Dennis Bergkamp destroys the Death Star
Created on: January 24th, 2008
Dennis Bergkamp destroys the Death Star
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January 24th, 2008
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needs moar ear rape naw jk 6
January 24th, 2008
(0)
omg love bergkamp. there needs to be more sites like this. 5
January 25th, 2008
(4)
Bergkamp doesn't need Han Solo or the Millennium Falcon to cover him - He does it solo.
January 26th, 2008
(1)
clearly you missed the a-wings that were on his flank the entire trench run
January 27th, 2008
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Ear rape isnt funny. My brother died that way.
February 14th, 2008
(1)
^your brother died a happy man, then
January 24th, 2008
(21)
Vader was replaced as goalie after this
January 25th, 2008
(8)
He was replaced by newcomer Vadre.
January 24th, 2008
(10)
lol @ soccer balls
January 24th, 2008
(2)
FAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
January 25th, 2008
(4)
6
January 24th, 2008
(3)
wow, much better than the radio one
January 24th, 2008
(6)
bergkaaaaaaaaaaaamp nothing but bergkaaaaaaaaaaaamp
January 24th, 2008
(6)
BERGKAMPIN ACCROSS THE UNIVERSE BERGKAMPING UNDER CAPTAIN KIRK
January 24th, 2008
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these suck. make good ones that don't suck.
January 24th, 2008
(5)
these rock make more, belt-de-ball, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUHHH %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
January 26th, 2008
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^^^ moron
January 26th, 2008
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It is you who are the moron, since this site is great and anyone with any taste would love it. You just hate things that are funny
January 27th, 2008
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Funny things are great. This isn't funny. I'm sorry you suck to the point that you need your friends to give you a bunch of 5's so that you can feel good about yourself, but that's the fact.
January 27th, 2008
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Of course it's funny, tons of people love it. I bet you would think it was funny if I added Sesame Street or Lazytown or Heath Ledger or some mainstream fad bullsh*t, you downvoting F*GGOT
January 28th, 2008
(-1)
you have one site over 4.00 humbajoe, so I wouldnt be talking.
January 28th, 2008
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Actually he only has three sites period... so he shouldn't talk
January 28th, 2008
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None of those fads are funny either - but they are better than this one. You should all get your stories straight. I had a pretty nice list of high rated YTMND's, but I deleted them. Reasoning is in "Place Your Revenge Downvote Here". Only ones other than that that are still here are only there becuase the system hasn't deleted them yet. Regardless of all of those things - you don't have to be a comedian to be able to tell that a comedian isn't funny. Same goes for YTMND. Your point is moot.
January 29th, 2008
(0)
Then what do you think is funny? Stupid crap that no one else likes?
January 29th, 2008
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Obviously, as recorded by my voting history, plenty of people like the same YTMND's that I found to be funny.
January 30th, 2008
(1)
And plenty of people like this, so STFU
January 30th, 2008
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They're subhuman retards who are likely just part of your little club you people have going on to attempt to take over YTMND with a sh*t ton of purposely awful YTMNDs.
January 31st, 2008
(1)
So people who like your sites are normal, but people who like my sites are "subhuman retards" - interesting....
January 31st, 2008
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*looks at your sites, which are all intentionally of poor quality and no humor* ...yes, that's exactly correct.
February 1st, 2008
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I find it very hard to believe that you looked at ALL of my sites
February 2nd, 2008
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I've seen plenty of your craptastic sites. I have too much mercy for my own brain to look at EVERY one of them, nor do I wish to give your sites - which exist only so that you can intentionally try to remove any possible quality from YTMND - any additional attention or credit.
February 2nd, 2008
(2)
Have you ever considered the possibility that you hate them because you're a dumpy idiot downvoter troll who needs to bite me?
February 2nd, 2008
(4)
humbajoe thinks INTERNET=SERIOUS BIZNESS, LOLZ
February 2nd, 2008
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Nope. This is due to the fact that I am neither a "downvoter" nor a "troll" - I just vote according to quality. Sorry that your site lacked any quality what so ever and you need to resort to personal attacks to convince your worthless self that you actually are good at making YTMND's and are a funny, likable person.
February 3rd, 2008
(1)
You have more 1 star votes than any other number. That makes you a downvoter in my book. You even downvote amazing sites like Kassius' remixes, which are full of quality.
February 3rd, 2008
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All that means is that the majority of YTMND's are pure and total sh*t, which is true. I vote absolute to quality. Kassius sites are not quality. They're copy and pasted audio clips into Garageband or Audition (or some other audio editing software) with a bunch of randomly placed distortion filters. There's no joke, comedic factor, or value - just another intentionally awful YTMND that him and his friends think are funny to spam the front page with and vote highly on. Your gimmicks are old.
February 3rd, 2008
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Who died and made you the sole judge of what constitutes quality? I'd like to see you make a remix as skilled and talented as Kassius'
February 3rd, 2008
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No one died, as far as I know. I just know quality when I see it, and unlike *ssh*les like you and your friends, I'm not out to grief YTMND with sh*tty sites. It's because of people like you and your friends that there are rarely any good and funny YTMND's anymore. I can easilly create anything Kassius has done, but why would I want to make more sh*tty YTMND's in that vein when I've already laid down the facts that they're value-less sh*t?
February 3rd, 2008
(1)
Then put your money where your mouth is and make one. Or else admit you're just a downvoting troll with no talent.
February 3rd, 2008
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"why would I want to make more sh*tty YTMND's in that vein when I've already laid down the facts that they're value-less sh*t?" Read. Comprehend - and then come back and post again. I'm not going to do something hypocritical just to prove something to a useless dolt on the internet of whom I have no respect for.
February 3rd, 2008
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So then delete it right after you show it to me, just do it to prove you can. Because you can't.
February 3rd, 2008
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"I'm not going to do something hypocritical just to prove something to a useless dolt on the internet of whom I have no respect for." My time using my talents in audio and video are best spent when I'm getting paid to do so anyway.
February 3rd, 2008
(1)
So, in other words, you can't. Got it.
February 3rd, 2008
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Read. Comprehend. Then come back and post again.
February 3rd, 2008
(1)
I did. You claim you can do it but you won't, which means you can't.
February 3rd, 2008
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Obviously you did not read and comprehend, and have absolutely no logic in that tiny little head of yours what-so-ever. The facts are stated quite clearly in my post, and no amount of you're attempted warping and false meanings will change the absolute truth.
February 3rd, 2008
(1)
Right, because I'm supposed to believe your stupid little excuses to get out of revealing the fact that you have no talent whatsoever and couldn't make a good YTMND if your life depended on it.
February 3rd, 2008
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lol, I've already acomplished creating worth while and high rated YTMND's many times over, and have had mine featured in Top Rated and Top Viewed several times. I've already stated that you are nobody and worthless of my respect, and therefore I will not waste unpaid time and wear-and-tear on my editor to re-create a web site of which I despise just to prove something to someone as tiny as you. I'm sorry you're angry at me because I speak in truth, and also vote according to truth, but deal with it.
February 3rd, 2008
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All a bunch of stupid excuses to try to get around the fact that you can't do it.
February 5th, 2008
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Whatever you have to tell yourself in order to convince your pathetic little brain that you're worth something in this world.
February 5th, 2008
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I'm worth more than you, considering you have absolutely nothing. Just because you don't like my sites doesn't mean they're not good
February 5th, 2008
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Yes. Yes it does. I've made very clear and absolutely valid reasons on why they suck and there's no way around fact and absolute truth.
February 6th, 2008
(1)
Thinking that your OPINION is "absolute truth" is a sign of delusion
February 6th, 2008
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I've stated nothing but fact.
February 6th, 2008
(1)
Okay, different approach: What kind of YTMND do YOU think is funny? Give examples
February 12th, 2008
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YTMND's that have a clever joke or twist to them and involved some sort of effort or legitimate talent. I have a whole favorites list you should know by now that you can check, but here's some examples: http://byrdemon.ytmnd.com/ http://vanhalenfatality.ytmnd.com/ http://ykwydsts.ytmnd.com/ http://vadercoaster.ytmnd.com/
February 13th, 2008
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All of those suck except Vadercoaster and the DNS one
February 13th, 2008
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Coming from someone who just clicks randomly in fruity loops to make random noise and copy pastes badly cropped photoshops onto images...yeah, you're an idiot and it's already been established that you lack any talent or worth what-so-ever. It's not surprising that you'd lash out against quality, as you know that if quality YTMND's took over the front page again no one would pay attention to you. You and your buds worked hard to screw the site over, afterall. Wouldn't want it all to go away.
February 13th, 2008
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Sorry, but what I say is "absolute truth", so that means I'm right and you're a dumpy idiot f*ggot downvoter troll LOL
February 13th, 2008
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I only "downvote" (I.E. give proper poor ratings to) YTMND's that are useless. I'm obviously not a troll as I give good and bad ratings and comments to sites as they deserve them. Your own actions and web-sites prove what a hack you are, where as I have real truth, logic, and the simple power of observation on my side. so just pretending your a truthful person of worth isn't going to cut it.
February 13th, 2008
(1)
Oh sure, it's "logical" that my sites are bad just because you don't like them. What a joke
February 14th, 2008
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" lol, I've already acomplished creating worth while and high rated YTMND's many times over, and have had mine featured in Top Rated and Top Viewed several times." And you conveniently deleted your sites, removing any means of objectively gauging whatever talent you might have. Therefore, people are entitled to believe that you're a talentless, downvoting troll who can't take the sort of criticism you regularly dish out.
February 15th, 2008
(0)
humbajoe likes penis
February 16th, 2008
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DW: It's logical because of pure fact. All one must do is look at them to realize that they are lazy and effortless attempts to simply flood YTMND with bad sites. Pharoh: My reasoning for deleting my sites is explained in the "Place Your Revenge Downvote Here" site. Reading is good for you. I don't care if people think I'm talentless as...the people on this site are largely nobody whom I have any reason to care about. To believe I'm a downvoter or a troll is completely assinine however...
February 16th, 2008
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...as my voting and comment history is nothing but true to the quality of the site itself. I don't have any reason to just "downvote" every site I come across - another fact proven by my voting history. In any case, ratings hardly even matter anymore. The website has been raided and taken over by a small group of morons who think it's funny to just hand out 5 star votes to everyone in their clique - no matter the quality - and lash out at anyone who is truthful and honest in his or her voting & comments.
February 17th, 2008
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Whether a site is good or not is just YOUR OPINION. Not a fact. A fact can be empirically verified. You need to take a remedial logic course. My sites are great and tons of people like them.
February 17th, 2008
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You mean tons of your lackeys in your "destroy YTMND" club give them 5 stars to further destroy the quality of YTMND. I wouldn't be surprised if you were made up of a group of folks who've tried and failed to sue YTMND in the past who decided to get together to f*ck up YTMND with a bitter and stupid plot to flood the site out with bad, unfunny YTMND's and force out quality content creators.
February 17th, 2008
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^You know how much if an idiot dumpy you sound right now? The Dew, NEDM, Brain Peppers, John Kimbel, ALL of those fads are weak or dead now. This is the new stuff in which most people find funny. You don't find it funny because you live in the past. This is the stuff that is going around now. Get used to it. Oh, and who the f*ck gives a sh*t about quality? fearcondom and wisdumcube have shown that Featured Users don't even have quality.
February 17th, 2008
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Yes, those fads are dead and weak and that's fine. The problem is, now all we have is YTMND's that are purposely made as poor quality as humanly possible and people giving them good ratings just for being terrible. The site is flooded with noise and poor photoshopping. This isn't funny - this is just lazy and uncreative.
February 17th, 2008
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If you can make a YTMND with quality, then Me and possibly DarthWang can end this conversation. If not, then you're just an idiot f*ggot.
February 17th, 2008
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Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they don't have quality, you stupid F*GGOT
March 4th, 2008
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No, it really does.
March 5th, 2008
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Someone sure has a high opinion of himself
March 5th, 2008
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Someone who knows quality when he see's it and is sick and tired of ignorant scumwads ruining things for people.
March 5th, 2008
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More like someone who's a dumpy downvoting F*GGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 6th, 2008
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You're gimicky "i'm going to call everyone who states the facts about my sites the same thing" tactic is shallow and see-thru.
March 6th, 2008
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Facts? What you're stating is your OPINION. Do you know the difference between facts and opinions?
March 18th, 2008
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If I look at a rock and say "that's a rock" - that is a fact. If I look at a sh*tty YTMND with no effort put into it and say "that is a sh*tty YTMND with no effort put into it" - that is a fact.
March 18th, 2008
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Sorry, you're confusing opinion with fact. I put a lot of effort into this. To use your analogy, if you looked at this YTMND and said "this is a YTMND" that would be a fact. If you took a look at a rock and said "this is an ugly rock" that would be an opinion.
March 18th, 2008
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obviously you did not put effort into this, as the quality is obviously poor on all accounts.
March 18th, 2008
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No it isn't. LOL A STATEMENT GIVEN WITHOUT ANY SUPPORT CAN BE DISMISSED WITHOUT ANY SUPPORT.
March 19th, 2008
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This string of comments should be in the HOF. It appears that humbajoe spends more time trying to prove that he's right with no backup than he does looking for funny YTMNDs. THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS!!!! I, myself, am not a huge fan of sites similar to these, but I won't go out of my way to play god, deciding for everyone that a site is pure sh*t. And the FPA is not taking over YTMND. If they were, the entire front page would be filled with stuff like this...
March 19th, 2008
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...Just ignore the damn sites, vote 1 or whatever, leave one comment to voice your opinion of the site ONCE and move on. That's usually what I do. BTW, if ratings don't matter to you, why the F*CK did you delete all your sites? Don't tell me to go to your "revenge downvote" site for answers. I've seen it. It pretty much contradicts everything you say to people. It's the true "crying of a sad baby who didn't like the fact that his sites sucked" as megatron so truthfully stated...
March 19th, 2008
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...Now I don't know what your sites were like. If they were good, why delete them? I've had a lot of my sites revenge downvoted (even if a lot of them DO suck), but I never deleted them for a reason as stupid and retarded as that. What you've done...you made yourself look like a whiny attention whore, trying to make people feel sorry for you. Well, judging by the results, you gained very little sorrow. And you sure aren't helping your case by personally attacking people...
March 19th, 2008
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...calling them names like a first grader and rubbing the word "fact" in their faces. And don't tell me to look at the comments that DarthWang made back to you. He wasn't the one that started it, it was you. It began (in this string of comments) when you called Captain-L337 a moron. I'm guilty of doing stuff like that too, but I'm not 100% serious when I say stuff like that. I'll say it for a laugh and move on. You go on and on into serious details and it's obvious that you aren't joking around...
March 19th, 2008
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What I'm trying to say is to just face it. You are NOT always right.
March 19th, 2008
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I came back to fav this.
March 19th, 2008
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Also, I voted 4 on this site because there is some humor involved and it is not a noise site.
March 29th, 2008
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maybe it wasn't intended to be a noise site
April 19th, 2008
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Spend a lot of time on four posts of complete and utter bullsh*t and misinformation, Prarie?
April 19th, 2008
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Looks like the dumpy F*GGOT is back, don't you have anything better to do?
May 16th, 2008
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Yes, but I don't mind spending 2 seconds here and there to make sure you remember how much of a pathetic little thing you are.
May 16th, 2008
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It isn't pathetic to stalk people's comment sections for months on end just to keep reminding them that you hate their sites?
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This is still going on? Give it up hj...also, spell my name right next time. I hate people that can't spell "prairie"
May 18th, 2008
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If you only knew the power of DENNIS BERGKAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 24th, 2008
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viva dennis bergkamp!
January 24th, 2008
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non noise noise site 5
January 24th, 2008
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1'd for fad tutorial.
January 24th, 2008
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THERE IS BEAR CUM!!!!!!!!!!
January 24th, 2008
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DARE ES BAREKHUM!
January 24th, 2008
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BERGKAAAAAAAAAAMP OUAOUAOUAOUAOAH!!!!!!!!!
January 24th, 2008
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HE DID IT
January 24th, 2008
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VOAT 10. ARSENAL LEGEND BERGKAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 24th, 2008
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Dennis Bergkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamp sites are so awesome!
January 24th, 2008
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Son of a f*ck I lol'd so hard.
January 24th, 2008
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EPIC
January 24th, 2008
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thanks for not adding noise
January 24th, 2008
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k
January 24th, 2008
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OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SCORED IN THIS BORING *SS GAME
January 25th, 2008
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LOL!
January 25th, 2008
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looooooooooooolololol
January 25th, 2008
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Fived for Arsenal Legend. Sound made it hilarious as well.
January 25th, 2008
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OUAOUAOUAOUAOAH!!!!!!!!!
January 25th, 2008
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The Non-Flying Dutchman takes out the Death Star? Irony of ironies.
January 25th, 2008
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Another great Bergkamp site :o)
January 25th, 2008
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Dennis Berkamp did the lol
January 26th, 2008
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how i did blowed up a deathstar by dennis bergkamp, age 38
January 26th, 2008
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guess I would have to watch world cup or some sh*t to fully understand... though I do understand and appreciate no ear rape
January 26th, 2008
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didn't watch
January 26th, 2008
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LOL i couldnt hold in the laughs
January 26th, 2008
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hahaha, excellent use of audio
January 26th, 2008
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this is so horribly edited, but for some reason, i can't stop laughing DENNIS BERGKAMPP DENNIS BERGKAMPPPPP
January 26th, 2008
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ear rape?
January 26th, 2008
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POOPIE BOOBS
January 26th, 2008
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lol
January 26th, 2008
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so stupid its genius
January 26th, 2008
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5
January 26th, 2008
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2 goals at once. Only Bergkamp.
January 26th, 2008
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DENNIS NOOOOOOOKAMP
January 26th, 2008
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LOL!
January 27th, 2008
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The minute I saw the site was from DarthWang, I ripped my headset off to avoid expected ear rape. 5/5.
January 27th, 2008
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No head-butt? :C
January 27th, 2008
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I was wondering when this fad was going to come back.
January 27th, 2008
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DENNIS BERGKAMP
January 27th, 2008
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DENNISH BEARCUP!
January 28th, 2008
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the soccerballs entering the exhaust port part is done very well.
January 28th, 2008
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You made me google "Dennis Bergkamp" AND DAMN HE HAS NICE VIDS(notporno)...insane DENNIS BERGKAMP!
January 28th, 2008
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hahahahaha made my day
January 28th, 2008
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!11
January 28th, 2008
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This is absolute class. Using the disco version of Star Wars was brilliant. This site reminds me of why I joined ytmnd in the first place.
January 28th, 2008
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why am i laughing?
January 28th, 2008
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well actually, you forgot poland
January 28th, 2008
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the bicycle kick is strong with this one
January 28th, 2008
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SOOO much better than the original.
January 28th, 2008
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lol is that a Maynard Ferguson cover of SW?
January 28th, 2008
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OUAOUAOUAOUAOAH!!!!!!!!!
January 28th, 2008
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AHAHAA!!!
January 28th, 2008
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awful. The sound is funny. . . but it was funny 3 or 4 years ago, too.
January 28th, 2008
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5'd and fav'd
January 28th, 2008
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Tormented all the Air; all Air seemd then Conflicting Fire: long time in eeven scale The Battel hung; till Satan, who that day
January 28th, 2008
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so good.
January 29th, 2008
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absolutely loved it as a football fan. hilarious. no other language would have worked quite as well along with such a random choice of player props all around for absolute hilarity
February 1st, 2008
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Well f*cking done. You a Gooner?
December 14th, 2014
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