Milton is on the wrong movie set
Created on: October 13th, 2007
Milton is on the wrong movie set
fourest 
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shoover
October 13th, 2007
9:05:39 PM CDT
(2)
f*ggot
moedameyer
October 14th, 2007
4:14:15 AM CDT
(-1)
fun
blommer
October 14th, 2007
1:32:41 PM CDT
(6)
I was expecting John Milton to pop out of the giant snake from the movie Anaconda. 1 star for letting me down.
piehead
October 16th, 2007
8:18:44 AM CDT
(0)
epic
Jonnyboy07
October 17th, 2007
5:34:01 PM CDT
(0)
add the part where he tries to hide his stapler
prairiedogeric10
October 13th, 2007
9:06:44 PM CDT
(2)
4est
Wootsat
October 13th, 2007
9:09:28 PM CDT
(2)
5'd for Milton's facial expressions
wyrdoftweek
October 13th, 2007
9:19:36 PM CDT
(2)
beautifully done
homsar
October 13th, 2007
9:20:46 PM CDT
(28)
Tell me, Mr. Waddams... what good is a stapler... if you're unable to staple?
Chav-Slayer
October 13th, 2007
9:26:12 PM CDT
(13)
*cue Milton's mouth being stapled*
moedameyer
October 14th, 2007
4:16:06 AM CDT
(9)
What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge staplers? No, Milton. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
DoomFrost
October 14th, 2007
6:15:34 PM CDT
(8)
They wouldn't mess with Milton or his stapler, he'd burn down the Matrix.
Icecream458
October 15th, 2007
8:48:04 AM CDT
(9)
Were you looking at me Milton or the women with the red stapler?
o0Ender0o
October 15th, 2007
4:33:07 PM CDT
(8)
"Do not try to find the stapler... that is impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth." "What truth?" "There is no stapler."
g0ast
October 16th, 2007
1:17:51 AM CDT
(1)
Morpheus: The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this. *Holds up paperclip*... Milton: No, I don't believe it. It's not possible.
Chav-Slayer
October 17th, 2007
11:06:04 AM CDT
(2)
Milton: Hey operator, we need staplers. Lots of staplers. Operator: Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment!
TheGoogle
October 17th, 2007
5:27:57 PM CDT
(1)
"Will he do it?" "I don't know, nobody has ever found the stapler on their first try..."
CreepPipe
October 13th, 2007
9:22:20 PM CDT
(3)
This one is actually really good.
schoffstall
October 13th, 2007
9:23:03 PM CDT
(1)
Best YTMND ive seen all say.. literally lol'd. great job.
moedameyer
October 14th, 2007
4:13:32 AM CDT
(2)
*day
YodatheHobbit
October 15th, 2007
9:47:15 PM CDT
(-1)
Hey if you're not laughing out loud, what ARE you doing? Laughing in soft?
Chav-Slayer
October 13th, 2007
9:23:11 PM CDT
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It's agreed - we stick him in the basement.
dcmm
October 13th, 2007
9:28:11 PM CDT
(1)
dugadugaduga
Metzger-meister1
October 13th, 2007
9:28:56 PM CDT
(14)
One day he'll burn down the whole matrix.
schoffstall
October 13th, 2007
9:33:26 PM CDT
(-1)
seemless
Lumin
October 15th, 2007
4:43:08 PM CDT
(0)
seamless
Goneja
October 13th, 2007
9:35:19 PM CDT
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I'm really amazed no one thought of this before. You are a genius
laundry
October 13th, 2007
9:41:58 PM CDT
(0)
i didn't think you were really going to post it when you talked about it earlier, but you followed through.
Connor
October 13th, 2007
9:48:20 PM CDT
(2)
Its almost like "Go for the stapler when it is time." Milton better know how to do the matrix, even though hes fat.
Kacen
October 13th, 2007
9:57:25 PM CDT
(1)
Fourgetter
shadydragon
October 13th, 2007
10:07:56 PM CDT
(-1)
Favorite added!
GeneralFod
October 13th, 2007
10:09:58 PM CDT
(0)
dont mess with them agents...
Icherus
October 13th, 2007
10:16:03 PM CDT
(0)
brilliant
Bacaroota
October 13th, 2007
10:28:10 PM CDT
(0)
its been done
brachiosaurus
October 13th, 2007
10:35:11 PM CDT
(0)
RAWR!
ubermann
October 13th, 2007
11:27:26 PM CDT
(1)
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue stapler - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red stapler - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Khaaaaaaaaaan
October 14th, 2007
12:21:52 AM CDT
(1)
oh come on fourest, i already put the matrix + office space together in this parody of your sites http://defourestation.ytmnd.com/
DarthWang
October 14th, 2007
2:08:01 AM CDT
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Put staplers over the agents' heads for a 5
Kassius
October 14th, 2007
5:18:40 AM CDT
(5)
hey great concept. Would be even better if you had thought it up yourself.
xfearstormx
October 14th, 2007
8:26:27 PM CDT
(-3)
Funny things from other people > sh*t you make up.
Lumin
October 15th, 2007
4:48:20 PM CDT
(1)
witty retort
POS
October 14th, 2007
7:12:05 AM CDT
(0)
IF YOU WANTZ ME U CAN FINDZ ME IN DA MATRIC
Rojacasm
October 14th, 2007
8:12:52 AM CDT
(0)
simple yet elegant.
Darkstar124
October 14th, 2007
8:35:50 AM CDT
(0)
Very good dude
wisdumcube
October 14th, 2007
9:06:29 AM CDT
(0)
I laughed
fourest
October 14th, 2007
9:07:13 AM CDT
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you'd laugh more if you went on gabbly </3
TsukasaElkKite
October 14th, 2007
9:27:10 AM CDT
(0)
YES
Father-McKenzie
October 14th, 2007
11:06:23 AM CDT
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are you kidding me
Foiz5000
October 14th, 2007
11:40:40 AM CDT
(-1)
yeah, I'm going to need to go ahead and 5 this m'kay
TallestSkil
October 14th, 2007
11:54:13 AM CDT
(-1)
Epic win.
BigStrongGeek
October 14th, 2007
11:56:55 AM CDT
(-1)
Just when i thought milton had done all he could do.
dmaz
October 14th, 2007
12:40:26 PM CDT
(0)
hey! that guy owes me money for a blowjob
mattdh12
October 14th, 2007
1:21:57 PM CDT
(2)
extremely obvious
itharius
October 14th, 2007
5:04:35 PM CDT
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1 star for the incredibly obvious joke that a billion people thought of the first time they saw office space.
itharius
October 14th, 2007
5:06:21 PM CDT
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whoops, i forgot that office space came out before the Matrix. my point still stands.
Weyland-Yutani
October 14th, 2007
5:20:33 PM CDT
(0)
gay.
fourest
October 14th, 2007
6:19:14 PM CDT
(0)
max haxed my unicorn site, lol f*ck, it was a gift.
AntwanDavis
October 14th, 2007
10:01:56 PM CDT
(0)
LOL DVD mashup...
TofurkeyJerky
October 15th, 2007
6:53:39 AM CDT
(1)
Accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just one moment.
AndySavage
October 15th, 2007
8:10:35 AM CDT
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Corporate* accounts payable. I recited my own rendition of that as my voicemail greeting on my cell phone
mcearlgrey
October 15th, 2007
7:41:58 AM CDT
(1)
There is no stapler.
xpirate16
October 15th, 2007
1:33:46 PM CDT
(0)
haha man i was gonna say that...knew i should've looked at this ytmnd yesterday...
AndySavage
October 15th, 2007
8:09:43 AM CDT
(-1)
LOLOOL downvoting fourest
CanadianEh
October 15th, 2007
8:29:46 AM CDT
(0)
I DONT VOTE!
Lasada
October 15th, 2007
10:01:48 AM CDT
(1)
It'd be funnier if there was a punchline.
Pettitman
October 15th, 2007
1:25:42 PM CDT
(1)
Z3R0Z0MB13
October 15th, 2007
10:35:13 AM CDT
(0)
First!
xcrissxcrossx
October 15th, 2007
11:09:01 AM CDT
(1)
this ytmnd is about 6 years late.
bshelton
October 15th, 2007
12:08:07 PM CDT
(0)
well done
lactoseman
October 15th, 2007
1:06:24 PM CDT
(0)
Looks familiar
kalvinescobar
October 15th, 2007
1:49:35 PM CDT
(0)
im surprised this hasnt been done til now... i woulda done it, but i suck at making these..
Lumin
October 15th, 2007
4:51:18 PM CDT
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I think it has. or has not. whatever. NEDM
Multani82
October 15th, 2007
2:51:21 PM CDT
(0)
Mr milton welcome back weeeee missed you!
Lumin
October 15th, 2007
4:49:29 PM CDT
(0)
nicely done, but done before, so 3.
Lumin
October 15th, 2007
6:28:43 PM CDT
(0)
+1 for URL
NESer
October 15th, 2007
4:51:45 PM CDT
(6)
Hey look guys I can put scenes from movies together to form a mediocre joke, LOL!
fourest
October 15th, 2007
5:00:30 PM CDT
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hey look i can scramble random pictures together to make something that makes no sense what so ever!
Khaaaaaaaaaan
October 15th, 2007
6:19:09 PM CDT
(1)
http://defourestation.ytmnd.com/
Twinsen
October 16th, 2007
7:05:27 AM CDT
(2)
Whoa. What's that supposed to mean?
simplegreen21
October 15th, 2007
8:21:45 PM CDT
(0)
Milton...the best simpleton character ever... also dumf*ck
grayback
October 16th, 2007
10:40:22 AM CDT
(0)
Never done before? man, pure genious
RodimusBen
October 16th, 2007
4:07:57 PM CDT
(0)
It would have been perfect if you included that shot of him nervously grabbing his stapler. Nice job though.
sqrrlsarge
October 17th, 2007
6:30:36 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for no "I believe you have my stapler" in the sound
MarchingHome
October 18th, 2007
10:04:19 AM CDT
(0)
Wow, you combined two movies with cubicles.
MarchingHome
October 18th, 2007
10:05:22 AM CDT
(0)
1'd that is...
MarchingHome
October 18th, 2007
10:06:02 AM CDT
(0)
1'd I said!
MarchingHome
October 18th, 2007
10:06:37 AM CDT
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F*ck this, I'm clicking on the first f*cking star and it turns blue. 1'd!!!
MarchingHome
October 18th, 2007
10:07:22 AM CDT
(0)
Oh, God damn it.
djebubi
October 18th, 2007
5:01:14 PM CDT
(0)
Meh.
filibuster
October 18th, 2007
5:28:50 PM CDT
(0)
ted danson
Hookedonlemons
October 18th, 2007
8:40:54 PM CDT
(1)
This is the first stapler site without the actual quote itslef being said by Milton
cosbymon
October 20th, 2007
2:58:55 PM CDT
(0)
I believe you have my matrix
muke
October 20th, 2007
5:26:08 PM CDT
(0)
Aren't all the Mr. Smiths on the wrong movie set? They're the ones looking around the entire place, not Milton; he knows where he's at.
noouch
October 21st, 2007
1:44:06 PM CDT
(1)
needs color correction
somnombulist
October 21st, 2007
3:06:58 PM CDT
(1)
"Humans are a disease Milton, a virus. And your stapler....is the cure."
gammerx
November 19th, 2007
7:41:51 PM CST
(0)
truly amazing