#1 reason Picard's the better captain
Created on: December 12th, 2007
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VIsraWratS 
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In Star Trek Dinosaurs Don't Rape Picard.
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chronster
December 12th, 2007
11:17:09 PM CST
(2)
lol remember when he threw the big rock at the dino thing's balls?
Loren-lolz
December 13th, 2007
2:55:18 AM CST
(2)
I DEMAND TO SEE THIS
Super-Cool
December 13th, 2007
3:06:48 AM CST
(4)
It's not rape if its consensual.
scorpkris
December 13th, 2007
1:53:34 PM CST
(0)
And i would do anything for love :*(
wowbagger2004
December 14th, 2007
4:00:30 AM CST
(1)
kirk: putting the sensual back into non-consensual sex
HockeyUSA27
December 12th, 2007
11:58:56 PM CST
(1)
picard is better because of ytmnd, enough said
surfinbrant
December 13th, 2007
12:07:45 AM CST
(1)
o_O
kepledon
December 13th, 2007
12:15:43 AM CST
(6)
Best domain ever.
mikekz
December 13th, 2007
1:34:05 AM CST
(5)
I think so, Tim.
Enterprisee
December 13th, 2007
5:21:37 AM CST
(1)
5'd for domain name.
money-hat
December 13th, 2007
9:16:34 AM CST
(9)
if more people knew that creature was called a GORN, then the absolute best domain name would have been: GornPorn.ytmnd.com
TheBigDawg
December 13th, 2007
12:16:01 PM CST
(-1)
money-hat, you got your wish. Same image, different song...actually, I had an idea for a better song, but I can't find a good clip of it, nor can I make it myself, so...I was gonna use the sound from http://kissmeplz.ytmnd.com/ but it just cuts out and I don't like that.
s3m1lol
December 14th, 2007
12:37:00 AM CST
(2)
5'd for GornPorn.
guyledouche
December 13th, 2007
12:35:47 AM CST
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pretty weak
Econojon
December 13th, 2007
12:58:33 AM CST
(0)
A damn fine reason if I say so myself!
briglass
December 13th, 2007
1:53:33 AM CST
(0)
I see what you did there
NotYourDog
December 13th, 2007
1:57:19 AM CST
(0)
awesome
lowcast
December 13th, 2007
2:45:41 AM CST
(0)
I WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG!
WilyPeyote
December 13th, 2007
7:10:25 AM CST
(3)
While Spock watched.
motis
December 13th, 2007
8:01:28 AM CST
(9)
#1 reason Kirk is better than Picard: Even dinosaurs want to rape Kirk.
Righteousbros
December 13th, 2007
8:36:24 AM CST
(2)
Is that Raptor Jesus's father????
TX2
December 13th, 2007
10:14:46 AM CST
(4)
AND his mother.
BoobonChron
December 13th, 2007
10:17:53 AM CST
(0)
i think that's why kirk is better
pharaohmobius
December 13th, 2007
10:52:40 AM CST
(1)
No, Picard just tells his crewmembers to GET OVER IT when they get raped (see Nemesis). Coldhearted bastard.
Stig
December 13th, 2007
2:04:27 PM CST
(0)
Haha I remember that
Eldred
December 13th, 2007
8:28:55 PM CST
(0)
he also makes their clothes fall off, WITH HIS MIND
pharaohmobius
December 14th, 2007
7:02:38 AM CST
(0)
Actually, that would be the one way that Picard is superior to Kirk :oD
YourTheCoconutMan
December 13th, 2007
11:33:04 AM CST
(2)
BUT I WONT DO THAT!
egonym
December 13th, 2007
12:54:42 PM CST
(1)
ytmnd needs more meatloaf in its diet
kepledon
December 13th, 2007
12:57:41 PM CST
(2)
but i long-range-sense from there
drunk-ewok
December 13th, 2007
1:30:55 PM CST
(1)
i appreciate how you matched the background to his uniform
pozmyneghole
December 13th, 2007
1:49:23 PM CST
(0)
4 only because of meatloaf, would've been less but meatloaf is ftmfw
rascaldom
December 13th, 2007
3:02:48 PM CST
(1)
I like his lame resisting. It's obvious how much he wants it.
viralhunter
December 13th, 2007
3:56:37 PM CST
(1)
I guess that's why William Shatner's gotten so fat. He's been pregnant the whole time.
jax1492
December 13th, 2007
7:57:54 PM CST
(0)
lmao
Scockery
December 13th, 2007
9:07:14 PM CST
(0)
Awesomely bad, thanks to Meatloaf.
jokermausland
December 13th, 2007
9:47:48 PM CST
(2)
Let's do the time warp again.
barleywilkerson
December 13th, 2007
9:54:23 PM CST
(0)
heh
bakaris
December 13th, 2007
10:35:54 PM CST
(0)
Picard wasn't man enough for the dinosaur.
Bluedoo
December 13th, 2007
10:41:17 PM CST
(-2)
F*ck you.
VIsraWratS
December 13th, 2007
10:42:43 PM CST
(4)
Damn, I never realized dinosaur rape was such a serious matter.
sselzler
December 14th, 2007
12:35:31 AM CST
(0)
Why is Kahn in a dinosaur costume? Is this a Halloween episode? FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKK.
milkmanv1
December 14th, 2007
2:11:29 AM CST
(0)
And all I really want is VELOCIRAPTORS....and in the morning it's VELOCIRAPTORS....cause in the evening it's VELOCIRAPTORS
avarius
December 14th, 2007
4:15:31 AM CST
(0)
rapetors are not funny!
brucedlx
December 14th, 2007
4:29:16 AM CST
(-4)
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is ytmnd full of f*cking trekkies or what? How f*cking nerd do you have to be to 5 this sh*t? Wow I can't believe I even visit this site.
dmaz
December 14th, 2007
8:19:26 AM CST
(1)
Someone better get this guy some butter cuz he's ON A ROLL!
guycaballero
December 14th, 2007
10:10:53 AM CST
(0)
I could literally make a better dinosaur costume with sh*t lying around in my kitchen.
SilverDollar
December 14th, 2007
7:04:14 PM CST
(1)
That says more about you, than it does about the costume.
VIsraWratS
December 14th, 2007
7:54:25 PM CST
(0)
lol. Why is this nsfw?
Crusty
December 14th, 2007
8:48:24 PM CST
(0)
Shatner. I'd rape William Shatner.
scottydoggz
December 14th, 2007
9:42:46 PM CST
(0)
u got my vote
CameronB
February 1st, 2008
1:26:03 PM CST
(0)
Kirk was a million times cooler than Picard... but this is f*cking funny. Solid 4. (If there was a 4 and a half, I'd vote that)