John McChestpain
Created on: September 29th, 2008
John McChestpain

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vrinfidel
September 29th, 2008
12:33:00 AM CDT
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I'm getting a vision of Benny Hill and the gang wheeling the stretcher over every bump imaginable on the way to the ambulance. The rear doors are closed haphazardly. The ambulance is ran up onto the curb as it tries to speed away and the stretcher rolls out the back and down the street. Benny Hill jumps out the back and, animated, jumps up and down yelling (no sound) as the ambulance drives off. Benny Hill runs off in the direction of the stretcher. The ambulance passes the camera in reverse...
vrinfidel
September 29th, 2008
12:35:12 AM CDT
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...the ambulance comes back through slowly, moving forward, with Benny Hill pushing the stretcher trying to catch up. They finally get it in the ambulance and drive off. Benny Hill holds what he thinks is the respirator over the patient's face, but really it's a jock strap. He's distracted as he argues with the other medics. The patient passes out behind him. He looks back and replaces the jock strap with the respirator. The patient's eyes pop wide open and he starts struggling...
vrinfidel
September 29th, 2008
12:35:48 AM CDT
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...the camera cuts to the stencil on the side of the tank. It reads: "Concentrated Fart Spray - For Gag Use Only." Benny Hill gets a silly look on his face.
vrinfidel
September 29th, 2008
12:51:59 AM CDT
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Not that I would wish anyone ill will, but I can't see a picture like this and pass up the golden opportunity to make a joke in poor taste.
vrinfidel
September 29th, 2008
12:52:29 AM CDT
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Note: This is not an endorsement for the other side. I think both of these establishment tools are pathetic.
MurdarMachene
September 29th, 2008
1:15:47 AM CDT
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this is a funny joke
MurdarMachene
September 29th, 2008
2:17:27 AM CDT
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p.s. 500 idiotic comments no one but me will even glance at GG idiot
vrinfidel
September 29th, 2008
4:31:10 AM CDT
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Sometimes I do this as much for my own entertainment as anything else. Nobody said my job was to entertain you. You left your downvote. Now move along, move along, nothing to see here.
MurdarMachene
September 30th, 2008
4:43:18 AM CDT
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good point. I make ytmnd's for the same reason. I gotta say though, this was just horrible.
vrinfidel
October 1st, 2008
5:50:35 AM CDT
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Shrug. Making complicated (read: awesome) ones can be time consuming, and is often not really even worth the effort. Either it goes unnoticed, or gets dissed over something trivial like the description or the citation. I have several half-finished YTMNDs in the pipeline. Don't know if I'll ever get around to completing them.