The Truth behind Jesus Block
Created on: July 1st, 2005
The Truth behind Jesus Block
catwatch 
jesusblockstory.ytmnd.com
The real story behind Jesus being blocked!
by me
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Nox
July 1st, 2005
11:54:24 PM CDT
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I think I've seen this before.. But it's still cool and clever. 5 stars :)
catwatch
July 1st, 2005
11:56:04 PM CDT
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I made this YTMND weeks ago but deleted right away because it was buggy and slow. But I fixed it up now.
leileilol
July 2nd, 2005
12:01:34 AM CDT
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5, now we just need one with jesus's account suspended
plafu
July 2nd, 2005
12:03:36 AM CDT
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to me, it's still way too slow to have any humor left in it by the time it's supposed to start getting funny
TPIRman
July 2nd, 2005
12:04:02 AM CDT
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Why does Satan click "No"?
catwatch
July 2nd, 2005
12:07:25 AM CDT
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To: TPIRman. He doesn't lol. It's the Greek version of Windows XP. I just wanted to make it seem more realistic with Greek words.
LJenkins
July 2nd, 2005
12:21:34 AM CDT
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I was gonna vote 5 until I saw the pic of "Jesus"
OriginalSin
July 2nd, 2005
12:35:59 AM CDT
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The pic of "Jesus" made it worth it. Sound gets a little annoying though.
krazejim
July 2nd, 2005
12:40:33 AM CDT
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not bad
MonsterOfTheLake
July 2nd, 2005
12:45:49 AM CDT
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Awesome.
father-superior
July 2nd, 2005
1:18:39 AM CDT
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Get a less annoying sound for a 5.At least put in the other fire spirit sound.
Dave2600
July 2nd, 2005
2:29:41 AM CDT
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The music kills it
AnUltimateBeing
July 2nd, 2005
2:39:50 AM CDT
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if it werent so damn slow itd be good....and the end pic ruins it too
saa
July 2nd, 2005
2:52:36 AM CDT
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Not that good
catwatch
July 2nd, 2005
2:58:50 AM CDT
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Testing new sound, tell me what you think. Also the gif works fine on Firefox. It lags a little on IE and I don't know why.
HotCarl
July 2nd, 2005
4:16:17 AM CDT
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very nice
Malarkee
July 2nd, 2005
6:03:03 AM CDT
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5'd
BlackWolf4830
July 2nd, 2005
8:29:13 AM CDT
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f*cking thing takes forever to load. NOBODY types that slow. Sorry, but it's getting a 1.
Peanut
July 2nd, 2005
8:56:01 AM CDT
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WINNAR. It is a bit slow... as slow as my dad at typing >_>
masa
July 2nd, 2005
9:47:46 AM CDT
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If that's really the case. Satan was using gaim. not AIM.
Trev-MUN
July 2nd, 2005
10:06:44 AM CDT
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I didn't really like the original "block Jesus," but this one is grand. Fiven!
alpha89
July 2nd, 2005
10:34:03 AM CDT
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rofl awesome 5 stars
SuperYoshi89
July 2nd, 2005
11:15:30 AM CDT
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LOL GTFO
oomba
July 2nd, 2005
11:38:33 AM CDT
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what is that music?
Monocle
July 2nd, 2005
12:11:18 PM CDT
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Needs more "Requiem for a Dream".
OzzieAlThor
July 2nd, 2005
12:28:53 PM CDT
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A bit slow. Still Funny. Youget 4 stars for effort.
BrickTamnland
July 2nd, 2005
1:25:19 PM CDT
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Good idea but I personally think Jesus was portrayed as being much harsher than he actually was. I think it would have been better if you had put something like "accept me as your savior and experience the life everlasting" or something of that nature.
BrickTamnland
July 2nd, 2005
1:25:55 PM CDT
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4/5 for the creativity though
HKK
July 2nd, 2005
2:24:54 PM CDT
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You need to speed the gif up, its way to f*cking slow.
destina
July 2nd, 2005
2:26:21 PM CDT
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It's much better sped up, but I still don't agree with the premise. It's well executed, though, so I can't help but give you points.
catwatch
July 2nd, 2005
3:19:15 PM CDT
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OK I remade gif to suit IE users, tell me if it lags.
SupaJSilver2
July 2nd, 2005
3:39:45 PM CDT
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-1 because Satan hit no, -1 because you said "all of a" instead of "all of the" 3/5.
Pharisaic
July 2nd, 2005
4:46:10 PM CDT
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So what is the song title?
ieatlivepuppies
July 2nd, 2005
5:17:41 PM CDT
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You should've stopped the buddy icon animation when you were doing the typing, it's different in every frame so it freaks out. You also shouldn't have put in every letter being typed, makes it way slow and boring to watch. Funny idea though.
destina
July 2nd, 2005
5:42:12 PM CDT
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The song title is "Escape" I believe. It's track #17 in Craig Armstrong's "Plunkett & Macleane" soundtrack album.
koopakong
July 2nd, 2005
6:01:28 PM CDT
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its great
father-superior
July 2nd, 2005
6:17:32 PM CDT
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thank you
audioslave39
July 2nd, 2005
6:36:15 PM CDT
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4 because too slow
catwatch
July 2nd, 2005
8:03:54 PM CDT
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The song is: : Craig Armstrong - Escape. It can also be found on the Romeo Must Die Soundtrack.
Jaku
July 2nd, 2005
8:55:14 PM CDT
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SO DAMN SLOW >_< I won't vote
ashpoop
July 2nd, 2005
9:39:24 PM CDT
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This is pretty damn epic.
TheRaven7
July 2nd, 2005
9:51:23 PM CDT
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Satan hits no, and he is shown using the wrong version of AIM.
Fooliano
July 2nd, 2005
10:01:37 PM CDT
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I'm not a moron.
saltydawgs
July 2nd, 2005
10:18:26 PM CDT
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too bad on Jesus's computer screen, there is no IM box... p.s. what is GTFO?
saltydawgs
July 2nd, 2005
10:20:28 PM CDT
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and you guys are idiots...THIS IS NOT SLOW AT ALL, maybe you should get off dial-up bizatches
Peanut
July 2nd, 2005
10:25:21 PM CDT
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It was changed recently, good job on the change although it's still a *little* slower than one should type... but oh well it's better than before.
PatMan33
July 2nd, 2005
11:17:37 PM CDT
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Yay! 5!
countnubula
July 3rd, 2005
2:21:51 PM CDT
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hahahaha...niiceee
dtmlopronlm53
July 15th, 2005
3:54:57 PM CDT
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nice, that guy looks like jerry garcia lol
dtmlopronlm53
July 15th, 2005
4:08:00 PM CDT
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although id change it to make it say 'yes' and 'no', thatd be funnier
troutkilgoretrout
July 24th, 2005
9:57:03 PM CDT
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Hoorah.
Lemau
July 30th, 2005
2:14:27 PM CDT
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A winner is you
Salta
August 1st, 2005
9:08:56 AM CDT
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hehe
CheezWhizWarrior
August 8th, 2005
12:07:43 AM CDT
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THAT IS SLOWER THAN MY GRANDMA TYPING WHILE TAKING A sh*t ON THE KEYBOARD AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE VIRUSES OUT OF AOL
Crippler
August 10th, 2005
10:34:05 AM CDT
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lol Jesus never took typing classes.
Red1JackFoster
October 22nd, 2005
11:19:31 PM CDT
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That isn't a very good outreach method. He will end up turning more away from Christ then bringing them to him. The love of Christ can only be shared through demonstrating it, not threatening.
IAmTheCheese
October 28th, 2005
12:35:11 AM CDT
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That was hysterical! 6 out of 5!! ...oh wait, I can't do that.. oh well, 5 for you!
Dux00rs
December 4th, 2005
9:58:11 AM CST
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LoL Jesus should know Satan lives in hell anyway
inkdrinker
December 24th, 2005
12:16:56 PM CST
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Ancient joke that isn't really funny. That and Satan decides NOT to block Jesus.
Dahman
January 8th, 2006
6:42:32 AM CST
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instant 5.
Spotz
March 17th, 2006
12:11:25 AM CST
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Lovely.
Timski
May 8th, 2006
10:38:20 PM CDT
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Funny because Satan talks like a moron.