The most awkward CSI: Miami intro ever
Created on: September 23rd, 2007
The most awkward CSI: Miami intro ever
SMZ 
miami.ytmnd.com
Well Frank, it looks like I'm.... *puts on sunglasses* .... just a f*cking moron. YEEEAAAAAAAH!!!
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kittyblender
September 23rd, 2007
1:14:50 PM CDT
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It's like a MurdarMachene YTMND without all the funny.
September 24th, 2007
9:45:53 AM CDT
(0)
sucks ass
PsiHero
September 24th, 2007
7:13:15 PM CDT
(0)
Awsome
mcearlgrey
September 25th, 2007
7:23:01 AM CDT
(0)
Monster caliber ... penetrate ... something big ...
n4rvst
September 25th, 2007
12:56:17 PM CDT
(0)
watched cause of this comment. f*ck you.
Fleeflicker
September 25th, 2007
9:52:23 PM CDT
(0)
Tippacanoe and Tyler 2'd.
BloodArgon
September 23rd, 2007
1:15:45 PM CDT
(0)
That was VERY original.
Pugofdoom
September 23rd, 2007
1:18:53 PM CDT
(0)
...lol?
KeeseroGuan
September 23rd, 2007
1:20:39 PM CDT
(0)
Awesomeness in true form, 5'd.
Rhino
September 24th, 2007
12:55:09 PM CDT
(0)
hell yeah! Its about time that ginger bastard messed up a pun.
Zanos73
September 23rd, 2007
1:22:05 PM CDT
(0)
CSI: Miami blows anyways; Vegas was 100x better
Tippo
September 25th, 2007
5:42:59 PM CDT
(0)
Well you know what they say, Frank...
windmillninja
September 23rd, 2007
1:24:14 PM CDT
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We won't get fooled again.
Tippo
September 26th, 2007
7:59:01 AM CDT
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Neither does Jim Carrey. Pwns David Carusso. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI
chrombot
September 23rd, 2007
1:33:46 PM CDT
(0)
do law and order SVU next!
ubermann
September 23rd, 2007
1:45:22 PM CDT
(0)
you see.... this was....um ..yeah
cenomachi
September 23rd, 2007
1:59:01 PM CDT
(0)
Brilliant!
Sirberus
September 23rd, 2007
2:07:49 PM CDT
(0)
Horatio Caine ALWAYS has a one liner. The opposite of Horatio Caine not having a one liner is him having two. Even in parallel universes and YTMNDs he will have a one liner. For mere suggestion and speculation of such a thing, I have decided to mark this YTMND as a one.
SMZ
September 23rd, 2007
4:51:28 PM CDT
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Wouldn't the opposite of always having something be never having something, or always having nothing?
ghoulishtie
September 23rd, 2007
5:13:41 PM CDT
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The opposite of not haveing anything for sumthing, is not having something for Halo3!
stefy71
September 24th, 2007
10:13:09 AM CDT
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seriously Sirberus, your one stupid c*nt!
AndySavage
September 23rd, 2007
2:19:52 PM CDT
(0)
I'm gonna go take a shower now
Goneja
September 23rd, 2007
2:28:12 PM CDT
(0)
I LOL'ed
funwithaids
September 23rd, 2007
2:41:27 PM CDT
(0)
YEAHHHH!!
poopypants26
September 23rd, 2007
3:09:15 PM CDT
(0)
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!
Mech
September 23rd, 2007
3:57:25 PM CDT
(0)
Um, when I watched this I thought he was talking about penis sizes. Thats not what this is about?
Khaaaaaaaaaan
September 23rd, 2007
4:21:56 PM CDT
(0)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
prairiedogeric10
September 23rd, 2007
4:45:48 PM CDT
(0)
I can't stand that guy, always talking in code
brachiosaurus
September 23rd, 2007
4:47:28 PM CDT
(0)
RAWR!
neuber
September 23rd, 2007
4:59:07 PM CDT
(0)
Thats pretty awkward, good stuff.
ghoulishtie
September 23rd, 2007
5:13:10 PM CDT
(0)
no poland?
ghoulishtie
September 23rd, 2007
5:33:00 PM CDT
(0)
downvoting my comments is only feeding the fire! >:D FEED MY FIRE!!!
September 24th, 2007
4:23:29 PM CDT
(0)
>:D I'LL FEED YOU MY C*CK!!!
ghoulishtie
September 24th, 2007
5:10:52 PM CDT
(0)
dont u mean ur bagina? ;)
Bobdole23
September 23rd, 2007
7:21:57 PM CDT
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I hate that f*ckin show it's just about some f*g that looks like William H. Macy.
jnorris441
September 23rd, 2007
7:56:26 PM CDT
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That's the way the cookie
kwsn
September 23rd, 2007
8:01:39 PM CDT
(0)
nice domain at least
GenAmonX2K
September 23rd, 2007
8:28:19 PM CDT
(0)
CSI: MiamiTMND is go for launch
Tevyk
September 23rd, 2007
8:36:41 PM CDT
(0)
It's time to kick *ss and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum.
phoenix1985
September 25th, 2007
1:53:05 PM CDT
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Your *ss is grass, and I'm the lawnmower.
BluePhirePB
September 23rd, 2007
8:58:46 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAH!!!
CJVercetti
September 23rd, 2007
9:58:40 PM CDT
(0)
Genius.
Bluegamer
September 23rd, 2007
11:14:42 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT SHOW I WATCH IT EVERY DAY
Twinsen
September 24th, 2007
2:42:40 AM CDT
(0)
"That's a monster caliber"
Ralynxi
September 24th, 2007
9:04:39 AM CDT
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The reason Im giving this a five... See you later frank.
will1000
September 24th, 2007
9:20:06 AM CDT
(0)
that makes my top 5 of best ytmnds ever!
RetLek
September 24th, 2007
9:26:58 AM CDT
(0)
pure w00t
ShadowSL
September 24th, 2007
9:45:05 AM CDT
(0)
CSI sucks! Go Forensic Files!
ShadowMarth
September 24th, 2007
11:01:43 AM CDT
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I've wanted to make one with all the crazy Horatio one-liners before the theme for a long time, but I don't have all those episodes.
SMZ
September 25th, 2007
8:08:29 AM CDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948&mode=related&search=
YourTheCoconutMan
September 25th, 2007
9:52:55 AM CDT
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HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coffeeachiever
September 24th, 2007
11:54:03 AM CDT
(0)
the first good YTMND I've seen on this site in months. good job.
Valamort
September 24th, 2007
1:30:32 PM CDT
(0)
I love the MIA!
Metallicutz
September 24th, 2007
1:37:10 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
Buttsworth
September 24th, 2007
2:44:52 PM CDT
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"That's a monster caliber" "Actually it's just a 5.7mm. That's as tiny as your pencil dick. F*ck off you bald Brady Campaign spokesperson."
wisdumcube
September 24th, 2007
3:04:39 PM CDT
(0)
I love this.
September 24th, 2007
4:21:25 PM CDT
(0)
Favoarite Favoarite
Aramek
September 24th, 2007
4:37:52 PM CDT
(0)
Flawless. ^_^
zaboomafoozarg
September 24th, 2007
5:13:00 PM CDT
(0)
um not funny, ever.
einrobstein
September 24th, 2007
5:35:32 PM CDT
(0)
Well played sir.
WOTAN
September 24th, 2007
7:13:47 PM CDT
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LOLL NICE! WAS EXPECTING HORSEDICK
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:29:34 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... allen wrenches. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:30:20 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... gerbil feeders. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:31:08 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... toilet seats. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:31:39 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... electric heaters. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:32:15 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... trash compactors. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:33:50 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... juice extractors. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:34:36 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... shower rods. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:35:08 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... water meters. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:35:57 PM CDT
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Well frank, there's a chance that..... walkie talkies. YEAAAHH!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:36:35 PM CDT
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Well frank, there's a chance that..... copper wires. YEAAAHH!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:37:49 PM CDT
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Well frank, looks like this prostitute should have been wearing..... safety goggles. YEAAAHH!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:38:41 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it looks like.... radial tires. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:39:27 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it looks like.... BB pellets can kill. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:39:58 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it looks like.... rubber mallets. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:40:56 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it actually looks like.... we have fans. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:41:39 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it looks like.... dehumidifiers. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:42:12 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it looks like.... picture hangers. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:43:31 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it looks like.... paper cutters. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:44:06 PM CDT
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Well Frank, my face looks like.... waffle irons. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:45:02 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it looks like.... window shutters. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:45:51 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it looks like I've been sniffing..... paint removers. YEAAAHH!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:46:48 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... window louvres. YEAAAHH!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:47:22 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... masking tape. YEAAAHH!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:48:25 PM CDT
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Well Frank, it seems I've been living in the gutter........ the plastic gutter. YEAAAHH!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:48:56 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... kitchen faucets. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:49:27 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... folding tables. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:50:23 PM CDT
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You know what they say about strip clubs, Frank..... weather stripping. YEAAAHH!!!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:50:53 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... jumper cables. YEAAAHH!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:51:41 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... hooks and tackle are like grout and spackle. YEAAAHH!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:52:31 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... power foggers. YEAAAHH!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:53:52 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... spoons. YEAAAHH!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:54:23 PM CDT
(0)
You know what they say Frank..... ladles. YEAAAHH!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:55:26 PM CDT
(1)
You know what they say about pesticides, Frank..... they're used for fumigation. YEAAAHH!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:56:33 PM CDT
(1)
You know what they say Frank..... high performance lubrication. YEAAAHH!!!!?
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:57:03 PM CDT
(1)
You know what they say Frank..... metal roofing. YEAAAHH!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:57:43 PM CDT
(1)
You know what they say about drown victims, Frank..... water proofing. YEAAAHH!!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:58:42 PM CDT
(1)
You know what else is multi-purpose, Frank?..... insulation. YEAAAHH!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
7:59:45 PM CDT
(1)
You know, Frank..... Lieutenant Brass connectors . YEAAAHH!!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:00:20 PM CDT
(1)
Well Frank,.... wrecking chisels. YEAAAHH!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:01:17 PM CDT
(1)
Well little girl, maybe your burnt-up mommy should have bought a............. smoke detector. YEAAAHH!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:05:21 PM CDT
(1)
Well frank, there's a chance that..... tire gauges. YEAAAHH!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:06:30 PM CDT
(0)
Well...... hamster cages. YEAAAHH!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:07:18 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... thermostats and bug deflectors don't mix. YEAAAHH!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:08:48 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... trailer hitch demagnetizers are the future. YEAAAHH!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:10:24 PM CDT
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You know what I'm getting for Christmas, Frank?..... automatic circumcisers. YEAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:11:24 PM CDT
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Well frank, there's a chance that..... tennis rackets. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:12:03 PM CDT
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Well frank, there's a chance that..... angle brackets. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:13:14 PM CDT
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Well frank, it looks like these rival gangs fought like..... duracells and energizers. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:13:44 PM CDT
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Well frank, there's a chance that..... soffit panels. YEAAAHH!
SMZ
September 24th, 2007
8:13:53 PM CDT
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I'd feel like a total *ssh*le if I went and c-c-c-combo-breaker'd this since I've been watching it go on for the last 10 minutes.... f*ck
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:14:22 PM CDT
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Well frank, there's a chance that..... circuit breakers. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:15:40 PM CDT
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Well Frank, the victim shouldn't have stuck his wiener in..... vacuum cleaners. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:16:37 PM CDT
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Well frank, there's a chance that we're looking for Brazillian..... coffee makers. YEAAAHH!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:17:51 PM CDT
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Well Frank, there's a chance that the math club members attacked the victim, beating him to death with.... calculators. YEAAAHH!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:19:12 PM CDT
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You know what they say Frank..... generators. YEAAAHH!!!!!!1!!!
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:38:09 PM CDT
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You know what they say goes well with bad one-liners Frank?... matching salt & pepper shakers.
agentanderson
September 24th, 2007
8:38:49 PM CDT
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YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chav-Slayer
September 25th, 2007
3:37:48 AM CDT
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WE DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!!!! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Coolgamer
September 25th, 2007
7:51:17 AM CDT
(0)
I'M GONNA MARRY THIS SERIES OF COMMENTS
bobby-guapo
September 25th, 2007
8:08:37 AM CDT
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"I'd feel like a total *ssh*le if I went and c-c-c-combo-breaker'd this since I've been watching it go on for the last 10 minutes.... f*ck" just saying this... you may as well have deleted your site after he did all that work. you suck.
mrnoodle
September 25th, 2007
12:22:46 PM CDT
(0)
lol check out this site i found http://miami.ytmnd.com/
TheJudaicJedi
September 25th, 2007
1:36:56 PM CDT
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agentanderson will you make some of those please??! also what does combo breaker mean???
MasterAL
September 25th, 2007
1:46:38 PM CDT
(1)
"C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!" happens when people begin a series of comments that are related as if it were a message board. Basically some tool posts that and everyone lol's like tools.
kericr
September 25th, 2007
3:53:30 PM CDT
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You know what they say about upvoting Frank....all of 'em. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
TheJudaicJedi
September 28th, 2007
6:40:54 PM CDT
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i still dont understand, can you elaborate? like someone breaks the guy's train of posts? That doesnt seem like it deserves its own term.
Tranced
September 24th, 2007
8:18:07 PM CDT
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FreemanNate
September 24th, 2007
8:35:49 PM CDT
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it looks like a 9mm, lol
mcroix
December 12th, 2008
11:31:09 PM CST
(0)
monster 9mm
Klarg
September 24th, 2007
8:55:20 PM CDT
(0)
duh
pho
September 25th, 2007
12:25:08 AM CDT
(0)
I HATE CSI!
ReFoxed
September 25th, 2007
2:37:05 AM CDT
(0)
oh very god.
Fortune
September 25th, 2007
5:26:57 AM CDT
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Damn, if only you could have him be like "Yea..." before the YEAAHHHHH!!! and put his glasses on.
BeerDrinkingVictoryM
September 25th, 2007
6:57:29 AM CDT
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I showed this to a couple of die-hard CSI fans and was nearly killed. 5'd
DarthWang
September 25th, 2007
7:38:13 AM CDT
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1
tarkaan
September 25th, 2007
10:34:10 AM CDT
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Hahaha oh man that's gay.
maddog00
September 25th, 2007
11:10:12 AM CDT
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Should have him put on his sunglasses then walk away with no one liner, leaving Frank staring
helpmesomebody
September 25th, 2007
1:09:29 PM CDT
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GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS First time I've bothered voting in months. thanks.
helpmesomebody
September 25th, 2007
1:10:32 PM CDT
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lol spelling
TheJudaicJedi
September 25th, 2007
1:33:42 PM CDT
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sync is way off. TAKE ADVICE FROM AGENTANDERSON.
SMZ
September 25th, 2007
6:40:46 PM CDT
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It isn't. It's your computer that's way off (but my laptop is too so don't worry; I had to borrow someone else's to make sure it synced correctly on the site)
TheJudaicJedi
September 28th, 2007
6:42:00 PM CDT
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ok then +4 to your rating.
AltDelete
September 25th, 2007
3:22:36 PM CDT
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yeaaaah.
EpicDude
September 25th, 2007
6:28:09 PM CDT
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lol you should run this by the producers, you could write for the show!
djovw9
September 25th, 2007
7:02:01 PM CDT
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agentstinky
September 25th, 2007
7:11:58 PM CDT
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A drive-by...Miami style. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
DvP84
September 25th, 2007
7:19:46 PM CDT
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YES!!!!
Vigrash
September 25th, 2007
7:51:27 PM CDT
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lol wut
badboybadd
September 25th, 2007
8:48:21 PM CDT
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i always enjoy a woman of her... calibur? (pinky to mouth move). By calibur i of course meant both the size of the gun barrel and the quality of her character.
AntwanDavis
September 25th, 2007
9:08:06 PM CDT
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People actually watch that show?
uberl33thax
September 25th, 2007
9:42:29 PM CDT
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ROFL nice!
TREG155
September 26th, 2007
6:07:13 AM CDT
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haha
Do1phin
September 26th, 2007
11:55:03 AM CDT
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par
Eric--Bauman
September 26th, 2007
1:06:39 PM CDT
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not funny at all
mcroix
December 12th, 2008
11:31:46 PM CST
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Member Since: 2006-01-09 Eric--Bauman's highest rated sites: (1.46)
Itunes
November 10th, 2007
6:09:46 PM CST
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f*cking hilarious.
dannydevito
November 20th, 2007
9:53:55 PM CST
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