Crippled Asian won't get discouraged.
Created on: September 23rd, 2007
Crippled Asian won't get discouraged.
Some guy without arms falling off a hill over and over again is one of the most beautiful shows a man can see in his life. Thanks to lashiens for the audio.

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September 23rd, 2007
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I remember watching a video where this guy teamed up with a man with no legs. They kicked ass.
September 23rd, 2007
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unfortunately i have no suggestions but if you do manage to come up with a good replacement sound this gets a 5
September 23rd, 2007
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Try using "Earth and Sea" from Shenmue. http://dl1.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/dl/3007/ad4bcc/Shenmue%20Passport%20(Dreamcast)%20(Rip)/06_-_earth_and_sea.mp3
September 23rd, 2007
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Shenmue! Thanks, that's already better, I'll keep that for now.
September 24th, 2007
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I've fixed your loop for you so it's more seamless. The wav is 1.02mb big, and the mp3 is 144kb big. I would suggest you use the wav, as it loops better, but from the size of your gif you might have to use the mp3 if the site won't allow the wav to go through. If you use the mp3 though, use the pre-loader and set the delay to 1. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8CFEJCBF Anyone else can use these loops as they see fit.
September 24th, 2007
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Alright, I used that mp3 (so it wouldnt take 10 minutes to load) and the loop seems to work just fine. Thanks again, that's much appreciated!
September 24th, 2007
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I need to 5 this. Just for the Shenmue music. However, it seems this particular track goes by two names. I prefer the higher quality version found here: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/774/37
September 25th, 2007
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you get 5 for shenmue
September 25th, 2007
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Jizzmotron, he didn't steal the loop. I made it for him because I wanted to see his site do well. O_o
September 23rd, 2007
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no
September 23rd, 2007
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Flight of the Bumblebee = perfect music for this. I'll five it.
September 23rd, 2007
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lmfao for the crippled mans gauntlet, small pipes. But how will he do all those things without arms? you cant zerg with stubs!
September 23rd, 2007
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If this guy can play Starcraft being blind, then it's gotta be possible to play without arms. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AR_ZMlPoVs
September 23rd, 2007
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I like the zerg box art the best.
September 23rd, 2007
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in before money-hat's crippled spidey version
September 23rd, 2007
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he never died ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 24th, 2007
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All Asians look the same
September 24th, 2007
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I've seen that movie
September 24th, 2007
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How hard could THAT be? I mean couldn't you like move some of the pipes away, or go up a different way?
September 24th, 2007
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5'd for Starcraft
September 24th, 2007
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5 for shenmue music
September 24th, 2007
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I don't know about the Anime stereo type (I know more white people into anime than asian people), but I will agree with you on the StarCraft stereotype... haha!
September 24th, 2007
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base rate neglect
September 24th, 2007
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that song "Aint nothin gonna break my stride" might sound alright for this... but what do i know... im a towel
September 24th, 2007
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5 for SC.
September 24th, 2007
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change the title to Korean in stead of Chinese cause Koreans like starcraft a lot more.
September 24th, 2007
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5'd for NOT making this a "Break my stride" YTMND.
September 24th, 2007
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I'd like to see him play SC with no hands.
September 24th, 2007
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September 24th, 2007
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racist
September 24th, 2007
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great movie
September 24th, 2007
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escelator up costs 599 US Dollars
September 24th, 2007
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5 for meta-cooler
September 24th, 2007
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5'd for starcraft/bowl of rice/dragonball z
September 24th, 2007
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how will he play them without arms....
September 24th, 2007
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only the rice is worth it
September 24th, 2007
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NICE 13 YEAR OLD RACISM *SSH*LE!
September 24th, 2007
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f*g
September 24th, 2007
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wow I was really starting to think that I was the only person who had ever seen that damn movie
September 24th, 2007
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I was going to 1 this til I saw poland in the keywords.
September 24th, 2007
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Actually the domain should be crippledkoreancantreach 'cause it's the Koreans who have godly skillorz at StarCraft. O_O
September 24th, 2007
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If you have never seen the movie "Crippled Masters" your life is NOT complete
September 24th, 2007
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-1 for poland
September 25th, 2007
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replying to jon keree
September 24th, 2007
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Holy f*cking f*ck this is amazing.
September 24th, 2007
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lawl
September 24th, 2007
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Worthy of being ahead of mine in today's views / votes. I 5'd it.
September 24th, 2007
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+5 for Starcraft, DBZ, and rice
September 24th, 2007
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September 24th, 2007
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incredible
September 24th, 2007
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I better use my *strong* hand
September 24th, 2007
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You *ssh*le!! My mom is a crippled asian!!!
September 24th, 2007
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Loving the Shenmue music
September 24th, 2007
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I give it a week before someone puts a stapler and/or bryan peppers up there instead.
September 24th, 2007
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whoa!
September 24th, 2007
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starcraft, dbz and rice. im white and i love 2 of those 3 things and hate the other. can u guess which?
September 24th, 2007
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My guess is you hate rice. Why? NOBODY hates Starcraft.
September 24th, 2007
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September 24th, 2007
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down voted cause i am asian
September 24th, 2007
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EXCELLENT loop... well, it's not technically a loop, but its continuity is just perfect, not unlike the determination on the guy's face to get his Starcraft and rice bowl.
September 24th, 2007
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perfect music is perfect
September 25th, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
September 25th, 2007
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i bet he could still kick my *ss in starcraft
September 25th, 2007
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Need... *falls* more... *falls* hentai... *falls again*
September 25th, 2007
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You...remembered Poland.
September 25th, 2007
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So roooonery... <|B
September 25th, 2007
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better then awful
September 25th, 2007
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Oh Tenderfoot! Can you tell me how you get the most out of life? :(
September 25th, 2007
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Too bad negative stars isn't an option...
September 25th, 2007
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EPIC FAIL
September 25th, 2007
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Err, the asian's the one that fails. Not this site.
September 25th, 2007
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excellent work
September 29th, 2007
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At least he's persistent.
September 30th, 2007
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omgggggg best ytmnd ever
September 30th, 2007
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The three main things that asians live for. Rice, starcraft, and dragonball Z.
September 30th, 2007
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September 30th, 2007
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crippled masters = best kung fu movie ever
November 14th, 2007
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lol, nice
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i think this is the best ytmnd ever