My Drunk Wife wants a divorce
Created on: May 31st, 2008
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A: "So I don't punch you in the face" = you lose... thsi wont help you
B: she is still a bitch, create a seperate bank account now and start squirreling awya money...
C: DO NOT GET THAT BITCH PREGNANT
D: DO NOT STAY MARRIED TO HER FOR 7 OR MORE YEARS.... then she gets half... of everything... including your social security...
smash (smsh)
v. smashed, smashˇing, smashˇes
v.tr.
1. To break (something) into pieces suddenly, noisily, and violently; shatter. See Synonyms at break.
2.
a. To throw or dash (something) violently so as to shatter or crush. See Synonyms at crush.
b. To strike with a heavy blow; batter.
3. Sports To hit (a ball or shuttlec*ck) in a forceful overhand stroke.
4. To crush or destroy completely: smashed all resistance.
kick her in the c*nt. not really, you are LUCKY that you have someone to call UR WIFE... a lot of us dont even have that privilage. so slap her in the face and tell her to wake the F*CK UP. u two should be glad u have each other and try to make it work. respect each other and do things out of love for one another. if u cant, maybe you dont deserve each other and should be shot.
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Marriages like this one happen and people are always sreaming how it's -gay- marriage that'll ruin the meaning of marriage. The only reason people fear gay marriage is because we gays would make it look too easy. This site only reassures how gay boys like myself have it easier not having to deal with women. :P
This sounds like me and my ex :( Also, Braxton, I think you just kept the argument going in hopes of it getting really heated so that you could post it on YTMND. It really was a pointless argument, and you shoud have have stopped it a lot sooner. You know, just hold your tounge and walk away, especially if you really love her and want to remain married. That also doesn't mean be a complete pussy, but if you wanna stay married you gotta learn how to stop arguing over bullsh*t.
Wow, that was dumbest thing I've ever heard.
You blame her for being the cause of all your argument, yet fail to notice how much your childish behavior directly contributes to the perpetuation of those arguments.
Take some advice dude. Learn when to shut up. Life is a lot smoother when you stop trying to be right all the time.
Now this is the part of your relationship where one of you needs to man up, realize that you are arguing over something stupid, and just end the fight, by any means necessary. You need to use your gusto and charm to change the subject back to something that will calm her down, or she needs to realize what a bitch she is acting like, and just drop it.
Man up and punch that bitch in the face. She has a horrible whiny monotone for a voice and nothing she says leads to anything, it's just bitchy horse sh*t. Also I sense some daddy problems there, maybe daddy interrupted her when she was younger. Get that bitch to counseling, but not on your dime. good luck with the murder!
Dude, at minimum, you should try to get her off alcohol and figure out what she's actually pissed off about. Not to be f*ggy, but there's something inderlying, and she's f*cked up over it. Might not even have anything to do with you. She's your wife, dude. Even if she's an *ss to you, you owe her help with whatever her problem is. Not that I'm any better at this sh*t than you are.
"That you're a ninja f*cking master!!" LOLOLOL!!!
On a serious note though, I agree with her on the interrupting thing, but it does sound like she took it a little overboard and did a bitchy slam of the laptop and storm upstairs when the situation didn't really deserve it at all. Maybe a, "Um, could you maybe not be a douche and interrupt me?!", but not a laptop slam/storm upstairs. Then of course it probably escalated from there. So, the interruption was your fault, she over-reacted and turned
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