Before Internet Porn.
Created on: April 4th, 2008
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SPICE on ancient cable.
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realitybites
April 4th, 2008
12:52:39 PM CDT
(29)
LOL I remember those days!
GordonGekko
April 4th, 2008
1:21:40 PM CDT
(48)
me and sam used to hit the nickel trolley down too the colored area of town, and sneak through the back door of the local moving picture theater.
isonoe
April 5th, 2008
1:36:53 AM CDT
(17)
i was poor, didn't have cable. i used national geographic.
NewGifs
April 5th, 2008
10:32:54 AM CDT
(2)
l stole cable
Claremonster
April 5th, 2008
12:48:50 PM CDT
(4)
Trip down mammary lane right there.
Geminiflyguy
April 5th, 2008
1:29:48 PM CDT
(-1)
mah boi at 0:04
lnternet
April 5th, 2008
1:40:29 PM CDT
(1)
In the end, I proved superior. start search "chicks f*cking donkeys" :end:
Bob-the-Builder
April 5th, 2008
2:25:40 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
wow...i remember. put foil on the end of the antenna, for added hope of better reception.
Hands
April 6th, 2008
3:04:06 PM CDT
(3)
this is the reason my vision sucks so much today. Porn made me need glasses :(
tkx7
April 4th, 2008
12:53:27 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
I didn't have cable
Refractor
April 4th, 2008
1:06:13 PM CDT
(2)
hahah, i understand
Econojon
April 4th, 2008
8:43:18 PM CDT
(8)
we were so primitive back then! Kids today are spoiled!
dbomob
April 4th, 2008
1:07:19 PM CDT
(2)
hahahaha totally
Chrisda19
April 4th, 2008
1:08:24 PM CDT
(5)
oh ye olde days of 1992, how I remember thee.
Chrisda19
April 4th, 2008
10:47:31 PM CDT
(4)
lol forgot to five was too busy fapping to image and sound
Vinyl-Monster
April 4th, 2008
1:13:44 PM CDT
(2)
that's rofl
Sporticus
April 4th, 2008
1:14:51 PM CDT
(34)
Yeah i used to flip back and forth between 70 and 71 because they were the naughty channels in hope to catch a split second view of a distorted boob
Rhino
April 5th, 2008
2:43:20 AM CDT
(4)
I remember one time back in the mid 90's our cable lines got crossed with the neighbors and we ended up with a slightly grainy version of Cinemax for free for about 2 or 3 years. Before that I was doing like Sporticus covering the TV and myself with a blanket so my parents wouldn't see the light of the TV from under their door
o0Ender0o
April 5th, 2008
11:41:20 PM CDT
(2)
holy crap I thought I was the only one who did that. What baffles me even more is. . . how did our parents never put two and two together and figure out what we were doing?!
wheelyum
April 6th, 2008
11:26:54 AM CDT
(2)
they probably did, but didn't say anything, because they understand. Parents do that more often than you realize
masterstghm
October 13th, 2008
10:44:06 PM CDT
(0)
I loved going to my grandpa's house because someone sold him an illegal descrambler out of the back of their car. I didn't see hardcore porn until the internet though.
Zipzinger
April 4th, 2008
1:15:14 PM CDT
(18)
You could get sound too!?!?
Hatikvah
April 4th, 2008
5:51:36 PM CDT
(1)
This ^
TekkenJam
April 4th, 2008
1:19:31 PM CDT
(6)
lol holy sh*t i had to run for the volume, hilarious though!
Goneja
April 4th, 2008
1:22:46 PM CDT
(7)
Christ, those were the days. It was good to be eleven. Looking back, it's hard to believe they let the sound run on those things.
Icecream458
April 4th, 2008
1:24:13 PM CDT
(12)
i remember looking out the window to see my parents leave and flipping the tv to spice... ah that was 4 years ago.
PopPopPop
April 4th, 2008
1:27:06 PM CDT
(2)
Wow...am I the only one who had good quality sound AND image?
gamekid
April 4th, 2008
1:42:57 PM CDT
(3)
^ lol, apt username
Osama
April 4th, 2008
1:54:37 PM CDT
(3)
keen observation. pop goes weasel... skeet skeet skeet. lawlschool!
PopPopPop
April 5th, 2008
5:06:51 AM CDT
(1)
And I keep on, thanks to internet.
Ollivander
April 4th, 2008
1:31:48 PM CDT
(2)
Good times
phire
April 4th, 2008
1:36:39 PM CDT
(1)
I still get my rocks off better to scrambled porn.
nanoda
April 4th, 2008
1:42:02 PM CDT
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This is stupid
ShadowSora
April 4th, 2008
1:46:30 PM CDT
(16)
Holy sh*t, I love you. God bless Channel 99 and its green, slightly-distorted naked chicks that would appear every once in a while.
inkblot263
April 4th, 2008
2:03:10 PM CDT
(1)
uuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -aAaAaA_A__________UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- OH MY-- *slap*slap*slap* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
genkidama20
April 4th, 2008
2:04:33 PM CDT
(1)
I'll admit it... so foolish in my youth.
steakman
April 4th, 2008
2:08:58 PM CDT
(0)
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Conine
April 4th, 2008
2:20:11 PM CDT
(2)
Unfortunately my mom thought that cable was evil and i should be playing outside so i never got to experience the joys of scrambled porn.
wubble
April 4th, 2008
3:24:12 PM CDT
(7)
Cable wasn't around when I was a kid, so we had to find our porn shredded under bushes.
wisdumcube
April 4th, 2008
4:10:55 PM CDT
(0)
I never experienced it either. And by the time digital cable came around, it was pay per view, so you might as well have used the internet at that point.
panaceamedia
April 5th, 2008
9:44:39 AM CDT
(1)
Haha Wubble! Same here! Used Porn Mags FTW!
mrmatrixaplix
April 4th, 2008
2:32:11 PM CDT
(6)
I THINK I SAW A TITTY!
undeadRAVE
April 4th, 2008
9:52:45 PM CDT
(3)
GET STACY IN HERE! the metal plate in her skull makes it show up PERFECTLY.
sydbarrettcrazydiamo
April 4th, 2008
2:39:39 PM CDT
(0)
That's hawt
CreepPipe
April 4th, 2008
2:41:49 PM CDT
(8)
I remember when getting porn required a really awkward transaction at a video store. Thank you internet.
itharius
April 4th, 2008
4:30:07 PM CDT
(6)
Now it only requires a really awkward conversation with your wife about that mysterious credit card transaction with www.holyhoppingtits.com and associates.
LoadMan
April 4th, 2008
3:14:46 PM CDT
(2)
Ahhh, my first years of high school... Those were the days...
montereymatt
April 4th, 2008
3:34:26 PM CDT
(4)
back in my day we watched hbo late at night and hoped for a movie with a nudity warning at the beginning and then sat through two hours of chick flick bullsh*t to realize it wasn't worth the wait.
Gravijar
April 4th, 2008
4:36:12 PM CDT
(0)
I feel the pain.
Ollivander
April 4th, 2008
6:24:07 PM CDT
(1)
god I thought I was the only one who did that years ago. thank you my friend. thanks you
Rhino
April 5th, 2008
2:47:59 AM CDT
(0)
I always checked the TV Guide for when the Shock Video series was coming on. That was the sh*t back in the day.
Nazer
April 5th, 2008
4:47:41 AM CDT
(2)
Haha, me too! My father got satellite when I was 15, and I remember sneaking up when everyone else went to bed ... flipping through the channel guide, hoping to find a movie with a description that included "N" (nudity) and "AC" (adult content) warnings.
shoover
April 4th, 2008
4:09:48 PM CDT
(0)
5d for good quality
keatonkeaton999
April 4th, 2008
4:17:31 PM CDT
(-1)
I feel like this has been done
bobotheking
April 4th, 2008
4:18:01 PM CDT
(10)
She's faking it.
MuToiDMaN
April 4th, 2008
4:48:23 PM CDT
(0)
Sometimes it helps to flick back and forth between the channels repeatedly. God bless analog scrambling.
POS
April 4th, 2008
5:15:51 PM CDT
(5)
OH SH*T DUDE MY SPICE CHANNEL IS COMING IN CLEAR WTF!!
bobby-guapo
April 4th, 2008
5:19:31 PM CDT
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needs more static.
mooby24
April 4th, 2008
5:25:52 PM CDT
(0)
I miss those days of waiting to see a tittie between the squiggles. =D
redsox3524
April 4th, 2008
5:29:58 PM CDT
(0)
wow, so many memories. i remember the day i had the brilliant idea, i thought i was a genius.
MetalCrotch
April 4th, 2008
6:34:28 PM CDT
(1)
Porn was so much better when it was scrambled. This new porn leaves nothing to the imagination.
CatAtomic99
April 4th, 2008
7:10:29 PM CDT
(2)
Scrambled cable signals totally give me a boner because of this.
ohioyankee
April 4th, 2008
7:12:38 PM CDT
(1)
OH GOD THE MEMORIES
ultragoji
April 4th, 2008
9:24:00 PM CDT
(2)
OH GOD THE MAMMARIES (sometimes)
Stonen
April 4th, 2008
7:41:56 PM CDT
(0)
The good old days.
nugget
April 4th, 2008
8:15:02 PM CDT
(-7)
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F, sounded like me and your mom last night.
Jovian
April 4th, 2008
8:17:39 PM CDT
(1)
i remember the werent alowed have the sound during the daytime, so they played this stupid music constantly until 10 pm
ZARGON
April 4th, 2008
8:55:10 PM CDT
(0)
It was the same five songs over and over again
Nusent
April 4th, 2008
10:17:14 PM CDT
(0)
LOL i Remember
Tetrasnake
April 4th, 2008
10:39:10 PM CDT
(0)
Ahhhh. Those we're the days.
whitefangv
April 4th, 2008
11:31:32 PM CDT
(0)
LOL those were dark times.
Mephistopheles
April 4th, 2008
11:40:31 PM CDT
(0)
Mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeemories
Twinsen
April 4th, 2008
11:48:03 PM CDT
(0)
heh heh, that never happened
jimsmith
April 5th, 2008
12:59:09 AM CDT
(0)
So how long ago did you tape this, anyway?
wild09
April 5th, 2008
1:25:34 AM CDT
(0)
I got chills.
cranberrysauce
April 5th, 2008
2:24:26 AM CDT
(7)
Sometimes when you'd flip back and forth between these channels, you'd get a flash of an almost correct image. And that would be enough when you're a kid.
niku
April 5th, 2008
3:53:14 AM CDT
(1)
I saw a nipple!
Enterprisee
April 5th, 2008
4:16:04 AM CDT
(0)
I remember
SirMoethe1st
April 5th, 2008
4:37:14 AM CDT
(0)
Holy shatcakes on a stick, channel 77!!!! perfect porno sound, and a warped tit, with the vag on the other side of the screen. like those 3d art images, cept for porno. now we got free previews and brazzers.
Nazer
April 5th, 2008
4:44:33 AM CDT
(0)
I remember trying to pierce through the haze of cable scrambling, at 13. Truly, those were the dark ages.
cc21
April 5th, 2008
4:46:23 AM CDT
(1)
i rarely found these channels, i found more softcore sh*t or foreign films on showcase or bravo. it was tough times during the week but friday nights were golden.
Riotsword
April 5th, 2008
5:22:19 AM CDT
(0)
I can't wait to bitch to my grandchildren about how easy they have it when it comes to free porn.
Vykkdraygo713
April 5th, 2008
5:36:23 AM CDT
(1)
it was the best when the channel would tard out for a few seconds and you could get a clear picture :D
SlopKing
April 5th, 2008
6:47:49 AM CDT
(0)
It's like watching Hot Dog: The Movie's boob scenes so many times that they wore out my beta cassette.
HypnoToad0
April 5th, 2008
8:18:42 AM CDT
(1)
lawl putting your work computers volume up while at ytmnd = bad idea
BerryFC
April 5th, 2008
9:35:29 AM CDT
(0)
haha i remember doing that on channel 99
panaceamedia
April 5th, 2008
9:47:07 AM CDT
(1)
I feel kinda ashamed that I can relate. This is Pathetic.
jax1492
April 5th, 2008
9:52:19 AM CDT
(0)
lol so true
MurdarMachene
April 5th, 2008
11:16:53 AM CDT
(0)
I THINK I SAW A NIPPLE!
Chris107
April 5th, 2008
11:20:11 AM CDT
(0)
I saw a nipple!
aUrethraClog
April 5th, 2008
11:31:09 AM CDT
(0)
I caught my dad watching this kind of porn. I was wondering how he knew about my favorite secret channel.
Plisk
April 5th, 2008
12:29:52 PM CDT
(0)
Dude, I loved this sh*t back in the day.
masterstghm
April 5th, 2008
12:39:45 PM CDT
(0)
Those were the days.
masterstghm
April 5th, 2008
12:44:00 PM CDT
(1)
I loved going to my grandparents because they had an illegal descrambler in their basement.
Wootsat
April 6th, 2008
2:38:55 AM CDT
(0)
so that weird leather suit with chains WASN'T something from your grandpa's old war days
Undrtaker989
April 5th, 2008
12:51:51 PM CDT
(0)
LOL so true
OtisWild
April 5th, 2008
1:12:19 PM CDT
(0)
Not right now you don't!
Ju87s
April 5th, 2008
1:30:11 PM CDT
(3)
5 for the memories
tkNukem
April 5th, 2008
3:34:09 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for "i can relate"
Jobes
April 5th, 2008
3:46:04 PM CDT
(0)
ah the good old days...
MushroomTheLegend
April 5th, 2008
4:46:31 PM CDT
(0)
But I poop from there...
Xavos
April 5th, 2008
4:47:57 PM CDT
(0)
Ah, the good old days.
dragon-bait
April 5th, 2008
5:03:56 PM CDT
(0)
hahhahahah wow. i thought i was the only one..
drunk-ewok
April 5th, 2008
5:24:34 PM CDT
(0)
ours came in pretty well. really grainy but it did that sh*t where the picture rolls right to left over and over so it's like you're watching a ping pong match while you beat your dick
jnorris441
April 5th, 2008
5:28:49 PM CDT
(6)
a woman only makes that much noise if you buy her jewelry
kujo62
April 6th, 2008
1:52:04 AM CDT
(0)
diamonds: because money = love
DaChazman
April 5th, 2008
5:43:24 PM CDT
(0)
I miss those days. I didn't know what the hell I was watching, all I knew was that it was wrong.
UltimaThule
April 5th, 2008
5:57:18 PM CDT
(0)
God I remember at midnight every night channel 99 (spice as it was called) came in for free for one hour.
Quizzelbuck
April 5th, 2008
7:19:00 PM CDT
(0)
Awwwwww.... i miss scrambled porn....
MasterAL
April 5th, 2008
7:19:34 PM CDT
(0)
I used to watch this... on occasion the picture would clear up and you could see everything...ooooOOOoooOOooo
ColdStone
April 5th, 2008
9:25:20 PM CDT
(0)
Can't 5 because I never got sound. Only scrambled images.
boilerplate
April 5th, 2008
9:41:36 PM CDT
(0)
I used to do this in the early to mid 90s, before coming online in 96. Every once in awhile, you could make out a breast or some bush if the screen aligned right for a second. I used to do this, or watch Up all night with Ronda Sheer. This was like, 14-18 years ago. Christ I'm old.
Gravijar
April 5th, 2008
9:59:36 PM CDT
(2)
Kids these days... don't know how lucky they are.
Cueadan
April 5th, 2008
10:08:16 PM CDT
(0)
I think I saw a nipple! David jiggle the cord some more!
koolaider
April 5th, 2008
10:31:23 PM CDT
(0)
I could listen to this for hours.
donceydic
April 5th, 2008
11:16:51 PM CDT
(0)
win
Cassio
April 5th, 2008
11:52:50 PM CDT
(-2)
WORD LIFE!
xxxxthegoatxxxx
April 6th, 2008
12:52:15 AM CDT
(0)
if there ever was a site that deserved a 5 based purely upon nostalgia - this is it
kujo62
April 6th, 2008
1:36:08 AM CDT
(1)
scooby doo can doo doo, but jimmy carter is smarter
stankdrawers
April 6th, 2008
1:39:24 AM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t I remember this!! OnTV in 1982 was da bomb!
Osama
April 6th, 2008
2:04:11 AM CDT
(0)
yup
Osama
April 6th, 2008
2:06:48 AM CDT
(0)
i herd we gonna get irc.. it will be good #?!
Uberbobben
April 6th, 2008
2:27:03 AM CDT
(0)
Honestly, I kinda pine for the days when my imagination filled in the blanks. The girls were a lot less ugly in my head and EVERY scene was a lebian scene!
WESTBEN2002
April 6th, 2008
2:28:25 AM CDT
(4)
the medium might have changed, but the fear of getting caught still remains
Wootsat
April 6th, 2008
2:33:33 AM CDT
(4)
where's the part where it comes in good for 2 seconds???
mountainmage
April 6th, 2008
3:28:02 AM CDT
(1)
I remember watching green/grainy/wavy Hotel Erotica on skinemax as a youth.
Groundhog
April 6th, 2008
3:30:21 AM CDT
(2)
I once fapped to a scrambled Nina Never Says No
Pizzachu
April 6th, 2008
10:37:06 AM CDT
(0)
LOL, I saw the video this sound came from.
mushaden
April 6th, 2008
12:49:39 PM CDT
(0)
great site lolol does need more static sound drifting in and out tho
wyrdoftweek
April 6th, 2008
2:18:48 PM CDT
(0)
i used to jerk off to this
aresendez88
April 6th, 2008
4:36:27 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for no work safe warning.
Zanos73
April 6th, 2008
5:50:25 PM CDT
(0)
My favorite is when the picture would come in clear and there would just be one vertical line about 3/4 over the screen. Colors were inverted but still, that sh*t was kill!
Compdude
April 6th, 2008
7:47:47 PM CDT
(3)
And every time the screen descrambled enough to see a tit - EJACPOT!
Osama
April 6th, 2008
8:25:24 PM CDT
(1)
5 for ejacpot.
DaChazman
April 8th, 2008
3:39:59 PM CDT
(0)
also I'm still in highschool and I understand. Scrambled cable's been around longer than you think.
Piranesi2
April 10th, 2008
12:20:31 AM CDT
(0)
It's funny because it's true.
mudcat
April 18th, 2008
7:03:55 PM CDT
(0)
it's a weird thing to find out on ytmnd that i wasnt the only one that used to lope my mule to static...what a wonderful place this is.
Bloppy
November 24th, 2008
4:18:32 PM CST
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channel 99 baby! those were the good old days.