The Anal Teen Choice Awards!
Created on: August 27th, 2007
Since I know some peeps like these, I knew I couldn't let this one slip by. My last site before I go is from Fox 13's Good Day Utah this morning (August 27).
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IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO HIS ANAL? NO! SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON, IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN, IT BELONGS TO GOD. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW, IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE! >:( I CHOSE TO REJECT THOSE ANSWERS, I CHOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, I CHOSE.......ANAL TEEN CHOICE AWARDS :o
That's not Fox News, Chav. That's the local Fox affiliate. There's a difference. I'd imagine you only get Fox News over there (or do you?), so sadly you don't get to see the brilliance that is the American local news. For years on Fox Chicago we had Walter "I'll be waiting for you on the White House lawn, Dick Cheney!" Jacobson, who may have been the funniest man on television until he retired.
You never bend, you never break. You seem to know just what it takes. You're a fighter! It's in the blood, it's in the will. It's in the mighty hands of steel when you're standing your ground. And you never get hit when your back's to the wall. Gonna fight 'til the end, and you're taking it all! You got the touch. You got the power. When all Hell's breakin' loose you'll be right in the eye of the storm. You got the heart. You got the motion. You know that when things get to tough: You got the touch!
If the story was about cakes or baseball (such as "annual (anal) baseball game", I would dismiss this as a mistake. But chances are sex was clearly on her mind which is funny because most of these anchors (and other TV personalities) pretend to be all prim and proper when really they all want to be gangraped by their cameramen, or if male be participating in the gangrape.
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