A Christmas Reminder
Created on: December 23rd, 2007
A Christmas Reminder
Yeah...all of that sh*t. I finished my Christmas shopping at a drive thru today.

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December 23rd, 2007
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It has been estimated that 96.8 percent of all women who favor black underwear are closet whores. It has been estimated that 97.3 percent of all women who favor black underwear are closet whores. It has been estimated that 99.10 percent of all women who favor black underwear are closet whores. Do you know that a 105.09 percent of all women who favor black underwear are closet whores?
December 23rd, 2007
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bitch, I WILL CRAWL OVER THERE, AND I WILL SKULLF*CK THE SH*T OUTTA YOU!
December 23rd, 2007
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bitch, I WILL CRAWL OVER THERE, AND I WILL SKULLF*CK THE SH*T OUTTA YOU!
December 23rd, 2007
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http://wangton.myminicity.com/sec
December 29th, 2007
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So wait, women who favor black underwear get paid for sex by closets? How does that work?
December 23rd, 2007
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Trucker cap, man. I'm tellin ya.
December 23rd, 2007
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My name's Ted, and I'll be around for a long time. /bangs your cousin
December 23rd, 2007
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Hi Ted. Did she tell you how long the last two engagements lasted?
December 23rd, 2007
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Hey sport why don't you hustle me up some egg nog with a couple plugs of sailor jerry's then we'll talk.
December 23rd, 2007
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What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you?
December 23rd, 2007
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Christmas to me is the ultimate dysfunction. I'm not that poor this year mainly because my sister now has a better paying job and that 50/50 is actually 50/50 and not 70/30. It's the time of the year the whole family looks forward to loathing. The Christmas eve gift exchange between my aunts, uncles and grandparents...while they save every tag to every gift. Mom getting sauced because she's been cooking all weekend. And I just wishing we don't do it again next year.
December 23rd, 2007
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lets all just kill ourselves
December 23rd, 2007
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That's all very grim. Try going through a divorce during Christmas with your wife away at her parents and you at yours, chain smoking and watching SportsCenter repeats until 5 AM for a week.
December 23rd, 2007
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now thats depressing. happy holidays!
December 23rd, 2007
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Divorce? No, had my engagement actually lasted that's probably what I would have got for Christmas last year.
December 23rd, 2007
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YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH FOR MY TOW MISSILE!
December 23rd, 2007
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hilarious
December 23rd, 2007
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Jeez, the worst thing about Christmas is child greed and the fact that giving is concentrated into one day for a small number of people. Regardless, Christmas rocks.
December 23rd, 2007
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THIS CHRISTMAS THERE WILL BE NO PEACE ON EARTH.
December 23rd, 2007
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Because we're going to go see ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM. That'll give you an excuse to get away from your family for 90 minutes. We're sneaking a case of Coors in to the theater too. Come along!
December 23rd, 2007
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If you ever go to Golden, Colorado, look for the famed rocky mountain stream used in the beer. It's a canal and runs through the center of town. Tourists and locals like to swim/tube/piss/sweat in it. GRAB A REFRESHING COORS LIGHT. Buzzkill, sorry.
December 23rd, 2007
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"At" is a preposition. I saw it came at the end of a sentence. Inexcusable.
December 23rd, 2007
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The verb "come" was not used in the proper context in your sentence. Please hang up and dial again.
December 23rd, 2007
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HAhaha playing Holy diver!
December 23rd, 2007
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HOLY DIVER!!!
December 24th, 2007
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You've been down too long in the midnight sea.
December 23rd, 2007
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Merry Christmas, CreepPipe :)
December 23rd, 2007
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Christmas is a time when people of all faiths come together and worship Jesus Christ.
December 23rd, 2007
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Not Jehovah's Witnesses. I went to school with a girl who was a Jehovah's Witness and even as a young kid I felt bad for her because when we got to those days in school right before Christmas and got to do the cool things like paint ceramic Christmas trees and make wooden reindeer she wasn't allowed to participate. That religion is really mean to kids and really easy for adults.
December 23rd, 2007
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1. My aunt's the one who gets drunk. Off of one glass of whatever. 2. I got a giftcard to Linens & Things one year. No lie. 3. My aunt (not the drunk one) has bought me five different items that could be perceived as wallets. I've used maybe one of them in my lifetime; I should start giving away the ones I don't use. 4. Holy Diver is a sweet song.
December 23rd, 2007
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5. My uncles actually fired my dad from the family business back in June, so we're staying in some rich neighborhood in Key Largo with some of our neighbors for a week, while my extended family rots in Michigan. Happy holidays bitches!
December 23rd, 2007
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so true, so true
December 23rd, 2007
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42. You will drink as much as possible as long as your grandmother isn't watching. If she is, refer to rule 43
December 24th, 2007
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I don't give a sh*t if my grandmother sees how much I drink or not. She'll have about three 7 and 7's and have more of buzz than I will after beer #ILOSTCOUNT.
December 24th, 2007
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Your family is a lot different than my family.
December 24th, 2007
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true true
December 24th, 2007
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Get me a 30 pack of Budweiser and I'm happy.