Peter Chimaera's DEVIL MAY CRY: THe CRYING OF TEH DEMON
LocutusOfBorg 
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Thanks Pete for the endless hilariousness. Please write a full novel for laughs.
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Father-McKenzie
August 14th, 2007
11:58:53 PM CDT
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Somebody typed something stupid and you read it wow
LocutusOfBorg
August 15th, 2007
12:01:21 AM CDT
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Why did I make this site? No idea. Chances are it shall be gone tomorrow.
Shinryuu
August 15th, 2007
11:28:59 AM CDT
(1)
What about blasphemy?
lessthan3
August 15th, 2007
3:41:36 PM CDT
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the giggling is really gay
mrmatrixaplix
August 15th, 2007
12:03:58 AM CDT
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CASTIL IS A MEME
mrmatrixaplix
August 15th, 2007
12:04:41 AM CDT
(1)
castal of darkness, that is
PlatformerMastah
August 15th, 2007
12:14:44 AM CDT
(6)
It's not the fact that you laughed once, but that you KEPT ON LAUGHING that got this a 5.
schtanky
August 15th, 2007
12:25:33 AM CDT
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i find your laugh incerdibly annoying and compelling at the same time. do i know u?
Fatalis
August 15th, 2007
12:29:21 AM CDT
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I really wanted to 1 this like Father-McKenzie, but the reverb caught me off guard and I broke a smile xD
Laird
August 15th, 2007
12:32:30 AM CDT
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Your voice was as perfect for this as mine would be for gay porno. Translation: win!
Bobdole23
August 15th, 2007
12:33:51 AM CDT
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o wow
Fatalis
August 15th, 2007
12:37:58 AM CDT
(0)
Nakinosashi
August 15th, 2007
12:39:20 AM CDT
(0)
ToastChef
August 15th, 2007
1:04:21 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lawlipop
August 15th, 2007
1:15:58 AM CDT
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You make me smile. :)
MetalCrotch
August 15th, 2007
1:20:59 AM CDT
(2)
beard man with angry sword was only trying to delver a massege
BitchTitties
August 15th, 2007
11:59:06 AM CDT
(1)
I hate it when beard men and their agitated swords try to massage me.
Taker
August 15th, 2007
2:31:41 PM CDT
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Who the demon?
superwesley64
August 15th, 2007
1:25:57 AM CDT
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I couldnt help but laugh with you
Grayfox354
August 15th, 2007
1:50:27 AM CDT
(8)
Darcula is Blackula's distant cousin.
kwsn
August 15th, 2007
1:59:16 AM CDT
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delver a hahahahahaha. delver a hahahahahahaha. delver a hahahahahahahaha.
Jephro101
August 15th, 2007
3:27:24 AM CDT
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I had no Idea what the story was about but you have a funny laugh...
xlokix
August 15th, 2007
3:33:01 AM CDT
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gay
elerium
August 15th, 2007
6:48:13 AM CDT
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1
winterbottom
August 15th, 2007
6:55:36 AM CDT
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RELAX YOUR WEOPNS
HexenVldamir
August 15th, 2007
7:13:05 AM CDT
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Delver.... I agree, it is funny. I still find it hard to beleive some people write stuff like this.
DarthWang
August 15th, 2007
7:34:49 AM CDT
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I love these
Zorieon
August 15th, 2007
8:46:53 AM CDT
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Twins... right...
money-hat
August 15th, 2007
8:51:05 AM CDT
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I'm glad you spotlighted this. Funny stuff. Also recommended "Digimon Saves the Woldr. A Play in 2 Acts" and "Matrix Returns" -- The reviews are nearly as harsh as I would have imagined. ---- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3682055/1/DEVIL_MAY_CRY_THe_CRYING_OF_THE_DEMON
galaxhood
August 15th, 2007
9:03:01 AM CDT
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1 for being a douche.
HunterTen
August 15th, 2007
9:30:46 AM CDT
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Godly
squirrelswarm
August 15th, 2007
9:37:24 AM CDT
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LOL that was great
Messij
August 15th, 2007
10:00:44 AM CDT
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I like Belmont was under the evil power for too "lnog"
NeoSigma
August 15th, 2007
10:53:59 AM CDT
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http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera This guy is friggen Retarded, he must only be 2 or 3 years old at best...
Masteronin
August 15th, 2007
11:02:15 AM CDT
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Whispering is futile! The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all! Sees all! Do Not Speak to Me! Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged! Ignore my presence and go about your Earthly business! IGNORE ME!!!
CreepPipe
August 15th, 2007
11:09:52 AM CDT
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It was funny but the laughing kind of ruined it for me. I mean to me the thing that makes these funny is when someone reads it and reads it as if there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
masterpwns
August 15th, 2007
11:46:29 AM CDT
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lol darcula
brachiosaurus
August 15th, 2007
11:58:26 AM CDT
(-1)
RAWR!
Daimien
August 15th, 2007
12:28:36 PM CDT
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God I love how you say 'The Crying of Teh Demon' and ' Chirmara' or whatever. Epic VO.
thorbacon
August 15th, 2007
12:43:58 PM CDT
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You should do a few about him. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3323568/1/Castlevania_Wisps_of_Dracula is aw some i maen cmoin! culd like kick ass. To ta fmale mboile
gamekid
August 15th, 2007
1:18:47 PM CDT
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Her name hse said was Karrven and she explosioned a fire at him.
FoxDuo
August 15th, 2007
1:36:23 PM CDT
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Too much laughing...
FoxDuo
August 15th, 2007
1:37:35 PM CDT
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Although +10 for "DEWtey".
Roidrage
August 15th, 2007
1:47:39 PM CDT
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That part also had me laughing. I have no f*cking clue why, even as I read it silently I would laugh. For that, you get a 5 good sir Powrloth.
sethdonut
August 15th, 2007
2:08:09 PM CDT
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Laughing over and over at "delver" of all things? Poor form.
GhettoBooty
August 15th, 2007
4:48:37 PM CDT
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It was massege, idiot.
Hoinah
August 15th, 2007
2:19:55 PM CDT
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much love loc
Benegesserit
August 15th, 2007
2:32:44 PM CDT
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4'd for darkula
Mucky38302
August 15th, 2007
2:38:15 PM CDT
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You couldn't stop laughing and neither could I.
Daltonofzeal2
August 15th, 2007
3:38:04 PM CDT
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You're one of the last YTMNDers I expected to go down the "narration" site route. Shame on you.
wowbagger2004
August 15th, 2007
3:50:08 PM CDT
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DELVER A MASSEGE
Iarheer
August 15th, 2007
3:55:09 PM CDT
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If you're going to do a dramatic reading, then don't break character by laughing for 6 hours.
mirny
August 15th, 2007
4:00:12 PM CDT
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the bar for dramatic readings has been set by such legends as "ebaums" and "peta"... and you fall well short
CaptainAssholay
August 15th, 2007
4:05:13 PM CDT
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Maybe if you didn't laugh like an idiot this wouldn't suck.
eksekseksg3
August 15th, 2007
4:06:59 PM CDT
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I rofl'd
Crymsin
August 15th, 2007
4:23:02 PM CDT
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No, LocutusOfBorg. You are the masseges
Eldred
August 15th, 2007
4:42:36 PM CDT
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Doctor Billy V. Koen?
intreped
August 15th, 2007
5:22:21 PM CDT
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delver a ma-hehee; delver a ma-hehee; delver a mahehehehehehehehe. 5'd for no reason at all.
jimbo7676
August 15th, 2007
5:34:59 PM CDT
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I understand why you were giggling. Message kind of looked like massage like the demon had sent someone to give Dante a massage. That was why I was laughing at least.
Diablo
August 15th, 2007
6:30:54 PM CDT
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too much power!
jonjonjawbreaker
August 15th, 2007
6:38:31 PM CDT
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Yeah if you would quit laughing and just f*cking read it would have been funnier and maybe even worth my time. Go kill yourself.
Chopsifer
August 15th, 2007
6:53:54 PM CDT
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This is ARTWORK!
PopeBlitzkrieg-XVI
August 15th, 2007
6:54:21 PM CDT
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Haha
MTown
August 15th, 2007
7:03:09 PM CDT
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saided a beard man with angry sword
DonkeyKong96
August 15th, 2007
8:55:21 PM CDT
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delvr! LOL?
FreemanNate
August 15th, 2007
9:02:27 PM CDT
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you f*cked it up big time. The f*cking laughing, at MASSEGE, then you pronounce it MESSAGE. F*cking idiot.
OriginalHibbs
August 15th, 2007
9:39:03 PM CDT
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lol, That was Great. Hilarious how you said "agein"
jman99999
August 15th, 2007
10:34:46 PM CDT
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lol that is some funny sh*t right there. that peter chimaera is a f*cking loser and deserves to be ridiculed for all eternity for being a gay D&D type fanboy. way to put him in his place, this is full of win.
SevenAteNine
August 16th, 2007
12:00:49 AM CDT
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Hey, don't hate on the Chimaera. I've always thought he's just some kid in grade three who really wants to write cool stories.
SevenAteNine
August 16th, 2007
12:00:17 AM CDT
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Hilarious. Good job putting Peter Chimaera in the title --- it drew my attention right away, after the epic matrix fanfic reading by Tawmdee (http://maytricks.ytmnd.com/) that I've loved for a long time. I gotta say, your constant attempts at "massege" made me really laugh. Wonderfully done.
TheBigDawg
August 16th, 2007
12:15:37 AM CDT
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The laughter really detracts from this.
SnapSuperfly
August 16th, 2007
12:54:49 AM CDT
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lol, pot.
roq
August 16th, 2007
1:04:52 AM CDT
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f*ck
roq
August 16th, 2007
1:09:19 AM CDT
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actually after looking over this again, a few statements (most notably "fire bullet") were humorous. I believe it could have potential with a better voice actor or an improved remake.
Critty
August 16th, 2007
2:27:56 AM CDT
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my friend showed me this and i thought it was hilarious and then i was like.. hey, i know this guy! :]
davebond2010
August 16th, 2007
5:29:37 PM CDT
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How did you not laugh at "Darcula"?
Panther631
August 16th, 2007
9:44:47 PM CDT
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Made me laugh :]
Celark
August 17th, 2007
3:47:20 PM CDT
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greatest writer of our time
thelurchster
August 18th, 2007
2:22:18 PM CDT
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I am only bring 5
Moleculo
August 18th, 2007
9:50:45 PM CDT
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I thoroughly enjoyed it.
J-Triumf
August 23rd, 2007
5:54:24 PM CDT
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Peter Chimaera FTW...check out the rest of his stories if you haven't yet.
Darth-l33t
August 30th, 2007
10:38:22 AM CDT
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Who wants a body massage?
thebuilder
February 1st, 2008
12:14:34 AM CST
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he end!
libutti
February 2nd, 2008
2:30:14 PM CST
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i was f*cking dieing with laughter
PatienceKing
February 24th, 2008
6:55:22 PM CST
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soooooo gooood
D-N-IL
February 24th, 2008
10:51:26 PM CST
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I have come to delver a me-HEHEHEHEHE
hkkwinzalot
June 1st, 2008
9:26:18 PM CDT
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And then, Darcula gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall!
TightenUpTheGraphics
September 20th, 2008
11:40:02 PM CDT
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I watched this again after your Quarter Life reading, and was surprised to see I never fived this when it first came out. My apologies and enjoy your long-overdue five stars.
woman
October 28th, 2012
3:43:46 PM CDT
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6.