The Epic Retelling of a Black Mesa Source Application
stingerwolf 
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This is my application to the Black Mesa Source mod for HL2. They didn't like my app so much :( http://forums.gamernode.com/showthread.php?t=19281
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Osama
April 6th, 2008
2:34:23 AM CDT
(11)
This guy can sell me this.
GBart
April 6th, 2008
4:01:42 AM CDT
(1)
i like the site it is funny like funnier than most of the other sites up lately you are a good ytmnder that is a really good find i love all these half life fan fics and whatnot that have been parodied lately this is really funny and i like it a lot especially the part about dr breen keeping slaves omg what was that kid thinking
GordonGekko
April 6th, 2008
10:13:48 AM CDT
(1)
BERNIE CALHOUN?
Osama
April 6th, 2008
12:26:19 PM CDT
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you wrote this, seriously. your retarded. your ytmnd is still funny though.
dbomob
April 6th, 2008
4:33:03 PM CDT
(-1)
please tell me gbart was writing that in the style of this site on purpose.
man-of-war
April 7th, 2008
6:32:41 PM CDT
(0)
EEPPPPIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Cliffington88
April 6th, 2008
2:46:02 AM CDT
(16)
can i buy crack from you?
Smith-Man
April 6th, 2008
2:47:29 AM CDT
(7)
Who are the green guys?
kornwin
April 6th, 2008
8:00:49 PM CDT
(0)
spawn points for YOU. (main character/gordon freeman) i need to go outside more and not play around so much with hammer edit.. :[
NicoGomez101
April 7th, 2008
6:10:22 PM CDT
(0)
They are OBVIOUSLY casts of gr33nscr33n.
MrMuskOx
April 6th, 2008
2:57:23 AM CDT
(11)
pausing to breathe is overrated.
zomgirulelolz
April 6th, 2008
1:45:26 PM CDT
(9)
there were no periods, he can't!!!
Anig
April 6th, 2008
5:39:29 PM CDT
(0)
pulling away from the mic isn't
undeadRAVE
April 6th, 2008
6:22:32 PM CDT
(0)
THE PERIODSSSSSS, AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WESTBEN2002
April 6th, 2008
2:58:11 AM CDT
(15)
i'm waiting for the guy to give me the toll free number to call at the end
BTVagrant
April 6th, 2008
2:59:30 AM CDT
(1)
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
keatonkeaton999
April 6th, 2008
3:03:05 AM CDT
(3)
YOU SHOULD MAKE SUPER MARIO 1
DukeNuke
April 6th, 2008
3:07:11 AM CDT
(2)
*trumpet*
OmniIcyshelf
April 6th, 2008
3:09:32 AM CDT
(1)
*rimshot*
ignisaves
April 6th, 2008
12:01:43 PM CDT
(2)
*Sparkles*
Incredibled
April 6th, 2008
1:11:40 PM CDT
(3)
*rimjob*
Vigrash
April 6th, 2008
4:23:08 PM CDT
(3)
*killtheinfidels*
coneythecone
April 6th, 2008
8:08:42 PM CDT
(2)
auuuUUuuUuUUuuUUUUUGGGGAHHH get down!
niku
April 6th, 2008
10:58:49 PM CDT
(0)
^^ When I saw all those UUuUs I was immediately on guard for a rick roll
Kriminel
April 7th, 2008
3:46:05 PM CDT
(1)
never gonna give you up
Kozmo
April 7th, 2008
5:01:01 PM CDT
(-1)
broken kombo?
Turtleproof
April 9th, 2008
4:51:11 PM CDT
(0)
Mangione'd?
Sporticus
April 6th, 2008
3:08:00 AM CDT
(1)
nice loop
cranberrysauce
April 6th, 2008
3:21:56 AM CDT
(5)
Hey, it's the Micro Machines guy.
NiteStar
April 6th, 2008
3:29:46 AM CDT
(1)
ah nostalgia! from Mattel!
NiteStar
April 6th, 2008
3:28:27 AM CDT
(2)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer's an erly scren shot
orgo
April 6th, 2008
3:35:21 AM CDT
(0)
I laughed. I cried.
zomgirulelolz
April 6th, 2008
1:46:09 PM CDT
(2)
I came.
TailsDoll
April 7th, 2008
1:20:38 AM CDT
(2)
I lost 15 pounds.
doink9731
April 7th, 2008
11:19:37 AM CDT
(2)
I got my credit score at freecreditreport.com
Carnival420
April 6th, 2008
3:46:04 AM CDT
(0)
SplinterWolf sounds like he tries too hard.
WilyPeyote
April 6th, 2008
3:50:11 AM CDT
(24)
If you save the black people from the racist in under five minutes, you'll unlock the commas and periods.
g0ast
April 6th, 2008
6:42:35 PM CDT
(2)
Dr. Brenes doesnt care about black peopples
Turtleproof
April 9th, 2008
4:52:38 PM CDT
(0)
If you are harsh to them you unlock Massah Lasers.
wisdumcube
April 6th, 2008
3:56:06 AM CDT
(0)
Usually I'm not all for these retelling of random forum posts. But this is amazing.
stingerwolf
April 6th, 2008
4:11:28 AM CDT
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Alrighty, there appears to be some confusion... I did the mindless writing and made a forum post. A Voice Acter on the BMS team named "CornetTheory" actually did the audio. I can barely read my own damn writing but CornetTheory is f*cking amazing.
MJDub
April 6th, 2008
4:27:56 AM CDT
(1)
The music seals the deal for me.
Fobyix
April 6th, 2008
4:38:34 AM CDT
(1)
I concur. This music needs to be used on infomercials with fast talking as well.
PatienceKing
April 6th, 2008
5:13:51 AM CDT
(-1)
ahahahaahah f*ck this f*cking f*cker f*ck!
PatienceKing
April 6th, 2008
5:21:46 AM CDT
(0)
aw nevermind these things aren't 5 worthy unless they're genuine... leik it so hard would u make some wrong guy and then he talk bad to try an d make some story and have guy on the scren for maybe a video game escpesialy when it s a idea that has ovely been used up your 5 received massive damage.
stingerwolf
April 6th, 2008
6:01:05 AM CDT
(-1)
I didn't make this for YTMND. I was basically trying to piss off some guy on another HL2 forum with a forum post and I figured I'd go all the way and apply to BMS. I posted, Cornet posts his epic tale of my "story." YTMND comes to mind, you do the math.
PatienceKing
April 6th, 2008
10:46:10 AM CDT
(1)
computer do maf. i splain'd mysel olreddy
TheGreatGatsby
April 6th, 2008
6:54:34 AM CDT
(-1)
You talk too fast.
heh
April 6th, 2008
7:39:59 AM CDT
(0)
this is hilarious but the reading sucked
heh
April 6th, 2008
7:41:06 AM CDT
(0)
interestingly enough I once seriously applied to be a mapper for BMS but they said my example map wasn't big enough.
heh
April 6th, 2008
7:43:57 AM CDT
(0)
also would have been better if people actually fell for it
jimbo7676
April 6th, 2008
7:48:35 AM CDT
(0)
If it means they get that damn thing done sooner then put the guy on the team.
MurdarMachene
April 6th, 2008
8:11:55 AM CDT
(-1)
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bad troll post for a sh*tty game
Tkscz
April 6th, 2008
9:03:48 AM CDT
(0)
Dr. Breen doesn't like black people. He says you funny.
CaptainRescue
April 6th, 2008
9:07:54 AM CDT
(0)
Run outta breath?
agentace
April 6th, 2008
9:08:39 AM CDT
(0)
The Period, your friend at the end!
Vykkdraygo713
April 6th, 2008
9:56:55 AM CDT
(0)
I'm sure that your map will make the BMS developers heads explode.
SovietGunslinger
April 6th, 2008
10:23:42 AM CDT
(-1)
Sounds like every single one of my job interviews I've ever gotten and got rejected from.
forgnomeregan
April 6th, 2008
10:43:35 AM CDT
(0)
Don't forget that you also drive the Mach 5 with a boy and a monkey in the back! ****SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!****
Ownager
April 6th, 2008
12:38:37 PM CDT
(-1)
LOL I re-listened to it multiple times. Great.
steakman
April 6th, 2008
12:46:04 PM CDT
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omgbomb
April 6th, 2008
12:46:48 PM CDT
(0)
heh
April 6th, 2008
12:51:32 PM CDT
(1)
after re-consideration, my vote goes from 4 to 2. unconvincing troll and unfunny reactions
nugget
April 6th, 2008
1:14:11 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
F, Kill yourself, this is sewage.
mouses
April 6th, 2008
2:24:08 PM CDT
(0)
lol, bernie
ryanmontana
April 6th, 2008
3:23:40 PM CDT
(1)
FROM GALOOB!
Shieftain
April 6th, 2008
4:31:06 PM CDT
(0)
LOL that was awesome
Ycerge
April 6th, 2008
4:52:43 PM CDT
(0)
doesnt
Icecream458
April 6th, 2008
5:34:50 PM CDT
(0)
Phail
Conine
April 6th, 2008
5:40:57 PM CDT
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HAHA HOLY SH*T YOU STOLE SOME SH*T FROM SOME FORUMS AND POSTED IT ON YTMND HAHAHA
cashewpollo
April 6th, 2008
5:55:52 PM CDT
(-1)
http://tsoc.ytmnd.com/ Vote 5
BerryFC
April 6th, 2008
7:10:32 PM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t has that kid got some sort of vendetta against periods?
kornwin
April 6th, 2008
8:02:53 PM CDT
(0)
most men do when that time of the month comes around.
MKII
April 6th, 2008
7:23:15 PM CDT
(0)
:)
AndySavage
April 6th, 2008
7:30:19 PM CDT
(1)
This type of "bad fan fiction" humor is totally ruined when people start faking it
Compdude
April 6th, 2008
7:37:08 PM CDT
(0)
I like how even you ran out of enthusiasm at the end of reading this.
Khaaaaaaaaaan
April 6th, 2008
7:57:59 PM CDT
(0)
TheCheese33
April 6th, 2008
9:17:11 PM CDT
(0)
Epic.
Dragon164z
April 6th, 2008
11:25:57 PM CDT
(0)
fake, real, from a forum, not from a forum, i don't really give a sh*t as long as i laugh. this made me laugh.
Digeridude
April 6th, 2008
11:47:50 PM CDT
(0)
Mike? Is that you? LAWL.
CornetTheory
April 7th, 2008
12:36:21 AM CDT
(0)
yep I thought I might mention, This is also me from over 2 years ago. forumrage.ytmnd.com
CornetTheory
April 7th, 2008
12:38:04 AM CDT
(0)
also, I made this audio this morning in about 20 minutes, and I am defiantly surprised at how fast it spread.
stingerwolf
April 7th, 2008
5:05:45 AM CDT
(0)
oh hai CornetTheory, I wasn't sure if you had a YTMND account or not so I went ahead and made it. Great audio btw :)
skeletronz
April 7th, 2008
1:08:55 AM CDT
(0)
Arturo Sandoval? This cannot lose.
CornetTheory
April 7th, 2008
1:26:02 AM CDT
(0)
it's Wynton Marsalis
SteveGravy
April 7th, 2008
3:39:36 PM CDT
(0)
arturo sandoval kick a rediculous amount of ass
Evadrol
April 7th, 2008
1:21:24 AM CDT
(0)
F*CK! That's epic!
XxTopCatxX
April 7th, 2008
3:29:43 AM CDT
(0)
hahahaha. wow f*ck that guy
Twinsen
April 7th, 2008
4:51:06 AM CDT
(0)
Can I be the green guy?
ToastChef
April 7th, 2008
5:42:46 AM CDT
(1)
LOL You actually pissed off an entire forum. WIN.
bennyfactor
April 7th, 2008
6:25:07 AM CDT
(0)
THREE'D
Geardon
April 7th, 2008
6:35:50 AM CDT
(0)
http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks.php?r=39387
majorminor69
April 7th, 2008
12:48:52 PM CDT
(0)
IRRELEVANT COMMENT
Wootsat
April 7th, 2008
2:37:43 PM CDT
(0)
and things! hahah
Pal
April 7th, 2008
4:03:19 PM CDT
(0)
incorrect
czarine2
April 7th, 2008
5:58:57 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome reading
NicoGomez101
April 7th, 2008
6:02:06 PM CDT
(0)
Aaaahahahahahahaha! Oh, MY GOOOOD! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
zemus
April 7th, 2008
6:03:00 PM CDT
(0)
For those who want to use it, the music is Niccolo Paganini's Moto Perpetuo, arranged for trumpet.
Destroyer23
April 7th, 2008
6:46:01 PM CDT
(0)
LOL I about cried when listening to this XD 4/5 plus 1 for the music
rikemybike
April 7th, 2008
10:14:50 PM CDT
(0)
fantastic.
ColdStone
April 8th, 2008
12:23:39 AM CDT
(0)
So you admitted this was fake? Disappointing.....
mrcoxley
April 11th, 2008
6:13:42 PM CDT
(0)
lololol
MrsBadExample
April 12th, 2008
2:26:17 AM CDT
(0)
i would toaly play this game i think itz great where can i download this game did the bms team get back to you i was wondering if u could get back 2 me on this thx The reading is great, even if it wasn't done by you. The music in the background seals it.
DanielJackson
April 14th, 2008
8:18:23 AM CDT
(0)
I want to play that map.