99.5% Effective - P.1
Created on: January 25th, 2008
99.5% Effective - P.1
randalpink 
elliotslifechanges.ytmnd.com
Part one. please make a part two for this life turn in Elliot's life. If you do, just put the address in the comment box so I can see how it turned out for him.
E.T.
Mogwai - i know you are but what am i?

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Sporticus
January 25th, 2008
6:27:00 PM CST
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1st
tyrsenus
January 25th, 2008
6:27:30 PM CST
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ET phone 1-800-772-9100
Kaizen666
January 25th, 2008
6:29:11 PM CST
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The is the most captivating thing I didn't need to see and think about.
Bubonic
January 25th, 2008
6:29:20 PM CST
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Thats gonna be one ugly baby.
UncleSnapple
January 25th, 2008
6:35:50 PM CST
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So wait, which one got pregnant?
Manex
January 27th, 2008
2:56:28 PM CST
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It's elliot's mom. See ET knew that some incest sh*t was going down so ET the Condom Dispensing Anti-Retard Alien comes down to deliver a special something for Elliot. Elliot finds a weird stick in the trash of his mom's bathroom, phone's ET at his home, and ET comes down and explains what it is and that it was only 99.5% effective. Elliot, in turn is pissed.
Manex
January 27th, 2008
2:57:00 PM CST
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You know what? F*ck what I just said. Part II should be about how ET is trying to get Elliot to miscarry through drinking a bunch of beer.
Kalbur1
January 25th, 2008
6:37:32 PM CST
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What the f*ck
ShylockGoldberg
January 25th, 2008
6:39:32 PM CST
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Here are two old ideas. First - the "One, PUSH! Two, PUSH! Three, PUUSHH WHAAAOAOAOAHHH" thing with Bill Cosby. Second - Alien chestburster.
ShylockGoldberg
January 25th, 2008
6:42:48 PM CST
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Here are two new ideas: First - you just take Knocked Up and photoshop their faces into the movie and change very little else. Second - You take the footage of the agents running with their guns but instead of walkie talkies you photoshop in bloody coathangers.
tyrsenus
January 25th, 2008
6:53:08 PM CST
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Better yet, have ET giving reverse birth to Darth Vader
CameronB
January 27th, 2008
2:47:58 PM CST
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@Shylock - Bloody coathangers! Bwahaahaha! That's some funny sh*t right there!
nicbalz
January 25th, 2008
6:57:12 PM CST
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this is really good
OMGWTFBBG
January 25th, 2008
7:16:16 PM CST
(9)
I was expecting Elliott to get AIDS and then show when the house is quarantined because he has AIDS.
MarcusTheMartin
January 26th, 2008
3:55:37 AM CST
(2)
house is closed due to aids?
Icecream458
January 26th, 2008
11:10:57 AM CST
(0)
Better idea
NESchampion
January 27th, 2008
6:59:13 PM CST
(0)
/sign
omgbomb
January 25th, 2008
7:33:23 PM CST
(1)
oh christ
wisdumcube
January 25th, 2008
7:49:46 PM CST
(0)
Clever, if a bit slow.
dbomob
January 25th, 2008
8:16:58 PM CST
(0)
really really good
Phoojoeniam
January 25th, 2008
8:47:19 PM CST
(4)
Sexual innuendo FTL.
prairiedogeric10
January 25th, 2008
9:24:55 PM CST
(1)
We should drill in ANWR
jnorris441
January 25th, 2008
10:06:07 PM CST
(1)
ELLIOT IS HAVING ET'S BUTT BABY
Reject
January 25th, 2008
10:10:47 PM CST
(-1)
wow... no, wait... really? wow... I did just witness that, I cant unwatch it now... ok... again!!
Coolshirt
January 25th, 2008
10:22:49 PM CST
(1)
5'd for informing me of quality music
Chris323i
January 25th, 2008
10:26:58 PM CST
(0)
oh f*ck, simon birch is pregnant.
whitefangv
January 25th, 2008
11:25:08 PM CST
(0)
So wrong.
FreAkweNtcY
January 25th, 2008
11:41:07 PM CST
(0)
I literally cannot believe what i just saw.
Walter-Peck
January 26th, 2008
12:22:03 AM CST
(4)
F*ggy short film.
Alx328
January 26th, 2008
12:32:56 AM CST
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You sir have restored my faith in humanity. With this magnificent ytmnd you shatter reality. Continue the amazing work.
Famery-Gai
January 26th, 2008
1:27:09 AM CST
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brb, need more Jolt Cola
Mr-Aran
January 26th, 2008
3:24:39 AM CST
(1)
I'll see pt. 2 on jerry springer
MarcusTheMartin
January 26th, 2008
3:54:22 AM CST
(0)
:(
pberg
January 26th, 2008
4:33:17 AM CST
(0)
Oh man, I love it.
DJvenom
January 26th, 2008
4:48:37 AM CST
(0)
That was riveting o_o...
elerium
January 26th, 2008
8:49:40 AM CST
(1)
he took his dick and he f*cked him
Chetech
January 26th, 2008
8:49:58 AM CST
(0)
this is quite sad...
MagnusDx
January 26th, 2008
1:01:04 PM CST
(0)
teen/alien pregnancy is a serious issue.
dmaz
January 26th, 2008
2:08:55 PM CST
(0)
wow.
LazloHollyfeld
January 26th, 2008
2:24:46 PM CST
(0)
5 stars for Mogwai + general awesome.
NeverSeen
January 26th, 2008
3:22:37 PM CST
(0)
Interesting.
Compdude
January 26th, 2008
6:03:37 PM CST
(0)
I know I should be disturbed by this movie's intent, but instead I'm just confused.
jax1492
January 26th, 2008
7:14:24 PM CST
(0)
omg
rodriguj
January 26th, 2008
7:23:42 PM CST
(0)
Stiggy
January 26th, 2008
8:44:23 PM CST
(2)
Reese's Pieces are NOT birth control pills.
Varenyk
January 26th, 2008
9:13:10 PM CST
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Pretty f*cked up I must say.
barleywilkerson
January 26th, 2008
9:26:08 PM CST
(0)
hahahaha! that's terrible! lol
MuffinBear
January 26th, 2008
10:37:51 PM CST
(0)
So wrong but so right too...
Shelverman
January 27th, 2008
12:03:45 AM CST
(0)
I have no idea what vote to give this.
mainbutter
January 27th, 2008
3:09:29 AM CST
(0)
beautiful man, just beautiful. lolz
Foiz5000
January 27th, 2008
4:46:30 AM CST
(0)
Worth the wait
FalconEddie
January 27th, 2008
7:29:12 AM CST
(0)
wow just wow
thievingtaffer
January 27th, 2008
12:22:31 PM CST
(0)
Mogwai
TravisBatos
January 27th, 2008
2:49:47 PM CST
(-1)
too f*cking boring didn't have the patience after twenty minutes for it to end
Turtleproof
January 27th, 2008
3:16:41 PM CST
(0)
Grow up. :)
TravisBatos
January 28th, 2008
10:34:46 AM CST
(0)
wipe that smile off your face you queer.
Speedy
January 27th, 2008
3:39:03 PM CST
(0)
I was so waiting for the finger touching, but it never came.
Treadstone
January 27th, 2008
4:45:12 PM CST
(0)
this is art
KillerRiz
January 27th, 2008
5:09:45 PM CST
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It should end with ET's spaceship flying away.
LoadMan
January 27th, 2008
9:05:00 PM CST
(2)
The Terminator should have raped Link.
Icecream458
January 31st, 2008
8:41:19 PM CST
(1)
Now your learning!