THE GODDAMN ROBOT JOHN!
Created on: August 22nd, 2008
THE GODDAMN ROBOT JOHN!
In the year 2035 a toilet-phobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robotic bidet, which leads to a larger threat to humanity.

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7 http://www.google.com.hk
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?THE GODDAMN ROBOTS, JOHN! by giggity-giggity

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August 22nd, 2008
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f*ck quicktime I REFUSE TO INSTALL IT
August 22nd, 2008
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http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/6/8/76866c8702c0dc319446c2bbab5c3b59.mp3
August 22nd, 2008
(5)
INSTALL quicktime I REFUSE TO f*ck IT
August 22nd, 2008
(0)
Apple Software Update 22.6 MB INSTALL NOW
August 22nd, 2008
(2)
John McCain's veep is a toilet robot?
August 22nd, 2008
(1)
Will Smith feuds with all KINDS of potty mouths in this cinematic masterpiece
August 22nd, 2008
(10)
this made rye whiskey come out of my nose and I was drinking gin and I wasn't even laughing and I don't have a nose
August 22nd, 2008
(8)
are you a GODDAMN ROBOT?
August 22nd, 2008
(3)
Zip Zop ZOOBTY bop.
August 22nd, 2008
(1)
Why were you looking up toilets on Wikipedia?
August 22nd, 2008
(9)
in soviet russia, toilet pee's on you!
August 22nd, 2008
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That would've made this site much funnier.
August 22nd, 2008
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Now where's THE GODDAMN ROBOT TOLIET PAPER so I can GOD DAMN WIPE MY ASS.
August 22nd, 2008
(0)
also ?
August 22nd, 2008
(6)
lol in the future they use three seashells
August 22nd, 2008
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August 22nd, 2008
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image and text with a singular focus
August 22nd, 2008
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it's to wash your vagina.
August 22nd, 2008
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A gay man's heaven. I wonder what the PSI is on that thing.
August 22nd, 2008
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IT'S OVER 9000!
August 22nd, 2008
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The creepy part is I looked up bidet on wikipedia for the first time yesterday. I feel like I have a connection to the GODDAMN ROBOT JOHN.
August 22nd, 2008
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Why is shouting at THE GODDAMN ROBOT JOHN!? Also, why is THE GODDAMN ROBOT JOHN! peeing?
August 22nd, 2008
(0)
Machine, not a robot
August 22nd, 2008
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Robots need not be anthropo- or biomorphic.
August 22nd, 2008
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wiww smiff got sprayed by the bidet.
August 22nd, 2008
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retarded
August 22nd, 2008
(0)
Tubgirl the toilet?