Van Damme shows the goods
Created on: March 18th, 2008
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ryanmontana 
toughguyehhh.ytmnd.com
Down in the dumps, Jean Claude resorts to drastic measures to earn a living.
Hard Target/google + edits
Bad Boy - Miami Sound Machine

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ryanmontana
March 18th, 2008
12:26:15 AM CDT
(13)
gayd
fearcondom
March 18th, 2008
1:34:17 AM CDT
(18)
that's really really really really really really really really really really disturbing
s3m1lol
March 18th, 2008
6:12:34 AM CDT
(9)
i came
PatienceKing
March 18th, 2008
7:47:40 AM CDT
(3)
aww man. now i hafta kill myself before finishing my next site. THANKS ALOT
gayd
March 18th, 2008
4:21:46 PM CDT
(3)
Ninpo707
March 18th, 2008
6:26:09 PM CDT
(0)
Waiting for lasergay
money-hat
March 18th, 2008
6:36:45 PM CDT
(0)
Ryan wants to meet a man in lotion
flavius
March 18th, 2008
7:21:53 PM CDT
(0)
f*gtastic
isonoe
March 18th, 2008
8:03:40 PM CDT
(2)
i ain't never seen a greasy mullet man in a red thong
DeumReaper
March 18th, 2008
8:48:27 PM CDT
(0)
F*GGOT!!!!
BitchTitties
March 18th, 2008
9:10:34 PM CDT
(2)
In before "Hard Target" puns
benjaphar
March 19th, 2008
7:10:54 AM CDT
(4)
In before my wife catches me fapping to this.
ryanmontana
March 19th, 2008
1:25:19 PM CDT
(3)
NSFWTF?!
momthinksimcool
March 21st, 2008
10:45:53 PM CDT
(0)
i like the internet
prairiedogeric10
March 18th, 2008
12:28:37 AM CDT
(2)
In before deletion
somnombulist
March 18th, 2008
12:36:46 AM CDT
(3)
He sure is rockin' that thong.
WESTBEN2002
March 18th, 2008
12:51:08 AM CDT
(34)
van "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN"
Sadspoon223
March 18th, 2008
10:54:01 AM CDT
(-11)
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i see what you did there...
WESTBEN2002
March 18th, 2008
11:45:48 AM CDT
(8)
did ya?
AnubisDX
March 18th, 2008
12:14:55 PM CDT
(8)
Did ya get that thing I sent ya?
permadrunkj
March 18th, 2008
3:28:10 PM CDT
(4)
I sure did. You are one thorough hippo.
Ycerge
March 18th, 2008
1:25:07 AM CDT
(1)
Krakko
March 18th, 2008
11:27:07 PM CDT
(0)
cc21
March 18th, 2008
1:26:34 AM CDT
(1)
my boner is RAGING!!!
GordonGekko
March 18th, 2008
8:57:46 AM CDT
(2)
diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.
wubble
March 18th, 2008
3:52:28 PM CDT
(1)
Thong, the fish is ready.
Corion
March 18th, 2008
1:33:55 AM CDT
(1)
Ahahaha. The best part is the reaction.
Sporticus
March 18th, 2008
2:37:29 AM CDT
(1)
needs more price of jazz
skinja
March 18th, 2008
2:37:41 AM CDT
(10)
It's a trap!
bobby-guapo
March 18th, 2008
4:01:13 AM CDT
(1)
sick
yhpets
March 18th, 2008
5:30:14 AM CDT
(4)
Can you tell me how the hell you came up with this?
SilverDollar
March 18th, 2008
8:26:46 AM CDT
(9)
I'd rather he didn't.
Icecream458
March 18th, 2008
5:03:44 PM CDT
(-3)
teh-orange
March 18th, 2008
6:53:58 AM CDT
(1)
OH LOL
doink9731
March 18th, 2008
8:28:26 AM CDT
(1)
He's the dude!
nutnics
March 18th, 2008
9:21:26 AM CDT
(2)
to the Kumite!
Darth-l33t
March 18th, 2008
9:30:35 AM CDT
(-2)
If Chuck Norris had flashed some leg that guy would have ripped right through his pants.
mantenna
March 18th, 2008
9:30:52 AM CDT
(8)
-1 for making me question my sexuality
dctownes
March 18th, 2008
9:48:33 AM CDT
(2)
5 dollar handjobs
VomitingKermit
March 18th, 2008
10:07:40 AM CDT
(1)
That is really disturbing... and yeah you should fix that thing at the top of the screen when he flashes. I may even remember to 5 that today. Good work!
AnubisDX
March 18th, 2008
10:50:25 AM CDT
(3)
It's funny because he doesn't have a penis anymore.
money-hat
March 18th, 2008
6:34:07 PM CDT
(2)
Is this true?
AnubisDX
March 18th, 2008
8:18:45 PM CDT
(2)
As true as this YTMND.
SilverDollar
March 18th, 2008
9:49:50 PM CDT
(1)
Come on man. He has it in "tuck under mode". I can see you've never visited New Orleans.
AnubisDX
March 18th, 2008
10:05:32 PM CDT
(1)
With a comment like that I'm pretty sure I don't want to now.
money-hat
March 18th, 2008
11:58:16 PM CDT
(4)
>>>Is this true?<<< I was just setting up the straight line for someone to follow up with the correct Ghostbusters quote.
permadrunkj
March 19th, 2008
1:34:38 AM CDT
(7)
Yes it is true. The man has no dick.
forsale31
March 18th, 2008
11:16:57 AM CDT
(3)
lol at another van damme site that doesnt use an old tired fad. Good show sir!
Bauter
March 18th, 2008
11:35:31 AM CDT
(-2)
YOU'RE THONG! YOU'RE THOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
j5
March 18th, 2008
11:51:07 AM CDT
(2)
nice legs
laundry
March 18th, 2008
11:52:20 AM CDT
(4)
such smooth creamy thighs. o_O
GordonFremen
March 18th, 2008
12:06:57 PM CDT
(2)
Great song choice
Akrom
March 18th, 2008
12:39:26 PM CDT
(2)
wrong beyond comprehension. god, i feel sick, but again i might be having my period.
Chav-Slayer
March 18th, 2008
12:49:51 PM CDT
(1)
IT BURNS!!
MrSinistar
March 18th, 2008
1:33:21 PM CDT
(1)
NEED SOME BURN OINTMENT!
mrcoxley
March 18th, 2008
12:55:29 PM CDT
(1)
rofl
Morgrist
March 18th, 2008
2:53:46 PM CDT
(1)
The goggles, they do NOTHING! Thus, it must be 5'd so more people can join me in suffering.
POS
March 18th, 2008
4:16:58 PM CDT
(1)
Would it be wrong if I fapped to this?
AndySavage
March 18th, 2008
4:30:02 PM CDT
(1)
Come on Jean Claude, you're better than that. Look at the lasting impact you've had on contemporary American cinema.
hanktherapper
March 18th, 2008
5:29:46 PM CDT
(2)
rofl
Wintersun27
March 18th, 2008
5:49:59 PM CDT
(1)
I'd tap that sh*t!
mrnoodle
March 18th, 2008
6:02:17 PM CDT
(2)
thanks for the coughing fit
Wintersun
March 18th, 2008
6:20:23 PM CDT
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WilyPeyote
March 18th, 2008
8:31:21 PM CDT
(2)
You've lost your balls!
Elezzzark
March 18th, 2008
9:21:19 PM CDT
(2)
lulz, Ryan Montana introduces Gayface
Emanuel
March 18th, 2008
10:41:24 PM CDT
(3)
What's even more disturbing is the thought of how long you had to look at it during the creation and editing process.
ryanmontana
March 18th, 2008
11:02:25 PM CDT
(1)
In that case, I won't even get into detail on what my original idea looked like...
AnubisDX
March 18th, 2008
11:10:36 PM CDT
(1)
Please do.
ryanmontana
March 18th, 2008
11:20:02 PM CDT
(2)
Just use your imagi-gay-tion. That's all I'm saying.
alphasuede
March 11th, 2010
11:51:46 PM CST
(1)
I think I see a rainbow.
humansRpepul2
March 18th, 2008
10:51:44 PM CDT
(3)
When i first saw it, i thought the shadow around the crotch was a serious bush.
Ryeder69
March 18th, 2008
11:32:54 PM CDT
(0)
FUxxin lawl.
pgn2b
March 19th, 2008
12:06:53 AM CDT
(1)
worlds oldest profession
forsale31
March 19th, 2008
8:16:31 AM CDT
(0)
why did this get NSFW...seriously. I am at work and looking at it and see nothing thats too shocking. NSFWgheytards.
Phernoree
March 19th, 2008
1:24:45 PM CDT
(0)
probably BTape
hanktherapper
March 19th, 2008
5:37:00 PM CDT
(0)
For the first 24-36 hours it was safe for work. Now it is not.
ryanmontana
March 19th, 2008
5:47:35 PM CDT
(0)
What a weird system....http://gbhgbhn.ytmnd.com/ must have slipped through the cracks
ryanmontana
March 21st, 2008
8:32:58 PM CDT
(0)
^fixed
h2sbOwnzU
March 20th, 2008
9:09:53 AM CDT
(-3)
Tweak it, and you have the second coming of Truly Outrageous.
dry-toast
March 20th, 2008
11:35:01 PM CDT
(0)
What kind of name is "Chance"?
drew00c
March 21st, 2008
11:22:45 AM CDT
(1)
lol at the desc...that's 5-able by itself. but shame on you for questioning JCVD's masculinity/gender identity!
xcrissxcrossx
March 22nd, 2008
7:34:51 AM CDT
(0)
This is funny, but i cant help but get kinda sick when i see it
freshouttapunk
March 23rd, 2008
12:44:55 PM CDT
(1)
win.
hornyfordillon247
March 23rd, 2008
9:31:50 PM CDT
(0)
hahahaahahahahaa....nice work....and my dillon vids are all inside jokes btw
egonym
March 24th, 2008
2:31:52 PM CDT
(0)
what....the....
Ferndar
March 24th, 2008
7:28:17 PM CDT
(0)
f*gg*otry
Piranesi2
March 24th, 2008
9:42:09 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome idea.
ONLYoneCANNOLI
April 6th, 2008
4:39:38 PM CDT
(0)
that might explain his success.
evilregal
May 2nd, 2008
3:04:54 PM CDT
(0)
toughguyehhh?
pussinboots
August 5th, 2008
8:11:12 AM CDT
(1)
OMFG this is hilarious...hahahaha
CaptainRescue
September 18th, 2008
8:37:33 PM CDT
(0)
ytmnsfw is alive and kicking!
ChibiGoku
September 19th, 2008
3:39:23 AM CDT
(1)
This is so wrong, but funny.
Tyler2k
September 19th, 2008
12:16:52 PM CDT
(0)
WHAT THE F*CK
pussinboots
September 20th, 2008
7:57:23 PM CDT
(1)
LMAO the link on ur new van dam site reminded me of this 1. This time im faving it
Vspec
April 28th, 2009
3:55:33 PM CDT
(-1)
MENCIA"ED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ryanmontana
April 28th, 2009
4:56:36 PM CDT
(2)
F*ck you
N199APLZ
June 2nd, 2009
6:11:15 PM CDT
(0)
This is f*cked up, 5.
JoeyJoeJoe
February 4th, 2010
12:50:51 PM CST
(1)
That's just NASTY
ismellpussy
November 13th, 2012
10:54:48 PM CST
(1)
what the fuck is wrong with you