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Created on: May 26th, 2008
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Heh, it's funny how all these medicine commercials always show dumbass women doing tai chi or some other equally retarded thing. It seems like when women take dangerous side effect meds they get the urge to act stupid in public, I think they are better off playing tennis and riding horses with their ultra absorbing vagina sponges.
The errection line made me explode into uncontrollable laughter. It's called "priapism" BTW so henceforth people can say "5 for priapism." Now I better delete my history because someone might do a google search on my computer for elephants and see that I searched for "erections lasting longer than four hours" and be like, "Why were you searching for this?!" And then I'd have to make some comment about how horny I am and bang her. On second thought, let's not delete my history just yet.
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