A Christmas Carol - Abridged
Created on: December 10th, 2007
A Christmas Carol - Abridged
Chav-Slayer 
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Scrooge learns the true meaning of Christmas and has his zest for life rekindled through the magic of a child's voice. Not an original idea, but hey, Christmas.
A Christmas Carol (1999)
A Christmas Carol (1999)

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fourest
December 10th, 2007
3:42:26 PM CST
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Yay, Chav!
Father-McKenzie
December 10th, 2007
3:43:56 PM CST
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tubular royalty free sound effects
BobTheJob
December 10th, 2007
3:46:43 PM CST
(9)
Jean Luc hates children.
g0ast
December 10th, 2007
4:39:48 PM CST
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Attack his vocal cords for massive emotional trauma that he'll have to get therapy for later, only for it to resurface in his golden years when TV emerges and the Star Trek begins.
psychedeliccowboy
December 10th, 2007
3:49:47 PM CST
(7)
more gravy than of grave
Chives
December 10th, 2007
3:50:19 PM CST
(3)
Bah!
TallestSkil
December 12th, 2007
6:26:59 PM CST
(3)
Humbug! Oh, yeah... COLOSSALLY EPIC DOMAIN GRAB.
Grimm22
December 10th, 2007
3:50:20 PM CST
(21)
Picard only celebrates Kwanza
Shephard
December 11th, 2007
6:56:12 PM CST
(1)
See that stick he has that he uses on that kid? I won't even tell you guys what he did to me when I trick or treated there =/
icenine0
December 10th, 2007
3:52:06 PM CST
(23)
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Super-Cool
December 10th, 2007
3:52:41 PM CST
(4)
O_O
CreepPipe
December 10th, 2007
3:52:59 PM CST
(2)
lol
karatelegend
December 10th, 2007
3:54:12 PM CST
(3)
heart warming :)
Stiggy
December 10th, 2007
3:54:30 PM CST
(29)
It was justified. That motherf*cker was going to kill all his lillies!
Super-Cool
December 10th, 2007
7:15:14 PM CST
(2)
LOL
Kernowyom
December 10th, 2007
4:00:09 PM CST
(14)
I thought Kermit the Frog was in this?
TallestSkil
December 12th, 2007
6:07:37 PM CST
(3)
Okay, now THAT is the ultimate A Christmas Carol. If only Patrick Stewart HAD been in The Muppet Christmas Carol... oh well, that was a good movie nonetheless...
wowbagger2004
December 13th, 2007
4:18:46 AM CST
(2)
don't be dissing on the Canie, yo
wowbagger2004
December 13th, 2007
4:19:17 AM CST
(2)
caine
MrT-Time
December 10th, 2007
4:10:29 PM CST
(3)
Now that's the spirit of Christmas !
ubermann
December 10th, 2007
4:22:38 PM CST
(17)
shut up wesley
LoadMan
December 14th, 2007
10:42:08 PM CST
(1)
Beat me to it.
bigsquid
December 10th, 2007
4:29:56 PM CST
(2)
i liek you :]
Nyeusigrube
December 10th, 2007
4:37:44 PM CST
(1)
bwararar
WAFFLEZ
December 10th, 2007
4:48:47 PM CST
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+1 for an unhappy ending, but this is the same joke. I mean, seriously, get your own style.
jm8da2K
December 10th, 2007
4:49:15 PM CST
(2)
Nothing like a good case of child abuse. . . mmmmm.
CaptainRescue
December 11th, 2007
3:19:47 PM CST
(1)
Goes down smooth. Excellently compliments that Christmas Ham!
AntwanDavis
December 10th, 2007
4:51:11 PM CST
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Jump on the bandwagon...
rascaldom
December 10th, 2007
5:24:09 PM CST
(4)
P(atrick Stewart)WNED!
wisdumcube
December 10th, 2007
5:25:01 PM CST
(9)
Abridged fad please.
prairiedogeric10
December 10th, 2007
5:45:25 PM CST
(3)
Picard beats children
KingRynan
December 10th, 2007
5:52:05 PM CST
(1)
Needs better sound sync.
randomdude
December 10th, 2007
6:06:32 PM CST
(1)
Picard hate kids =(
DoctorWho
December 10th, 2007
6:13:20 PM CST
(7)
Get off my bridge!
TallestSkil
December 12th, 2007
6:08:19 PM CST
(3)
Get off my (a)bridge(d)!
Sporticus
December 10th, 2007
6:27:54 PM CST
(2)
i voted five
hrf3420
December 10th, 2007
6:40:35 PM CST
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you should totally make another one but do the lex luthor "WROOOOOONG" instead lol... that was what i was expecting.
Necronomicon
December 10th, 2007
6:49:47 PM CST
(1)
Lizardman-esque.
jfxzero
December 10th, 2007
7:04:34 PM CST
(2)
Hahahaha I love the new tragic Christmas YTMNDs. Beautiful work, also love the description.
NeoMatrixClt
December 10th, 2007
7:09:32 PM CST
(1)
agreed, more plz
mundermann
December 10th, 2007
7:40:56 PM CST
(0)
Sound was off, but... well, I'm giving it 5 stars. God bless us, every one!
GeneralFod
December 10th, 2007
8:36:10 PM CST
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Nice. I think I have that movie recorded on vhs somewhere, but I didn't know that movie was made in 1999, it looks at least ten years older than that. Just my thought.
Bacaruda
December 10th, 2007
8:48:34 PM CST
(1)
And they lived happily ever after.
Twinsen
December 10th, 2007
8:54:15 PM CST
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"Go away, I'm hard at work... writing in this book."
omgbomb
December 10th, 2007
9:00:45 PM CST
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who?
dmaz
December 10th, 2007
9:17:35 PM CST
(1)
Simple and Effective
TheGreatGatsby
December 10th, 2007
10:37:28 PM CST
(1)
That was beautiful!
Babyeater
December 10th, 2007
10:47:46 PM CST
(1)
Best use of Picard possible
zh12989
December 10th, 2007
10:59:25 PM CST
(2)
This Month's Best Site. ROFLMAO.
mandodgingdebris
December 10th, 2007
11:07:38 PM CST
(1)
Win.
HockeyUSA27
December 10th, 2007
11:10:17 PM CST
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wow, the company that sponsored this movie has the same name as my town, home pride ftw!
Gravitroid
December 11th, 2007
10:02:49 AM CST
(1)
That was hysterical. I can't stop laughing.
will1000
December 11th, 2007
2:01:58 PM CST
(1)
lol, good one
jimbo7676
December 11th, 2007
2:02:08 PM CST
(1)
URGGHHH! *smack*
jasonkrowe
December 11th, 2007
3:02:02 PM CST
(7)
THERE.ARE.FOUR.CALLING.BIRDS!
TheDoubleG
December 12th, 2007
3:41:10 PM CST
(5)
THREE.FRENCH.HENS!
Coolgamer
December 12th, 2007
4:33:54 PM CST
(4)
Two durtle toves!
JoeyJoeJoe
December 12th, 2007
4:43:39 PM CST
(4)
and a partridge in a pear tree
money-hat
December 13th, 2007
9:05:40 AM CST
(4)
Then, On the FIFTH DAY of Christmas....
Coolgamer
December 13th, 2007
10:29:28 AM CST
(5)
There was a CO CO COMBO BREAKER!
keylimepie25
December 14th, 2007
9:47:34 PM CST
(1)
Picard thinks you deserve a ruler to the face.
ProfGlitch
December 15th, 2007
8:14:00 PM CST
(1)
THERE ARE FIVE CALLING BIRDS
Musicrant
December 11th, 2007
4:04:54 PM CST
(1)
Epic Pacard is the worlds greatest actor, he can go from saving children to beating them in as little as 1 second(s)
mariostar06
December 11th, 2007
5:08:39 PM CST
(1)
movie sucked.
Premonition45
December 11th, 2007
5:26:41 PM CST
(2)
You'll have to call again!
duckferret
December 11th, 2007
5:47:50 PM CST
(0)
five stars
thebito
December 11th, 2007
6:38:49 PM CST
(1)
This is a new fad, GO!
Eldred
December 11th, 2007
7:25:02 PM CST
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THIS WILL BE PACARDED AND IT WILL BE EPIC
Eldred
December 11th, 2007
7:27:17 PM CST
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basically i figure that PACARD will be offended that the kid isnt singing EPIC reggae and beat him
Coolgamer
December 13th, 2007
10:30:15 AM CST
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MAKE THAT YTMND.
MasterAL
December 11th, 2007
8:26:33 PM CST
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I think the ending should be left open for interpretation as to what exactly he did with that stick :/
Ownager
December 11th, 2007
9:05:19 PM CST
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OWNED.
keatonkeaton999
December 11th, 2007
11:15:45 PM CST
(1)
PACARD'D
TheManWithNoFace
December 11th, 2007
11:27:54 PM CST
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Darklurkr
December 11th, 2007
11:54:29 PM CST
(1)
Captain Jean McScrooge Inc. XP
deliman
December 12th, 2007
12:29:35 AM CST
(1)
5'd for your name.
JoeyKazooie
December 12th, 2007
1:13:00 AM CST
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Givfe him dreadlocks! and end with the Pacard theme
wasianchickn
December 12th, 2007
1:21:11 AM CST
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Everything should be abridged. Except then we would have abridged abridged verions? WAKAWAKA
brachiosaurus
December 12th, 2007
5:29:19 AM CST
(1)
RAWR!
borlak
December 12th, 2007
7:23:50 AM CST
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-2 not even synced. refreshed
Chichiri
December 12th, 2007
7:58:08 AM CST
(2)
Decrease the surplus population!
BigLeagueJew
December 12th, 2007
9:58:43 AM CST
(-1)
stupid
Icecream458
December 12th, 2007
11:15:19 AM CST
(1)
lol
Coolgamer
December 12th, 2007
11:50:00 AM CST
(0)
Stupid brat deserved it.
tedshose
December 12th, 2007
12:27:59 PM CST
(1)
bah hum bug
mike-smith
December 12th, 2007
12:28:55 PM CST
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*ssh*le kid. HE'S TRYING TO WRITE.
Eldred
December 12th, 2007
3:12:52 PM CST
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and he sang un-epic non-reggae too
OokOokOok
December 12th, 2007
1:08:07 PM CST
(1)
Hurrah! The movie adaptation of brutal beatings with a stick, from the book by Dickens. Instant 5'd
Goneja
December 12th, 2007
2:36:30 PM CST
(1)
You WIN, good DAY sir
Drealgrin
December 12th, 2007
3:19:12 PM CST
(1)
WHERE THE F*CK IS EPIC PACARD?
Eldred
December 12th, 2007
7:31:51 PM CST
(1)
RUMOR HAS IT THAT JOHN LUKE IS ON VACATION IN JAMAICA WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE HES FROM JAMAICA
money-hat
December 13th, 2007
9:10:07 AM CST
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No the rumor was I was on vacation with Pacard in Jamaica, and then he came back to the States for Thanksgiving with me, then he left the house abruptly because Ray Liotta RUINeD the feast.... I assumed he returned to Jamaica at that point, but I'm really not sure..
Stig
December 13th, 2007
1:58:28 PM CST
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Well his vacation has ended, I'm sure he returned to YTMND, to get his EPIC on
TheOWA
December 12th, 2007
7:13:13 PM CST
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I love how everyone is nice to the poor kid on Christmas but the rest of the year he'll probably eat jack sh*t because his parents are retarded alcoholics that don't know how to spend money. This is why stupid people shouldn't reproduce.
KangarooKirby
December 12th, 2007
11:57:56 PM CST
(1)
Child abuse = 5
thrash242
December 13th, 2007
2:07:29 AM CST
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A f*ggy short film. Mildly funny.
Sorvea
December 13th, 2007
7:41:22 AM CST
(1)
Thats not funny..... who am I kidding, yes it is :) 5
Chocozuma
December 13th, 2007
7:57:15 AM CST
(1)
we don't celebrate Christmas on the enterprise.
mr-coolies
December 13th, 2007
9:52:26 AM CST
(1)
:D
Genko
December 13th, 2007
12:01:47 PM CST
(2)
Epic picard bitch slap.
Eldred
December 13th, 2007
7:23:02 PM CST
(0)
picard isnt epic only PACARD is EPIC
Stig
December 13th, 2007
1:59:07 PM CST
(1)
SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE CHILD
JasonFrost
December 13th, 2007
4:33:26 PM CST
(1)
superbe
mario0318
December 13th, 2007
9:42:59 PM CST
(1)
It's what's Xmas is all about.
chrombot
December 14th, 2007
12:59:32 AM CST
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This reminds me. Studios and production companies, next time you think about doing a christmas carol, remember,we've had muppets, picard, fraiser, murray, rich little, george c scott, mickey mouse and so many TV sitcom and cartoon adaptations. Lets really knock it off huh?
ninjineer
December 14th, 2007
10:11:05 AM CST
(1)
Patrick Stewart ownage.
CrossL
December 14th, 2007
6:51:04 PM CST
(1)
I did not expect that. I don't know what to think.
Mikewee777
December 14th, 2007
10:42:43 PM CST
(1)
The dubbing is off, but I still loved this. Don't watch the original movie. I always wanted to watch a realistic ending. Instead of those stupid ,communist ideals of charity.
senator
December 15th, 2007
12:09:09 PM CST
(2)
This should have ended with Picard blasting him with the tommy gun...
HACaboose
December 15th, 2007
3:09:58 PM CST
(2)
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead! BONK!
Pumpkinguts99
December 15th, 2007
5:27:57 PM CST
(3)
there are four lights
C-Euro
December 19th, 2007
12:29:39 PM CST
(3)
Four Christmas lights, maybe.
Carbon14Braintest
December 16th, 2007
5:31:14 AM CST
(2)
I'd have it no other way!
SirEdenDavis
December 16th, 2007
2:52:26 PM CST
(1)
Golly.
o0Ender0o
January 28th, 2008
8:06:50 PM CST
(1)
great ytmnd with great comments
megas
July 28th, 2008
3:23:16 PM CDT
(1)
we need another version with more dreads and the pacard song
ker-plop
December 10th, 2010
4:02:25 PM CST
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And that's why Holodeck programs are password protected.