Star Wars (Special Abridged Edition)
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surfinbrant
January 22nd, 2008
11:06:02 PM CST
(0)
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(0)
This is an epic win.
wisdumcube
January 22nd, 2008
11:10:18 PM CST
(0)
nice
Crusty
January 22nd, 2008
11:11:52 PM CST
(8)
I met Anthony Daniels once. He was very thin, British, and vaguely gay.
h2sbOwnzU
January 23rd, 2008
8:43:32 AM CST
(10)
There's nothing vague about Anthony Daniels gayness.
denzol
January 23rd, 2008
6:23:18 PM CST
(8)
Especially when he's blowing you.
h2sbOwnzU
January 24th, 2008
11:30:44 AM CST
(5)
Protocol droids have cold lips.
Crusty
January 29th, 2008
2:25:36 PM CST
(0)
He's fluent in over six million forms of blowjobs.
MuckRaker
January 22nd, 2008
11:13:34 PM CST
(1)
zomg loading image
DoctorWho
January 22nd, 2008
11:20:04 PM CST
(2)
Saw it coming, but still excellent.
GeneralFod
January 22nd, 2008
11:27:03 PM CST
(0)
Way to ruin a movie!
Azhur
January 22nd, 2008
11:27:47 PM CST
(0)
There goes another one.
money-hat
January 22nd, 2008
11:28:28 PM CST
(27)
At least in this version Luke gets to go to Toshii to pick up some power converters....
VIsraWratS
January 22nd, 2008
11:32:53 PM CST
(16)
He can waste time on his friends later.
money-hat
January 22nd, 2008
11:36:06 PM CST
(19)
When they ask him where he's going and he says "I guess I'm going nowhere" It actually turns out to be true in this version.
wick
January 22nd, 2008
11:37:23 PM CST
(17)
He's not a farmer, Owen. He's got too much of his father in him.
VIsraWratS
January 22nd, 2008
11:38:22 PM CST
(16)
That's what I'm afraid of.
money-hat
January 22nd, 2008
11:39:45 PM CST
(19)
Sadly, they never do find another protocol droid that speaks Bochi.
shoover
January 23rd, 2008
6:07:26 AM CST
(11)
His father was an *ssh*le, he didn't want to give him his lightsaber when he was old enough.
pgn2b
January 23rd, 2008
1:24:20 PM CST
(17)
luke and owen settle for the droid with a bad motivator
MasterAL
January 23rd, 2008
4:11:13 PM CST
(1)
drugs are a great motivator
V1L3
January 23rd, 2008
5:36:21 PM CST
(14)
Hey, what're you trying to push on us?
TheGoogle
January 23rd, 2008
11:36:53 PM CST
(4)
Luke ends up going to the academy next year.
motbob
January 24th, 2008
1:09:26 AM CST
(7)
He majors in womprat-shooting, to the disappointment of his aunt and uncle.
money-hat
January 24th, 2008
1:35:11 AM CST
(3)
...but then suddenly he gets a space owl message, from Hogwart's School of Jedi Wizardry.... Located on Alderaan... He finds Obi Wan in the desert and they go to Mos Eisley's for transport....
rocket-scientist
January 24th, 2008
10:07:53 AM CST
(2)
but then luke wins a ticket aboard the space titanic, where he meets captain han who flys it into a space iceberg.
money-hat
January 24th, 2008
10:39:42 AM CST
(4)
but that's NO space iceberg. It's...
TheGoogle
January 25th, 2008
10:21:04 PM CST
(1)
actually a small moon. They go down to explore this moon and find...
Mr-Aran
January 26th, 2008
11:05:08 AM CST
(-1)
vader's third child
Mr-Aran
January 26th, 2008
11:05:49 AM CST
(-3)
DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN
Kacen
January 23rd, 2008
12:00:57 AM CST
(2)
It's amazing to think how the history of Star Wars would change without R2-D2. I mean, in Episode 1 (I hate the prequels but for canon's sake) if R2-D2 got shot while repairing the queen's ship and the ship got destroyed...imagine...no Darth Vader...
AdmiralAckbar
January 23rd, 2008
12:14:01 AM CST
(12)
Imagine if Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon didn't run into Jar Jar, who helped them flee from the Trade Federation's forces on Naboo. They wouldn't have survived to find Anakin who later would become Darth Vader... thank god for Jar Jar Binks.
shoover
January 23rd, 2008
6:08:17 AM CST
(9)
Imagine if I did a combo breaker, Id get like a -20 on my comment.
Morgrist
January 23rd, 2008
3:08:40 PM CST
(14)
Yes. It'd be like thousands of Vader "Noooooooo" sites on YTMND cried out, and were suddenly silenced...
mchugh22
January 23rd, 2008
6:16:33 PM CST
(2)
except episodes 1,2 &3 have no validity.
Howzit
January 23rd, 2008
8:39:32 PM CST
(2)
Imagine if people didn't think Boba Fett was cool, and saw him for the 5-minute appearance minor character he was. Yeah, I hate Boba Fett, so what.
TheGoogle
January 23rd, 2008
11:38:49 PM CST
(0)
Imagine if Watto was Anakin's father. Yes I went there.
PerfectDuke
January 24th, 2008
10:45:17 PM CST
(1)
Imagine Shoover's idea if I C-C-C-C-COMBOS BREAKER!!!
wick
January 25th, 2008
4:48:14 AM CST
(0)
Imagine goatse... yeahh... just like that... where's your Star Wars now...
Walter-Peck
January 23rd, 2008
12:04:46 AM CST
(0)
+1 for at 11.
ryanc03
January 23rd, 2008
12:58:47 AM CST
(-6)
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bah, idea taken from another ytmnd.
dmaz
January 23rd, 2008
1:07:17 AM CST
(0)
nice
kindups
January 23rd, 2008
1:15:45 AM CST
(2)
Fav'd for "Fighting the Frizzies, at 11".
niku
January 23rd, 2008
3:09:59 AM CST
(0)
Hahaha this is coming out as the special ultimate platinum edition on Blu-Ray.
HockeyUSA27
January 23rd, 2008
9:18:39 PM CST
(3)
It will sell for $69.99 and people will still buy it
shoover
January 23rd, 2008
5:07:46 AM CST
(0)
no really, this is what the empire SHOULD have done.
MTown
January 23rd, 2008
9:28:57 AM CST
(1)
What are we, paying by the laser now?
DoomFrost
January 23rd, 2008
9:32:26 AM CST
(1)
also frizzies...
j5
January 23rd, 2008
10:41:32 AM CST
(0)
f*ck dude i just got through episodes I-III... poor androids
FlipNmonkey
January 23rd, 2008
9:49:58 PM CST
(0)
what do you think of them?
BoobonChron
January 23rd, 2008
11:14:30 AM CST
(2)
flawless victory
XxTopCatxX
January 23rd, 2008
11:25:12 AM CST
(2)
omfg. i always wondered what would happen if they actually shot at it. fav'd.
xsilentxherox
January 23rd, 2008
11:26:59 AM CST
(4)
c'mon everbody knows that the empire shoots green lasers.
VIsraWratS
January 23rd, 2008
6:06:08 PM CST
(0)
You are correct, sir!
Grayfox354
January 23rd, 2008
9:00:13 PM CST
(1)
Aren't those blaster bolts? =o Come on guys.. I wanna be a nerd too!
Ducky2002
January 23rd, 2008
11:36:34 AM CST
(0)
Alright, but I still like this version better: http://thatvideosite.com/video/3963
CreepPipe
January 23rd, 2008
11:46:36 AM CST
(1)
I hate the frizzies. I will tune it at 11.
wubble
January 23rd, 2008
12:20:12 PM CST
(0)
Wonder if you got the idea from Tim and Brian's conversation in Spaced?
V1L3
January 23rd, 2008
5:41:46 PM CST
(3)
Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... f*cking... Shaft.
stankdrawers
January 23rd, 2008
11:30:59 PM CST
(0)
DOLEMITE MUTHA FUKKA
tariqalsuave
January 30th, 2008
2:40:29 AM CST
(0)
Is Jabba the princess?
VIsraWratS
January 30th, 2008
6:18:15 AM CST
(0)
Nope, never seen it. I got the idea by being a nerd.
omgbomb
January 23rd, 2008
12:48:59 PM CST
(-5)
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5 for star trek
will1000
January 23rd, 2008
1:34:18 PM CST
(0)
LOLZ!
SMZ
January 23rd, 2008
1:44:13 PM CST
(1)
Just think if that was the actual movie, 5 minutes of that and then roll credits
guycaballero
January 23rd, 2008
1:59:45 PM CST
(2)
Epic domain grab
Goneja
January 23rd, 2008
3:40:42 PM CST
(0)
Hahahaha
NiteSky
January 23rd, 2008
5:26:49 PM CST
(0)
Little is it known that this the plot outline George Lucas first invisioned.
twister87
January 23rd, 2008
5:32:54 PM CST
(2)
And now, fighting the frizzies... with a 5
Spicoli
January 23rd, 2008
5:51:20 PM CST
(-1)
you thought of this while watching blue harvest.
mchugh22
January 23rd, 2008
6:12:17 PM CST
(3)
I had always thought about that scene, and how one small word would destroy the republic.
Bauter
January 23rd, 2008
6:55:27 PM CST
(-4)
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You should have had him fly in Goatse's ass...
OmniIcyshelf
January 23rd, 2008
7:25:15 PM CST
(2)
Captain, they are locking LASERS on us.
spongebolton
January 23rd, 2008
9:58:41 PM CST
(3)
LASERS!?
ZombieSlayer909
January 23rd, 2008
7:46:29 PM CST
(0)
Needs more man flesh.
Scockery
January 23rd, 2008
9:05:18 PM CST
(1)
That scene was sooo unrealistic in the theatrical version. Any gunner would've shot the pod for fun. Also, weren't they taking prisoners...so why would they have been shooting pods at all?
TurboTard
January 23rd, 2008
9:53:24 PM CST
(0)
It probably just malfunctioned.
Joe89
January 23rd, 2008
9:25:31 PM CST
(0)
lol
thievingtaffer
January 23rd, 2008
9:59:33 PM CST
(1)
That saved me some time.
dedcat
January 23rd, 2008
10:08:20 PM CST
(0)
spaced
tigerman
January 23rd, 2008
10:25:20 PM CST
(0)
5'd and fav'd for frizzies.
prairiedogeric10
January 23rd, 2008
10:39:18 PM CST
(1)
We should drill in ANWR
MikeyComicsInc
January 23rd, 2008
10:48:36 PM CST
(0)
<3
FuzzyDuck
January 23rd, 2008
11:46:52 PM CST
(1)
Fighting the Frizzies made it WIN.
el-cid-84
January 24th, 2008
12:46:35 AM CST
(-3)
LOL. STAR WARS!
ShadowSL
January 24th, 2008
2:48:12 AM CST
(1)
Empire VS. Frizzies? Better Tune in!
philkid3
January 24th, 2008
7:21:55 AM CST
(1)
Genius
Bobdole23
January 24th, 2008
7:34:36 PM CST
(2)
Better than Episode 1.
Connor
January 24th, 2008
8:08:01 PM CST
(1)
Its amazing what little things can change the movie.
GambitRF
January 25th, 2008
7:11:28 PM CST
(1)
Lucas will make a special edition where the droids shoot first
moogle234
January 25th, 2008
11:59:04 PM CST
(0)
I guess technically Obi Wan was not the only hope after all...
humbajoe
January 28th, 2008
10:52:53 PM CST
(-4)
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(-4)
Why is a heavilly abridged movie with no jokes funny or a good YTMND?
BANSCHEE
January 30th, 2008
3:31:33 PM CST
(1)
"HELP!!!!"
MasterAL
January 31st, 2008
10:15:24 PM CST
(0)
Look there goes another one! FIRE
XxTopCatxX
February 2nd, 2008
12:08:21 PM CST
(0)
yes!! Laser changed to green FTW!
SnoogansOMG
February 20th, 2008
6:28:15 PM CST
(0)
Saw it coming like a million miles out. The Empire Strikes Back one is FAR better.
Cysma
May 13th, 2008
8:51:08 PM CDT
(0)
The reason they DIDN'T shoot down the escape pod in the actual movie is because they didn't detect any signs of life inside. They thought it was an empty pod. Come to think of it: R2-D2 was carrying the Death Star plans at the time! If something like that happened, the Alliance AND the Empire would both be screwed!
philkid3
June 8th, 2008
6:37:42 AM CDT
(0)
Why is this not more highly rated? People should be fiving this just for the Bea Arthur reference.