The real irony is that the Chuck Norris facts are all blown out of proportion hyperboles used for comedy and they're making the comparison to all these false joke statements with Mike Huckabee's real campaign platforms; meaning his ideas are about as real and practical as Chuck Norris facts.

soapalope

November 19th, 2007

6:28:27 PM CST

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Then Huckabee is unstoppable.

WAFFLEZ

November 19th, 2007

6:33:10 PM CST

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Yeah, well, this is American politics we're talking about. People are either too dumb to realize that, or smart enough to realize that American politics consists entirely of blown out of proportion hyperboles.

skfyre

November 19th, 2007

8:26:25 PM CST

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Ain't true. A hyperbole indicates there is some *tiny grain of truth* to begin with. Still while I find it 50% disturbing I do find it 100% amusing. 5.

yiddish

November 19th, 2007

9:51:20 PM CST

(3)

A hyperbole is really fast dishes right?

skfyre

November 20th, 2007

1:32:17 AM CST

(0)

No, it's somewhere between a salad shooter and a juice tiger.

survient

November 21st, 2007

12:35:10 AM CST

(2)

Yeah, well, this is YTMND. Politics died at the redirect page. What redirect page? Exactly.

Improviser

November 19th, 2007

6:28:00 PM CST

(0)

oh gawd

VoiceMail

November 19th, 2007

6:49:32 PM CST

(-1)

Where would we keep all the dead Mexican bodies. I BET THATS NOT ON HIS PLATFORM.

skfyre

November 19th, 2007

8:27:31 PM CST

(4)

Did you see a SIGN on Chuck Norris' neck that said dead Mexican storage?

VoiceMail

November 19th, 2007

8:36:08 PM CST

(1)

What do you mean? I didn't see no sign.

skfyre

November 19th, 2007

8:59:42 PM CST

(4)

You know why you didn't see that sign? CAUSE STORING DEAD MEXICAN'S AIN'T CHUCK NORRIS' F*CKING BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY

Huntor

November 19th, 2007

9:55:57 PM CST

(0)

The sign is on his stomach

Goonicus

November 19th, 2007

9:59:42 PM CST

(0)

No, Hunt, that's dead Mexican BABIES. Retard.

DonaldMcRonald

November 19th, 2007

7:06:19 PM CST

(0)

My Cucklebee?

KingPotBingSoo

November 19th, 2007

7:21:20 PM CST

(1)

omfg is this serious? wow ... im f*cking speechless

wisdumcube

November 19th, 2007

7:32:56 PM CST

(2)

oh. my. god. I really don't know what to say.

MrSinistar

November 19th, 2007

7:46:51 PM CST

(1)

"Yes, thank you." </simon pegg>

skfyre

November 19th, 2007

8:29:12 PM CST

(1)

Thank you sir, may I have another!

drew00c

November 19th, 2007

7:40:20 PM CST

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even though someone had to perform the brave service of bringing this you've-got-to-be-f*cking-kidding-me commercial to YTMND's attention, I'm 3'ing just because its a straight rip. Huckabee, what a loser! "Every life is precious...blah blah blah" he's an assclown, and shame on Chuck for not knowing better.

jorrar

November 19th, 2007

7:42:33 PM CST

(1)

great

notavailable

November 19th, 2007

7:58:48 PM CST

(-1)

I think it's great that he's not all serious all the time, and this ad really does bring across his warm personality. You're never going to see Hillary do this. Still not going to vote for him, though.

soapalope

November 19th, 2007

8:01:49 PM CST

(0)

My gramma depends on her $0.47 social security check every month to buy diapers and Dr. Scholl's houseshoe inserts, so let's keep the IRS, Mike Huckabee, you prick.

skfyre

November 19th, 2007

8:30:38 PM CST

(0)

Don't worry dude, by the time you're in diapers you won't have to worry about social security cause it'll be bankrupt.

soapalope

November 19th, 2007

8:31:49 PM CST

(2)

Which is why I'm investing all my money in mortgage-backed securities.

skfyre

November 19th, 2007

9:00:47 PM CST

(0)

Hopefully in foreign countries so when the value of the dollar crumbles...

survient

November 21st, 2007

12:37:31 AM CST

(0)

.... THE USSR WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!

skaneinateit

November 19th, 2007

8:18:25 PM CST

(0)

como?

thebaronvonbito

November 19th, 2007

8:27:55 PM CST

(2)

Mike Huckabee is pro-life in order to give Chuck Norris more babies to kick.

thebaronvonbito

November 19th, 2007

8:28:31 PM CST

(1)

Mike Huckabee has never raised taxes, but he has raised the death toll.

everblink5

November 19th, 2007

8:31:12 PM CST

(2)

Best campaign ever. Quit yer bitchin unless you wanna see Hillary Clinton pretending to be straight 4 more years

thebaronvonbito

November 19th, 2007

8:32:23 PM CST

(2)

Mike Huckabee once lost 110 pounds through healthy living, and that extra fat became a very skinny illegal immigrant.

thebaronvonbito

November 19th, 2007

8:32:59 PM CST

(2)

Huckabee shot him.

Paralistalon

November 19th, 2007

8:36:27 PM CST

(3)

I would vote higher except I already saw the quality version of this on YouTube a couple days ago.

soapalope

November 19th, 2007

8:49:37 PM CST

(2)

WEL,L AREN'T WE MISTAR JOHNNY ON THE SPOT what's youtube

Grimm22

November 19th, 2007

9:01:14 PM CST

(1)

I feel safer already

superstatguy

November 19th, 2007

9:12:31 PM CST

(-1)

If Chuck Norris murders all those people, why would he support the biggest anti-Abortion canidate (This dude didn't even want a mentally-retarded girl who was raped by her stepdad to be able to abort her child; that has Douche-Bag Politician written all over it) I thus support the abortion of Huckabee 08

mooby24

November 19th, 2007

10:20:32 PM CST

(-1)

I support your mom's abortion of you....damn, too late.

superstatguy

November 20th, 2007

2:44:53 AM CST

(0)

She tried, but the doctor accidentally aborted some baby of a dyke.......

MFGreth

November 19th, 2007

9:22:29 PM CST

(1)

five'd not because i like this commercial, but because i agree.... this is a sad day.

windmillninja

November 19th, 2007

9:23:58 PM CST

(2)

Huck/Chuck '08

survient

November 21st, 2007

12:38:54 AM CST

(0)

die..................just................die..................

majordanger-gundam

November 19th, 2007

9:30:50 PM CST

(1)

We're all doomed...

Walkindude

November 19th, 2007

9:59:08 PM CST

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Hilarious! Vote Ron Paul 2008 though.

Goonicus

November 19th, 2007

10:10:18 PM CST

(1)

Great! Where are we going?

Goonicus

November 19th, 2007

11:07:27 PM CST

(0)

Oh, that's why you double posted up there...

AustinGunner

November 19th, 2007

10:18:04 PM CST

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Ingenius Ad. YOUTUBEtmnd. Wait, i love your sources, 5.

killabee

November 20th, 2007

2:07:58 AM CST

(1)

He has my vote now.

Xizer

November 20th, 2007

3:03:19 AM CST

(1)

Congratulations, you learned how to make an animated GIF! Also, to everyone who thinks Chuck Norris is a badass, you're retarded. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnFg0Sp2Xw

MrSinistar

November 20th, 2007

9:03:05 AM CST

(1)

Hey at least, I brought the freaking ad to your freaking attention.

Zipzinger

November 21st, 2007

11:07:52 AM CST

(0)

As if you didn't know he was very conservative to begin with. You don't have to idolize every part of someone to admire their general badassery and enjoy their TV shows and movies.

Gh3nWar3

November 20th, 2007

8:18:01 PM CST

(0)

this is totally real, I work for the Post Production house that does all this guys ads, we're shooting a new one next week, dunno if Chuck is involved but can't wait to shoot it!

Gh3nWar3

May 6th, 2009

8:07:47 AM CDT

(1)

its been 1 year, 5 months, 16 days, 20 hours, 13 minutes, and 42 seconds since my last comment on YTMND... oh my god, where have I been? oh yeah, a wife and four year old... I hate my life XD

sanvarin

November 20th, 2007

10:45:12 PM CST

(1)

politics isnt a stage show.

survient

November 21st, 2007

12:45:59 AM CST

(0)

why do I have the feeling that chuck norris is a fake(no beard!) , and that Mike Huckabee is just a zombie chuck never bothered to finish off? And I doubt there will be another chuck ad, 2 reasons. 1: It's expensive as F*** to have chuck be filmed. 2: The chuck norris round house kicked the fake norris before filming started, the camera was so stunned it didn't know any better. Chuck shortly thereafter ate the camera and allowed this to get aired, just for his amusement.

theo47

November 23rd, 2007

11:14:17 AM CST

(0)

Congrats on making an animated GIF

Torint

November 25th, 2007

9:30:18 AM CST

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I hate to say it, bu Huckabee is a PR Genius. Whether or not you believe Chuck Norris Facts, poepole will think "Oh, Huckabee is a funny guy", and will be more likely to vote for him, that's how Bush won in the first place. Huckabee's numbers have actually gone up since he launched this ad.

LeQuack-is-Back

December 24th, 2007

10:40:53 PM CST

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

ClingingMars

January 20th, 2008

5:55:02 PM CST

(0)

Huckabee 08

netvana

February 5th, 2008