh.
POS
February 13th, 2009
6:36:04 PM CST
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EEE
February 13th, 2009
8:21:58 PM CST
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But I compose from there!
BerryFC
February 13th, 2009
8:55:04 PM CST
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Big throbbing erect pianist indeed!
Igniter91
February 13th, 2009
8:57:39 PM CST
(4)
I'm curious, when did it occur to you that it looked like he was playing piano from the waist up?
fearcondom
February 13th, 2009
9:43:18 PM CST
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I have a YTMND filter that runs all the time
jnorris441
February 14th, 2009
2:06:09 AM CST
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you know yanni f*cks his piano like this on the weekend
Nuroticat
February 14th, 2009
2:58:24 AM CST
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So romantic.
Wordle
February 14th, 2009
5:46:12 AM CST
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This site is quality.
Stoneriten
February 14th, 2009
8:58:46 AM CST
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Love those combos...artistic!
PinkUniscorn
February 14th, 2009
10:12:37 AM CST
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IM HITTING THE KEYS SO HARD I JUS MIGHT BREAK THEM
powderedtoastman2112
February 14th, 2009
10:33:56 AM CST
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Best image editing ever. I like Tchaikovsky, too.
Zid
February 14th, 2009
1:12:24 PM CST
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That made me laugh so hard, a snot bubble came out of my nose.
syncan
February 14th, 2009
2:13:54 PM CST
(3)
Quite brilliant actually
fearcondom
February 14th, 2009
3:46:24 PM CST
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thanks, it was an inspired moment
Intellectawe
February 14th, 2009
3:25:18 PM CST
(0)
lolz
iownzu5
February 14th, 2009
4:37:54 PM CST
(2)
Porn is always one inch from becumming a ytmnd. Always...
CyrisMustang
February 14th, 2009
7:16:51 PM CST
(1)
No matter how vigorous he plays the piano, it doesn't hide the fact that he's paralyzed from the waist down.
igR
February 14th, 2009
10:05:01 PM CST
(0)
Bravo.
Cygnus
February 15th, 2009
3:00:03 PM CST
(0)
5'd for the greatest piano concerto ever written
RancorPlague
February 16th, 2009
4:21:46 PM CST
(1)
It looks like the original clip had him holding onto something as he's piledriven from behind. I wonder about your choice of adult entertainment, fearcondom.
Eeyore
February 16th, 2009
7:54:33 PM CST
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Odd, I just finished watching The Pianist, but this is Holocaustic in a whole different way.
MattyStu
February 16th, 2009
10:14:30 PM CST
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another great one. brilliant even
Backwash
February 17th, 2009
7:32:20 AM CST
(1)
I just reliazed he is wearing sandels. He must be German :O
kamelred69
February 17th, 2009
10:44:03 AM CST
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I kid you not, his facial expressions reminded me of my 6th grade music teacher. It's ok to love music, just dont LOVE music
SWNut
February 17th, 2009
3:57:26 PM CST
(1)
And by don't LOVE music, he means don't f*ck your piano.
meaty
February 17th, 2009
6:44:53 PM CST
(1)
u rock man LOL
CaptainRescue
February 17th, 2009
7:43:50 PM CST
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Wait, why is he playing the piano shirtles- OOOoooooooohhhh!
Scotty-Tay
February 18th, 2009
9:47:28 AM CST
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It's almost frightening how well his throes of ecstasy are timed with the piano chords. I need to l2piano like this man.
Deli
February 18th, 2009
2:07:05 PM CST
(1)
In a weird way this is actually beautiful and artistic.
Vashthestamper
February 18th, 2009
8:42:21 PM CST
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Pianos are for porn
civiliansam
February 18th, 2009
9:25:32 PM CST
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I wonder if he was pitching or catching?
directory
February 18th, 2009
11:44:26 PM CST
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stupid didnt even watch
Farmers
February 19th, 2009
8:56:36 AM CST
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brilliant
igR
February 19th, 2009
11:43:31 AM CST
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Nice shoes!
TobyTheRobot
February 19th, 2009
4:13:51 PM CST
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This took some f*cking vision.
OtisWild
February 19th, 2009
4:20:17 PM CST
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Was that pr0n? For some reason I'm thinking Mike Nichols' _Naked_..
WAFFLEZ
February 20th, 2009
11:57:15 AM CST
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http://i40.tinypic.com/8xj8li.gif - Mike Leigh's 'Naked', actually.
Iheartgames101
February 19th, 2009
9:08:59 PM CST
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Mesmerized by his hair. 5.
mrdarky
February 20th, 2009
4:01:41 AM CST
(1)
Stupendous penis concerto!
salami
February 20th, 2009
11:28:07 AM CST
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wow hahahaha
Trey153
February 20th, 2009
12:21:14 PM CST
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This guy knows style with the Teva's.
saala
February 20th, 2009
3:36:30 PM CST
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this baby gets better every time i watch it
zomglolwtfzor
February 20th, 2009
5:54:47 PM CST
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nazi ass, tchaikovsky's piano concerto no. 1 is copyright zomglolwtfzor you should know this
taylorson
February 20th, 2009
8:02:11 PM CST
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Fearcondom... you have brought me more joy through this site than anything else has in the world. I only hope I die before you do.
casseo
February 23rd, 2009
5:23:11 PM CST
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This is f*cking amazing.
alphasuede
February 25th, 2009
2:47:53 AM CST
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The legs add so much lol.
AgentKoopa
March 1st, 2009
11:39:48 AM CST
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Holy cow. I don't believe that's an actual porn clip, it's so perfect.
prairiedogeric10
March 9th, 2009
12:23:22 AM CDT
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I keep cumming back to this site so FAV'd... lol I made a funny
pharaohmobius
March 30th, 2009
9:28:34 AM CDT
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he's not playing that piano, he's raping Brahms while Brahms plays the piano
pharaohmobius
March 30th, 2009
4:32:07 PM CDT
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(+2 for not correcting my idea that Brahms is getting raped in this ytmnd)
isa98
May 15th, 2009
12:13:13 PM CDT
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He's really hard on that piano... Waaiiit that cum out wrong... Damit i did it again. >:( WAIT.
Lastimero
July 14th, 2010
11:44:21 PM CDT
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Tobias alert
JamesLipton
June 17th, 2009
7:15:56 PM CDT
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Sweet Jesus! I need a towel in a bad way
jaydawg7
September 26th, 2009
4:46:12 PM CDT
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I love it when you Bach that *ss up.
bobby-guapo
October 20th, 2009
11:33:27 PM CDT
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this is your best site.
MuToiDMaN
November 10th, 2009
6:45:33 AM CST
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This is the essence of YTMND.
ardy
September 1st, 2010
2:24:14 AM CDT
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You don't even watch [u]porn[/u] that isn't from the 80's.

Still your best site ever.
geographyp
February 20th, 2011
9:21:18 AM CST
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Definitely should have gone with Liszt.
FlamingTP
September 2nd, 2016
10:07:53 PM CDT
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Yeah, fuck that piano.