Jurassic Park: Abridged Version
Created on: June 14th, 2008
Jurassic Park: Abridged Version
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Jurassic Park, Slight Edit
Jurassic Park, John Williams (JP Theme)

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YourTheCoconutMan
June 14th, 2008
11:06:15 AM CDT
(7)
Welcome.... to Jurassic Park....
Ochobobo
June 14th, 2008
11:22:33 AM CDT
(5)
that's what I meant to say 2 hours ago when we first got here 2 hours ago
jnorris441
June 14th, 2008
11:23:23 AM CDT
(0)
one of the best rifftrax ever
Brandon00151
June 14th, 2008
12:10:49 PM CDT
(14)
HOLY F*CKING SH*T, IT'S A DINOSAUR, JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE F*CK?! OH MY F*CKING GOD, F*CKING DIONSAURS! HOLY SH*T! WHAT THE F*CK?!
Claremonster
June 14th, 2008
12:51:01 PM CDT
(-3)
The Complete Works of Michael Crichton (abridged) by the Reduced Shakespeare Company would be a marvelous show...
killabee
June 14th, 2008
1:08:04 PM CDT
(-5)
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Holy f*cking sh*t it's a dinosaur! Jesus Christ what the f*ck! Oh my f*cking God, f*cking Dinosaurs! Holy sh*t, what the f*ck!
manofiorn
June 14th, 2008
3:43:16 PM CDT
(2)
^ repetition is the essence of waiting too long
Smeagolisfree99
June 14th, 2008
5:25:43 PM CDT
(3)
You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
Smeagolisfree99
June 14th, 2008
8:02:29 PM CDT
(0)
F*ck you.
Gravijar
June 15th, 2008
5:27:33 AM CDT
(0)
'Slight Edit'
notmyalt
June 15th, 2008
2:56:20 PM CDT
(0)
F-F-F-FOUREST FIRE!!!
momthinksimcool
June 15th, 2008
5:11:19 PM CDT
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could have done without the credits to abridge it more, i also don't remember them getting steped on in the movie gona rewatch it right now
scorpkris
June 15th, 2008
11:15:09 PM CDT
(0)
I THOUGHT FOUREST DIED, WTF?
MkidTrigun
June 16th, 2008
9:23:01 PM CDT
(1)
"We have a T-Rex." "When do we eat?"
DoomFrost
June 18th, 2008
8:38:23 PM CDT
(3)
Chuck Norris played a special role as Chuck Saurus. Scene had to be deleted because no one stood a chance.
tkx7
June 14th, 2008
11:10:10 AM CDT
(6)
THAT'S DINO DNA
TallestSkil
June 14th, 2008
12:05:22 PM CDT
(0)
The mosquito will land on the branch of a tree...
Happy-Cat
June 15th, 2008
3:28:08 PM CDT
(6)
Hold on to your butts.
jetz
June 14th, 2008
11:29:42 AM CDT
(11)
I havent made a comment since may 27th
Claremonster
June 14th, 2008
12:58:11 PM CDT
(-2)
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(-2)
I havent made a comment since June 14
developer
June 15th, 2008
6:06:39 AM CDT
(-1)
I havent made a comment since June 14
shoover
June 15th, 2008
10:15:30 AM CDT
(0)
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(0)
I havent carmined a comment since August 8
CrazyDiamond
June 15th, 2008
5:43:41 PM CDT
(1)
I havent made a comment since ATE.
Nuroticat
June 24th, 2008
2:07:55 PM CDT
(0)
I haven't made a comment since May 4th. I missed me.
mantenna
June 14th, 2008
11:47:39 AM CDT
(-12)
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(-12)
John Mccain has an army of rubber wombats in his ass, poised to detonate a bomb in the center of the moon, releasing the souls of woolly mammoths who will in turn, establish a corporate empire centered around selling cat food made out of the flesh of elves
Improviser
June 14th, 2008
11:48:05 AM CDT
(0)
lol @ 4est site
Rosardo
June 14th, 2008
11:56:00 AM CDT
(1)
Chuckle
filibuster
June 14th, 2008
12:01:49 PM CDT
(5)
Better than the actual film
Compdude
June 14th, 2008
12:15:42 PM CDT
(0)
S'okay.
darkartz
June 14th, 2008
12:34:52 PM CDT
(0)
S'purdy good
Kaizen666
June 14th, 2008
1:04:42 PM CDT
(2)
1ed because all you do is take movies and make YTMNDs out of them because a user can't have a theme to them on YTMND you MUST make different things or else you are just LAWL OMG ZOMG WTF ROFLDARTHWANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!111!111!111
Claremonster
June 14th, 2008
1:11:57 PM CDT
(1)
And your point is?
Kaizen666
June 14th, 2008
1:17:55 PM CDT
(3)
People bust on his YTMNDs being nothing but clips from films, but why can't a users have a theme? It's an unjust criticism which extends from users not caring much for his antics regarding voting.
MasterSpider
June 14th, 2008
1:36:52 PM CDT
(1)
This is the white rabbit, whatever it did, it did it all, but with the key checks off the computer couldn't file the key strokes
kepledon
June 14th, 2008
1:55:11 PM CDT
(-1)
AWESOME I love you fourest.
mcearlgrey
June 14th, 2008
2:17:59 PM CDT
(2)
LIFE .... FINDS A WAY
pauljue14
June 14th, 2008
2:19:31 PM CDT
(2)
dats perdy gud
LoadMan
June 14th, 2008
2:32:41 PM CDT
(1)
Honestly, who cannot see this site and not remember "HOLY F*CKING SH*T, IT'S A DINOSAUR..."
wick
June 16th, 2008
1:54:54 AM CDT
(0)
holy sh*ttttt what the f*ckkkkkkkkk...
Phernoree
June 14th, 2008
2:44:41 PM CDT
(4)
my only recommendation is that ian should be laughing....
fourest
June 14th, 2008
2:47:15 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
I actually reversed those frames, but imagine if i didn't.
Smeagolisfree99
June 14th, 2008
5:29:45 PM CDT
(1)
Agreed with phern.
AndySavage
June 14th, 2008
5:57:26 PM CDT
(5)
must go faster
Scanner
June 14th, 2008
2:47:26 PM CDT
(5)
Saw that coming, but it still didn't take away from its glory.
Uberbobben
June 14th, 2008
3:59:25 PM CDT
(7)
Saw it coming a mile away...but I still laughed.
Chowdah
June 14th, 2008
4:28:55 PM CDT
(0)
wow
DarthWang
June 14th, 2008
4:59:54 PM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
You should know that I always watch your sites to the end before deciding to vote on them
fearcondom
June 14th, 2008
5:24:49 PM CDT
(-1)
skirie dinausorz
AndySavage
June 14th, 2008
5:57:57 PM CDT
(1)
jeff goldblum
wisdumcube
June 14th, 2008
6:06:36 PM CDT
(1)
Your best site in such a long time. You know what this really needs though? Jeff goldblum retriever snarling.
fourest
June 14th, 2008
9:16:02 PM CDT
(-1)
is it better with or without you think?
Smeagolisfree99
June 14th, 2008
8:04:09 PM CDT
(4)
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
everblink5
June 14th, 2008
9:52:14 PM CDT
(4)
but if the pirates of the caribean ride broke down the pirates didn't EAT the tourists!
Synod
June 16th, 2008
4:05:08 PM CDT
(2)
But imagine if they did....
hotblack
June 14th, 2008
8:14:45 PM CDT
(-1)
holy freaking sh*t its a dinosaur holy shiiiit what the fuuuuuuuck!
dmaz
June 14th, 2008
9:21:21 PM CDT
(-1)
I love you for still making sites, lol
WanderingPaladin
June 14th, 2008
11:39:36 PM CDT
(3)
You forgot Dodgson. But still funny.
Logos
June 15th, 2008
12:34:46 AM CDT
(0)
Ah! Ah! AHH!
Gzalzi
June 15th, 2008
1:24:41 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
MTown
June 15th, 2008
2:41:48 AM CDT
(-2)
The dino that comes in at the end is the best
Spacetree
June 15th, 2008
2:56:12 AM CDT
(0)
Anything with Jurassic Park is insta-5. An internet for you.
theultrayik
June 15th, 2008
4:38:44 AM CDT
(3)
i saw the joke coming within about 2 seconds of this site starting
TehD-LucksEdition
June 15th, 2008
4:57:22 AM CDT
(0)
BLOOD SUCKING LAWYER
fudgeboy
June 15th, 2008
6:41:43 AM CDT
(0)
The way Michael Crichton wanted it...
roboraptor
June 15th, 2008
6:49:18 AM CDT
(0)
I spared no expense.
Ownager
June 15th, 2008
10:04:46 AM CDT
(1)
A masterpiece in storytelling.
vin7392
June 15th, 2008
12:34:17 PM CDT
(0)
please add goldblum sound.
MuToiDMaN
June 15th, 2008
2:08:05 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, perhaps one of those "uh..." noises that he has chosen to use to define his character
paulrnelson
June 15th, 2008
1:24:36 PM CDT
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there should be an abridged version of this site
MuToiDMaN
June 15th, 2008
2:06:48 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
"slight edit"
koolaider
June 15th, 2008
2:22:01 PM CDT
(4)
You didn't say the magic word.
C-Euro
June 15th, 2008
3:31:58 PM CDT
(0)
I fived two fourest sites in the same day? Holy sh*t.
Wootsat
June 15th, 2008
6:17:43 PM CDT
(0)
what does that mean? I don't know what that means
kujo62
June 15th, 2008
6:20:39 PM CDT
(0)
just what i needed
the8ball
June 15th, 2008
6:58:12 PM CDT
(2)
It's a Unix system! I know this!!!
Akrom
June 15th, 2008
7:17:56 PM CDT
(0)
saw it comming.
WeirdWolf
June 15th, 2008
7:22:33 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL!
LordNu
June 15th, 2008
7:34:02 PM CDT
(0)
Blood Sucking Lawyer.
Eldred
June 15th, 2008
8:49:58 PM CDT
(0)
DO YOU HEAR ME, DO YOU? YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE KHAN
hanktherapper
June 15th, 2008
7:40:58 PM CDT
(0)
Meh, I chuckled a little.
Azumarill
June 15th, 2008
9:08:49 PM CDT
(0)
saw it coming a mile away, but I laughed anyway
Cupchange
June 15th, 2008
9:53:19 PM CDT
(-1)
Jesus Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
somnombulist
June 16th, 2008
1:32:59 AM CDT
(0)
I like this version better.
prairiedogeric10
June 16th, 2008
8:35:35 AM CDT
(0)
well, good-bye YTMND until Friday. I'm off to Denver soon
Logos
June 16th, 2008
9:28:26 AM CDT
(0)
Don't view this YTMND! Fourest is working for the frizzies! FIGHT THE FRIZZIES!
Evilbunny
June 16th, 2008
12:12:07 PM CDT
(0)
saw that coming from a mile away. Didn't stop it from being awesome, though.
MasterAL
June 16th, 2008
12:52:42 PM CDT
(0)
AWWW you left out Gennero
Prede
June 16th, 2008
1:27:39 PM CDT
(0)
wow so last decade, so funny, I love it
FlounderFoot
June 16th, 2008
3:45:58 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha
Fobyix
June 16th, 2008
11:19:44 PM CDT
(0)
Was expecting the front 2 to get stomped. Was not expecting ending. Would watch again.
MrsBadExample
June 17th, 2008
2:04:17 AM CDT
(-1)
Someone remembered Hammond died!
salkinRAWR
June 17th, 2008
10:02:22 AM CDT
(0)
THE END
CAvenger
June 17th, 2008
6:07:59 PM CDT
(-3)
Needed to be on a video site. YTMND isn't for short films.
leet-shoe
June 18th, 2008
2:21:42 AM CDT
(-1)
every site you make is gold
leet-shoe
June 18th, 2008
2:22:19 AM CDT
(-1)
oops freudian slip
shawtay
June 18th, 2008
2:57:07 AM CDT
(-1)
5'd for Goldblum's face fall.
thetruequaid
June 18th, 2008
4:56:06 AM CDT
(-1)
PLEASE GOD DAMN I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP! Needs more Samuel Jackson!
Wesyeed
June 18th, 2008
7:01:54 AM CDT
(-1)
Hold on to your butts.
CaptainRescue
June 18th, 2008
3:33:50 PM CDT
(-1)
I giggled
SirJesusOfNarnia
June 18th, 2008
5:24:34 PM CDT
(-1)
If only there were a way to incorporate Timmy saying "I threw up."
the8ball
June 18th, 2008
6:38:06 PM CDT
(0)
I won't tell anyone
tigerman
June 18th, 2008
9:54:11 PM CDT
(-1)
best ytmnd i've seen in ages
POS
June 19th, 2008
2:42:01 PM CDT
(-1)
ror
philkid3
June 19th, 2008
5:27:40 PM CDT
(-1)
I was excited for this just when I saw the name.
philkid3
June 19th, 2008
5:33:42 PM CDT
(-1)
I was excited about this the minute I saw the title.
philkid3
June 19th, 2008
6:42:39 PM CDT
(-2)
-1 for repeating yourself.
RedFrog
June 23rd, 2008
10:05:42 AM CDT
(-1)
+1 for getting excited.
ChibiGoku
June 19th, 2008
5:56:59 PM CDT
(-1)
BLOOD SUCKING LAWYER.
mushroom
June 20th, 2008
10:41:34 PM CDT
(-1)
Hurray!
Kammes
June 21st, 2008
12:30:27 AM CDT
(0)
buh ore ing she eye it
egonym
June 23rd, 2008
2:02:47 PM CDT
(0)
"boring sh*t"
hahawierdo
June 21st, 2008
10:40:45 AM CDT
(0)
predictable but funny
tricolor
June 22nd, 2008
1:30:35 AM CDT
(0)
Based on the 5 Second Movies.
PinkUniscorn
June 22nd, 2008
7:41:16 AM CDT
(0)
T rex ftw
MuppetMan
June 24th, 2008
12:31:37 PM CDT
(0)
LOL Great!
Weyland-Yutani
June 25th, 2008
1:15:49 AM CDT
(0)
dfg?
patronsaintofpoison
June 26th, 2008
4:28:47 AM CDT
(0)
YES O GOD
TetrisBradley
June 26th, 2008
8:05:12 AM CDT
(0)
I don't know why i 5'd this perhaps it was the t-rex
dethrattle
June 27th, 2008
2:09:16 AM CDT
(0)
holy f*cking sh*t f*cking din.. oh f*ck it.
jasonkrowe
June 28th, 2008
2:14:52 PM CDT
(0)
Best.Movie.EVER
zomglolwtfzor
August 3rd, 2008
6:20:14 PM CDT
(0)
Funny Ytnd 5
Yozetty
November 16th, 2008
9:28:41 PM CST
(0)
I forgot what a masterpiece this was.
StolenName
November 29th, 2008
1:09:04 PM CST
(0)
A 5 just for having Jeff Goldblum in the keywords.
predator905
December 25th, 2008
1:27:05 AM CST
(-1)
playing mario death music when they got stomped would have done it for me