Something Frightening Haunts Jessica Alba
Created on: June 15th, 2008
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It makes sense if you think about it. For one thing, using brian wouldn't make sense since jessica alba is an adult female. I'm pretty sure black Michael Jackson (turned-werewolf) liked women, so his use is not exclusive to pedo jokes. And another thing: brian peppers has been used infinitely more times than michael jackson, and thriller is a better song than the that theme from chrono trigger.
Every generation, Michael prowls the night for warm, tasty flesh of the living famous. Werewolves bring people back to their basic instincts of predator prey. And because of that Michael is reduced back to his biological need to reproduce. Hence where Jessica fits in to this equation. He'll be back to prowl on the cold, clammy flesh of the famous young before the night is over...
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