he ______'d my _______ _______ until 5 am
Created on: November 16th, 2007
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Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
What I love about Fox news is they feign this incredible moral indignation while keeping some of the dirtiest stuff on the screen for ridiculous amounts of time. I remember Bill O'Reilly critizing Kim Kardashian as a slut while having the sex tape she made PLAYING in the window beside him. Scenes where she's getting absolutely destroyed by a huge black dick. And it goes on for like a minute and a half.
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