Punch God For Cheesecake
Created on: September 11th, 2007
Punch God For Cheesecake
Pacific-PanDeist 
SeanConneryhasthemostunusualvendingmachine.ytmnd.com
Whenever Sean Connery wants a piece of cheesecake, he just punches God, and BANG!! there it is....
Sistene chapel, plus Cheesecake
Finding Forrester + edits

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Bongfu
September 11th, 2007
1:10:52 PM CDT
(8)
I lol'd
Whatisryan
September 11th, 2007
1:11:59 PM CDT
(5)
I did the same, my freind who I just met and only know you by this comment on a video.
shadydragon
September 11th, 2007
8:30:30 PM CDT
(5)
k... where my cake
Jolb
September 12th, 2007
7:16:52 PM CDT
(5)
It's a hot beat.
Nes
September 12th, 2007
7:52:48 PM CDT
(26)
In soviet russia cheescake punch god
DoomFrost
September 12th, 2007
10:00:43 PM CDT
(5)
It has a nice beat to it.
PsiHero
September 14th, 2007
10:50:41 AM CDT
(5)
I really loled, very dramatic when he says ''Cheesecake!''
teewsness
September 15th, 2007
2:46:03 PM CDT
(3)
I'm impressed - and no fancy dancy video even.
lollerkaust
September 11th, 2007
1:11:50 PM CDT
(16)
underrated
Pacific-PanDeist
September 11th, 2007
1:13:53 PM CDT
(11)
Although you really can't tell if he's punching God to get the cheesecake, or if he just hates cheesecake and blames God for it....
soapalope
September 11th, 2007
1:19:23 PM CDT
(15)
Cheesecake is the greatest transgression made by God against man. 5'd
Ipoopnaked
September 13th, 2007
11:42:25 AM CDT
(4)
this was me LAWL "thats awesome"
specialkK
September 11th, 2007
1:18:29 PM CDT
(4)
faved if its strawberry cheescake
Pacific-PanDeist
September 11th, 2007
1:21:52 PM CDT
(12)
It clearly has some sort of fruit mixed in.... could be strawberry, but that's up to God....
koolaider
September 12th, 2007
6:50:50 PM CDT
(4)
Smells like Lingonberry.
Smeagolisfree99
September 12th, 2007
10:34:14 PM CDT
(5)
I'd say its more eldeberry.
scorpkris
September 13th, 2007
6:02:32 AM CDT
(5)
shnazberries
MasterAL
September 13th, 2007
5:25:16 PM CDT
(4)
who ever heard of SNAZburries?
ytmotherfuckernd
September 13th, 2007
7:32:51 PM CDT
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I like mine with dingleberries!
MonkeyTorture
September 16th, 2007
8:48:38 AM CDT
(2)
We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
MasterAL
September 17th, 2007
5:21:27 PM CDT
(1)
I'm glad someone saw the Wonka reference.
Ass-and-Gas
September 11th, 2007
1:22:21 PM CDT
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this is so f*cking funny hahah cheesecake
FlipNmonkey
September 11th, 2007
1:23:27 PM CDT
(3)
I am hungry.
omgbomb
September 11th, 2007
1:24:12 PM CDT
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meh
titans
September 11th, 2007
1:28:58 PM CDT
(3)
I mean how good is the cheesecake?? I'd punch God for cheesecake, but it'd have to be some damn good cheesecake!
bonushobo
September 11th, 2007
8:44:51 PM CDT
(1)
this should certainly go in the pantheon of good ytmnd/ptkfgs variations
ubermann
September 11th, 2007
8:46:47 PM CDT
(2)
but why would he be hitting himself
Grayfox354
September 11th, 2007
9:07:27 PM CDT
(3)
Wouldn't you hit yourself if everytime you did you'd get a cheesecake for it? Masochism here I come!
ubermann
September 11th, 2007
9:42:39 PM CDT
(1)
great now i got a cool name for a metal band masochists for cheesecake
Pacific-PanDeist
September 12th, 2007
6:09:15 PM CDT
(10)
Um, what if Sean was one of us?
Geise
September 12th, 2007
7:08:54 PM CDT
(1)
Because it's just that good.
zaboomafoozarg
September 11th, 2007
9:06:42 PM CDT
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Sturmrabe
September 11th, 2007
9:21:22 PM CDT
(3)
Why has this taken so long?
Papstfaust
September 11th, 2007
9:22:15 PM CDT
(6)
PGFC?
jnorris441
September 11th, 2007
9:24:45 PM CDT
(2)
eating cheesecake is like kicking god in the balls and saying "thanks for the arteries douchebag"
bobby-guapo
September 11th, 2007
9:30:20 PM CDT
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wtf??????????????? this PGFCC. f*cking amazing. thats what it is. have a medal.
Klarg
September 11th, 2007
9:37:11 PM CDT
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mmmmm cheesecake... PUNCH!
BobOstertag
September 12th, 2007
5:40:21 PM CDT
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C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-k-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
HockeyUSA27
September 12th, 2007
5:40:52 PM CDT
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Cheesecake comes in vending machines now?
flowbiscuit
September 12th, 2007
5:56:54 PM CDT
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only good thing on ytmnd today. good work
reemis
September 12th, 2007
6:14:28 PM CDT
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ravenne-animous
September 12th, 2007
6:18:29 PM CDT
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XD!
Goneja
September 12th, 2007
6:19:35 PM CDT
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PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE
Cassio
September 12th, 2007
6:24:19 PM CDT
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I hate this.
Merrell
September 12th, 2007
6:29:15 PM CDT
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Too bad you can't punch something that doesn't exist! Nice idea, btw
burntbythestove
September 12th, 2007
6:37:22 PM CDT
(0)
lol.
Do1phin
September 12th, 2007
6:38:40 PM CDT
(0)
lmfao
Captain-L337
September 12th, 2007
6:47:19 PM CDT
(3)
Mmmmmmm.... Sacrilege!
MuToiDMaN
September 12th, 2007
7:05:55 PM CDT
(14)
sacri-licious!
travbrack
September 12th, 2007
9:36:23 PM CDT
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a waffle wrapped around an entire stick of butter is much better than this site.
Pacific-PanDeist
September 13th, 2007
4:29:44 AM CDT
(3)
Well, not ''much'' better....
hanktherapper
September 12th, 2007
6:54:21 PM CDT
(1)
Got better as it went along which is a sign of a great YTMND.
bkaj
September 12th, 2007
6:54:53 PM CDT
(-1)
HAHA thats GREAT
Icecream458
September 12th, 2007
6:57:35 PM CDT
(-1)
k
wisdumcube
September 12th, 2007
7:06:29 PM CDT
(-1)
nice
Emanuel
September 12th, 2007
7:14:40 PM CDT
(1)
Someone needs to remix this into a song as soon as possible.
joe579003
September 12th, 2007
7:28:14 PM CDT
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PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE!
shoover
September 12th, 2007
7:28:36 PM CDT
(-1)
Holy f*ck this is funny.
SMZ
September 12th, 2007
7:42:06 PM CDT
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This could easily be turned into a remix
Lotus1438
September 12th, 2007
7:43:47 PM CDT
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Cmon people, you can do better, top 10 keeps getting more retarded by the day.
SniperV
September 12th, 2007
7:54:48 PM CDT
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I would if he existed. :P
DarkTree
September 12th, 2007
7:58:58 PM CDT
(0)
good
R8bit
September 12th, 2007
8:07:01 PM CDT
(1)
Well for cheesecake...
DarthWang
September 12th, 2007
8:09:19 PM CDT
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3
Choronzon
September 12th, 2007
8:11:32 PM CDT
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If punching this irrational offense to human reason will get me some sweet cheesecake then count me in.
carps
September 12th, 2007
8:11:47 PM CDT
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I'd totally do it.
doc-faustus
September 12th, 2007
8:13:13 PM CDT
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first
bmecoli
September 12th, 2007
8:13:40 PM CDT
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I'd punch god regardless...
cakmasta
September 12th, 2007
8:26:49 PM CDT
(0)
this is begging to be remixed
Arcticshade
September 12th, 2007
8:28:24 PM CDT
(-1)
Great edit! I lol'd.
wok7
September 12th, 2007
8:34:24 PM CDT
(-1)
lolol
Zexion
September 12th, 2007
8:38:55 PM CDT
(-1)
hahaha this made me lol
inkdrinker
September 12th, 2007
8:41:04 PM CDT
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16 bars of murda real murda baby this ain't a facade. got n*gg*z pumpin' they fists like they punchin' at god
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
September 12th, 2007
8:48:23 PM CDT
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Such epic and passionate rhythm.
Diablo
September 12th, 2007
8:49:12 PM CDT
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PGFCC.com
Claremonster
September 12th, 2007
8:49:46 PM CDT
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PONCH THE CHEESE FOR GOD'S CAKE! PONCH!
ToastChef
September 12th, 2007
8:57:29 PM CDT
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Picture, Sound, Text. A singular focus, not a f*ggy short film. Also, 4th universe'd.
gamekid
September 12th, 2007
9:03:36 PM CDT
(-1)
Simple, effective, and stuff.
Cowmanik
September 12th, 2007
9:39:32 PM CDT
(-1)
Indeed.
djx187
September 12th, 2007
9:08:14 PM CDT
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Aeroplano
September 12th, 2007
9:17:27 PM CDT
(-1)
By far the best scramble.
jvice152
September 12th, 2007
9:22:52 PM CDT
(-1)
lol
Dasyati
September 12th, 2007
9:48:38 PM CDT
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PUNCH THESE CHEESE KEYS
pawlied
September 12th, 2007
9:53:39 PM CDT
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picture sound text! Nice work.
Flopsy
September 12th, 2007
9:54:27 PM CDT
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PUNCH THESE CHEESE KEYS
lepraconog
September 12th, 2007
10:17:39 PM CDT
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That's for sure.
Improviser
September 12th, 2007
10:54:37 PM CDT
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k
AndySavage
September 12th, 2007
11:05:46 PM CDT
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So this was the first site I looked at after the servers came back up today. I thought I was in a timewarp. Hella points for classicness
Valamort
September 12th, 2007
11:26:04 PM CDT
(0)
Domain name ftw!
Brandon00151
September 12th, 2007
11:27:07 PM CDT
(0)
Rofl f*cking win
roq
September 12th, 2007
11:28:29 PM CDT
(1)
*punches god*
Riotsword
September 13th, 2007
12:37:40 AM CDT
(1)
Sounds like a charity.
Nuroticat
September 13th, 2007
1:32:11 AM CDT
(0)
Godly.
captiancharisma
September 13th, 2007
1:33:16 AM CDT
(0)
Made me lol.
zohnworld146
September 13th, 2007
4:36:37 AM CDT
(0)
amazing
teh-orange
September 13th, 2007
4:39:31 AM CDT
(0)
hehe
EdenMaster
September 13th, 2007
4:59:41 AM CDT
(1)
And here I thought all the Connery word rearrangements had been done! This is terrific!
ytmnchandler
September 13th, 2007
5:00:21 AM CDT
(1)
words are funny
nillie
September 13th, 2007
5:19:36 AM CDT
(0)
i agree....4
Foiz5000
September 13th, 2007
5:34:06 AM CDT
(1)
I would but the bastards outta my reach, dammit I want some unholy cheesecake.
Wesyeed
September 13th, 2007
6:07:25 AM CDT
(1)
SEAN CONNERY = SEX
Burrich
September 13th, 2007
6:09:18 AM CDT
(1)
^ Captain Obvious on Sex
D00d
September 13th, 2007
6:25:05 AM CDT
(0)
Interesting
scrooged
September 13th, 2007
6:38:02 AM CDT
(0)
Remix PLeaze. Yummy cake.
strangemusic
September 13th, 2007
6:43:14 AM CDT
(0)
delicious cheesecake!
Coolgamer
September 13th, 2007
6:55:08 AM CDT
(1)
*Punches god*
VinzClortho
September 13th, 2007
7:05:03 AM CDT
(1)
I like god's dress.
nugget
September 13th, 2007
7:43:19 AM CDT
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F, incoming remix by keaton...
mackvenom1
September 13th, 2007
8:01:16 AM CDT
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great googly moogly!
magicnosegoblin
September 13th, 2007
8:18:29 AM CDT
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He's like a vending machine with loose cheesecake.
CaptainRescue
September 13th, 2007
8:44:18 AM CDT
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Cheesecake is good for you.
tkNukem
September 13th, 2007
9:12:37 AM CDT
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wow, clean edit and classic style. bravo.
HoneyGlazedHams
September 13th, 2007
9:12:50 AM CDT
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WIN
GeneralFod
September 13th, 2007
9:21:24 AM CDT
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CHEESECAKE
Isen
September 13th, 2007
9:34:42 AM CDT
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I really hear cheesesteak though
awaken
September 13th, 2007
10:24:00 AM CDT
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LWRAE
September 13th, 2007
10:34:29 AM CDT
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quite possibly the greatest domain name ever. and I don't know sh*t about poetry, but its written in iambic pentameter isn't it?
cdfisk
September 13th, 2007
12:25:19 PM CDT
(0)
Nice.
porkboy
September 13th, 2007
1:12:17 PM CDT
(0)
this is ROFL
manish
September 13th, 2007
1:20:02 PM CDT
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just when i thought every possible variation had been exhausted...
frey553
September 13th, 2007
1:35:47 PM CDT
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Disgusting...
Thoto
September 13th, 2007
1:40:30 PM CDT
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How rythmic..
Shadowolf
September 13th, 2007
4:02:06 PM CDT
(1)
yeah its only a matter of time before someone remixes this. its very catchy
Anarchy1337
September 13th, 2007
5:21:48 PM CDT
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amazing.
MasterAL
September 13th, 2007
5:26:13 PM CDT
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PUNCH God for CHEESEcake!
wrecksan
September 13th, 2007
5:42:07 PM CDT
(2)
Is it kosher?
CJVercetti
September 13th, 2007
5:59:41 PM CDT
(1)
I dunno if I love cheesecake that much...
Tehmanwithchicken
September 13th, 2007
6:30:46 PM CDT
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*punches God* *gets smited* Damn! I guess it only works for Sean Connery. :(
Onel
September 13th, 2007
6:42:42 PM CDT
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Seemless
pardus
September 13th, 2007
7:18:19 PM CDT
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This is my new ringtone. Bye bye knightrider themesong
sk19842
September 13th, 2007
7:40:19 PM CDT
(1)
Fourth corner
NESchampion
September 13th, 2007
7:40:52 PM CDT
(0)
FIVE
b7571439
September 13th, 2007
7:44:33 PM CDT
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why? cause.
deadphishiy
September 13th, 2007
8:05:15 PM CDT
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erection.
dumple
September 13th, 2007
8:17:37 PM CDT
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Not just a cheesecake...a fudge jelly cheesecake!
Klarg
September 13th, 2007
9:22:15 PM CDT
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not just a cookie
jimsmith
September 13th, 2007
8:55:55 PM CDT
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Well, I like God, but I sure would like that cheesecake...
jman99999
September 14th, 2007
5:43:45 PM CDT
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I was raised Catholic... so I'd punch God to get cheesecake, but then I'd feel guilty about it later.
Pacific-PanDeist
September 14th, 2007
5:56:50 PM CDT
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Imagine if you punched God for making you feel guilty about punching God? Talk about a vicious cycle....
Aurex
September 13th, 2007
11:12:52 PM CDT
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It's good to see a classic YTMND. And a good one at that, too.
Teknorat
September 13th, 2007
11:55:37 PM CDT
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I broke my screen, and I didn't even get any cake.
Pacific-PanDeist
September 14th, 2007
7:09:56 AM CDT
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Best comment!!
xinjinbei
September 14th, 2007
3:52:09 AM CDT
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So, I should punch FSM?
Pacific-PanDeist
September 14th, 2007
7:10:28 AM CDT
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You'd only get yourself sauced....
Kaioshin
September 14th, 2007
10:04:11 AM CDT
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Cheesecake is friggin awesome.
moheevi
September 14th, 2007
11:13:46 AM CDT
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classic site, made me chuckle
Aldran
September 14th, 2007
6:01:09 PM CDT
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This needs background music. Find something that matches the beat, and you're golden. Still, gotta deserve a 5 either way.
Pacific-PanDeist
September 14th, 2007
6:08:15 PM CDT
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Thought about it.... but I didn't want to get too far from the classic sense of yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com -- that one has background music, but it's only the background music of the movie itself, nothing added....
AntwanDavis
September 14th, 2007
7:43:06 PM CDT
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Worst site on the front page...
BandannaJones
September 14th, 2007
7:57:34 PM CDT
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How... oh, god this is great.
Shieftain
September 14th, 2007
8:10:35 PM CDT
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Very well done, LOL
B-rizzle
September 14th, 2007
9:39:31 PM CDT
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hall of fame
HerrVolkermord
September 15th, 2007
12:01:10 AM CDT
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I'd f*cking do it in a heartbeat!
severin
September 15th, 2007
1:12:20 AM CDT
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mmm cheese
mariostar06
September 15th, 2007
7:14:17 AM CDT
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Can it be Chocolate?
furlonium
September 15th, 2007
8:15:51 AM CDT
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oh my F*CKING god, someone needs to make some kinda song outta this
AGirlOnTheInternet
September 15th, 2007
9:12:01 AM CDT
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but i don't like cheesecake
Pacific-PanDeist
September 15th, 2007
1:34:22 PM CDT
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Could be that Sean Connery doesn't like it either, and that's why he's punching God....
splugen
September 15th, 2007
10:19:20 AM CDT
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I would give anything to see Sean Connery's reaction to this site in general. Man.
furrykef
September 15th, 2007
11:10:37 AM CDT
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Reminds me of my own http://godskeys.ytmnd.com/, but this is much better and less contrived :)
freaky-dreamer
September 15th, 2007
12:26:25 PM CDT
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cheesecake is full of win ;D
jasonkrowe
September 15th, 2007
12:37:36 PM CDT
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Has a good beat, try mixing it up with some music.
GDTL
September 15th, 2007
1:31:18 PM CDT
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lol epic win
Akrom
September 15th, 2007
2:14:48 PM CDT
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"PUNCH GOD FOR KEYS CAKE?" i dont think so, its CH NOT K, noob
whiteman
September 15th, 2007
2:53:04 PM CDT
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cheesecake is good yes yes
NuckingFuts9
September 15th, 2007
5:57:22 PM CDT
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THIS DEMANDS A TECHNO REMIX. OMG LOL CAPS.
ColdStone
September 15th, 2007
8:02:42 PM CDT
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Nice
Bobdole23
September 15th, 2007
10:48:31 PM CDT
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1 for description
slax0r
September 16th, 2007
10:38:14 PM CDT
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Not quite as good as punch the shake for God's keys.
Pacific-PanDeist
September 16th, 2007
11:17:24 PM CDT
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Apples and oranges.... we're punching God Himself here!! Sometimes complexity is what works, sometimes simplicity....
ambulo
September 17th, 2007
2:38:12 PM CDT
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user-targeted downvote
TsukasaElkKite
September 17th, 2007
3:00:31 PM CDT
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MMMMMMMMMMMM, cheesecake...*drools*
LRonHubbaHubba
September 18th, 2007
2:10:18 AM CDT
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shiney
corragan
September 18th, 2007
8:56:53 AM CDT
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!!
Gukkor
September 18th, 2007
5:17:41 PM CDT
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Maybe it's a divine test, and the only way to fail is to NOT punch God for the cheesecake. Y'know, prove that we're not afraid of Him or something to that effect.
bigmoney
September 18th, 2007
5:31:57 PM CDT
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Maybe you should shut up and enjoy this site's epic winningness.
Kirix
September 19th, 2007
2:11:39 AM CDT
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so freaking overrated
dmaz
September 19th, 2007
8:28:04 AM CDT
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wonderful
laughingwarlock
September 19th, 2007
8:58:13 AM CDT
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Great spin on a classic.
engineer69
September 19th, 2007
12:11:10 PM CDT
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Just when you you think the Orange is fully squeezed, more juice comes out. Did I say Orange; I meant my D*ck.
Monocle
September 19th, 2007
2:06:48 PM CDT
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Win.
AmericanCaesar92
October 8th, 2007
3:36:27 PM CDT
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poor taste
xinjinbei
October 16th, 2007
11:43:25 AM CDT
(0)
Where did you get the word "cheese"? Was it in Finding Forrester too?
Pacific-PanDeist
October 18th, 2007
9:11:19 AM CDT
(1)
The 'ch' is from 'punch' and the 'eese' is from 'keys'....
BOOMcumshot
December 22nd, 2009
8:08:43 PM CST
(0)
PUNCH GOD FOR CHEESECAKE