In Soviet Russia, Pics Take You! (updated)
Created on: October 5th, 2007
In Soviet Russia, Pics Take You! (updated)
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pauljue14
October 5th, 2007
9:08:28 PM CDT
(4)
yeah, it's a pretty quiet neighborhood
Econojon
October 6th, 2007
3:08:23 AM CDT
(4)
Was anyone worried about the mental state of Russia and the reconstruction of their civilization? Nah screw it! Back to Lazytown!
DoomFrost
October 6th, 2007
10:19:45 AM CDT
(15)
Man that car has alot of horsepower. HaHa... Ouch... :(
scorpkris
October 7th, 2007
1:43:15 PM CDT
(3)
Chernobyl is in Ukraine. Although it DID happen during the USSR, it was never a part of Russia(only part of the USSR).
scorpkris
October 7th, 2007
6:53:25 PM CDT
(5)
I DO UKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNE
GordonGekko
October 8th, 2007
5:54:29 AM CDT
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in soviet russia, life kills you
Bodominjarvi
October 9th, 2007
1:32:35 PM CDT
(5)
in soviet Russia, this joke wouldn't make any sense
Takra
October 9th, 2007
8:49:58 PM CDT
(6)
I swear this would be the US or Canada if YTMNDers came to power.
scorpkris
October 10th, 2007
10:33:18 AM CDT
(2)
Takra, I'm afraid to say, it would be MUCH worse...
exometru
October 10th, 2007
12:56:17 PM CDT
(3)
That chick layin in the garbage is sexy
mikekz
October 11th, 2007
11:49:00 PM CDT
(0)
Garbage sun tanning ftw.
Dr-1337
October 13th, 2007
8:20:53 AM CDT
(-1)
Hahaha omfg I <3 Russia
volleyballa
October 5th, 2007
9:30:45 PM CDT
(2)
5 for chernobyl.
Happy-Cat
October 12th, 2007
3:20:35 PM CDT
(1)
Ukraine'd!
JKCougar
October 5th, 2007
9:33:09 PM CDT
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LOLZ!
Kacen
October 5th, 2007
9:34:55 PM CDT
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That is the rock and roll version of the RUSSIAN anthem, not the Soviet Anthem. Both anthems used the same tune, but the words are changed. Also 1 for in Soviet Russia sites fjehgjeg
Mieu
October 5th, 2007
9:39:50 PM CDT
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I definitely had to watch that a few times through to really get it...awesome.
therealdjjoker
October 5th, 2007
9:53:43 PM CDT
(2)
5 for hidden horsedick
partypenguin
October 8th, 2007
7:08:27 PM CDT
(0)
I really do have donkey dick pic but I didn't add it LOL http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=050920115046bigfp3.jpg
Stig
October 13th, 2007
2:29:02 AM CDT
(0)
No way that was photoshoped! a white horse with a bright pink c*ck?
g0ast
October 5th, 2007
9:54:47 PM CDT
(26)
Dammit, I hate it when people double park their MiG fighters...
rudypoo2007
October 5th, 2007
10:06:17 PM CDT
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What a balcony! I'd hate to be tending that flower pot when the train rolls by!
LoadMan
October 5th, 2007
10:19:26 PM CDT
(-1)
lol, MiG-21... Also, hawt swamp tanning babe.
SL33T
October 5th, 2007
11:44:36 PM CDT
(1)
that car was pretty hawt
doc-faustus
October 5th, 2007
11:55:51 PM CDT
(0)
too funny
misterbigalow
October 6th, 2007
5:23:46 AM CDT
(0)
Oh my, the music is awesome. Who's it by, does anyone have a link to the full version?
misterbigalow
October 6th, 2007
5:43:26 AM CDT
(0)
Yay, found it on YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pavbnb9rD6Y
polymorph
October 6th, 2007
5:57:09 AM CDT
(0)
http://folk.ntnu.no/makarov/temporary_url_20070929kldcg/anthem-russia-2000-lubeh-rasseya_2005.mp3
polymorph
October 6th, 2007
5:58:17 AM CDT
(1)
http://www.hymn.ru/index-en.html , search for rock style
misterbigalow
October 6th, 2007
6:01:59 AM CDT
(0)
Thanks for the MP3 version polymorph. Been listening to other songs by the same band (some sites call them Lubeh, some call them Lube, ha), but they're not as cool as this track
samislol
October 6th, 2007
6:36:48 AM CDT
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family guy sucks
AnacondaHL
October 6th, 2007
6:58:04 AM CDT
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lol, sunbathing with garbage
NeverSeen
October 6th, 2007
7:13:21 AM CDT
(0)
What a charming nation.
Jenko
October 6th, 2007
7:16:56 AM CDT
(-1)
Very funny pictures. because i hate this f*g in the other fad i give you five.
mariostar06
October 6th, 2007
7:26:58 AM CDT
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Obvioulsy some are photoshop. Nice job looking on Google, buddy.
Helkranas
October 6th, 2007
8:37:36 AM CDT
(4)
Russia looks like the place where the party doesnt stop 24/7
sselzler
October 7th, 2007
4:06:21 PM CDT
(9)
7/24 in Soviet Russia
Stealthman80
October 6th, 2007
8:40:09 AM CDT
(0)
awsome!
hanktherapper
October 6th, 2007
8:48:15 AM CDT
(0)
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(0)
Flickr
therealtruth
October 6th, 2007
9:39:49 AM CDT
(5)
Cold war ended to soon. WE MISS YOU MOTHER RUSSIA
fj311
October 6th, 2007
11:03:47 AM CDT
(0)
5d for the f*cking MiG-21!
CaptainRescue
October 6th, 2007
11:11:33 AM CDT
(0)
Are you sure that isn't Kasihkstan?
Flopsy
October 6th, 2007
11:39:08 AM CDT
(0)
THAT JET FIGHTER IS WAY TOO SMALL
BOMBSHoo2moo
October 6th, 2007
11:53:50 AM CDT
(0)
I have one from an old ytmnd of mine you can add to this if you want. http://russiabear.ytmnd.com/
HORT
October 6th, 2007
1:31:24 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
wow, russia totally sucks balls
marty4286
October 6th, 2007
1:43:02 PM CDT
(4)
The cops were awesome
partypenguin
October 6th, 2007
4:45:57 PM CDT
(3)
would make me want to come to work haha
NiteSky
October 6th, 2007
2:52:18 PM CDT
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Lol, Chernobyl.
Daltonofzeal2
October 6th, 2007
3:11:10 PM CDT
(1)
On YTMND, compilations of images stolen from other sites present in sh*tty slideshow format you!
Captain-L337
October 6th, 2007
7:17:26 PM CDT
(-1)
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That didn't even make sense
giggity-giggity
October 7th, 2007
9:28:37 AM CDT
(1)
TRANSLATION: This site sucks
Daltonofzeal2
October 7th, 2007
2:16:38 PM CDT
(8)
It made perfect sense. It just outlasted your attention span.
Captain-L337
October 8th, 2007
7:50:07 PM CDT
(0)
present in sh*tty slideshow format you? what the f*ck is that? you mangled a soviet russia so badly that soviet russia doesn't even expan this grammar mangling
Daltonofzeal2
October 11th, 2007
9:28:19 PM CDT
(0)
Mangled or not, my sentence took more effort than the site itself and probably generated more laughs.
jax1492
October 6th, 2007
3:23:39 PM CDT
(3)
they looked shopped plus its just some site
BlindMansTicket
October 6th, 2007
3:47:58 PM CDT
(5)
Russia - When white people don't care anymore.
CyrisMustang
October 6th, 2007
3:52:29 PM CDT
(0)
They love their vodka and McDonald's.
money-hat
October 6th, 2007
9:40:01 PM CDT
(3)
The happy meals now come with choice of toilet paper or bar of soap.
LoadMan
October 7th, 2007
1:10:15 AM CDT
(11)
Most times, the happy meals ARE toilet paper or a bar of soap.
tkNukem
October 6th, 2007
4:11:07 PM CDT
(-1)
ugh, the level of cliche=s and horrid photoshops on this site is more than my bullsh*t-o-meter can handle.
brucedlx
October 6th, 2007
4:38:55 PM CDT
(4)
i'd do the garbage sunbather in an instant.
money-hat
October 7th, 2007
2:21:15 PM CDT
(6)
In Soviet Russia, garbage sunbather instantly does you.
Grundge
October 6th, 2007
4:40:10 PM CDT
(0)
f*cked up sh*t right there
s3m1lol
October 8th, 2007
4:06:07 PM CDT
(0)
In Soviet Russia, sh*t f*cks you!
MTown
October 6th, 2007
4:53:05 PM CDT
(3)
I guess "Phase 1" was building an escalator and "Phase 2" was building a second floor.
burningthought
October 12th, 2007
7:14:41 AM CDT
(0)
No No lemme fix that. Phase 1: Build Escalator Phase 2: Build 2nd Floor Phase 3: ??? Phase 4: PROFITS!!!
Typhlosion
October 15th, 2007
7:26:24 PM CDT
(0)
From what I've heard, there have been a lot of half-assed (re?)construction efforts in Russia that produce this sort of stuff.
prairiedogeric10
October 6th, 2007
4:56:29 PM CDT
(0)
lol, the escalators go into the ceiling and that deck is built over a railroad track. hopefully a train doesn't come and SMASH into it
gamekid
October 6th, 2007
4:59:32 PM CDT
(4)
"In Soviet Russia" is annoying enough on Slashdot. It's even more annoying here (nevermind that the FUNY PIX slideshow looks straight out a bad "Fwd: lol" email).
Captain-L337
October 6th, 2007
7:16:10 PM CDT
(1)
They ain't takin' me
Cygnus
October 6th, 2007
7:54:54 PM CDT
(0)
wow... Russia is a funny place aparrently.
partypenguin
October 6th, 2007
7:59:24 PM CDT
(0)
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don't taze me bro
MrT-Time
October 7th, 2007
4:29:48 AM CDT
(8)
don't send me to gulag, bro !
koolaider
October 6th, 2007
8:10:58 PM CDT
(2)
I like how you left the URLs in some of the images.
lolnightterrors
October 6th, 2007
8:33:11 PM CDT
(1)
In Soviet Russia, 5 votes you!
yesyesman
October 7th, 2007
6:09:16 AM CDT
(9)
It not the votes that count but those who count the votes -Stalin
Bobdole23
October 6th, 2007
8:47:59 PM CDT
(1)
How did they not win the Cold War with that stuff?
AppleNick
October 6th, 2007
8:53:07 PM CDT
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LOL SEeING A FUNNY PIKS IS FUNNE LOL SO I SHOLD MAKE A FUNY YMTD!
Walter-Peck
October 6th, 2007
9:08:45 PM CDT
(0)
LOYAL TO MOTHER RUSSIA
RedFrog
October 6th, 2007
10:05:11 PM CDT
(0)
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In Soviet Russia, anthem rocks you!
ShagratKillAll
October 6th, 2007
11:31:49 PM CDT
(0)
I hope you have a high tolerance for polonium
tryin2getS00d
October 11th, 2007
7:04:24 PM CDT
(2)
The ladies call him boronhide. Rollin' into town with a lead-lined ride. Stops at the corner for the garbage chick, chillin' in the back, suckin' that d**k. Down to the reactor, livin' in the core. People run and scream by he only wants more. Glow-in-the-dark irradiated eyes. Actinide series fallin' out of the skies. Party! Ionized acid. Penguin! Swimmin' in Placid. Word. Hey that was fun, stay in school kids!
partypenguin
October 11th, 2007
7:10:37 PM CDT
(0)
I see what you did there..... or did I
Infradead
October 7th, 2007
4:31:03 AM CDT
(0)
Greatest country on earth.
Brandon00151
October 7th, 2007
7:49:33 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Kfg929
October 7th, 2007
8:30:48 AM CDT
(0)
What a beautiful place
roan86
October 7th, 2007
9:12:44 AM CDT
(0)
At least someone is trying to keep this site alive
Longrifle0
October 7th, 2007
10:10:01 AM CDT
(0)
Ruskia
AGirlOnTheInternet
October 7th, 2007
11:05:17 AM CDT
(0)
oh russia. you're so silly.
bonushobo
October 7th, 2007
12:00:40 PM CDT
(7)
in soviet russia forums.offtopic.com would upload things you made
JasonFrost
October 7th, 2007
12:21:24 PM CDT
(0)
superbe
Lich
October 7th, 2007
1:20:41 PM CDT
(0)
nice
Psyklax
October 7th, 2007
1:23:57 PM CDT
(0)
4 for awesome rock rendition of Russian anthem. Sorry to nitpick, but Chernobyl is in Ukraine, not Russia. Nice pics otherwise, though.
Aldrai
October 7th, 2007
2:29:13 PM CDT
(2)
This is how communism works!
ballzass91
October 7th, 2007
2:32:52 PM CDT
(1)
seems like a fun zone
ColdStone
October 7th, 2007
2:56:56 PM CDT
(1)
Some of these are awesome, others, not so much. Get the Chernobyl picture out of there, it's idiotic and ruins the rest.
normalwhitedude
October 7th, 2007
3:06:15 PM CDT
(1)
ot rules
Ivan-Drago
October 7th, 2007
3:07:23 PM CDT
(1)
I MUST BREAK YOU.
brachiosaurus
October 7th, 2007
4:45:51 PM CDT
(0)
RAWR!
BloodArgon
October 7th, 2007
4:56:44 PM CDT
(0)
Id move there in a heartbeat
Duder130
October 7th, 2007
5:27:48 PM CDT
(0)
bad update.
partypenguin
October 7th, 2007
5:49:31 PM CDT
(2)
In soviet russia bad updates make good
Duder130
October 8th, 2007
3:00:03 AM CDT
(0)
good update.
BillyZane
October 7th, 2007
6:18:53 PM CDT
(1)
f*ck it i fapped.
Zott
October 7th, 2007
8:38:38 PM CDT
(0)
Man, They might have powerful military and scientists, but their architects stink.
DuskTiger
October 8th, 2007
7:13:33 AM CDT
(0)
They USED to. Nowadays they'd have to resort to throwing turnips.
Connor
October 7th, 2007
9:23:37 PM CDT
(0)
A stairway to a window?
cooke
October 7th, 2007
9:49:34 PM CDT
(4)
Poorly optimized JPEGs put inserted into a sh*tty quality, long GIF that is easier to watch on the other 200 websites that host them.
partypenguin
October 8th, 2007
1:09:56 PM CDT
(0)
I agree on the optimized part, I need some tips
BillyZane
October 8th, 2007
2:05:15 PM CDT
(1)
well your loop is terrible but I gave you a 5 cos the pics made me fap. Get the whole song and loop it its really jarring as it stands.
partypenguin
October 8th, 2007
2:44:26 PM CDT
(0)
yeah I would add the whole song but its comes out to 3mb at 128 and my damm gif is also 3mb prob just have to many pics and the size. ahh well good enough for now
BillyZane
October 12th, 2007
4:12:36 AM CDT
(0)
a simple fadeout would do wonders
Corevirus
October 8th, 2007
5:12:54 AM CDT
(0)
outside russian toilet FTW
mikeyfapper
October 8th, 2007
8:28:26 AM CDT
(0)
the radiator in the car killed me.
swamphox
October 8th, 2007
9:03:24 AM CDT
(5)
Russia is somehow out rednecking the American South No easy task!
MKII
October 8th, 2007
9:05:47 AM CDT
(0)
lol@ the mig
B-rizzle
October 8th, 2007
10:07:56 AM CDT
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hey, you need to put that pic back up of that ugly bitch with cherynoble back on there. it cracked me the hell up every time i saw that one
pussinboots
October 8th, 2007
11:18:03 AM CDT
(0)
lol @ car spoiler/wheel barrel chained up
themachiavellian
October 8th, 2007
11:28:56 AM CDT
(0)
Nation of peasants indeed...
omgbomb
October 8th, 2007
11:52:58 AM CDT
(1)
its f*cking slideshow get over it
Diablo
October 8th, 2007
2:20:38 PM CDT
(0)
everything in Russia is backwards, and more.
livingex
October 8th, 2007
6:29:39 PM CDT
(3)
Of these pictures, none sum up the present culture of Russia better than the horse and cart pulling up to the McDonald's window. Russia is a backwater (if you exclude Moscow and central St. Pete) country desperately trying to Westernize itself, but on the whole, it fails miserably. Still, there are few places in the world as charmingly quirky (excluding a certain impending autocracy) than Rossiya.
redzero
October 8th, 2007
9:32:54 PM CDT
(0)
This is the effect of Communism, kids.
ManBoobLover
October 9th, 2007
2:13:06 AM CDT
(1)
I'de love to lick off her vaginal cheese then rub my self down in oil then beat her children to a minute of there death, just before I sell them onto the childs slave market in asia.
partypenguin
October 9th, 2007
7:14:59 PM CDT
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Well I Just Wanna DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
Takon
October 9th, 2007
4:29:57 AM CDT
(0)
I dont get how they can live like that.
lubba
October 9th, 2007
9:52:38 AM CDT
(-1)
damnit russia p0wnes the west so much
MegAtYRaNo
October 9th, 2007
12:10:53 PM CDT
(0)
althou some of them are clearly photoshopped, it's somewhat hilarious
freekenan
October 9th, 2007
5:26:48 PM CDT
(0)
Russia FTL.
Takra
October 9th, 2007
8:40:33 PM CDT
(1)
I still love this YTMND. Russia still rox my sox.
rubberspoon
October 10th, 2007
7:17:19 AM CDT
(0)
i was humming the russian anthem for hours the other day. they're coming for me.
telecomic
October 10th, 2007
10:59:20 AM CDT
(0)
It was humourous, comrade
Apz
October 10th, 2007
12:29:51 PM CDT
(0)
The song sounds like its from Rammstein.
wrecksan
October 10th, 2007
3:55:03 PM CDT
(0)
Atleast the chicks are hot. Also, white ghetto?
the3rd
October 10th, 2007
10:18:02 PM CDT
(0)
moscow! moscow!
HellSpun
October 11th, 2007
4:31:14 AM CDT
(0)
*speechless*
Ailure
October 11th, 2007
5:36:27 AM CDT
(0)
Increase the delay, and it's perfect!
Osttrumpet
October 11th, 2007
6:30:59 AM CDT
(0)
Best....site...ever... (Why did you remove the horse in car tho)
manish
October 11th, 2007
12:57:48 PM CDT
(0)
лол
manish
October 11th, 2007
12:59:18 PM CDT
(0)
the words are enunciated much better in the rock anthem version
A1t
October 11th, 2007
5:20:01 PM CDT
(0)
seems like an ok place
B-rizzle
October 11th, 2007
5:54:45 PM CDT
(0)
this song makes the whole ytmnd
halozero
October 11th, 2007
6:34:05 PM CDT
(0)
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
milkmanv1
October 12th, 2007
2:33:31 AM CDT
(0)
Man, Russia ******* owns
Nizzler
October 12th, 2007
6:58:38 AM CDT
(0)
that's a rock'n'roll verson of that song from Rocky IV - :)
unevensideburns
October 12th, 2007
7:40:32 AM CDT
(0)
in soviet russia, 1 votes you!
Gentalon
October 12th, 2007
9:15:01 AM CDT
(0)
Black power and ATM picture made me lol.
Hotshot
October 12th, 2007
10:33:38 AM CDT
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Yup, there's a lot of room for improvement, but it's still the motherland. Maybe some day I'll go back and help fix the mess, working from the top down.
MelonAbuse
October 12th, 2007
1:06:39 PM CDT
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Does anyone else find this to be pointless or did I just not watch all of it?I will 5 it for Russia
Bupo
October 12th, 2007
2:06:21 PM CDT
(1)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
GDTL
October 12th, 2007
2:26:21 PM CDT
(0)
OMG MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
splatterhouse5
October 12th, 2007
2:57:45 PM CDT
(0)
SovietRussia
October 12th, 2007
9:29:43 PM CDT
(1)
How could I not 5 this?
Stig
October 13th, 2007
2:40:56 AM CDT
(0)
In Soviet Russia, Bro tase you!
WhyDoItMeh
October 13th, 2007
11:10:39 AM CDT
(0)
If only the whole song was in there...
partypenguin
October 13th, 2007
7:49:22 PM CDT
(0)
would make it too big :( to many pics to add the whole song
FalcoLombardi
October 13th, 2007
4:32:08 PM CDT
(0)
Easily the best YTMND in recent memory.
Stig
October 14th, 2007
12:44:05 PM CDT
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В советской России, кот убивает мула
Stig
October 14th, 2007
12:44:55 PM CDT
(0)
That was me trying to write in Russian symbols. :(
Stig
October 15th, 2007
1:49:57 AM CDT
(-1)
In Soviet Russia, Word processes you!
Hellsy
October 17th, 2007
6:40:23 PM CDT
(0)
OYES RUSSIAN!
Andriy
October 19th, 2007
9:16:00 PM CDT
(0)
you got these images from ONE single gallery which was posted on all like russian forum a week ago.
Whatisryan
October 24th, 2007
2:46:29 AM CDT
(0)
Wow, so all you did was steal a bunch of funny images from diffrent sites.
partypenguin
October 24th, 2007
10:51:15 AM CDT
(0)
Hey my name is also Ryan :) high five
Whatisryan
October 28th, 2007
1:54:16 PM CDT
(0)
AW RIGHT!
babyruckles
March 10th, 2008
11:31:48 PM CDT
(0)
Epic'd
BerryFC
November 2nd, 2008
8:54:21 PM CST
(0)
In Soviet Russia, garbage takes out you!
Aul0s
November 3rd, 2009
7:06:47 PM CST
(0)
So much win.
creamyself
December 4th, 2009
4:10:36 PM CST
(0)
in Soviet Russia the sense jokes on you