CAPOTNJT
Created on: December 26th, 2008
CAPOTNJT
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CAPOTNJT - also thanks to red-wolf76 on the "count" heads up
Count and Picard on the New Jersey Turnpike
Simon & Garfunkel - America
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Sameoneasyours
December 26th, 2008
9:12:20 PM CST
(0)
Captain Picard on the New Jersey Turnpike. 5.
dmaz
December 26th, 2008
10:14:57 PM CST
(2)
15E.
LegoLewdite
December 26th, 2008
9:17:44 PM CST
(-1)
wierd, it's like kathy's song has been following me the last couple days.
cretincretin999
December 26th, 2008
9:33:04 PM CST
(0)
How funny, I just recently discovered this song and fell in love with it.
StupidBoringAsshole
December 26th, 2008
10:38:28 PM CST
(4)
Wow, took me a WHILE to hear "counting the cars" instead of Captain Picard.
Gremlinz
December 29th, 2008
11:28:50 PM CST
(0)
Count and Picard on the NJ turnpike
doink9731
December 26th, 2008
10:42:02 PM CST
(0)
Old people driving down the middle of the road is frightening in any century.
Flopsy
December 26th, 2008
10:43:47 PM CST
(5)
I LIKE HOW HE'S DRIVING IN BOTH LANES
cretincretin999
December 27th, 2008
1:12:30 AM CST
(2)
I like the alpine scenery in the back window.
Mokai
December 27th, 2008
4:45:01 AM CST
(14)
I like how he's driving in the reverse direction of the roadsigns.
cretincretin999
December 27th, 2008
5:16:47 AM CST
(4)
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Logos
December 27th, 2008
10:09:47 AM CST
(8)
That's pretty normal for the New Jersey turnpike.
ryanmontana
December 27th, 2008
11:19:23 AM CST
(4)
I like how he dishes out the money to have a European licensed vehicle shipped across the Atlantic Ocean to New Jersey.
Spaztick
December 27th, 2008
2:30:09 PM CST
(0)
I like how he wears his Star Trek outfit even when driving in traffic.
Fredzy
December 27th, 2008
5:34:01 PM CST
(0)
i like how he's driving some car from another planet in america.
isonoe
December 29th, 2008
8:06:39 PM CST
(1)
i like to touch myself at night
shadebrand
December 29th, 2008
9:50:37 PM CST
(0)
I like how the licence plate isn't properly labeled.
Reds
December 26th, 2008
10:57:13 PM CST
(1)
14a is bayonne
Kacen
December 26th, 2008
11:06:26 PM CST
(-2)
Oh my God...best ever Dew Army...plus I'm from New Jersey.
prairiedogeric10
December 26th, 2008
11:07:44 PM CST
(0)
Gonna bookmark this song so I remember to add it to my iPod
DarthWang
December 26th, 2008
11:55:08 PM CST
(2)
You're actually getting better - keep it up and maybe some day your sites can be as good as mine
Skizzick
December 26th, 2008
11:59:41 PM CST
(0)
I'm off Exit 3
skaneinateit
December 29th, 2008
2:24:36 PM CST
(0)
BOO
Tokers
December 27th, 2008
12:46:34 AM CST
(0)
Took a while to realize it was Cap'n Picard rather than Countin the Cars as the orig lyrics.. thus 4.. but the 4 is cuz you used Picard, who rocks. Nice.
DukeNuke
December 27th, 2008
4:55:40 AM CST
(2)
caupten pecard
braxton
December 27th, 2008
7:24:38 AM CST
(0)
har har
jasonkrowe
December 27th, 2008
10:36:28 AM CST
(1)
Captains Log, Stardate 12.17-2008...Ive been traveling through New Jersey on the wrong side of the road in an attempt to make contact with another mysterious lifeform....the Jersey Devil.
Goneja
December 27th, 2008
10:41:53 AM CST
(-3)
It's not as fun as it looks, even with the Picard song blasting.
Bodominjarvi
December 27th, 2008
1:05:52 PM CST
(0)
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(0)
f*ck new jersey
Kaizen666
December 27th, 2008
4:31:47 PM CST
(0)
Pacard needs to pick a lane.
MediocreMarvel
December 29th, 2008
8:18:54 AM CST
(0)
F*ckin Jersey drivers
Brandon00151
December 27th, 2008
6:41:03 PM CST
(2)
He's Driving OVER THE LINE!
jasonkrowe
December 28th, 2008
11:37:52 AM CST
(1)
Even though THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!
Darklurkr
December 27th, 2008
7:51:38 PM CST
(1)
WRONG WAY!!
Energieko
December 27th, 2008
10:28:44 PM CST
(0)
i take the garden state parkway instead... less truckers
Baka-Neko
December 28th, 2008
5:20:14 AM CST
(0)
They are not allowed on the Parkway, no kidding.
exquisiteCadaver
December 28th, 2008
7:39:19 AM CST
(0)
parkway is nicer
TheDamnRobots
December 30th, 2008
10:25:51 PM CST
(0)
Too many Tolls on the Garden State parkway. Its still alot nicer then the pike, much easier to get anywhere in the state from the Gsp I just dont like stopping every ten exits.
SuperBanana
December 28th, 2008
10:18:54 AM CST
(1)
Why doesn't the license plate say NCC1701D? Why is he driving a Vauxhall Corsa in New Jersey? This is a travesty!
Compdude
December 28th, 2008
7:52:58 PM CST
(5)
Would it be better if he was driving a Ford Galaxy?
chibidw
December 29th, 2008
7:52:31 PM CST
(4)
Could be worse, could be an Enterprise rent-a-car.
BoredJedi
December 28th, 2008
1:15:05 PM CST
(0)
Old people shouldn't be allowed to drive
cretincretin999
December 28th, 2008
7:31:09 PM CST
(2)
starships.
POS
December 28th, 2008
6:20:38 PM CST
(0)
Teenage ninja jenga turtles
Stoneriten
December 28th, 2008
7:42:48 PM CST
(0)
Indeed indeed
marxmith
December 29th, 2008
8:11:36 AM CST
(3)
Needs toll booths
knowles
December 29th, 2008
9:06:00 AM CST
(0)
instant 5'd.
GordonFremen
December 29th, 2008
10:30:41 AM CST
(0)
Fantastic
GordonFremen
December 29th, 2008
4:24:15 PM CST
(1)
Nice update! FAV is maintained
Drealgrin
December 29th, 2008
11:01:58 AM CST
(-2)
lol, kind of like... boring.
tupacshakur32
December 29th, 2008
12:38:17 PM CST
(-2)
zomg it sounds like hes saying counting the cars on the new jersey turnpike
red-wolf76
December 29th, 2008
1:37:08 PM CST
(-3)
Nice idea, but weak execution. Would have lulzed more over the Count and Pacard on the New-Jersey-Turnpike... "Seven Pacard... ah, ah, ah!"
joesixpack
December 29th, 2008
2:41:22 PM CST
(1)
and so it was
fearcondom
December 29th, 2008
2:43:22 PM CST
(3)
make it so
iliketrannys
December 29th, 2008
5:31:22 PM CST
(2)
the Count adds much depth to this otherwise shallow New Jersey turnpike.
shadebrand
December 29th, 2008
9:53:25 PM CST
(1)
Needs count dooku instead (maybe tom cruise + oprah joke?)
Compdude
December 29th, 2008
10:07:15 PM CST
(3)
I liked it better as Captain.
italianice388
December 30th, 2008
6:36:09 PM CST
(0)
makes a world of difference with count
Enterprisee
December 29th, 2008
4:24:31 PM CST
(0)
At first I was like :| But then I :D
mrdarky
December 29th, 2008
10:28:46 PM CST
(1)
Count and Picard on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Ginsain
December 29th, 2008
10:49:39 PM CST
(2)
Fearcondom: Delivering A+ content since 6/6/2006 OH WTF? 666? that explains it.
Seedyweed
December 30th, 2008
12:23:56 AM CST
(0)
Picard AND the Count in one ytmnd... pfffttt.. insta 5
thehyecircus
December 30th, 2008
3:10:29 AM CST
(3)
The look on Picard's face tells me he wants to get out of New Jersey.
joesixpack
December 30th, 2008
9:21:10 AM CST
(0)
That car aint from around here
anystrom
December 30th, 2008
9:42:46 AM CST
(0)
wow
CrazyRay
December 30th, 2008
11:44:48 AM CST
(1)
I can't tell that it's New Jersey because you made the sky blue
westifer
December 30th, 2008
6:19:00 PM CST
(0)
Obviously a new mega-classic involving Picard. He made it so.
doink9731
December 30th, 2008
7:39:25 PM CST
(0)
After a while they need to crash.
Kacen
December 30th, 2008
8:14:39 PM CST
(0)
Get rid of the count you made it less funny. Un fav'd as a result.
Kacen
December 30th, 2008
8:16:15 PM CST
(0)
You've destroyed the straightforward simplicity of the original.
tikkimann
December 30th, 2008
8:36:36 PM CST
(0)
There have been a lot of YTMND that make acronyms their titles to hide their meaning, but this one looked like it was an actual word to me, or an abbreviation. I was like "Capote Ninja Time?! THAT'S AMAZING!" Subsequently, your YTMND was underwhelming, sir.
morningmimi
December 30th, 2008
8:54:53 PM CST
(1)
you should of just made an other one instead of editing this one.
directory
December 31st, 2008
6:27:30 AM CST
(2)
are you literally retarded (not trying to be mean)
Nusent2
December 31st, 2008
7:06:13 PM CST
(-1)
1'd for that god-awful animation.