United States of Tourettes Guy
Created on: June 23rd, 2005
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catwatch
June 23rd, 2005
12:19:46 AM CDT
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LOLOL! I was wondering when someone was gonna make the Tourettes guy. 4/5 http://osamasimpson.ytmnd.com
father-superior
June 23rd, 2005
12:20:47 AM CDT
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I also made a sonic sez tourettes guy. sonictourettesguyadvice.ytmnd.com
Dasyati
June 23rd, 2005
12:22:36 AM CDT
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As much as Tourettes Guy pisses me off, this YTMND rules. Nicely mixed too.
HMG
June 23rd, 2005
12:25:35 AM CDT
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Great job.
mayorbill11
June 23rd, 2005
2:00:16 AM CDT
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i don't have a dick you prick, lol where's the paper towels lol f*ck my god YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ALF IS f*ckBALLS my ass last time i gave a sh*t i got f*cked LOLWAT WTF OMG ASL BBQ ASHY LARRY CHOKE A BITCH
captaincharisma
June 23rd, 2005
2:23:21 AM CDT
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What a retard
sodae
June 23rd, 2005
1:49:37 PM CDT
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this is too good
father-superior
June 24th, 2005
11:22:58 AM CDT
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I've submitted the audio file and video version of united states of tourettes guy and the admin said he'll check them out so you might be seeing the video version AND audio version put up on tourettesguy.com
father-superior
June 24th, 2005
11:23:04 AM CDT
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father-superior
June 24th, 2005
11:23:10 AM CDT
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n0g
June 24th, 2005
2:12:03 PM CDT
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not that great
NickRaccoon
July 5th, 2005
12:46:05 AM CDT
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YES
NickRaccoon
July 5th, 2005
12:46:18 AM CDT
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I mean WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK?!?!
rmuser
July 13th, 2005
3:49:43 PM CDT
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This is awesome
zelos
July 19th, 2005
4:31:46 AM CDT
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And he came up and said TELEPHONE And I said f*ck THE PHONE
Zopo
August 12th, 2005
8:04:35 PM CDT
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i bought your colgate tooth paste, the one with tarter controle, AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE sh*t!
Zopo
August 12th, 2005
8:05:12 PM CDT
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oh hey it's you. didnt realize.
tegotetab
September 5th, 2005
10:56:09 PM CDT
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beautiful...absolutely breath taking
Space-G
September 29th, 2005
7:42:56 PM CDT
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tourettes rules!!!
MattMayhem
November 17th, 2005
1:39:09 PM CST
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LMAO...i can tell that you put alot of time into this one...You get a 5
grimoverlord
December 8th, 2005
9:21:23 PM CST
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BEST THING EVFAR
Malambis
December 10th, 2005
1:13:59 AM CST
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f*ck salt!
ManuelHung
December 15th, 2005
7:47:50 PM CST
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uninted states of f*ck salt
rawr
December 20th, 2005
12:14:08 PM CST
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AMAZING
Chukk
December 21st, 2005
5:25:22 PM CST
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BEAUtiful!! 5 stars for you!
Chukk
December 21st, 2005
8:08:37 PM CST
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made one of my own: http://unitedstatesofpiss.ytmnd.com
DarkOwl
January 18th, 2006
3:35:37 AM CST
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5 for Jolly Pirate Donuts.
tourettesguyfan
February 16th, 2006
3:55:15 PM CST
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whatistaconazi
February 21st, 2006
12:59:19 PM CST
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This is absolutely beautiful. I'm rating it 5.
vestner
March 1st, 2006
6:44:22 AM CST
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nice!!!11
BTape
June 9th, 2006
7:03:41 AM CDT
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Awesome site. :)
JR5600
July 10th, 2006
11:53:24 AM CDT
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LMAO!
vertigo
July 17th, 2006
8:12:05 AM CDT
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So wrong to laugh at...but SO DAMN FUNNY.
JR5600
July 18th, 2006
2:40:20 PM CDT
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THE LAST TIME I GAVE A sh*t I GOT f*ckED!
BaftA
July 21st, 2006
5:58:12 AM CDT
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Hah, this is f*cking funny.
mtvbeavis1996
July 24th, 2006
11:02:53 AM CDT
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this is my united states of dick 5 for u
mikeeey
July 29th, 2006
11:22:07 PM CDT
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tourettes guy = win
miltonstapler
August 2nd, 2006
8:54:50 PM CDT
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anything with tourette's guy gets a five...
miltonstapler
August 2nd, 2006
8:55:54 PM CDT
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last time i gave a sh*t i got f*cked!!
Blackhawk267
August 19th, 2006
2:20:08 PM CDT
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Not in all time would anyone have thought of this. Fantastic!
m0r94n
September 7th, 2006
7:23:00 PM CDT
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I lol'd
yiddish
September 25th, 2006
1:31:56 PM CDT
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Long... and hard.
Maos
September 26th, 2006
9:56:19 AM CDT
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last time i gave a SH*T, i got F*CKED!
Incisions
September 26th, 2006
2:23:34 PM CDT
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Me and my friend were in ABSOLUTE fits of laughter, everything was so well timed! Great job, this was f*cking hilarious. 5'd + fav! :D
idgaf
September 26th, 2006
10:23:07 PM CDT
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BOB SAGET
Jesuszilla
September 28th, 2006
7:36:11 PM CDT
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This is my United States of- BULLSH*T!
TanisHH
September 28th, 2006
7:42:24 PM CDT
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Cause this is my United States offff F*CK SALT
ulaanbataar
September 28th, 2006
7:52:43 PM CDT
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WINWINWIWNWIWNWIWNWIWN!!! Tourettes Guy kicks ass!
roXet
September 29th, 2006
10:09:55 PM CDT
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awesome 5'd
YAKUZA
September 30th, 2006
6:31:20 AM CDT
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I loike it
orgo
October 1st, 2006
2:05:50 AM CDT
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clearly not gay at all
conormichael
October 2nd, 2006
2:53:06 AM CDT
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very much win.
Cwitz
October 2nd, 2006
10:25:26 AM CDT
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F*CK THE PHONE.
Hexxx
October 3rd, 2006
10:27:37 AM CDT
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F*CKIN WIN MAN!!! F*CKIN WIN
DOAmaster
October 3rd, 2006
5:05:06 PM CDT
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F*ck the phone!
POLOPOZOZO
October 3rd, 2006
5:53:42 PM CDT
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Let me something about porccunpine balls, they're small, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SH*T!
Omni-Chewbaca
October 4th, 2006
3:15:20 PM CDT
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love tourettes guy
HansGruber
October 6th, 2006
3:18:03 PM CDT
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dot
afireinside7710
October 6th, 2006
4:10:00 PM CDT
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Too funny!
sandshrewd
October 6th, 2006
9:25:08 PM CDT
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Nice, this made Worthwhile YTMNDs. :)
Infinity
October 6th, 2006
9:28:19 PM CDT
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F*cking winner and fav'd.
Masior
October 8th, 2006
10:59:30 PM CDT
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YES I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUS THIS IS MY UNITED STATE OF BULLSH*T
clackityclack
October 9th, 2006
3:14:17 AM CDT
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AHHH BOB SAGET!!!
mybabyikilledher
October 10th, 2006
5:29:31 PM CDT
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5'd for "united states of dick"
mtbksouth
October 12th, 2006
5:20:42 PM CDT
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there's something meaningful about it. when he says he couldnt stop calling everybody dick. that's the united states dude. that's what we stand for. the right to call each other dick.
shasta
October 13th, 2006
1:24:12 AM CDT
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i miss the United States of ___________ fad, definately good shiit here
Amation
October 15th, 2006
3:36:21 PM CDT
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LOOOOL
Jack8274
October 15th, 2006
5:34:46 PM CDT
(0)
Whateva!
MessedRocker
October 16th, 2006
6:10:50 PM CDT
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I want to suck your dick... OR C*CK!
Patchubis
October 18th, 2006
1:58:10 PM CDT
(0)
hahahah
iMilkman
October 18th, 2006
2:02:22 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for no BOB SAGET!
iMilkman
October 18th, 2006
2:03:28 PM CDT
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I might be deaf though...
trogg
October 19th, 2006
1:51:13 AM CDT
(0)
meh
thecabin
October 21st, 2006
12:37:21 AM CDT
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hahahaha, seriously great, cept the image haha
CrimsnRoc
October 21st, 2006
12:45:15 PM CDT
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Awesome.
massflavour
October 21st, 2006
12:54:27 PM CDT
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kek
ibreakbread
October 22nd, 2006
11:07:10 AM CDT
(0)
omg.
Italian-Sausage
October 22nd, 2006
11:11:35 AM CDT
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Did he say Orc C*ck?!
Ramen78
October 25th, 2006
5:53:40 PM CDT
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My United States of BULLSH*T! One of the better United States of ______ I've seen.
Other-Guy
October 25th, 2006
9:32:40 PM CDT
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5'd. .... OR C*CK!!!!
the8ball
December 13th, 2006
5:30:53 PM CST
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FAV'd motherf*cker!
Largemidget
December 22nd, 2006
10:57:50 PM CST
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insta 5 tourettes guy
Osiris89
January 14th, 2007
5:47:23 PM CST
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YESSSS!!!
Winston
February 5th, 2007
8:38:34 PM CST
(0)
i lol'd
agentCDE
February 25th, 2007
2:07:12 PM CST
(1)
WHERE'S A PAPER TOWEL?!!
ac6517
May 8th, 2007
7:12:47 PM CDT
(0)
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lonesome-killer
May 15th, 2007
1:45:46 PM CDT
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Fav'd when I heard "f*ck the phone"
bigmoney
June 15th, 2007
9:18:35 PM CDT
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BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Schutzstaffel
August 17th, 2008
8:12:37 AM CDT
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Why the f*ck has this only got 4 stars!?!? bit underated if you ask me not only is this very creative its hilarious!!! anyway wtf bout the 4 stars man. UPVOTE NOW IDIOTS!!!!!
KRA2008
April 25th, 2010
12:50:48 PM CDT
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The entire thing is just hilarious but for some reason when Officer Leroy comes up and he's like "Telephone..." I laugh for reasons beyond gratuitous profanity and it makes me feel good. That and the awkward pause after "Your son just fell down the stairs!" "WELL QUIT IT....(pause)...."
DarthWang
September 19th, 2010
10:22:35 PM CDT
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