Harry Potter 7 REVEALED!! WTF!!?
Created on: July 14th, 2007
O sh*t last page of harry potter 7!
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And I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen, I dress in blue - yes navy blue - from head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes. I make 'em shine, well most the time, 'cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine. Six foot two and rude as hell, I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell. My name is mud.
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ORIGINAL SCANS
Wrong. All f*cking wrong. The reality is relations with the Russian Federation deteriorate to the point of open conflict, whilst the United States remains embroiled in the First Iranian War, leaving the European Union alone to fend off the Bear. Of course, the Eurof*gs are helpless: the Russians have had decades to rearm and with the assistance of regimes like Belarus and the client state of Ukraine, quickly advance into the Baltic States and Rumania.
A holding action by the Bulgarians stops the Russian advance north of the Danube, resulting in the first release of chemical and tactical nuclear weapons. The pace quickens as the Russians advance into Poland, however the Europeans can no longer mount effective resistance to the Russian onslaught. The decision to utilize strategic nuclear weapons is made, leaving Minsk, Kiev, Moscow and most major urban centers as radioactive slag.
However, it is a pyrrhic victory: the Russian retaliation reduces the whole swath of western Europe to irritated glass. Harry arrives once more in Britain to find the whole of the Isle bathed in radioactive particles, where he is quickly contaminated and begins to show classic signs of radiation poisoning. His skin, already suffering from horrendous burn like damage, begins to fall off whilst his internal organs break down. He begins to vomit blood excessively.
Don't you guys know Dumbledor comes back to life because Harry makes a wish on the dragon balls, he comes back kills Harry for disturbing him, rapes Hermione in the butt, and gives Snape a flying elbow drop to the throat. He does all this while screaming LOL INTERNET with an ice-cream spoon lodged in his but.
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