A new threat emerges...
Created on: March 13th, 2008
A new threat emerges...
wisdumcube 
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2057: a cybernetic, genetically modified tom cruise on a mechanized glider destroys the newly created IAAC, which consists of many super powers who have allied against a new common enemy: the rapidly growing rogue state of Scientology, who are threatening
2057: tom cruise destroys
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YourTheCoconutMan
March 13th, 2008
11:56:09 PM CDT
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L Rons birthday coming up :O RUN AWAY!!!
doink9731
March 14th, 2008
1:17:28 PM CDT
(0)
I baked him a cake.
mantenna
March 14th, 2008
2:09:26 PM CDT
(3)
I put a razor blade in it :)
doink9731
March 14th, 2008
4:54:29 PM CDT
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The cake was a lie =/
Claremonster
March 14th, 2008
8:03:46 PM CDT
(1)
He's now Mr. Gay
momthinksimcool
March 16th, 2008
3:48:31 PM CDT
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http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com (based on citation , i dont have sound) also religious bigotry has no place on the internet and i hope you choose to delete your site
wisdumcube
March 16th, 2008
4:12:24 PM CDT
(1)
LOL so scientology is a real religion now?
wisdumcube
March 13th, 2008
11:57:33 PM CDT
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In the year 2057, the rogue state of scientology is threatening to absorb all of humanity into its hive-minded super cult.
lonesome-killer
March 14th, 2008
2:34:42 AM CDT
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It's gonna be the Westboro Baptist Church vs Scientology
heh
March 14th, 2008
5:53:00 PM CDT
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in the year 2057, you are still in your basement jacking off to futanari hentai.
wisdumcube
March 14th, 2008
6:52:19 PM CDT
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wtf is futunari? Wait. Don't answer that.
Claremonster
March 15th, 2008
12:25:29 AM CDT
(-1)
Legitimate handjobs and blowjobs are enjoyable too, ya know. Or have you grown to attached to your right (or in my case, left) hand.
tkx7
March 14th, 2008
12:03:45 AM CDT
(2)
oh look, its Tom Cruise surfing on Ron Hubard's corpse
CACAFECESPOOPOO
March 14th, 2008
12:21:01 AM CDT
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CACA
Refractor
March 14th, 2008
12:49:34 AM CDT
(0)
lol
MrVile
March 14th, 2008
1:29:19 AM CDT
(0)
So... John Travolta is Hobgoblin?
Corion
March 14th, 2008
2:04:59 AM CDT
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Shouldn't it be the IntergalacticAAC?
wisdumcube
March 14th, 2008
4:04:05 AM CDT
(1)
Sure why not. I'm not sure if that implies that there are other territories/colonies outside of earth however...well whatever. I'll think about changing it.
Econojon
March 14th, 2008
2:11:31 AM CDT
(1)
He can't even fly! ha ha ha ha ha-- I can fly! I can eat planets!
Goneja
March 14th, 2008
10:23:51 AM CDT
(0)
It is cool, cool, cool. It is worth it.
Icecream458
March 14th, 2008
11:50:05 AM CDT
(0)
Make him shorter for 5
I-am-batman
March 14th, 2008
12:42:14 PM CDT
(6)
Axually, it was the year of AD 2101, war was beginning.
doink9731
March 14th, 2008
1:13:39 PM CDT
(5)
What happen ?
Greezy47
March 14th, 2008
3:46:51 PM CDT
(5)
We get signal. Main screen turn on.
doink9731
March 14th, 2008
4:53:55 PM CDT
(5)
It's you !!
jorrar
March 14th, 2008
6:17:37 PM CDT
(5)
How are you gentlemen !!
Vmaster
March 14th, 2008
7:39:31 PM CDT
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All your base are belong to us.
Disec
March 14th, 2008
9:53:48 PM CDT
(3)
You are on the way to destruction.
Sledesma
March 14th, 2008
11:28:14 PM CDT
(2)
What you say???
OmniIcyshelf
March 15th, 2008
12:22:28 AM CDT
(2)
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Claremonster
March 15th, 2008
12:27:50 AM CDT
(2)
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
doink9731
March 15th, 2008
12:59:43 AM CDT
(2)
Captain!!
Lumin
March 15th, 2008
4:02:12 AM CDT
(2)
Take off every 'ZIG' !!
DarthWang
March 15th, 2008
4:53:58 AM CDT
(2)
You know what you doing
SageOverride
March 15th, 2008
5:45:41 AM CDT
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C-C-Combo Brea-...ahh, screw it.
jorrar
March 15th, 2008
12:31:52 PM CDT
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Move 'ZIG'.
doink9731
March 15th, 2008
1:08:00 PM CDT
(2)
For great justice.
Claremonster
March 16th, 2008
2:48:22 AM CDT
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God dammit SageOverride this was the closest we came to a complete chain. We were TWO away, having gone FOURTEEN. Everytime we wanna have a good time you come and ruin our sh*t. Ahh well...
EwoudCP
March 16th, 2008
2:04:49 PM CDT
(1)
Actually, the combo breaker thing ruined the total, but it did give a slight comical bonus, even as an interruption. Some may disagree with me, and they are entitled to [-] me at will.
SageOverride
March 16th, 2008
8:12:40 PM CDT
(1)
Wow, "panties in a twist" doesn't even come close to explaining how ridiculous you sounded, Clare.
Claremonster
March 19th, 2008
12:22:16 AM CDT
(0)
Was in the midst of a bad day. Plus, feel free to change it to "beyond boxers in a knot". Gotta preserve some aspect of my penility.
Chav-Slayer
March 14th, 2008
1:31:43 PM CDT
(1)
The nerd in me says Cruise should have a Silver Surfer get-up, but good work. Audio works well.
Knilch
March 14th, 2008
1:39:37 PM CDT
(1)
Somebody must stop him
hanktherapper
March 14th, 2008
2:44:20 PM CDT
(-1)
Better than the usual Scientology crap as of late.
adeazagra
March 14th, 2008
4:01:54 PM CDT
(0)
LOL, the laugh is actually Tom Cruises laugh, it was from an interview and i new from then on that a ytmnd would have that sound!!! Please post source for that laugh! :)
rubberspoon
March 18th, 2008
8:59:02 PM CDT
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majorminor69
March 14th, 2008
5:41:23 PM CDT
(1)
I refuse to comment on this.
MasterAL
March 14th, 2008
6:02:07 PM CDT
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How is this a new threat?
wisdumcube
March 14th, 2008
6:51:21 PM CDT
(2)
Tom cruise is a cybernetic destroyer of civilizations
Turtleproof
March 14th, 2008
8:44:26 PM CDT
(1)
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
drew00c
March 14th, 2008
7:12:46 PM CDT
(0)
can't wait to see the sequel, more cruise-guffawing!
doink9731
March 15th, 2008
1:01:36 AM CDT
(0)
Which one of the f11 sites will it take place in? Submerged perhaps?
TofurkeyJerky
March 14th, 2008
7:14:54 PM CDT
(0)
Xenu hates thetans
Codeguru
March 14th, 2008
8:18:05 PM CDT
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Futanari = Chicks with dicks. Sometimes harmless but alot of times an excuse for f*ggot porn...
Codeguru
March 15th, 2008
6:01:14 AM CDT
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Unless it's f*ggot porn in disguise...
aCHAIving
March 14th, 2008
8:23:53 PM CDT
(-1)
Oprah: first blood! The IAAC: double kill!
Turtleproof
March 14th, 2008
8:42:06 PM CDT
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Uncompromisingly... *whoosh... Ey, esse, don't you know I'm LOCO? Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh whoosh.
prairiedogeric10
March 14th, 2008
11:54:29 PM CDT
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I still can't believe that there are still idiots in this world that believe all the scientology bullsh*t
DarthWang
March 15th, 2008
4:53:10 AM CDT
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DarthWang
March 16th, 2008
1:03:39 PM CDT
(-3)
http://travoltar.ytmnd.com
omgbomb
March 15th, 2008
10:05:01 AM CDT
(-2)
kill yourself
Vykkdraygo713
March 15th, 2008
3:22:35 PM CDT
(2)
laser gay
NiteSky
March 15th, 2008
3:30:18 PM CDT
(0)
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wisdumcube
March 15th, 2008
4:32:29 PM CDT
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It all makes sense now.
doink9731
March 15th, 2008
7:43:14 PM CDT
(2)
What you actually saw was swamp gas refracting off a weather balloon as the night air cooled while the U.S. Air Force underwent an important test for new and top secret technology.
solac3
March 15th, 2008
5:27:43 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck. tom. cruise.
Yamato
March 15th, 2008
5:30:45 PM CDT
(0)
so who's spider-man?
TheManWithNoFace
March 15th, 2008
8:42:04 PM CDT
(-2)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
cdfisk
March 15th, 2008
9:11:15 PM CDT
(2)
ahh, so HE's the hobgoblin.
theaqueous
March 16th, 2008
7:31:11 PM CDT
(0)
Truly epic domain grab
Okin17
March 22nd, 2008
2:27:59 PM CDT
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I gotta admit, this is a little scary