Rambo - Abridged
Created on: March 26th, 2008
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the boatman stays with the f*cking boat

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March 26th, 2008
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Hmmmm
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How Can We Help?
March 26th, 2008
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HI COCO!!!!
March 26th, 2008
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haven seen it,, still lold
March 26th, 2008
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http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4733/1006700gf7.jpg proof of nazi ufo
March 26th, 2008
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Snake...youve created a time paradox!
March 26th, 2008
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F*ggy short film.
March 26th, 2008
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And how else would you make the joke if it weren't a FSF?
March 27th, 2008
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The boat f*cks to much.
March 27th, 2008
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NSFW
March 27th, 2008
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Thank god you did this. I was going to spend $10 to look at glorious man-tits.
March 26th, 2008
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Well that saved me hours of my life that I can instead use to view YTMND.
March 26th, 2008
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the sad truth is that it still cost $50 million to make
March 26th, 2008
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They spent most of the money on Stallone's speech therapist.
March 27th, 2008
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which means, they wasted it for nothin'
March 26th, 2008
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why is it I never noticed the gigantic man tits on stallone until I saw the ytmnd of this scene
March 26th, 2008
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Those man tits ARE huge.
March 27th, 2008
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Rambo has Farley-tits
March 27th, 2008
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Like Uncle Sam's nipples.
March 26th, 2008
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THE END
March 27th, 2008
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THE FURY
March 26th, 2008
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understandable and funny like lots of other abridged-ded-ded ytmnd's
March 26th, 2008
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Never get out of the f*ckin' boat.
March 26th, 2008
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get in the f*cking boat and stay there, boatman
March 26th, 2008
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"Do I know you?" "When I was a kid you walked me home..." "I did?"
March 26th, 2008
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"You told me to quit smoking."
March 26th, 2008
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"I did?"
March 26th, 2008
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"Do I know you?"
March 27th, 2008
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Yeah, you did.
March 26th, 2008
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saved me $7, thanks mate
March 26th, 2008
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still longer then it needed to be
March 26th, 2008
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Awesome'd
March 26th, 2008
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the sync is awful. I'll check back later to make sure my computer isn't spazzing out. till then, 1
March 26th, 2008
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lol, he looks so sad :(
March 26th, 2008
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I get it, you spliced the movie to make it look like he stayed on the boat the whole time. Lame. 1'd.
March 26th, 2008
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he never left the boat LOL
March 26th, 2008
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WHO ARE YOU WHO ARE ANY OF YOU
March 26th, 2008
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I wish that was the movie. I sat through the rest of that crap.
March 26th, 2008
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we're going to need a bigger boat?
March 26th, 2008
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bpwnoat'd
March 26th, 2008
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lawl
March 26th, 2008
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Goddamn masterpiece
March 26th, 2008
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Too OLD You Are Too OLD
March 27th, 2008
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...and you're too, too, umm, BLONDE!
March 26th, 2008
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I like the speed up of the guys scurrying away, lolol
March 26th, 2008
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I thought of this when in theaters, made a great YTMND
March 26th, 2008
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Someone now needs to do a rejected megaman villian "boatman" too resemble that of stallone. I will give you a granny smith apple if you do so.
March 26th, 2008
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fearcondom, why is ur name on every f*cking ytmnd i click on to save for fav?... you are truly a ytmnd GOD :)
March 26th, 2008
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whatever mang its just a rip, you have done better.
March 26th, 2008
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stallone + neanderthal grunts = stallone
March 26th, 2008
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I still can't believe they were able to stretch a 20 minute movie into a 90 minute nap.
March 27th, 2008
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nice f*cking boat
March 27th, 2008
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hahahha epic!
March 27th, 2008
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I think we all know the real question here is can n*gg*rs actually fart?
March 27th, 2008
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So much better this way
March 27th, 2008
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Serious overacting by all parts.
March 27th, 2008
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March 27th, 2008
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Sad Rambo. /_\
March 27th, 2008
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lolol
March 27th, 2008
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that was so funny dood.
March 27th, 2008
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March 27th, 2008
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March 27th, 2008
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You just saved me two long boobless hours.
March 27th, 2008
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this was the only abridged site ive ever laughed at
March 28th, 2008
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'es the boat man.
March 28th, 2008
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I thought Adam West was a better Boatman.
March 28th, 2008
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hahaha
March 28th, 2008
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actually kind of funny.
March 28th, 2008
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For future reference, when your site says "f*cking" it means your site is not safe for work. You should tag it as such.
March 28th, 2008
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Fearcondom- why do you waste your time on this site? Go off and make millions. You're a genius.
March 28th, 2008
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Expected some "How could this happen to me?" emo sh*t. 5 for unexpected funniness!
March 28th, 2008
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Gives me the chilly beans.
March 31st, 2008
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what are you retarded or yes? This was probably the best action movie since decades. bunch a f*ckwits! Go stick your penises in a electric outlet or something you f*cking retards! Most of you asshats haven't even watched the movie!
June 27th, 2009
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lol u mad?