Global Warming ANALYSiS: We Stayin Fresh
Created on: April 27th, 2008
Global Warming ANALYSiS: We Stayin Fresh
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Zipzinger
April 27th, 2008
4:15:33 PM CDT
(10)
The fact that Wendy's burgers come in a space and packaging efficient square shape leads me to believe that they were at some point frozen. I mean come on, did they kill the cow right behind the register?
g0ast
April 30th, 2008
12:48:37 AM CDT
(8)
Yes, I saw them do it.
GordonGekko
May 1st, 2008
7:25:02 AM CDT
(4)
whoa, he stole that guys tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
dmaz
May 1st, 2008
11:44:23 AM CDT
(2)
FINALLY, someone who isn't misinformed about this whole isse!
yiddish
May 1st, 2008
2:05:53 PM CDT
(-1)
I smell featured user.
badboybadd
June 27th, 2008
10:13:17 AM CDT
(-1)
nah they are just kept refrigerated rather than frozen in a freezer... i used to work there. its a bullsh*t way of deceiving the audience in their commercial to appear "better" than they are. its still fast food.
thehyecircus
June 29th, 2008
2:33:10 AM CDT
(1)
I think this is either proof that Wendy's is behind Global Warming, or that we all will have somewhere to eat in a few years. Plus all Global Warming means is Solar Panels will become a viable source of alternative energy!
laundry
April 27th, 2008
4:19:23 PM CDT
(9)
it's (like) a pizzone! it's huge!
OmniIcyshelf
May 1st, 2008
2:37:12 AM CDT
(7)
The Pizzone is yours alone!
ebenezer
May 1st, 2008
4:15:11 PM CDT
(7)
wutcha got there?
Turtleproof
July 1st, 2008
4:11:12 PM CDT
(1)
Looks like the elephant is having Gack! anal leakage.
Gerg
April 27th, 2008
4:22:43 PM CDT
(2)
Aw girl, you nasty
dascoot
April 27th, 2008
4:23:22 PM CDT
(3)
Hey what's that heffalump doing, peeing or something?
hanktherapper
April 27th, 2008
4:30:04 PM CDT
(7)
I haven't been to Wendy's in a while. Maybe I'll eat there tonight. But probably not.
Locke5
April 27th, 2008
4:34:05 PM CDT
(-1)
YES YES
DarkTree
April 27th, 2008
5:11:04 PM CDT
(6)
The hot urine melts ice glaciers
nutnics
April 27th, 2008
8:12:04 PM CDT
(6)
analysis:way better than fast food
g0ast
April 30th, 2008
10:34:34 PM CDT
(4)
Elephants make green poop. The more you know¯™
ryanmontana
April 27th, 2008
10:39:31 PM CDT
(3)
Stayin' fresh till midnight or later
deerhunter69693
April 28th, 2008
8:33:57 PM CDT
(9)
the baconator could kill 5 small children
Crusty
June 26th, 2008
3:00:41 PM CDT
(9)
the baconator *is* 5 small children
uncomfortable
April 29th, 2008
12:30:12 AM CDT
(4)
NIQQER
Eldred
April 29th, 2008
11:34:24 AM CDT
(2)
tired of the same lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it?
surfinbrant
April 29th, 2008
12:01:11 PM CDT
(10)
The burger has had conspicuously few sunspots this year.
CreepPipe
April 29th, 2008
7:25:22 PM CDT
(6)
Fresh never frozen. The best way to enjoy a corpse.
icenine0
April 29th, 2008
7:38:52 PM CDT
(7)
global warming's just gonna be a bunch a lame-o fun n burgers!?
evilregal
April 30th, 2008
1:16:42 AM CDT
(6)
The gods must be yummy.
lowcast
April 30th, 2008
11:07:59 AM CDT
(4)
hey guys think max would let us start our own club??!
swamphox
April 30th, 2008
10:14:51 PM CDT
(4)
5'd for penis gourds
wisdumcube
April 30th, 2008
10:26:40 PM CDT
(3)
peeing elephant
Captain-L337
April 30th, 2008
10:40:38 PM CDT
(0)
I prefer the TCBCR thankyouverymuch
Eldred
May 1st, 2008
11:25:12 AM CDT
(0)
THE NEW MCDLT
Branch
April 30th, 2008
11:47:56 PM CDT
(1)
If meats was meant to be freezed wouldn't cows live in Antarctica?? LOLOLOL
xcrissxcrossx
June 1st, 2008
10:32:22 AM CDT
(0)
If meat WASN'T Ment to be frozen why wouldn't it last more than 3 days unfrozen without becoming moldy?
Wootsat
May 1st, 2008
3:33:30 AM CDT
(2)
I like sites that make me express mirth, pleasure, derision, or nervousness with an audible, vocal expulsion of air from the lungs that can range from a loud burst of sound to a series of quiet chuckles and is usually accompanied by characteristic facial and bodily movements better
Phernoree
May 1st, 2008
5:46:04 PM CDT
(1)
or just sites that feature men w/ carrot penises.
PatienceKing
May 1st, 2008
4:34:25 AM CDT
(1)
First time i saw that jive, the mental translation came across as "Greater Chance of Spoilage!!!" Frozen Meats FTW. In other news: Vibrant image with kickin' track get 5'd!!!
stilanas
May 1st, 2008
6:36:57 AM CDT
(0)
Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
TheGreatGatsby
May 1st, 2008
7:33:26 AM CDT
(6)
You want something to put your mind at ease about global wharming? K. Take a glass of water and fill it with ice cubes. Let the ice cubes melt completely. You'll notice that the water level in your glass has in fact been reduced.
hormiga
June 27th, 2008
3:05:13 PM CDT
(0)
You will also notice that there is more free water in the system (the glass) that is the problem: there will be more water in the environment that was formerly trapped in ice caps. Not to mention the complete destruction of arctic habitats.
ambulo
June 28th, 2008
9:03:49 PM CDT
(1)
Fill a bowl half-way with water and put some ice cubes in. The ice cubes will float. Now, wait for the ice cubes to melt. You will notice that the water level has in fact risen.
thehyecircus
June 29th, 2008
2:32:10 AM CDT
(1)
Ice is h20 in frozen form, but it is not water, which is h20 in liquid form. So the water level in the glass went from "nothing" to "something".
hormiga
May 1st, 2008
9:05:03 AM CDT
(3)
Is the elephant jazzing on the ground????
Turtleproof
July 1st, 2008
4:13:50 PM CDT
(0)
Are you implying that Jazz Jackrabbit should be rated M?
Brandon00151
May 1st, 2008
11:53:50 AM CDT
(2)
BURGER DA SKIES LEAVES DA AIR SMELLING LIKE BEEF ONIONS AND CHEESE! HALLELUJAH!
jax1492
May 1st, 2008
6:12:38 PM CDT
(0)
love it
egonym
May 24th, 2008
11:30:11 PM CDT
(0)
Hey! i recognise that elephant
dyskrasia
May 29th, 2008
8:43:07 AM CDT
(0)
This is classic Click right here.
ambulo
June 26th, 2008
11:26:09 AM CDT
(5)
Sites like this give me hope for YTMND.
Click
June 26th, 2008
3:24:37 PM CDT
(0)
put it in the time capsule
ambulo
June 27th, 2008
4:51:59 AM CDT
(0)
I think one reason YTMND might suck now is that sites stay up so long on U&C, so the solid 4.0X sites like this one, which may have limited appeal to a popular audience, are pushed down by sites with more accessible humour (usually video game nostalgia, or MasterSitsu-esque pop-culture mashups). It really is a shame that YTMND has been so steeped in a particular brand of humour. Actually, sometimes I think "featured users" is a good idea after all, and just needs to be extended to be more inclusive.
Akrom
June 26th, 2008
2:31:33 PM CDT
(-9)
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(-9)
this just proves if u decide to get a good rating, certainly paying for it wont help u. hahahahahahhahahah suker
Lycandy
June 26th, 2008
2:33:48 PM CDT
(-1)
Is the naked black guy trying to buy the burger from the elephant?
Father-McKenzie
June 26th, 2008
7:00:41 PM CDT
(2)
random never funny
pgn2b
June 27th, 2008
7:31:24 PM CDT
(1)
that happened in my backyard
Allofmybros
June 28th, 2008
12:08:19 AM CDT
(1)
What's the song?
Turtleproof
July 1st, 2008
4:15:27 PM CDT
(0)
Afrika Bambaataa - "B-More Shake"
Vinyl-Monster
June 28th, 2008
12:42:13 AM CDT
(0)
nice beat man
Deathacorn
June 29th, 2008
12:54:20 AM CDT
(0)
Are you trying to say Wendy's burgers are made from Elephant? I f*cking knew it.
MasterAL
June 29th, 2008
11:38:23 AM CDT
(0)
It reminds me of "It's a Pizzone!" which is a glorious thing for you my friend.
mcearIgreey
June 29th, 2008
4:01:17 PM CDT
(0)
norrithesexy
June 29th, 2008
11:30:29 PM CDT
(0)
Just another piece of proof that the King is God.
norrithesexy
June 29th, 2008
11:31:00 PM CDT
(1)
Why? BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE STEAKHOUSE. GOSH. PEOPLE ARE SO BEHIND THE TIMES.
Turtleproof
July 1st, 2008
4:09:25 PM CDT
(0)
Putting the anal in analysis. Also work-safe'd.
LikesMuscularGirls
July 1st, 2008
5:57:32 PM CDT
(-1)
Viral marketing is the suck.
Drealgrin
July 4th, 2008
10:17:45 AM CDT
(1)
IM WEARING A penIS GOURD TOO
tricolor
July 4th, 2008
2:57:53 PM CDT
(0)
Peeing elephant
Anig
July 4th, 2008
9:39:11 PM CDT
(1)
YTMND is under a viral marketing attack by the fastfood industry. Click is actually head of the Wendy's marketing staff.
pussinboots
July 9th, 2008
9:28:41 AM CDT
(0)
lol nice
Turtleproof
April 4th, 2014
12:17:07 AM CDT
(0)
Six years. It has been six years and I found this by searching "penis gourd." Thanks, Max. Take a load off.