He's no Jedi
Created on: July 6th, 2008
Billy Mays endorsement improves a products effectiveness by 10%. Because he said so.
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| GRWeston | $7.95 | ||
| Sponsor this site! | Total: $7.95 | Active: $0.00 | |
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| (4.57) | 848 | 257 | 169 |
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| 30 | https://www.google.com/ |
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His commercials ARE action films. He's a superhero. And his utility belt is made of Hercules hooks and mighty putty formed into a stylish chain. His suit is immaculate, because he washes it with Oxy-clean, and no kids will play ring-around-the-toilet when he's near, because he's use his nuke-u-lar arse-inal of ka-boom!
i was raised on a ranch down in my rugged ol town. i am the epitome of ruggedness. i grew up a young lad with my two little dirty dogs. i was born with the manly ability to be rugged. it is not a gift its a talent. and in order to maintain that talent it took beef, punches in the neck, and more beef. along with life long lessons from my beefy papi. when i was a young rugged lad i was eating a slap of beef when one day my papi came and said "in life you must be rugged" and from then on i eat beef and i am more rugged than most. i am indeed more rugged than anyone because they do not have the right amount of beef in there system. i am here to spread the love of beef and ruggedness. EAT BEEF AND MAYBE YOU will be 1/193 as rugged as i and my 2 big dirty dogs
Hi billy mays here for the new storm trooper armor shine. You don't need a cabinet full of cleaners to bring your armor back to showroom white. Were offering the storm trooper armor shine for 2 easy payments of $9.95 but if you call in the next five minutes I'll throw in the the ewok killer at no additional charge to you... just pay shipping and handling. If you are not happy with the storm trooper armor shine return it for a full refund and keep the ewok killer as my gift to you.
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