Fortune Cookie tells the truth about YTMND
Created on: August 16th, 2007
Fortune Cookie tells the truth about YTMND
teh-orange 
failedfortune.ytmnd.com
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Chinese folk music
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skinja
August 16th, 2007
5:00:17 AM CDT
(0)
F1
BillyZane
August 16th, 2007
7:32:40 AM CDT
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F5. If a little chinaman gave me a cookie with that inside it would just confirm what we already know.
leeleeleer
August 16th, 2007
10:33:31 AM CDT
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MikeyComicsInc
August 16th, 2007
11:31:45 AM CDT
(3)
leeleeleer = leeleeloser
steakman
August 16th, 2007
1:57:21 PM CDT
(-3)
im gonna be pink in a few days
CaptainObvious
August 16th, 2007
7:27:25 PM CDT
(1)
The robots have taken me. Please press F1.
CaptainRescue
August 17th, 2007
10:43:41 AM CDT
(1)
VinnyWeapons will save you. He knows the robots' evil ways.
WuLfXV
August 16th, 2007
5:08:42 AM CDT
(0)
I like it
teh-orange
August 16th, 2007
5:14:00 AM CDT
(2)
vote then :)
wheelyum
August 16th, 2007
5:10:37 AM CDT
(0)
:'(
Xatrarix
August 16th, 2007
5:16:13 AM CDT
(2)
Chicken; this ytmnd was not. 5'd
Tropicantcha
August 16th, 2007
5:59:35 AM CDT
(3)
Man who do laundry; put load in wash.
s3m1lol
August 16th, 2007
8:47:02 AM CDT
(4)
Man who stands on toilets is high on pot
OMGWTFBBG
August 16th, 2007
7:49:36 PM CDT
(4)
Man who put penis in peanut butter is f*cking nuts.
Nicknasty
August 17th, 2007
12:52:42 PM CDT
(3)
man who walk in airport sideways is going to bangc*ck.
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
August 17th, 2007
7:53:28 PM CDT
(0)
Man who trip in cow farm is in deep sh*t.
YEABOI
August 16th, 2007
7:29:23 AM CDT
(0)
lol
giggity-giggity
August 16th, 2007
7:32:58 AM CDT
(0)
Stop whining
BrianPeppaz
August 16th, 2007
7:44:20 AM CDT
(1)
One time my fortune cookie said ''the chef spit in your food!''
GordonGekko
August 16th, 2007
7:55:43 AM CDT
(1)
rearn to rove ytmnd
teh-orange
August 16th, 2007
8:00:02 AM CDT
(0)
XD Golden
Bob-the-Builder
August 16th, 2007
8:05:37 AM CDT
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yeah right, i get downvoted just because im featured half the time.....other way around, i think....plus we werent just given featured user status...we got it because we make good ytmnds...unlike u
highbuzz
August 16th, 2007
8:38:13 AM CDT
(0)
get in mah belly!
craw
August 16th, 2007
9:23:59 AM CDT
(0)
Somebody's Canadian. Or British. Or any other country that speaks English either than the United States of America
craw
August 16th, 2007
9:25:35 AM CDT
(0)
Well maybe not, some people just spell favor differently then others perhaps.
teh-orange
August 16th, 2007
9:33:00 AM CDT
(-1)
Yup, im from Britain http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Favour We spell stuff proper here
teh-orange
August 16th, 2007
9:35:12 AM CDT
(0)
nah, just kidding, I think it changes dependant on the context in which it is used. I think I got it wrong tbh - but I dont give a f*ck
djinn88
August 16th, 2007
11:09:45 AM CDT
(0)
Actually you forgot that the Revolution changed many of the spellings, if you saw something spelled "wrong" then you knew it was the resistance rather than a redcoat writing it.
wesniles
August 16th, 2007
11:54:07 AM CDT
(0)
DROPPIN KNOWLEDGE
mrmatrixaplix
August 16th, 2007
4:16:12 PM CDT
(0)
FOR THE RESISTANCE!
BTape
August 16th, 2007
8:22:35 PM CDT
(-1)
it's spelled favore <3
Semper1337
August 16th, 2007
11:51:48 PM CDT
(1)
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
siccoyote
August 22nd, 2007
5:44:57 PM CDT
(0)
"it's spelled favore" Only if you're retarded.
tkNukem
August 16th, 2007
9:27:01 AM CDT
(0)
artsy maggots
PinkUniscorn
August 16th, 2007
9:42:41 AM CDT
(0)
this is gold
brachiosaurus
August 16th, 2007
9:44:29 AM CDT
(0)
RAWR!
SteelDracon
August 16th, 2007
9:51:52 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, in-jokes.
GregGumballs
August 16th, 2007
9:56:32 AM CDT
(-2)
1: to match your image
spamcritic
August 16th, 2007
9:57:23 AM CDT
(0)
truth
SolomonGrundee
August 16th, 2007
10:09:42 AM CDT
(1)
Man who goes to sleep with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly hand.
everblink5
August 16th, 2007
10:16:04 AM CDT
(0)
haha, I really like this site. I wonder if this is gonna get fad-ulated
symantech
August 16th, 2007
11:15:30 AM CDT
(-1)
lolz
guycaballero
August 16th, 2007
11:59:38 AM CDT
(0)
-2 for unnecessary semicolon.
teh-orange
August 16th, 2007
12:04:24 PM CDT
(2)
:(
Shephard
August 16th, 2007
9:13:31 PM CDT
(0)
yeah semicolon kinda threw me off too. still, though, a well made YTMND.
frenchbreadpizza
August 16th, 2007
12:12:31 PM CDT
(0)
DAMN THE COMMIE PINKOS!
paulink
August 16th, 2007
12:48:11 PM CDT
(0)
you're right
Ochobobo
August 16th, 2007
12:53:58 PM CDT
(-1)
I think this site proves that fortune wrong, lol
teh-orange
August 16th, 2007
1:11:40 PM CDT
(0)
lol idd
teh-orange
August 16th, 2007
1:40:47 PM CDT
(-1)
This site has a follow up - http://ownedcookie.ytmnd.com/
mirny
August 16th, 2007
2:44:48 PM CDT
(-2)
learn how to use semicolons and make funny ytmnds and maybe you'll get more than 1 star
soylentgreenparty
August 16th, 2007
2:50:52 PM CDT
(-1)
oned for whining, lol
Improviser
August 16th, 2007
3:05:03 PM CDT
(-4)
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bullsh*t...anyone can easily make the U&C on this website...unlike youtube
Goneja
August 16th, 2007
4:41:42 PM CDT
(0)
I don't even know how I got featured user. I'm lucky as sin.
SSgtTCZ
August 16th, 2007
9:58:24 PM CDT
(0)
http://ps3greatfun.ytmnd.com/ 5'd
the8ball
August 16th, 2007
5:40:24 PM CDT
(0)
-4 stars for British English
teh-orange
August 16th, 2007
5:42:19 PM CDT
(-1)
lol - American fool
strangurdangurr
August 16th, 2007
7:26:14 PM CDT
(0)
as long as this remains non-featured, i shall five you. featured section is worthless
dmaz
August 16th, 2007
8:45:29 PM CDT
(0)
win
Maskawanian
August 16th, 2007
8:54:11 PM CDT
(0)
LOL YENTMND
coyotemoon722
August 16th, 2007
9:37:14 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for whining
maddog125
August 17th, 2007
12:47:15 AM CDT
(1)
...in bed
Shaolinwind
August 17th, 2007
8:10:00 AM CDT
(0)
That's bullsh*t.
Valamort
August 17th, 2007
10:43:14 AM CDT
(0)
Truth
Antics
August 17th, 2007
12:38:27 PM CDT
(0)
I have to agree that featured users have move visibility but also have to agree that some of them deserve it.
n4rvst
August 17th, 2007
12:51:30 PM CDT
(-1)
social networking f*gs
Diablo
August 17th, 2007
1:03:28 PM CDT
(0)
AppleNick
August 19th, 2007
12:04:59 PM CDT
(0)
Fortune cookie is an alt
lazytown4
August 19th, 2007
6:47:25 PM CDT
(0)
very good
siccoyote
August 22nd, 2007
5:43:17 PM CDT
(0)
So f*cking true!
Shaolinwind
August 29th, 2007
5:16:44 AM CDT
(0)
If anything, I think we get downvoted needlessly due to our status.
HappyJaackelLovesShy
September 4th, 2007
12:29:59 PM CDT
(0)
at least i have pubes
Carmelo
September 5th, 2007
12:55:02 PM CDT
(0)
I wish a fortune cookie would have told you to die in a fire before you made your crappy sites.
will1000
September 8th, 2007
1:08:03 PM CDT
(0)
lol, damn straight!
NXRQ
November 27th, 2007
6:26:20 AM CST
(0)
phails