Joker's Advice to All Men
Created on: October 22nd, 2007
Joker's Advice to All Men
dmaz 
rub.ytmnd.com
No jokin around there.
Batman (1989)
Batman (1989)

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kepledon
October 22nd, 2007
10:02:27 PM CDT
(13)
EPIC DOMAIN SNATCH
Conine
October 23rd, 2007
11:27:09 AM CDT
(6)
lol snatch
bliss
October 23rd, 2007
5:13:21 PM CDT
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You fail, please try again.
Enterprisee
October 24th, 2007
5:49:40 PM CDT
(0)
yes
Snakee
October 30th, 2007
9:04:33 AM CDT
(0)
I pooped.
Ochobobo
October 22nd, 2007
10:02:37 PM CDT
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lol wtf
tkx7
October 22nd, 2007
10:05:42 PM CDT
(3)
Jack knows what he is talking about
NESchampion
October 25th, 2007
6:47:10 AM CDT
(1)
words to live by
BTape
October 22nd, 2007
10:06:54 PM CDT
(-3)
hoylshfukc
Pettitman
October 23rd, 2007
5:24:51 AM CDT
(27)
Never Bubb another man's woo WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
VIsraWratS
October 22nd, 2007
10:07:45 PM CDT
(27)
Nice to see people still making classic YTMNDs.
dmaz
October 22nd, 2007
10:08:43 PM CDT
(9)
I do what I can
PagePro1350W
October 23rd, 2007
6:04:55 PM CDT
(6)
Picture. Sound. Text. Five.
nobody
October 23rd, 2007
6:06:49 PM CDT
(3)
exactly my thoughts
TheGoogle
October 24th, 2007
2:47:57 PM CDT
(2)
A singular focus.
Naaaaak
October 29th, 2007
10:00:18 PM CDT
(-1)
Indeed
Necronomicon
October 22nd, 2007
10:08:00 PM CDT
(5)
WE'RE GONNA BRING IT IN A WHOLE NEW DOOR!
MrMuskOx
October 22nd, 2007
10:09:19 PM CDT
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Gay.
jazzydan
October 22nd, 2007
10:09:43 PM CDT
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Homophobe!
TheManWithNoFace
October 22nd, 2007
10:10:11 PM CDT
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
wisdumcube
October 22nd, 2007
10:11:06 PM CDT
(8)
The more you know
zabijam
October 23rd, 2007
11:46:14 AM CDT
(2)
And knowing is half the battle!
scorpkris
October 24th, 2007
12:33:02 PM CDT
(0)
The other half is raping the sh*t out of everything you see.
jobe9779
October 22nd, 2007
10:14:06 PM CDT
(21)
You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!
dmaz
October 22nd, 2007
10:15:53 PM CDT
(10)
God I love you
dmaz
October 22nd, 2007
10:21:07 PM CDT
(11)
....in a completely heteroseckshual, let's go fishing way, of course.
zabijam
October 23rd, 2007
11:46:58 AM CDT
(1)
or in a completely heteroseckshual, lets go camping on a mountain kindof way...of course.
shoover
October 23rd, 2007
2:04:34 PM CDT
(1)
Thanks alot guys. Since you spelled "heteroseckshual" I cant even pronounce it properly :P
shoover
October 22nd, 2007
10:18:25 PM CDT
(2)
man that is so gay~
Clive42
October 22nd, 2007
10:30:03 PM CDT
(0)
As true today... as the day it was written
allhailmighty42
October 22nd, 2007
11:04:07 PM CDT
(5)
Never rub another man's rhuBALLS. HYEAH HYEAH HUH HUH HUH HUH LOL.
allhailmighty42
October 22nd, 2007
11:07:21 PM CDT
(0)
Also, I suck with implicit humor.
yesyesman
October 23rd, 2007
5:14:02 AM CDT
(3)
You don't rub but you suck. Okay.......
lowcast
October 22nd, 2007
11:40:10 PM CDT
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why is this not a "classic" style ytmnd?
dmaz
October 22nd, 2007
11:42:49 PM CDT
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I checked the "classic" box. I've never used it before tho, so i'm not sure what's supposed to happen (if anything).
lowcast
October 22nd, 2007
11:46:25 PM CDT
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what i meant was why did you not TITLE: NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB, DOMAIN: NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB.
lowcast
October 22nd, 2007
11:46:58 PM CDT
(0)
i wonder what that check box does anyway.
dmaz
October 22nd, 2007
11:52:59 PM CDT
(1)
it's cuz the criteria for a classic ytmnd is having a picture (not gif), sound and text all centered around one theme. having the exact domain isn't necessary if you don't want to. besides, how could i pass up "rub" lol X-D
hanktherapper
October 23rd, 2007
3:21:43 PM CDT
(8)
The check box is for a future idea Max has that will never develop.
Twinsen
October 23rd, 2007
12:19:37 AM CDT
(1)
Your site was cool, but then I saw an ad for a reality tv show on USA. So now I'm going to go stab a random person.
NESer
October 23rd, 2007
12:30:15 AM CDT
(0)
Too late.
Daltonofzeal2
October 23rd, 2007
2:42:37 AM CDT
(0)
Congratulations.... I think?
JudeMaverick
October 23rd, 2007
3:34:37 AM CDT
(1)
Great wisdom!
bobby-guapo
October 23rd, 2007
4:51:49 AM CDT
(2)
you just dont do it.
symantech
October 23rd, 2007
5:01:11 AM CDT
(0)
a classic ytmnd
Pettitman
October 23rd, 2007
5:24:13 AM CDT
(0)
prtty good
Wesyeed
October 23rd, 2007
5:41:26 AM CDT
(0)
We've gotta get you to the church on time...
Chav-Slayer
October 23rd, 2007
5:57:15 AM CDT
(3)
This is not a dime, Martini. This is a rhubarb. If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get rhubarb.
mcearlgrey
October 23rd, 2007
7:38:04 AM CDT
(2)
Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck
bigboy987
October 23rd, 2007
8:00:40 AM CDT
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k
Walter-Peck
October 23rd, 2007
8:26:22 AM CDT
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Picture. Sound. Text. A singular focus. Not a f*ggy short film.
GregGumballs
October 23rd, 2007
8:52:40 AM CDT
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needs more stallone
rocket-scientist
October 23rd, 2007
9:33:26 AM CDT
(2)
sh*t ive spent my whole life rubbing other mens rhubarb.
skfyre
October 23rd, 2007
3:20:28 PM CDT
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You should heed the words of Confucius in reguards to this matter. "Man who fishes in other mans well catch crabs!" I have no idea what that means but surely it relates to how you handle your rod or... Something.
Antics
October 23rd, 2007
11:04:55 AM CDT
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I can't 5 you because I made the EXACT SAME SITE a while ago and had a very low rating. Jealousy.
MushroomTheLegend
October 23rd, 2007
11:05:50 AM CDT
(0)
Go with a smile.
candybars
October 23rd, 2007
11:30:15 AM CDT
(0)
refreshing
Link26
October 23rd, 2007
11:41:03 AM CDT
(-1)
Good advice. gays are slimeballs.
Godfather17
October 23rd, 2007
1:17:18 PM CDT
(0)
Good point.
tkx7
October 23rd, 2007
1:22:17 PM CDT
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Everyone is saying how this is a gay comment like rhubarb means your dick. On the contrary, rhubarb means a girl, as in you should not hit on another guys woman. If you dont believe me, believe urban dictionary.
OmniIcyshelf
October 23rd, 2007
2:41:36 PM CDT
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"A rhubarb is what you get when you go to a massage parlor that gives happy endings. The rhubarb part is the sexual part, the handjob after the massage." Failget
dmaz
October 23rd, 2007
2:43:46 PM CDT
(0)
I knew it!
tkx7
October 23rd, 2007
5:24:34 PM CDT
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Never+rub+another+man's+rhubarb! The reference the joker makes is about not touching another man's woman
hanktherapper
October 23rd, 2007
3:22:58 PM CDT
(1)
It's a great classic site, but it has been done. http://donotdoit.ytmnd.com/
Xanthus1
October 23rd, 2007
4:13:47 PM CDT
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But it wasn't a rhubarb..... it was a rhubarb... LOBSTER!! btw this has nothing to do with homosexuality, and is actually very good advice ;)
MasterAL
October 23rd, 2007
4:56:50 PM CDT
(1)
This ytmnd has mixed messages.
bliss
October 23rd, 2007
5:12:12 PM CDT
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You fail, please try again.
sirtmagus
October 23rd, 2007
5:31:53 PM CDT
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YOU... ARE MY NUMBER ONE... GUYYY
sselzler
October 23rd, 2007
6:33:52 PM CDT
(0)
Excuse me: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
FuzzyDuck
October 23rd, 2007
6:34:15 PM CDT
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lawl
ShadowSL
October 23rd, 2007
7:46:37 PM CDT
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Classic!
btk88
October 23rd, 2007
8:01:41 PM CDT
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lol
money-tape
October 23rd, 2007
8:29:33 PM CDT
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my rhubarb is five times the size of the sun
doctor-acula
October 23rd, 2007
8:37:27 PM CDT
(-1)
Also been done, but also from that same great moment.
zumester
October 23rd, 2007
8:37:36 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome.
Cliche
October 23rd, 2007
9:11:53 PM CDT
(0)
awesome.
WAFFLEZ
October 23rd, 2007
9:58:41 PM CDT
(2)
Lacks creativity.
Righteousbros
October 24th, 2007
9:27:35 AM CDT
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But its not lacking any Rhubarb, and thats what real women need! Uraghaha!
optimuskyle
October 23rd, 2007
10:42:08 PM CDT
(0)
This town needs an enema!
rouchambeau
October 23rd, 2007
11:57:04 PM CDT
(0)
Bet he wrote that line himself.
Istas
October 24th, 2007
3:40:39 AM CDT
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You know, that's how his smile actually looks. They have to conceal it with makeup and prosthetics all the rest of the time.
TofurkeyJerky
October 24th, 2007
5:41:00 AM CDT
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Classic YTMND style.
Quixotic
October 24th, 2007
6:07:00 AM CDT
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I'm glad Joker told me about this, because I was just about to rub another man's rhubarb before I saw this site.
heartskullkid
October 24th, 2007
8:18:18 AM CDT
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Where does he get those wonderful expressions?
Greezy47
October 24th, 2007
10:34:24 AM CDT
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Insta-5 for Nicholson
renegade64
October 24th, 2007
10:45:16 AM CDT
(0)
stolen
ChronosDestroyerOfRe
October 24th, 2007
10:59:20 AM CDT
(0)
If only I saw this ytmnd just a few minutes earlier...damn.
Lotus1438
October 24th, 2007
11:51:27 AM CDT
(0)
I was thinking about doing this YTMND years ago. Too bad i have no idea how to make one.
javasax
October 24th, 2007
3:39:03 PM CDT
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never rub another man's HORSEDICK
HellSpun
October 24th, 2007
5:18:46 PM CDT
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Hands down the best classic ytmnd I have seen in a long time but I would swear it's been done before. Either way have a 5
wok7
October 24th, 2007
7:28:11 PM CDT
(0)
lolololol
severin
October 24th, 2007
10:14:53 PM CDT
(0)
flawless
Zekeiel
October 24th, 2007
10:59:30 PM CDT
(0)
Simple and made me laugh. THIS is YTMND.
Nuroticat
October 25th, 2007
4:53:34 PM CDT
(0)
Needs bigger text.
Father-McKenzie
October 25th, 2007
7:29:33 PM CDT
(0)
gotta fav it now
AntwanDavis
October 25th, 2007
7:49:19 PM CDT
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Stupid as hell, now let the comment downvoting commence...
series
October 26th, 2007
4:32:06 PM CDT
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Stupid as hell? Lets see how many sites you made... OH WAIT LOL
series
October 26th, 2007
4:31:31 PM CDT
(0)
XD
Wesyeed
October 26th, 2007
9:34:17 PM CDT
(0)
I work for Grissom, not psychos...
Ownager
October 29th, 2007
11:10:15 AM CDT
(0)
Old school styled YTMND made of win.
Jovian
January 22nd, 2008
10:45:34 PM CST
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Jack nicolson will allways be my favorite joker
TragicallyWired
July 23rd, 2008
10:05:58 PM CDT
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Heath Ledger fails. Nicholson FTW.