Why I ride a Harley.
Created on: October 23rd, 2007
Why I ride a Harley.
Shaolinwind 
harleydavidson.ytmnd.com
Video:disturbing old porno.Sound:Honda commercial,Motley Crue - Don't take this site seriously. It doesn't reflect my actual opinions on motorcycles or f*gs. It is however a way to utilize the most eye-raping video ever made.
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Crowtrobot
October 23rd, 2007
12:21:49 AM CDT
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That's why I drive a Miata.
fuzzhammersignifican
October 23rd, 2007
12:00:24 PM CDT
(71)
i drive a bicyle. so, Shaolinwind, how many 1970's gay porn did you watch before you found this one?
ryanmontana
October 23rd, 2007
4:08:14 PM CDT
(9)
More ssseeders please
bliss
October 23rd, 2007
5:16:49 PM CDT
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You fail, please try again.
Bob-the-Builder
October 24th, 2007
11:30:40 PM CDT
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im finding it hard to get myself to five a site that a guy made out of an old gya porno.....i think im just not gonna vote, and quietly judge you as a flaming homosexual
Shaolinwind
October 25th, 2007
2:17:07 AM CDT
(1)
Um did you not notice the gay bashing?
Osttrumpet
October 25th, 2007
5:10:02 AM CDT
(9)
question is, what were u doing with an old gay porno?
Zekeiel
October 25th, 2007
1:13:33 PM CDT
(3)
@fuzzhammersignificant: Ahaha, burn of the week!
Sartoris
October 25th, 2007
9:17:49 PM CDT
(20)
Let's make clear that this isn't sex between men who want to have sex with other men. This is gay sex.
zabijam
October 25th, 2007
10:45:05 PM CDT
(10)
f*ggy short film
Reject
October 26th, 2007
10:00:20 AM CDT
(0)
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only ever known chics and f*gs to drive miatas... goes hand in hand with coldplay
fuzzhammersignifican
October 27th, 2007
9:03:46 AM CDT
(2)
its still funny, thats the whole point. and why does the most retarded and obvious comment ever, where i spelled bicycle wrong, get +50?
DoomFrost
October 27th, 2007
10:52:58 AM CDT
(2)
Don't take my vote seriously. It doesn't reflect my actual score on YTMND. It is however a way to vote 5 on every site.
muke
October 28th, 2007
5:49:34 PM CDT
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That's why I drive a Soltice
TheManWithNoFace
October 23rd, 2007
12:22:08 AM CDT
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
wheelyum
October 23rd, 2007
12:41:45 AM CDT
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nice domain grab
WAFFLEZ
October 23rd, 2007
1:00:01 AM CDT
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Strange. (Note: I do not discourage homosexuality or gayness. Be gay, be a homosexual, or be both if you want!)
Twinsen
October 23rd, 2007
1:02:52 AM CDT
(2)
so lame, but roight up ma alleh
pharaohmobius
October 23rd, 2007
4:04:44 AM CDT
(9)
That's what HE said! *rimshot*
Jorgezoltan
October 23rd, 2007
8:10:07 PM CDT
(2)
in more ways than one!
Eldred
October 23rd, 2007
8:28:43 PM CDT
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In bed!
shoover
October 23rd, 2007
3:14:21 AM CDT
(0)
Yes sir.
dmaz
October 23rd, 2007
3:42:46 AM CDT
(6)
rofl i love how he shamelessly and immediately puts his hand right on her crotch
Jedi-of-the-Hills
October 23rd, 2007
4:04:47 AM CDT
(3)
Her? Hah! Watch it again. And again. And as many times as it takes before you get it and your mind becomes horribly scarred.
evilplayer
October 23rd, 2007
7:00:41 AM CDT
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dmaz, you missed the boat on this one. :)
wisdumcube
October 23rd, 2007
11:39:41 AM CDT
(1)
lol dmaz, I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not. If you weren't I think you need to take a closer look. Either way, lmao.
paphan
October 23rd, 2007
12:21:45 PM CDT
(4)
Is this the Tobias Fünke syndrome?
MrMuskOx
October 23rd, 2007
8:44:39 PM CDT
(1)
lmfao... um... maybe dmaz doesn't know the difference.
scorpkris
October 24th, 2007
10:51:14 AM CDT
(4)
ITS A DICK! it is NOT a mouth based videogame
dmaz
October 24th, 2007
1:10:28 PM CDT
(10)
ohhhh fuuuckkkkkkkk.........i just thought she was wearing one of those late 70 hairstyles......blargh, i need to start taking ytmnd a little more seriously and begin paying attention
dmaz
October 24th, 2007
1:10:58 PM CDT
(3)
err..he
CaptainRescue
October 25th, 2007
4:28:19 PM CDT
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Congratulations! You're gay now!
MasterAL
October 26th, 2007
9:35:33 PM CDT
(2)
I thought I was looking at two lesbians as well, and my pants had a 3.5 tremor on the Richter scale.
Sifer2
October 23rd, 2007
4:33:17 AM CDT
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Maybe its the other way around an she is putting her hand on his crotch. Or that's just a scrawny guy.
Herald77
October 23rd, 2007
4:34:45 AM CDT
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If I wanted to wait a minute to see a gay joke, I'd watch Will and Grace.
wesniles
October 23rd, 2007
4:55:22 AM CDT
(3)
total f*g, gueer bitch, fruity mcgay gay
symantech
October 23rd, 2007
5:08:11 AM CDT
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w t f
PinkUniscorn
October 23rd, 2007
6:01:38 AM CDT
(1)
that is what watchign the secret gardon feels like
jimbo7676
October 23rd, 2007
6:10:36 AM CDT
(5)
Do you often go looking for old gay porn? You need a new hobby I think.
marty4286
October 23rd, 2007
6:51:43 AM CDT
(25)
Do you often go looking for old gay porn? You need to call me I think.
Father-McKenzie
October 23rd, 2007
7:46:44 AM CDT
(1)
wait wasnt grover going to come in and molest them?
Shaolinwind
October 23rd, 2007
1:10:26 PM CDT
(9)
How many back to the future sites are you up to now?
Icecream458
October 25th, 2007
2:20:26 PM CDT
(3)
Both of you stop it!
ytmotherfuckernd
October 25th, 2007
8:34:06 PM CDT
(5)
STOP, YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!!
ChickenChaser820
October 27th, 2007
10:43:56 AM CDT
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BAM!
Valamort
October 23rd, 2007
7:58:16 AM CDT
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hot
Walter-Peck
October 23rd, 2007
8:35:51 AM CDT
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I hope you don't find out about "bears", some of the gayest hairy bikers of all.
DarthWang
October 23rd, 2007
8:43:05 AM CDT
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verscharren
October 23rd, 2007
9:16:28 AM CDT
(1)
john holmes would approve......
lowcast
October 23rd, 2007
9:51:21 AM CDT
(0)
...
drunk-ewok
October 23rd, 2007
10:16:50 AM CDT
(0)
..
yourgrandma
October 23rd, 2007
10:53:03 AM CDT
(2)
lol
Mitchell26
October 23rd, 2007
11:02:06 AM CDT
(0)
hell yea!
GregGumballs
October 23rd, 2007
11:10:08 AM CDT
(0)
needs more stallone
erifneerg
October 23rd, 2007
11:16:24 AM CDT
(0)
where did you fine this?!
agentespio
October 23rd, 2007
11:16:54 AM CDT
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anybody who downvotes this probably rides a honda.
NismoMan
October 23rd, 2007
11:26:16 AM CDT
(3)
I ride a Honda (77 CB550 Four) and I think this is hilarious. 5'd
wisdumcube
October 23rd, 2007
11:38:08 AM CDT
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you win
BobOstertag
October 23rd, 2007
12:12:28 PM CDT
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No
CyrisMustang
October 23rd, 2007
12:19:00 PM CDT
(6)
Why you ride a harbl.
EmoKiller
October 23rd, 2007
12:42:44 PM CDT
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F*ck Honda. Harley forever.
WTFBBQTengu
October 23rd, 2007
1:44:31 PM CDT
(0)
that was unexpected.
ravermonkey
October 23rd, 2007
2:23:33 PM CDT
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lozor
Burrich
October 23rd, 2007
2:31:37 PM CDT
(-1)
drop out
GeneralFod
October 23rd, 2007
2:59:10 PM CDT
(-1)
O.O
GenAmonX2K
October 23rd, 2007
3:51:28 PM CDT
(0)
So uhh, link to the source?
GenAmonX2K
October 23rd, 2007
3:52:41 PM CDT
(2)
Oh also, anyone who distributes anti-Honda propoganda like this is either an Orphenoch or a Worm.
xcrissxcrossx
April 4th, 2008
12:36:15 PM CDT
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He just wants to watch the rest of the gay porn.
Moonshadow101
October 23rd, 2007
3:53:14 PM CDT
(2)
I expected this to be a NSFW image of a very small penis. I was mildly happy to discover it wasn't, then disappointed to discover that I had walked into something freaky anyway.
Toadisbest
October 23rd, 2007
6:36:56 PM CDT
(4)
That's YTMND for you.
ohYeeeeeeaaaaaahh
October 27th, 2007
9:53:13 AM CDT
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I always click on sites expecting a NSFW image of a very small penis; I'm always disappointed
excusemesenator
October 23rd, 2007
4:36:40 PM CDT
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O M GEEZ LOOK GUYS IT IS FRUITY MC GAY GHEYS I BET THEY USE MAC*NTOSH COMPUTERS LAWL
kittyblender
October 23rd, 2007
4:46:04 PM CDT
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Gay sex, but no Grover?
NeoMatrixClt
October 23rd, 2007
5:52:42 PM CDT
(7)
Wow, Scott Bao really let himself go...
lawldotcom
October 23rd, 2007
5:54:33 PM CDT
(1)
5'd for Harley, then SUPERFIVED for gay lulz!
Eldred
October 23rd, 2007
8:29:29 PM CDT
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ptkfgs2mario for supermod
Cliche
October 23rd, 2007
8:39:28 PM CDT
(0)
Ahah
bigboy987
October 23rd, 2007
8:46:06 PM CDT
(0)
i creamed
TofurkeyJerky
October 24th, 2007
5:56:32 AM CDT
(0)
What's the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
Donos26
October 24th, 2007
9:31:55 AM CDT
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I forget the rest but your mothers a whore
TofurkeyJerky
October 25th, 2007
5:43:37 AM CDT
(0)
Moo.
o0Ender0o
October 25th, 2007
7:17:40 AM CDT
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the position of the dirtbag
h2sbOwnzU
October 24th, 2007
6:23:38 AM CDT
(3)
How do you explain dykes on bikes?
Shaolinwind
October 24th, 2007
12:20:38 PM CDT
(5)
I wouldn't even try.
Morgrist
October 24th, 2007
11:33:22 AM CDT
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Not bad, but it'd do even better if it switched to the Gay Fuel music right as he goes for the crotch grab.
themachiavellian
October 24th, 2007
1:04:03 PM CDT
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Eh, Honda CBR-600-F4 kicks a Harley's *ss any day, in both speed, performance, and cornering. Oh, yeah, and they last longer too.
Shaolinwind
October 24th, 2007
1:32:25 PM CDT
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My sister has a Honda Hawk NT 650, and it runs great for her.
themachiavellian
October 24th, 2007
1:41:23 PM CDT
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Mmm, but what would I know? I'm one of them f*gs.
Shaolinwind
October 24th, 2007
7:06:19 PM CDT
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Funny, so is she.
biggoathorns
October 26th, 2007
11:02:52 AM CDT
(1)
You can corner as fast as you want, you're still a f*ggot, f*ggot
spongebolton
October 27th, 2007
1:53:05 PM CDT
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most of the dudes who ride harleys are investment bankers in the middle of a mid-life crisis.
koryoko
October 24th, 2007
2:33:47 PM CDT
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OH GOD.
JLen503
October 24th, 2007
6:02:42 PM CDT
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yeah were realy gay when we kick your *ss in a race, dumb *ss americans, i laff every time an american can think his harley can beat a honda in a race...it pathetic
JLen503
October 24th, 2007
6:03:53 PM CDT
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but plus two for motley crue
partypenguin
October 24th, 2007
6:16:04 PM CDT
(1)
Perfect. lol i guess i need to start watching more 70's gay porn.
kalvinescobar
October 24th, 2007
6:43:07 PM CDT
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lawl
omgbomb
October 24th, 2007
6:57:36 PM CDT
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Awesome! Reminds me of: http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/
brandnewchair
October 24th, 2007
10:40:25 PM CDT
(1)
quit picking sides and realize this is f*cking funny.
ubermann
October 25th, 2007
1:56:33 AM CDT
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for some strange reason honda sales went up in san francisco
prairiedogeric10
October 25th, 2007
9:06:50 AM CDT
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f*ggot. F*GGOT!
Jamesg
October 25th, 2007
9:44:47 AM CDT
(1)
I'd rather ride Harley Quinn than a Harley Davidson
zabijam
October 25th, 2007
1:05:09 PM CDT
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f*ggy short film
Bondo
October 25th, 2007
1:08:11 PM CDT
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thank god i have a yamaha
Icecream458
October 25th, 2007
2:19:12 PM CDT
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Possibly the gayest thing Ive seen all day. Besides myself.
Squirreld00d-DP
October 25th, 2007
4:46:30 PM CDT
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I laughed. But now I have to go buy a Honda. ;)
Benegesserit
October 25th, 2007
5:58:12 PM CDT
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That's why they call sport bikes crotch rockets.
ZombieSlayer54
October 25th, 2007
7:53:24 PM CDT
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One question: How did you find this "disturbing old porno"?
Shaolinwind
October 25th, 2007
8:04:07 PM CDT
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When one surfs the web for free porno one finds a lot of disturbing things.
Icecream458
October 26th, 2007
7:49:39 AM CDT
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I find trojans and malware, and they always end up changing my antivirus against me.
Klarg
October 26th, 2007
1:22:51 PM CDT
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he was probably thinking along those lines when there was a c*ck in his mouth too. oh where did that come from? oh well, go with it.
badboybadd
October 26th, 2007
4:09:39 PM CDT
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I find malware that sends me gay porn.
Jesushobo
October 25th, 2007
9:49:02 PM CDT
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I guess I won't ask where you found this "disturbing old porno".
badboybadd
October 26th, 2007
6:15:02 AM CDT
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the last guy just did.
Klarg
October 26th, 2007
1:21:20 PM CDT
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in his collection, no doubt
Kossur5
October 26th, 2007
1:16:17 PM CDT
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hahaha..5d
Klarg
October 26th, 2007
1:17:44 PM CDT
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Need more gayfuel... wait, check that. Plenty of gayfuel. lol
wrecksan
October 26th, 2007
1:34:24 PM CDT
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'Cause the seats big enough for you to mount a dildo on?
n4rvst
October 26th, 2007
5:05:55 PM CDT
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pathetic
jorrar
October 26th, 2007
6:44:10 PM CDT
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OOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zid
October 26th, 2007
10:51:08 PM CDT
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Five! Lol, that was so funny, I pee'd my pants. :)
mdxx
October 27th, 2007
3:35:52 AM CDT
(1)
OMG I HAVE THAT MOVIE ON VHS!!!!!
jpeterson99
October 27th, 2007
3:48:58 AM CDT
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"It doesn't reflect my actual opinions on motorcycles or f*gs." I guess your opinion of homosexuals is pretty clear with that statement. In any case, I still thought it was clever.
dochowell
October 27th, 2007
8:04:09 AM CDT
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How much gay porn did you have to watch to find that? HI-larious!
NuVanDibe
October 27th, 2007
8:31:08 AM CDT
(1)
well i'm partially offended
IntarnetsCommander
October 27th, 2007
8:40:01 AM CDT
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MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES
ohYeeeeeeaaaaaahh
October 27th, 2007
9:49:44 AM CDT
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If you have a Honda, you might as well throw on a fishnet tank top & rub glitter all over your chest
Palintropos
October 27th, 2007
9:57:28 AM CDT
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"It doesn't reflect my actual opinions on motorcycles or f*gs." Isn't that like saying a site about black people doesn't reflect your actual opinion on n*gg*rs?
poopypants26
October 27th, 2007
10:00:21 AM CDT
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I was expecting a picture of your severely undersized c*ck.
lawldotcom
October 29th, 2007
1:01:55 AM CDT
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just look down
Genken
October 27th, 2007
10:28:09 AM CDT
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You meet the nicest people on a honda.. ... also c*cks.
SamSwashbuckler
October 27th, 2007
10:53:33 AM CDT
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motohomophobo
VomitingKermit
January 9th, 2008
3:42:13 AM CST
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That'd be a great name for a song.
spongebolton
October 27th, 2007
1:48:37 PM CDT
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if you can read this, the bitch fell off!
LonerTool
October 27th, 2007
2:46:46 PM CDT
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im glad this doesn't reflect your view of f*gs...
GenAmonX2K
October 27th, 2007
3:47:50 PM CDT
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As a certified f*g, I wasn't offended. It's YTMND, live with it.
jax1492
October 27th, 2007
3:48:02 PM CDT
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hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa if you give it a 1 your gay
wick
October 27th, 2007
6:46:40 PM CDT
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I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
spongebolton
October 28th, 2007
4:48:25 PM CDT
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DOSE IT HAEV A HEMI!?!?!?
gman932
October 27th, 2007
9:18:26 PM CDT
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ewwwwwwww honda is gay
PrinceVince
October 28th, 2007
3:03:21 PM CDT
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homophobes are gonna rush to the harley stores, just to be sure.
Goose227
October 28th, 2007
7:55:15 PM CDT
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Yeah, but they dont really show dick going in..which is a huge concern.
Eldred
October 28th, 2007
9:10:19 PM CDT
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it's not really eye rape. gotta make the guys older, bigger and harrier.
Shaolinwind
October 29th, 2007
2:33:53 AM CDT
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Whoa whoa, I'm going for a traditional eye rape, not an eye torture/rape/murder.
Eldred
October 29th, 2007
10:57:43 PM CDT
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eh, its two skinny gay boys kissing. its not THAT obscene.
Patent
October 29th, 2007
7:36:52 PM CDT
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You are indeed gay for posting this and putting the time into a gay themed site. Accept your gayness.
Nivlac
October 30th, 2007
12:05:35 AM CDT
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lol
GenAmonX2K
November 1st, 2007
11:35:36 PM CDT
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So uhh, when you gonna link to the source huh?
zomglolwtfzor
November 12th, 2007
6:09:20 AM CST
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"Why I ride a Harley." is a complette sentance that y it has a peried loll
VomitingKermit
January 9th, 2008
3:50:52 AM CST
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I just read through all the comments here, and I think it's pretty damn funny how offended some people get over an obvious joke. Epic domain grab, btw.
CameronB
February 1st, 2008
1:17:27 PM CST
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I'm sending a link to this YTMND to my co-worker who drives a Honda... Thank you, this is a gay joke I could not have produced on my own.
Shadowolfe009
November 9th, 2009
2:17:12 PM CST
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harleys riders are f*gs
Iamnoone
February 1st, 2013
4:41:52 AM CST
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The name of the porn this comes from is High Riders.